There are two villains in Ji Huaimo's mind: one is Xiao Huaimo in black clothes, holding a fork and wearing a small red horn on his head; One is Xiao Huaimo in white clothes with an LED aperture on his head.

The black little Huaimo raised the little fork and said: Come on baby, the character design is very important, and the taste is very important! Tear her clothes and play in the back alley!

The white little Huai Mo smiled gently: Lao Tzu advises you to be a person! Harmony, peace, love!

The black little Huai Mo pouted: What's the use of being a man? I have been a good person for ten lifetimes, and I have died tragically, and I haven't eaten a single bite of meat!

The LED aperture above the white little Huaimo's head flashed twice in a humble way: But the mouth is here~ You Lai Pi kissed her, so the author punished you for disrespecting women and abused you for ten lifetimes!

The black little Huai Mo flipped the table in a rage: Fuck Rowling Lin! Lao Tzu kissed it, the male protagonist is scumbag and abuses the female protagonist, is there still meat to eat?

The white little Huaimo shrugged helplessly: Child, this is the aura of the male protagonist! This is the domineering president's routine! The female protagonist was caught by the male protagonist and put in prison, and the female protagonist fell. The fetus still loves the male protagonist! This is the world of female frequency!

After the black little Huaimo and the white little Huaimo fought several times, Ji Huaimo still decided to be a person.

Xixi likes Sven's man, so he specially wears gold-rimmed glasses, and this time he must be able to hold it. He crouched down, picked up the three toys, and popped them with the same expression!!

Xixi is mine!

No one is allowed to touch her!!

He looked up apologetically, and said with great sincerity and effort to make himself look like he wasn't wearing tinted glasses, "I'm sorry I broke your stuff." The quality of this product is so poor. It is indeed not suitable for intimate contact with the human body. ”

Song Enxi wanted to die, but his face was already on fire.

"Huh...... This is...... The salesman forced a sample of our supermarket. I didn't expect the quality to be so poor...... Hehe......"

It's so embarrassing that I bite my tongue.

Mom, if you want to die, just give up the treatment.

Ji Huai glanced at her indifferently, put her other supplies into the bag one by one, and pushed his glasses gentlemanly, "This young lady, you don't have to feel embarrassed or embarrassed. I think that modern women are independent, self-respecting, self-loving and self-reliant, and use ...... It's not a sin to use technology to satisfy yourself. ”

Damn, you don't use Lao Tzu, you actually use these dog things!!

Angry to smoke, angry to blur, angry to deformed, and smiling!

Ji Huaimo tried hard to control his emotions, his clenched hands trembled secretly, and he tried to show a serious expression, and continued to pull: "I think it is better for modern women to be self-satisfied than to make a one-night stand indiscriminately." It's a sign of self-love. ”

Song Enxi: ......

I don't want to love myself, I just want to burn myself on the spot.

Ji Huaimo: Damn, I can't make it up. Abandon!

Damn Rowling Lin, what kind of bloody thing is written, fall !!

Ji Huaimo handed the bag to Song Enxi, and took out a card from his arms and handed it to her: "If you need something that is damaged, I will compensate you." ”

"No...... No, you don't. Song Enxi swallowed his saliva, lowered his head, and politely took the business card.

"I'm guilty about this. If it is indeed inconvenient for you to compensate you, I will invite you to dinner another day to express my guilt. His eyes were sparkling, but he couldn't hide a trace of loss.

In this life, Song Enxi has no memories that belong to him.

He picked up the plot early last night, but he didn't expect to be disappointed when he met.

"No, no." Song Enxi thanked him and left the alley in a hurry, completely unaware of how affectionate and aggressive the man behind him was.

Song Enxi pinched the card in his hand, and always felt strange in his heart.

The man in front of him is elegant and gentlemanly, different from the vague and ruffian shadow in the depths of her memory, but I don't know why she thinks she can be right?

Crazy, must be crazy.

Long after Song Enxi left, Ji Huaimo raised his foot, stomped down, and trampled the things on the ground.

As if he couldn't vent his hatred, he took a picture of the broken pieces on the ground to his assistant Li Nan: I want this company to go bankrupt immediately, all products will be recycled, and no more sales will be allowed!!

Assistant Li Nan tried hard to stare at the photo to make a hole: Mom, it's all plastic powder, what can you see? I'm too southern!