Chapter Seventy-Eight: A Ingot of Silver
The master ran out of seven or eight miles in one go, and when he looked back, he couldn't see the traces of the mountain bandits for a long time.
At this time, Xiao Laodao reined in the horses under the seat, dismounted and looked at the lame mule, the master looked back, Xiao Laodao was quite concerned about the lame mule, but a sick and lame mule, running behind a few fast horses, it would definitely not be able to bear it.
The master couldn't help but ask Xiao Laodao, "How is Brother Xiao, is the mule okay?" ”
Xiao Laodao glanced at my grandfather and replied: "It's okay, I look at this mule, the leg is not lame, it is only lame because it is seriously ill, and when the illness is cured, the leg will be healed." ”
The master smiled, and joked with Old Daoist Xiao: "Brother Xiao, I don't think you should be a Taoist priest." ”
Xiao Laodao asked: "I don't want to be a Taoist priest, what do I do?" "Draft, revise later.
"Be a monk, a bodhisattva."
Xiao Laodao also smiled, "If I were a bodhisattva, I would still do this act of stealing graves and digging graves, I just feel sorry for my money for those herbs, if the mule dies, isn't the herbs bought for nothing." ”
The master shook his head gently, this old Taoist priest is a hard-mouthed and soft-hearted person.
Xiao Laodao turned over and got on the horse, a few people walked forward slowly, Xiao Laodao asked my grandfather, "Brother, why is the leader of the mountain bandits so beaten?" ”
Tai Ye said: "He may practice internal qigong, inhale a breath of dantian qi, pour the whole body, as long as this mouth does not come out, it will not hurt him." ”
Xiao Laodao asked again: "Then ...... Why did you punch him and vomit blood? ”
The master smiled, "The trick to deal with this kind of internal qigong is here, he said that I cheat, I really can't win the martial arts, but the set of kung fu he used is a scoundrel in itself, and he has to compete with me, which is clearly taking advantage of me, I took a few punches from him, and did not use any internal force to resist, but he used this set of kung fu to block my fist." ”
Xiao Laodao nodded, "That mountain bandit leader has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and his eyes are treacherous, he is not a trustworthy person, and it is not an exaggeration to use some small means against him. ”
"Yes." The master said: "Originally, I wanted to fight with him, but who knew that he was cheating with me first, and I had to think of breaking the breath on his body, and the last punch, I didn't fight for a long time, just waiting for him to speak, as long as he spoke, the breath in his body would be discharged, and he said that I cheated, just because of this." ”
Xiao Laodao smiled, "In comparison, you are still a step ahead, brother." ”
In the evening, a few people pass by a large town store, the town streets are spacious, there are many shops, people come and go, very prosperous.
A few people found an inn in the town, lived in, had dinner, Xiao Laodao asked the shopkeeper to boil a few pots of hot water, each person a big wooden barrel bath, my grandfather doesn't like hot water, soak in a cold shower.
After washing away the dust of many days, each person changed into clean clothes, Xiao Laodao said, this town is not small, and the night is also very lively.
In this town, there is a night market at night, the roadside is full of snacks, and there are some gadgets sold, and there are many people who come and go to visit the night market, it is very lively, a few people walk together, and they go around on the street.
On the side of the road, Xiao Laodao bought a candy man for Xiao Shiyi and the ghost monkey each, next to the candy man, it was a trick showman, after the master saw it, he thought of the situation where he took the ghost monkey to perform, and couldn't help but stand behind the crowd and watched, Xiao Laodao saw that the master was fascinated, and said to my grandfather, and took the ninety-first ghost monkey to go elsewhere.
At this time, I saw that there were three people in the crowd, an old man, a girl, and a young man, the young man and the girl were fighting with knives and guns.
In the past, to see if there is real kung fu, the main thing is to look at the legs, but anyone who practices kung fu, at the beginning, they have to stand on the pile, tie the horse, the force is born from the root, only when the lower plate is stable, the body can come out of the strength, the punch is powerful, and it is not easy to be knocked down by others. The next game is unstable, the body is floating, and basically one punch and kick can be knocked to the ground. Just like taekwondo in little Japan, they belong to the body is floating, unstable, after the punches and kicks are punched, it is not the power of the body that really bursts out, but the inertial power of the body swinging, this kind of thing, when it comes to real Chinese kung fu, they can't beat it at all, and they can be knocked over with a punch and a kick. If you don't believe what I said, you can watch the video of Shaolin warrior monk Yilong fighting the Korean taekwondo champion, that is the difference between taekwondo and Chinese kung fu.
Getting back to the point, after the girl and the young man finished a set of knives and guns, the people around applauded, the girl and the young man hurriedly took the gong, turned around and begged for money from the onlookers, the master was also a showman, of course he knew the taste inside, and hurriedly touched his body, and touched a large ingot of silver.
The master has practiced flying knives, pointing where to hit, hitting every shot, "poof", a large ingot of silver hit the girl's chest, the girl's face turned red after brushing, the girl shouted coquettishly, "Who did it, who did it!" ”
This is obviously teasing, my grandfather was immediately stunned, this is impossible, he obviously threw a gong, how could he hit the girl's chest? His face also turned red, and he turned and left. Just a few steps away, there was a coquettish voice behind him again, "Stop!" ”
The grandfather's body was shocked, but instead of standing still, he quickened his pace.
"What about you, that white-clothed scholar, you stop for me!"
The master swallowed dryly, turned his head to look at his side, and all the people on the road were looking at him, gritted his teeth, stopped and turned around, and didn't even dare to raise his head.
However, the master felt that something was shooting in front of him, and quickly raised his hand to grab it, and it was actually the silver he had just thrown out.
"Pay back your stinky silver, shameless!"
The master's face turned red, but he still didn't look up, his hands clenched into fists, he arched his hand in the direction where the silver shot from, and turned to leave. "I'm still a scholar, and it's insulting."
The master suddenly quickened his pace and left the sight of those people, and he couldn't tell the feeling in his heart, he obviously threw the silver at the gong, how could it hit the girl's body?
In front of a pool full of lotus lanterns, the master found a few people from Xiao Laodao, and the master gently pulled Xiao Laodao's sleeve and whispered, "Brother Xiao, let's go back." ”
Xiao Laodao glanced at my grandfather, "What's the matter, brother, your face is so ugly." ”
The master hurriedly perfunctory, "It's nothing, I'm tired." ”
"Okay, let's go back then."
Go back, you have to go back the same way, the master doesn't want to go back the same way, I'm afraid of going into the showmanship, a few people found an alley where no one was, the alley was dark, and after walking a short distance, I heard three figures appear in front of me, and a woman's voice came, "Dad, why are you stopping me, this shameless scoundrel, you should be beaten." ”
When my grandfather heard this, his heart suddenly jumped, this voice, isn't it the girl who is playing tricks, followed by an old voice, "It's just a disciple, what is there to worry about with him, let's go out, just bear it if you can." ”
"You can bear it, I can't bear it."
"If you can't bear it, you have to endure it, and ...... I think that kid also has a bit of kung fu, and if I really deal with him, we won't be able to stay here. ”
At this time, the master hurriedly pulled Xiao Laodao, signaled Xiao Laodao to go back, don't take this alley, Xiao Laodao looked puzzled, and asked my grandfather softly, "What's the matter, brother, you didn't want to take the big road just now, you have to go down the alley, why do you want to go back now?" ”
As soon as Xiao Laodao spoke, it didn't matter, the three people in front of him were immediately alert, and they all glanced back, and the old voice came, "What person?" ”
Xiao Laodao was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly rushed to the front and said, "Don't get me wrong, the three of you are the same, passing by." ”
The girl immediately shouted: "Dad, isn't the one next to him the scholar just now, you still tell me to bear with me, you see that he has brought people to chase him!" ”
The master was really dumb and ate coptis, and swallowed his saliva, at this time, he couldn't speak anymore, and hurriedly clenched his fists, "Girl, what you did just now was really an accident, and you are not a disciple in the next." ”
"How dare you say, what do you want!"
The master licked his lips, "Down, down here, leave ......" said, the master pulled Xiao Laodao's sleeve, Xiao Laodao glanced at my grandfather suspiciously, his eyes were full of doubts, however, Xiao Laodao is not the kind of person who is not open-minded, and hurriedly greeted Xiao Chujiu and them, "Let's go, let's not walk the alley, but also take the big road." ”
"You still want to go, stop me!"
The master pulled Xiao Laodao again, Xiao Laodao glanced at my grandfather again, and asked in a low voice, "What good things have you done?" ”
Saying this, a few people didn't stop at their feet, and walked quickly towards the outside of the alley, behind them, there was a series of light footsteps, an old voice, and a sharp scolding, "Girl, stop for me!" The light voice stopped abruptly, and the master secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Back at the inn, the master was depressed, so he asked the shopkeeper to get two dishes, and pulled Xiao Laodao to drink, Xiao Laodao asked him what was going on, and the grandfather told him the original, Xiao Laodao laughed after listening to it, and made fun of my grandfather, "I didn't expect that your dignified dragon slayer hero would also flirt with other girls." ”
The grandfather's face turned red, "Brother Xiao, don't be laughing at me, I have been practicing flying knives for seven or eight years, and I have never missed, I feel that the ingot of silver, after shooting out, was pushed by something and pushed onto the girl." ”
"Really?" Xiao Lao Dao smiled and asked, "You really didn't mean it?" ”
The master shook his head fiercely, "If I do it on purpose, the sky will thunder!" ”
Xiao Laodao waved his chopsticks, "Okay, okay, brother, I believe in you, tomorrow morning, let's leave here, okay?" ”
The master sighed softly.
I didn't say anything all night, and early the next morning, after the grandfather got up, thinking about yesterday's events, he was still depressed, and walked to the back window of the room, opened the back window, and wanted to breathe, but after opening the window, the room across the road also opened the window.
"It's you again, you shameless ......"