Chapter 26: The Forest of Trouble
"Alright, alright, don't be angry. I also have a hard time. ”
Facing Huang Xuan's anger, Luo Xuan patiently explained.
"Bitter. What is the trouble of doing such a hurtful thing? Could it be that you have a holiday with those old men? ”
"Phew. Bastard boy, nonsense, I think you owe, you have to clean you up, I think these old men are very good. ”
Saying this, Huang Xuan was obviously unhappy. It was obviously her who made the mistake, but she still had to pretend to be bitter and hateful, and she had to rub salt on his wounds.
This time, Huang Xuan didn't want to deal with this unreasonable woman anymore.
Although in his heart, he didn't treat her as a woman again, only as a doll.
Seeing this, Luo Xuan immediately restrained her attitude and turned into a little daughter-in-law.
"Who am I doing this for? Not for you. How did I know you were so vain?"
I didn't want to deal with this woman, but looking like this, where can a man with strong blood stand it.
Putting away his anger, he said with a little embarrassment: "What does this have to do with my hypocrisy? ”
"You are just a deficiency and cannot be replenished, and I have clearly prepared a tonic as a good product for regulating the internal organs. But you, look at what you're going to do. ”
As soon as he heard this, Huang Xuan immediately felt aggrieved, is this a void? This doesn't mean that he is strong, and he shouldn't have taken those tonic pills.
And these tonics are still forced by this woman to take them, what does it have to do with him. But that's not the point, the point is,
"Why are you hallucinating?"
"I've never done anything to you, and if I do, I'm here to help you. ”
"Strong words, do you have such a help?"
"Do you remember what happened after the elixir was absorbed by you?" Seeing his stubborn look, Luo Xuan asked rhetorically.
"Didn't I come directly to Yecheng after absorbing the elixir? ”
"Sure enough, you still forgot. I will agree to you coming to Yecheng because I am afraid that you will continue to stay in the forest. Woe to the whole forest. ”
"What do you mean? You make it clear, don't always say yin and yang. ”
"The moment you woke up, you went berserk, you know? ”
"Sow, up the tree? ”
"It's true. You have to be strong on the sow and scare the sow.
In the end, in desperation, the sow had to climb a tree to escape. ”
Saying this, Huang Xuan's face turned green, and it was unspeakably ugly.
Although he thought it was incredible, he inadvertently flashed the picture of the sow on the tree, which made him a little suspicious.
"Didn't you hear the sow's scream? It was this cry that attracted the companions of the sows in the forest, who were ready to come to the rescue.
Who knows, you who have eaten the elixir are as powerful as an ox, where are these pigs your opponents, there are countless casualties in less than two hits.
And then you see that there are other sows in the pig, and they immediately pounce.
These sows were invincible, so they had to escape, and in the end, they had no choice, and they all ran up the tree, so they escaped.
Otherwise, the pigs of the forest will probably be extinct by you. ”
"And you! The beast couldn't give vent and began to look around.
In just an instant, countless races in the forest were calamated, and many creatures were devastated, which was really miserable.
And you are still not satisfied, no matter the race, as long as it is a mother, you will not let it go. ”
"In the end, I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I proposed that you go to Yecheng, after all, the love of shemales is not blessed.
And I am even more afraid that you will be punished for your excessive iniquity. In the end, I had no choice but to take you out of the forest temporarily. ”
This picture, this style of painting, Huang Xuan really can't think of it.
He couldn't imagine that he could be so hungry and thirsty.
complained: "It's all you, you have to give me a kidney, I said that I am in good health, not false, you don't believe it." ”
"Yes, I should have used a little less. And slowly give you tonic, I was also moved by your decision to choose the path of cultivating immortals, I hope you can enter the state as soon as possible. ”
This is a good thing to say, but the more Huang Xuan listens to it, the more he feels that it is wrong, "Does this have anything to do with you creating an illusion for me?"
"Hey, I'm doing it for your own good, too.
It's not good to hold back physically, and besides, I'm afraid that you have a special fetish, and you just like this kind of cross-racial love of life and death.
In the forest, there is no one inhabited, and that's it.
But this is Ye Cheng, if you go crazy again here, what can you do?
Compared with beasts, I still think you are better than humans, after all, this is not conducive to the reproduction of the race, and it is easy to lead to impurity. ”
"Phew. Then you will find me an old lady, won't you find me a few young and beautiful ones?"
Huang Xuan couldn't believe such a statement, it was simply full of loopholes.
"It's not your fault, originally the women of Yecheng lived in the boudoir and rarely went out.
And after what you made a fuss, these women were even more reluctant to leave the house again, for fear of making a fuss. Did you say that there was a woman after a long time of shopping?"
"Not even a mother's?"
By the way, you said it yourself. You are the one who wants the mother.
Huang Xuan remembered that he seemed to have said this.
"I'm afraid, time is running out. You only need the mother's.
I started to worry about what would come out first, sows,, cows, and then it would be too late.
Fortunately, it was a woman who ran out first, just a little bigger. ”
"But no matter how old you are, you're still human. It's better than a beast.
In order to make you enjoy it more pleasantly, I can only add a filter to your eyes and make a beautiful face, so that you are also happy?"
"Phew. Glad you sister. ”
"Do you dare to say that you are not happy? You still have to talk freely with others. ”
Huang Xuan, who was originally rational and vigorous, suddenly withered when he thought of the moon, and he didn't dare to make a sound.
"Well, you don't have to be so depressed. Anyway, you did a good thing unintentionally.
Originally, the husband and wife of the entire Ye City were already disgusted because of your little lover.
But this time it was wrong, because of you, the reconciliation is as good as ever, and the relationship is even more than before.
Even Yue Lao doesn't have the ability of you, and at the same time, let thousands of lovers be together for a hundred years, which is a great merit. ”
When Huang Xuan heard this, his face darkened even more. I don't dare to say more than half a word, and I don't want to be so entangled, endlessly.
He already knew the rest of the matter, and Huang Xuan stopped at the point. Besides, after that, Huang Xuan didn't want to mention it again.
"It's still your fault, don't shirk your responsibilities, and let me take tonics. Now that this identity is also famous, how can I stay in Yecheng.
And there is an old man chasing and killing behind, and he can't get rid of it. ”
"Forget it, I did have negligence this time, and I will pass on the Divine Phantom to you.
This is a kind of footwork that makes your body more weird when you face off against the enemy, even if you are not defeated, you will have no problem running away. ”
After Luo Xuan finished speaking, he immediately controlled his body, this time it was different from last time, it was performed without Huang Xuan's knowledge.
The purpose is to teach better, and it is not a violation of the agreement to save lives three times.
Suddenly, Huang Xuan's body technique became weird, and his speed increased a lot.
"Yes, that's what it feels like, the same as when I woke up. ”
With such an elegant footwork, Huang Xuan was dumbfounded. Fortunately, he was already extremely talented, and it didn't take long for him to completely learn such a footwork martial art.
After that, he performed his own footwork, and he was no longer running away, but more like enjoying the magical feeling.
This was the first time he had relied on his own strength to fight, and how could the battle of the virgins not leave memories.
Suddenly, he felt that he was not energetic enough, and was ready to urge the spiritual power, which was not the primordial innate spiritual power of the universe.
It's the acquired power that is replenished into the body through that pill. But he was quickly stopped by Luo Xuan and admonished:
"You didn't enter the Ichor Mansion, and you couldn't integrate your innate spiritual power into the battle at all.
Although the acquired spiritual power can help you, this power is used less once than once, and now it is a tyrannical thing.
It's never too late to use it when you're really in danger.
When Huang Xuan heard this, he understood the stakes, so he gave up.
In this way, the divine phantom used by Huang Xuan evaded the pursuit of the old man.
It's just that after that, due to the big speed gap, the old man in the rear had to give up.
In this way, the peach-colored crisis caused by Huangxuan was resolved.