Chapter 1080: Guang Han
"If I anger Fairy Chang'e, I won't be able to touch Fairy Chang'e's bed for a long time, so you guy, it's better for me to die! In this case, Fairy Chang'e's qi should be gone! "Erlang God's three-three-pointed two-edged knife has already slashed at Chu Ming's head, if you look at the distance, it should be that no matter how Chu Ming dodges, he can't dodge.
"Die!" Seeing that Chu Ming was motionless, Erlang God couldn't help but look down on Chu Ming a lot in his heart, and the three-pointed two-edged knife slammed into Chu Ming's head without hesitation, but in the next second, Erlang God's familiar sound of the sword entering the flesh did not come out, but there was a tooth-aching sound of metal rubbing, and Erlang God also felt that he felt that something was wrong in his hand.
"Huh?" Erlang God was surprised, puzzled, and wondered, so he raised his head and looked at Chu Ming, this look was amazing, and he almost didn't scare Erlang God's heart attack.
I saw that the three-pointed two-edged knife accurately slashed at Chu Ming's head, the three-pointed two-edged knife as a killing weapon is one of the few super murder weapons in the heavenly court, and in terms of sharpness and sharpness, it is ranked the highest in the entire heavenly court, and half of the name of the first god of war in the Erlang God Heavenly Court was broken out by this three-pointed two-edged knife.
In the past, Erlang God was almost invincible on the battlefield with this three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand, and there was almost no existence that could withstand the slash of the three-pointed two-edged knife with his body, but now the three-pointed two-edged knife was slashed on Chu Ming's forehead, but it did not hurt Chu Ming in the slightest, but only left a shallow white mark on Chu Ming's forehead, and then there was no more.
"Shhh How can it be? Could it be that I spent too much effort on Fairy Chang'e, and the whole person has become a soft-footed shrimp? No, no, no, no, absolutely not, even if I don't have the strength, it is impossible for the three-pointed two-edged knife to be unable to break through the flesh" Erlang God looked at the three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand and was completely blindfolded.
"I don't believe it yet! Youkai, you must have used some kind of trick! If I want to deceive you Grandpa Erlang, it's impossible! As soon as Erlang God finished speaking, he suddenly raised his three-pointed two-edged knife, intending to cut Chu Ming again, but it was obvious that Uncle Chu Ming was not the kind of clay man who didn't have any temper, and he wouldn't let Erlang God cut it once and again.
"Fuck you!" Chu Ming directly slapped it out and hit Erlang God in the face, Chu Ming clearly saw several big teeth spurting out of Erlang God's mouth, Erlang God vomited blood, spun in the air several times, and then 'snapped', as if it was a puddle of mud and fell to the ground, one side of the cheek bulged high, and after spitting out a few mouthfuls of blood, the whole person fell into a complete stunned and unconscious.
"Wang!" Seeing that Erlang God was killed by Chu Ming's slap, the Roaring Sky Dog was immediately anxious, after all, the Roaring Sky Dog is a dog, although it is a thin dog, the kind used for hunting, but it is also a dog, and if it is a dog, it will have the urge to protect its master, so the Roaring Sky Dog did not consider Chu Ming being able to stun Erlang God with a slap, so how terrifying Chu Ming's cultivation is.
In the next second, the Howling Sky Dog also wailed, and was kicked by Chu Ming and collapsed on the ground.
"What about the first god of war in the Heavenly Court? Ahh Chu Ming picked up Erlang God's three-pointed two-edged knife, and after kicking Erlang God's ass a few times, he twisted his ass and walked into the Guanghan Palace where Sister Chang'e was.
Fairy Chang'e saw Chu Ming swaggering in, swallowed a mouthful of saliva violently, and then hurriedly put on a smiling face, showing her best side to Chu Ming, as if the woman who let Erlang God attack Chu Ming just now was not her at all.
I saw that Fairy Chang'e was dressed in a palace dress, setting off her figure incomparably beautiful, with a light and agile face like the moon, with a pair of big eyes that flickered, it was so attractive, Fairy Chang'e deserved to be the mistress of the Jade Emperor, the courtesan of the entire heavenly court, just this look, it is indeed very beautiful.
"Zizizi, fairy, you are fast enough to get dressed!" Chu Ming teased Chang'e and said, after Chang'e heard Chu Ming's words, the embarrassed expression on her face flashed, but she still smiled at Chu Ming, stretched out her hand and didn't hit the smiling person, this principle, Chang'e Fairy firmly believes.
Chang'e is beautiful now, but Chu Ming has no good impression of a woman who enjoyed the elixir alone in order to become an immortal, abandoned her husband, and went straight to the Moon Palace, and went to the point where she could mix better in the heavenly court, and took the initiative to become the mistress of the Jade Emperor, plus the woman of the entire courtesan in the heavenly courtesan, besides, if this Chang'e talks about appearance, it is half a pound and eight taels with the king of the daughter country, and it has not yet reached the point where she can completely rely on her appearance to fascinate Chu Ming.
"What about me, my name is Chu Ming, it's okay to cultivate, isn't this all the existence above the half-saint level in Heavenly Court going out, I'll take advantage of the fire to rob it, if you have any good things here, take them out for me!" Hurry up, I'll do it myself, if I do it myself, if I break something here, I'm not responsible! Chu Ming said as he dug his nostrils at Fairy Chang'e.
Fairy Chang'e was stunned, for so many years, she hadn't met a guy as shameless as Chu Ming, rob it, rob it, rob it while it's hot, rob it while it's hot, rob it while it's hot, it's so blatant and blatant, it's even self-reported, and it also provokes Fairy Chang'e and Erlang God to rob when they are doing things, which is simply too arrogant.
"This, this, this, this immortal, I am just the Guanghan Palace, a bleak place, there is really no treasure, that is, some of the little woman's jewelry is worth some silver taels, and the immortal sees it?" Fairy Chang'e asked at Chu Ming, but Uncle Chu Ming recognized that Fairy Chang'e had good things in his hands, if he couldn't get it, how could he stop?
"Hehe, don't give it! Then I'll have to search it myself, fairy, don't blame me if I damage your Moon Palace when the time comes! After Chu Ming finished speaking, he unfolded his divine thoughts in the tight feelings of Fairy Chang'e, and the powerful divine thoughts directly covered the entire Moon Palace, and everything in the Moon Palace, Chu Ming could see clearly through his divine thoughts at this time.
Indeed, as Fairy Chang'e said, there are really not many good things in the Moon Palace, above the huge moon, there is a small building in the Guanghan Palace, and the rest of the place is very desolate, an osmanthus tree that keeps cutting down, a golden cicada lying on the osmanthus tree eating moon cakes, a jade rabbit, a lot of medicine jars, and then this small palace.
"You're really poor, you said you have a relationship with so many male immortals in the heavenly court, why don't you know to give yourself some good things? What a failure! It seems that your price is too low! After Chu Ming saw everything in the Moon Palace clearly, he said to Fairy Chang'e with disdain.
When Fairy Chang'e heard Chu Ming's words, she was immediately angry, Chu Ming was clearly saying that she was a prostitute in the entire heavenly court, in this way, anyone who heard it would be uncomfortable, Fairy Chang'e wanted to explain to Chu Ming that there is a world of difference between a courtesan and a simple prostitute, but Fairy Chang'e still has to be face-saving after all, saying such words will only make Fairy Chang'e even more unbearable, so Fairy Chang'e said, endure it.
"No matter how small the mosquito's legs are, they are still meat, and they can't come in vain!" After Chu Ming finished speaking, he teleported to the front of the osmanthus tree, and directly moved the whole osmanthus tree to the space of Lao Yin, and the golden cicada was also stuffed into it by Chu Ming, this osmanthus tree is a precious medicinal material, not to mention the flesh and bones of the living dead, it does have the effect of changing the life of mortals.
As for the golden cicada, not to mention the treasure of fortune, it has the ability to hunt for treasures, and it is born with a strong affinity for treasures.
Jade Rabbit, the Roaring Sky Dog was also kicked into Lao Yin's space by Chu Ming, Jade Rabbit pounds medicine all the year round, knows pharmacology, and is a very good doctor, as for the Roaring Sky Dog, get it back to Chu Weiguo to relieve boredom, chase rabbits, chase pheasants, it is also very fun, if it doesn't work, the big pot is stewed, and it is also a big pot of good meat.
"Hey! These things, no, the medicine that your jade rabbit pounded out seems to be supplied to the Tushi Palace, right? Chu Ming opened a medicine jar, and after sniffing the medicinal fragrance inside, he immediately felt that this medicinal fragrance was very consistent with the aroma of those elixirs in the Tushi Palace.
"Hmph, I don't know how to refine pills, these medicinal materials are naturally to be supplied to Tushi Palace!" Fairy Chang'e said as a matter of course, for Chu Ming's behavior of taking away the jade rabbit, Fairy Chang'e expressed extreme dissatisfaction, although Fairy Chang'e is the courtesan of the entire heavenly court, and her usual life is colorful, but it does not mean that there is someone to accompany her every night.
Sometimes, Fairy Chang'e will also feel empty, lonely and cold, at this time the stupid Wu Gang, Fairy Chang'e can't look down on it, Fairy Chang'e can only hold the Jade Rabbit to keep warm, now that the Jade Rabbit is gone, Chang'e naturally feels uncomfortable now.
"Oh, I can't see it, you and that Taishang Laojun still have two legs!" Chu Ming's brain circuit was extremely peculiar, and he immediately grasped the crux of the problem.
"You ......" Fairy Chang'e wanted to defend something, but after holding it for a while, she couldn't say anything, because what Chu Ming said was true, in the current heavenly court, Yuan Shi Tianzun and Tongtian Sect Master couldn't go out of retreat, and on the surface, Taishang Laojun was a saint, and Taishang Laojun's status and strength were far above that of the Jade Emperor.
Fairy Chang'e, a smart woman who knows how to use her body as a weapon, would not let Taishang Laojun not seduce and choose to hang herself on the crooked neck tree of the Jade Emperor.
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