Chapter 198 Solving Gu
Solving Gu is much more uncomfortable than Zhong Gu, Zhong Gu is unconscious, and solving Gu will be troublesome, Grandma Wu Gu said that it is very troublesome and very sinful, and Mrs. Liu also said that it will come from my anus
The door climbed out.
You can imagine the feeling.
But when I thought of having countless Gu worms in my body, I was scared, and I was also ruthless.
The pill entered the mouth, melted in an instant, moistened into the throat, entered the spleen and stomach, and began to work, and suddenly I felt hot and indescribably comfortable in my stomach, as if I had been carrying it outside in the cold for more than two hours, and my whole body was frozen, and I went home and drank a bowl of hot noodle soup.
It's comfortable anyway.
Refresh.
"This, what does it feel like."
There was hot sweat on my forehead, on my back, and on my neck, and the heat made my skin and pores around me seem to open, and there was no discomfort, but it was quite refreshing.
smiled.
I was about to talk about how I felt at this time, but I didn't expect that in an instant, there was a sudden tumbling in my abdomen and began to stir.
"It's coming, it's coming."
Feeling like I was going to have diarrhea, I started to pour out, looked left and right, and immediately asked, "Where's the toilet, where is the toilet?" ”
"Outside, outside, hurry, don't pull your pants, get out, get out."
Mrs. Liu covered her nose and smiled evilly, knowing that I would have no good fruit to eat next.
Sure enough.
The churning and cramping in my abdomen made me tremble, as if it was going to kill me, the pain was unbearable, I had to walk hard, and I had already begun to feel like I was going to squirt feces.
"It's a hell of an uncle, don't block it, get out of the way."
rushed out of the door, pushed Liu Fox, Qian Leopard, and Wang Wolf away, ran to the toilet, and instantly unbuttoned his pants, "Wow!" "That's the pleasure.
When I looked back, it was all black water, and I couldn't see what it was, but it was very smelly, "Fuck, why is it so stinky." ”
I immediately covered my nose, and the taste was almost as good as a weasel's fart.
And the tumbling in my belly did not stop, it was still churning, it was still stirring, I pulled hard, and it was like spraying water in an instant, "Whew!" "Whew!" The squirting is non-stop.
After three or five times, I felt a little prostration, trembling all over my body and feeling like I wanted to vomit, scratching my head for a while, "Just pull, I'm vomiting, that's just my life." ”
Fortunately, it was just the dizziness caused by weakness, and I didn't really vomit, I just kept pulling.
Uncomfortable and colic, I didn't care about eating early in the morning, and at noon, I didn't eat, but it was so pulling, naturally it was prostration, which made me lose a little strength.
The so-called, the hero can't withstand the three bubbles, at this time I have a deep experience, "It's uncomfortable." ”
But before it was over, I felt something in my stomach squirming, crawling out, and scrambling to crawl out, which made me itch very much in the back, "It's my mother, what does this feel like." ”
I wanted to reach out and grab it, but the back was embarrassing, and the place was not suitable.
There was no place to rub it all over his body, so he had to grit his teeth and hold back, ",, this Gu worm is really your paralyzing lack of morality, you have to lose three layers of skin if you solve the Gu." ”
"It's day, it's day."
Only scolding my mother remained.
My stomach was churning, uncomfortable, and the back was itching, and my whole body collapsed again, and so many feelings added together, I wanted to jump.
I want to die.
"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me." Trembling and controlled, he shouted, "Is there anyone outside?" Anyone? ”
The smell is incomparable, and they definitely don't dare to approach.
Liu Hu, Wang Wolf, and Qian Leopard all hid far away and shouted, "We are far away, you have something to say." ”
"Ask Mrs. Liu, how long will it take, this, this crime is too uncomfortable."
"Okay."
Liu Hu asked, and the result made me even more miserable, "Mrs. Liu said that it will take three hours for the Gu worms in your body to be cleaned up, and she also said that this will also bring out the impurities in your body, which is a good thing, let you endure it." ”
"Three hours, how can you bear it."
I couldn't bear it for a minute, I clenched my fists like I was going berserk, I didn't think about anything, I just endured, "Damn, in order to be mentally clean in the future, admit it." ”
No more words, enduring the feeling that life is worse than death.
Fortunately, the senses of the human body become numb after getting acquainted, and no matter how itchy I feel in the back, no matter how much colic I have in my stomach, no matter how dizzy I have, I start to feel less uncomfortable.
Minute by minute, it passed quickly, and I could feel that something was constantly being pulled out, and looking back, it was a mess, black, piece by piece, like an octopus, with a lot of tentacles, anyway, it was extremely disgusting, but there were not many worms from Grandma Witch, but some were pulled out.
I feel that Mrs. Liu's Gu worms are too powerful, so I ate Grandma Wu's.
Anyway, I cleaned the last bit of stuff in my stomach, and I had to pull blood, and I squatted until the evening, and the whole person was numb and didn't know what to feel there.
Mrs. Liu shouted: "It's almost over, help him out, don't wait for a while, if you fall into the pit, it won't be easy." ”
"Uh-huh."
The three of them ran in to help me, and when they saw that my face was no longer pale, they were dumbfounded, "This is too awesome." ”
"It's so uncomfortable, fuck, I don't even dare to take the antidote now."
One by one, they covered their noses and helped me out.
I muttered, "Wipe your ass, wipe your ass." ”
"Fuck, you still want us to wipe your ass, big brother, take a shower directly, you stink so much, you smell of shit all over your body, take a shower."
"I have to wipe my butt in the shower."
I'm speechless.
But the three of them didn't care, and just dragged me out.
I was sweating like mud, soft as a noodle, my body was still shaking, and my legs were squatting unconscious.
Half a life is gone.
"Whew!" "Whew!" panting.
Mrs. Liu smiled, "You know the end, if you don't fulfill your promise, I'll let you do it every day, and you won't have the same thing." Haha laughed, very proud, but also covered his nose, "It's too stinky, hurry up and send it over there to wash, and then send it to the hospital, hehe, it must be collapsed, infusion, and sleep." ”
"Oh, oh."
Dragged me like a dead pig, pulled into the bathroom, cleaned my clothes, brought me water, and asked, "What about the clothes?" ”
"Take out your phone, keys, money, and throw the rest, gas bombs."
"Hmm."
Liu Hu went to flip it over, and said with a smile, "I didn't expect the figure to be quite good, the guy is quite big, haha, I must try it if I have the chance." ”
"Try a fart, hurry, hurry, wash me, and send me to the hospital."
"You're still energetic, you know, you know."
The three of them happily helped, rinsed me clean, got a sheet and wrapped it for me, Qian Leopard and Wang Wolf carried it, sent it to the taxi, and sent it to the hospital like a serious patient.
The doctor looked at this situation and asked, "What is the situation, how did you collapse like this?" ”
"I pulled for a long time, and I didn't have a minute idle, and I came here just after pulling."
"Oh, that's going to kill someone, okay, hurry up with an infusion, infusion of glucose, and some pure oxygen."
Commanded.
I was about to faint at this time, especially when I arrived at the hospital, I was relieved, I didn't dare to drink a sip of water or eat a bite of food at Mrs. Liu's house, and I felt that I was lying on the soft bed and fell asleep.
When I woke up, the first feeling was hunger, the second feeling was refreshed, indescribably comfortable, and what I shook my head was not the feeling of fainting, anyway, it was comfortable and refreshing.
Of course, the dizziness caused by hunger is still a little uncomfortable, but overall it is comfortable, and when I got up, I saw that I was wearing a hospital gown, with traces of infusion on my hands, and there was even an oxygen tube next to it.
I slowly got up, looked at myself, seemed to have lost a lot of weight, and smiled, "After pulling so much, the energy of the body is finished, the prostration is pulled, and the dirty things are gone." ”
It can be regarded as a blessing in disguise, as for the Gu worms, they are naturally cleaned, and it is also a good mood to look at the sunny sun outside the window, and when they got up and saw that they were not wearing underwear, they remembered what was going on, and the clothes were all disposed of by them.
It's not going to be easy.
Fortunately, the mobile phone, keys, and other ID cards and other things are there, so I am ready to contact the contact person and get my clothes first.
I just picked up my phone.
Liu Hu came in with a lot of things, and when he saw me happily, he smiled instantly, "Wake up, it's okay, save me trouble." ”
He handed me the breakfast on his left hand side and said, "Mrs. Liu said that your empty stomach is not suitable for big fish and meat." Just drink some rice soup and eat two steamed buns. ”
And on the right-hand side, "The clothes I bought for you, I see the size of your clothes, they should be appropriate." Thrown on the bed, he looked at me happily, "Well, it's become handsome, this bubble is not in vain." ”
"you, I'm still eating."
Smelling the fragrance of rice made my appetite work, I immediately picked up a spoon and started eating, and stuffed the steamed buns into my mouth, saying that I was full of food and drink.