Chapter Eighty-Nine: The Stinky Solution
He Jingying smiled maliciously: "You get into this bucket, and I will push you out, so that both of us will go out." ”
When the pulsatilla heard this, his eyes widened with shock: "You let me get into this bucket?" ”
He Jingying nodded and pointed to the clothes of the two: "You see, I am now a little eunuch, you are a guard, and the people who send Gong buckets in this palace are all eunuchs, and there are no guards who send Gong buckets." ”
After hearing this, the dummy face was red with anger, and he came to pick He Jingying's clothes without saying a word.
He Jingying hurriedly dodged: "You are so shameless, you pick up the little girl's clothes at an old age." ”
Pulsatilla did not show weakness: "You are shameless, you have been married and you still call yourself a little girl." ”
Pulsatilla shot so fast, although He Jingying dodged in time, she was still pulled by Pulsatilla's sleeve. He Jingying saw that Pulsatilla really wanted to take off her clothes, and said hurriedly: "My clothes are so small, you are so tall and I am so tall, where can you wear them?" Isn't it easier to be spotted when you go out like this? ”
Seeing that He Jingying was reasonable, Pulsatilla finally let go: "Then no one knows you like this?" ”
He Jingying pointed to the human skin mask of the pulsatilla: "Can you tear this off and borrow it for me?" ”
"Don't you say it's the right size now? My face is so much bigger than yours, isn't it obvious that you go out like this? ”
"On this big night, I'll cover it up a little, and no one will pay attention."
"Grandpa, I won't do it!" Pulsatilla has never been so aggrieved.
He Jingying saw that Pulsatilla still disagreed, so she hurriedly made up for it: "If you don't agree, forget it, it's easier for me to push an empty gong bucket myself." "Anyway, I really found an empty bucket to push and leave.
Pulsatilla hurriedly said: "Little girl, did you cross the river and tear down the bridge?" ”
He Jingying turned her head and said, "It's you who don't want to." ”
"You ......" Pulsatilla was angry.
"Are you going to go or not?"
"Let's go!" Pulsatilla ripped off his human skin mask: "Take it, take it." When you get out, grandpa will settle accounts with you! “
He Jingying happily took the human skin mask of the pulsatilla. The human skin mask was exquisitely made, in the form of a hood, and the skin was so thin that it was no wonder that it could be fake. If it weren't for the strand of Pulsatilla's hair falling out today, and the golden silk soft armor on her hand, He Jingying wouldn't have been able to recognize Pulsatilla at all.
He Jingying put on the human skin mask and asked, "Is it good-looking?" ”
Pulsatilla commented mercilessly: "Ugly! ”
He Jingying glanced at him: "Hurry up and go in, let's go out with the eunuch in front." ”
Pulsatilla pinched his nose, stuck one foot in, and suddenly retched: "No, no, no, it's too smelly, it's too disgusting!" ”
He Jingying hurriedly said: "Big brother, hurry up, your mask has been taken off, your white hair is too eye-catching!" ”
Pulsatilla said angrily: "What big brother! No big, no small, call grandpa! ”
He Jingying waved her hand: "Come in, come in, the eunuch who pushed the bucket is here." ”
Pulsatilla held his breath and slipped into the bucket.
Three little eunuchs came to the Jing Palace, and when they saw He Jingying, they were stunned: "Lao Xu, are you on duty today?" ”
He Jingying nodded hurriedly, pushed the gong bucket and followed the little eunuchs without saying a word.
Four Gong bucket carts were pushed to the gate of the palace. The guard waved his hand and stopped all four cars.
The little eunuch at the front asked, "Master, why do you have to check it today?" ”
The guard said, "There are assassins in the palace today, and they all open the lids. ”
The three little eunuchs in front opened the lid without saying a word. A foul smell suddenly permeated. The guards covered their noses. After a while, the guards climbed into the car one by one to look at Gong Bucket.
"It stinks." After a guard checked the little eunuch in front of He Jingying, he saw that He Jingying hadn't opened the lid yet, and said fiercely: "Why haven't you opened it yet." ”
He Jingying looked around, there are always six guards here, and there should be Yulinwei nearby. These six guards should not be able to stop her and the Pulsatilla, and Yu Linwei will be here for at least a stick of incense. If they force their way, they may still be able to break through.
He Jingying opened the lid of the gong bucket, and her hand was already on the Folding Moon Sword hidden under the car.
The guard stepped forward and looked at it, "Eh, why is it an empty bucket?" ”
He Jingying was stunned for a moment, and also looked inside, but the pulsatilla was really not inside! Seeing the guard staring at her, He Jingying coughed lightly and said in a dumb voice, "The barrel is broken." ”
"Oh." The guard nodded, suddenly raised his head again and looked at He Jingying and said, "Why do you look a little blind." ”
He Jingying subconsciously took a step back. The guard approached even more suspiciously, the knife already in his hand.
"How did you get here?" A familiar voice came from behind him.
He Jingying was stunned for a moment, and when she looked back, it was Cao Jingzhao. He Jingying lowered her head in panic. Cao Jingzhao reprimanded more severely: "The palace is in chaos, and you are still making trouble here!" Come on! ”
When the guard saw Cao Jingzhao like this, he really thought that the gong bucket in the palace was broken, and sprinkled all the way with gold water, and became more and more disgusted with He Jingying, so that He Jingying hurried away.
Out of the city gate, He Jingying hurriedly stopped the car, the car carrying the Gong bucket was not big, if the pulsatilla was not in the Gong bucket, where could it be? Suddenly, a white pile fell from under the car, like a pug in the night.
The pug shook his fur first, and then stood up, He Jingying was shocked in her heart, the pug has become a sperm!
Pulsatilla sniffed his sleeves left and right, and looked at Gong Bucket with disgust: "What are you still standing here!" Don't hurry up and go! Stinky grandpa me! Fortunately, Grandpa was smart and got under the car. You stupid girl, your method is stinky and stupid, if it weren't for my grandfather and I to take you out, you would have waited to be eaten by your emperor! ”
He Jingying arched her hand at Pulsatilla and said, "In that case, we parted ways. You'll be arrested by my Daqi soldiers another day, but don't confess to me. Today, if you haven't seen me, I haven't seen you. The two are irrelevant. ”
He Jingying said and turned around and left. It's not good to meet this madman a few times before, and if you are with this madman again, I don't know what will happen.
"Wait." Pulsatilla looked at the direction He Jingying left: "Where are you going?" ”
He Jingying thought carefully about the wording and said, "I'll go find someone." ”
"Looking for someone?" Pulsatilla suddenly felt that Fang had just been teased by He Jingying, and now was a good time for revenge: "Who are you looking for?" Grandpa, I'll help you find it. ”
He Jingying hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No need. ”
The more He Jingying dodged like this, the more interested Pulsatilla became: "Little girl, you're welcome, you helped grandpa escape." There's nothing wrong with grandpa helping you find someone. ”
He Jingying was embarrassed and pulled up the corners of her mouth: "If you really want to go, then go......"
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