Okay, no problem. ”

The master looked at Chen Xuanzang and said through gritted teeth.

"It's not right, it's not right."

Chen Xuanzang shook his head and rejected this fake master's proposal:

"Life is not for jokes, the life of the donor is life, my life is also life, we can't easily use our own lives as a bet to vent, the world is so beautiful, don't you want to see it?"

"You don't want to be crooked here, Lao Tzu, no, I'll go into the water to show you, just wait for that monster."

Seeing Chen Xuanzang admit it, the master's arrogance became more and more arrogant, he took off his clothes, and jumped into the water as soon as his mind was hot.

But after coming into contact with the icy lake, the hot mind of this master instantly became cold.

This, this, this.

What are you doing?

I don't want to live, there are monsters in here.

And so.

And so.

This guy didn't dare to move, so he could only stand stiffly in the water, quietly waiting for time to pass.

When the time passed for a stick of incense, nothing happened in the water.

A bright smile appeared on the master's face, and he hurriedly beckoned to the people on the shore and said, "Look, everyone, there is no danger, it is safe, I have come to the time to burn incense under the water, and there is no danger." ”

"This!"

Of course, the villagers were not blind, they naturally saw the change in the situation, looked at the figure in the water in disbelief, and then looked at the calm water, their eyes were full of doubts, and they looked at Chen Xuanzang in confusion.

It's like questioning this guy, what about the youkai?

However, Chen Xuanzang couldn't answer at all, and muttered: "Yes, it may be that I went home to rest." ”

"I'll rest your uncle, I'll kill you, how much time have you wasted in vain, how many fish can we catch in all this time we wasted, come on, kill him for me."

The village chief was an angry beard and glare, and he beat Chen Xuanzang with his head and face, and said to the young and strong young men behind him: "Hurry up, hang up this bastard who bewitches the public, it's really lawless, and you dare to deceive under the rule of Chang'an City." ”

"Okay."

Hearing the words of the village chief, these young men were also angry with Chen Xuanzang, without saying a word, they went up to give Chen Xuanzang a fat beating, and after beating Chen Xuanzang without the strength to fight back, he directly followed the instructions of the old village chief to hang this guy who went to their village to cheat on the hook they used to hang big fish all year round and hung it up.

"Get into the water."

"Catch fish and catch fish, and go to the city to buy some supplements for the baby."

"Yes, yes."

The excited voices of the villagers rang out, and they all jumped into the lake that nursed them like dumplings, swimming in the water like fish.

"Haha, you see, I'm fine, isn't it?"

After the master went ashore, he laughed and patted his chest, and said proudly.

Now he has the confidence to do so.

I've been in the water for so long, and I haven't met a monster or anything, doesn't that mean that the monster has been eliminated by myself?

Hmph, what a bastard, almost framed himself, the future great exorcist.

It's a bastard.

"Don't be surprised by the master, the ignorant women in the village, please don't be surprised by the master."

The village chief hurriedly handed the money jar to the master, with a kind smile on his face.

When the master personally went into the water for a stick of incense, he did not encounter any problems.

What else can be said about this?

"Okay, since there is nothing to do, then I will leave first, I still have a altar of Dharma to do on the other side, so I will not stay here."

This time, this pretending fake master also learned to be obedient and never lingered again.

Because he also has a feeling.

That is, it is possible that he is really a blind cat who ran into a dead mouse and blew up a big fish.

If there really be a monster after a while, could it be that you really went into the water to catch the monster?

"Master, don't you want to eat before you leave?"

Hearing this master's words, the village chief couldn't help but feel a little regretful and asked with concern.

Now that we've made sure that there are no monsters in the water, and that the water is safe, it's definitely impossible to let this guy stay in the village.

Let this guy cheat and cheat here.

But there should be etiquette, which is indispensable.

Otherwise, it will be said that it is a poor place for them, and that is it.

You know, the ancients valued dignity the most, otherwise how could there be so many prisoners?

Most of them were killed because of the issue of dignity, and they were angry and raised their swords.

"No, no, my altar mage is in a hurry, if I go late, I'm afraid I'll lose a lot of entanglement."

The master really didn't want to linger here, waved his hand again and again, hurriedly packed up his salute, took a deep look at the ordinary water, and walked quickly towards the outside of the village.

There are no monsters doing anything now, and when it's time to leave, you must not turn back.

Well, that's it.

"Master go slowly, come often when you have time."

The old village chief looked at the master's distant back and waved his hand again and again.

And hearing the words of the old village chief, the speed of the master's walking is getting faster and faster, for fear that there will be monsters later.

I also cursed in my heart.

Whoever comes is a fool.

If you cheat the money and pay it back, you are a fool.

Ultimately.

In full view of everyone, this pretending fake master still managed to leave the fishing village, and he was not tortured like in the plot, and almost died in the fishing village.

"This, isn't it? It's a big change. ”

Yelin looked at the back that had disappeared into the bamboo forest in disbelief and said.

It's unbelievable.

"Xiaoyou, this is the way of heaven, and there is still a glimmer of life."

That's when it happened.

In Yelin's ears, he remembered a sound that seemed to be laughing but not laughing, and turned his head to look, I don't know when, behind him, there was already a fat monk who was smiling like Maitreya Buddha.

"Master, are you all like this to come and go without a trace?"

Yelin looked at the fat monk in front of him speechlessly, his forehead was full of black lines, and he was speechless.

"Xiaoyou, it was originally the benefactor's ordeal, but because of Xiaoyou, it was much easier, this is the butterfly effect."

The fat man who smiled like Maitreya Buddha said with a smile on his face.

"Master, is there anything else you don't know?" Listen up.

The corners of Yelin's mouth twitched slightly, and he looked at the monk in front of him wrongly, even the butterfly effect can be known, you are afraid that you are not a saint.

Even these assertions that were put forward hundreds of years or thousands of years later know that you are not a saint and he expressed some disbelief.

"Only the little friends and those Taoist friends don't know the origin of the poor monks, and the others are similar."

The fat monk thought about it and said confidently.

"Then may I ask the master, can you really live forever after eating Xuanzang's meat?"

Yelin looked at the fat monk expectantly and said.

Fat Monk: "······"

I'll wipe your circle, eat your sister, the scriptures haven't started yet, and the Guanyin master hasn't released the wind yet, how do you know?

(End of chapter)