Hide the chicken under the bed

Li Pian'er touched the neck of the chicken and pursed the corners of her mouth: "How can you do it, your big officials' hair is wet." The rain has been going on for a few days, and it hasn't stopped. Annoying. Wipe it up. ”

"It's like this day, I like it to rain continuously, which is still a few, less than ten days." The maid carefully waited for the chicken official with a handkerchief, and explained to Li Pian'er.

In less than half an hour, what Li Pian'er ordered Xi Hai to do was completed. The fine hairpin found a piece of water-green fine silk in the embroidery used by Li Pianer in the past, cut and sewed it, and then sewed a ribbon, which is also decent compared with the real cloak.

Li Pian'er unfolded the cloak in her hand and flipped over and over again, and the three big characters were neatly arranged vertically in her eyes, and the only awkward thing was that the word in the middle was down. She gave a thumbs up to the hairpin, and praised her rarely: "Yes, I can't see it, you still have this craft, the needlework is good, chic." The color you chose is also good, green, but this color is more suitable for hats, after all, the cloak of Brother Hammer seems to be red. The word "Xuan" is also inverted, and the order of the three words is wrong, but it has a personality, and I like it. ”

"Mrs. Li, I can't read, I should have asked you just now. Now that's all there is to it "She wanted to learn to read, but she didn't have that chance, she thought this was their destiny as a maid.

Li Pian'er waved her hand towards the thin hairpin: "I don't blame you, it's a big deal, this bullshit patriarchal ancient times, I don't know how many beautiful girls have been killed." I'll tell you, if you go to us, even if you don't want to learn this, I'm going to tie you up. I didn't want to go, but I couldn't. At the end of my three years of junior high school, I changed about thirteen schools, and just like that, my parents still refused to let me go! ”

Li Pian'er shuddered as she spoke, acting very exaggeratedly, and seemed quite disgusted with going to school. Xi Hai understood the first few sentences, and the back was at a loss, but she knew that Li Pian'er was giving them a grievance, but what made her feel strange was why Li Pian'er was really literate all of a sudden.

Li Pian'er got up from the chair, the fighting that was carried by the maid to wipe her body had been waiting for her at the round table for a long time, her little head was swinging one by one, and her eyes were like two black glass beads the size of a bean, looking at her who was walking towards it, smiling with a bad smile. She stood still in front of the chicken, and dashingly swept her cloak towards the back of the chicken, firmly attached it to the smooth feathers, and tied a bow around her neck that she thought was beautiful.

However, when she withdrew, the cloaked chicken retaliated and pecked her between her fingers, but it did not hurt her. Before the pain came, she had already reflexively retracted her hand, and only then did she feel the pain of a hard object.

"It's good that you big dare to sneak up on me. You see, isn't it majestic, but not the wind? Cool or not? Li Pian'er, who rubbed her fingers, complained to the chicken, admired and admired her masterpiece.

A group of maids had never seen this kind of play, and they all came to watch curiously, and soon a circle of people stood in front of the table. A maid pondered for a moment and reminded: "Mrs. Li, this must not be seen by the big officials, otherwise he will be miserable if he is angry." ”

Li Pian'er looked at the fighting chicken pacing back and forth on the table, wearing a small green cloak, and her casual tone was full of pride: "You are really right, I just want him to see it, he is angry, I am happy, for my own happiness, of course I have to dedicate this." ”

"Huh? No, Mrs. Li, this is going to be bad luck. The maids looked at her in amazement.

Li Pian'er smiled with satisfaction, and then asked, "By the way, when does the big rooster usually return home?" Don't lie to me, or you'll be miserable now. ”

The maids looked at each other, silent, hesitated for a moment, and after a period of entanglement, said truthfully: "The big officials generally return before and after."

Li Pian'er was a little impatient, rubbed her hands and said, "Okay, let's move forward in time." Now listen to my orders, and go and prepare more rations for your chicken officials, and put them in small boxes. From now on, you can't give it any more food, you will be hungry first. ”

The maids couldn't guess what tricks Li Pian'er was going to play, but they had to do what Li Pian'er ordered.

When the time was about to come, Li Pian'er estimated that Feng Yuyu should be about to return home, so she started her plan of action. With a petite maid and the chicken out of the door, all the way to cover, sneakily through two arches, a rockery, and then through a corridor, across the wooden bridge, Li Pian'er can be said to have gone through a thousand turns, before coming to the door of Fengyuyu's house.

The room is often cleaned, so it is not locked during the day. Li Pian'er looked around, saw that there was no one nearby, gently pushed open the door like a thief, shrunk her head and walked in, the maid followed, and then there was a slow sound of closing the door echoing in the rain.

"You go in and put the chicken official's rations against the wall, pay attention to the middle position." Li Pian'er stood in front of Feng Yuyu's bed, holding a chicken in one hand and a small plate of grains in the other, her eyes pointed to the bottom of the bed, and whispered, the intention could not be more obvious.

The chicken was still wearing a cloak made of fine hairpins, and he had been hungry for most of the day, but now he couldn't eat the food in front of him, and he was so anxious that he was so anxious that he was tearful, as if the chicken's neck had grown a little.

The little maid stood there and hesitated for a moment, finally closed her eyes, gritted her silver teeth and got in: "Mrs. Li, I'm here, hand me the plate." ”

When Li Pian'er heard this, she put the small plate in the little girl's hand and sent it in like this. When the little maid came out, she put the chicken down, reached out and patted its buttocks, and it obediently went in to forage for food.

Li Pian'er clapped her hands, which was considered complete: "Withdraw quickly, come and watch a good show at night." ”

"Mrs. Li, aren't you afraid that it will run out?" The maid said worriedly.

Li Pian'er looked fearless, and said with confidence: "It's okay, it can't run out, I'm hungry now, I have to eat, and I mixed it with good things in its rations, and after eating, it will fall asleep, and it is estimated that it will wake up when the big rooster sleeps at night." Let's watch a good show then, and definitely surprise him. ”

Li Pian'er's childish tricks are exactly like the prank games she played with her classmates when she was at school, playing tricks on each other. Sometimes they write each other's names on other animals, and sometimes they put small notes behind their backs while others are not paying attention, making a bunch of jokes. It's just that now she used it in ancient times.

Li Pian'er endured for several hours with excitement and urgency, and finally survived until the second watch. When the maid who had been sent to hide in the dark to listen to the news came back and said that the lights had been extinguished in Fengyu's room, and when it was pitch black, Li Pian'er had already pressed her unbearable feet and snatched out the door like stepping on hot wheels, with an umbrella and a lamp, and walked again along the road in the afternoon, followed by the fine hairpin and the other two maids.

They came to the porch and carefully collected their umbrellas, because of the sound of the rain, their tiptoe footsteps would not be noticed by the people inside, which made them more courageous, and after extinguishing the light source in their hands, they only sneaked forward with the help of the faint light of the eaves of the porch, until they turned a corner and squatted down outside the window closest to the embroidery bed in the corner of the wind.

It is very hidden, outside the corridor is a cluster of dense green trees with crazy branches, and on the other side two or three meters further is the end of the cloister, between the cloister and the corner of the arch wall grows a large cluster of banana trees, higher than the white wall and tiles, in the day in the rain verdant dripping, bright and shining. And the shadows like people at night are a little scary.

A few people hiding here can not only clearly detect the movement inside, but also perfect hiding, and if it is detected by the people inside, it is quite convenient to run, through the circular arch is the study of Feng Yaojue, and then there are a large rockery stone caves as cover, flourishing flowers and trees, and the wind can not be found.

Li Pian'er leaned on the wall and pasted her ears to the wall, there was no cockfighting movement she was expecting, but there was a woman's heavy ** sound, as well as the slight vibration of the embroidery bed.

When Li Pian'er heard this, she chuckled in her heart, and the fool also knew what was going on inside. She was sure that she had encountered an embarrassment this time, but the embarrassment was not a problem to her at all, and after a few seconds, her heart was back to normal, as if nothing happened. Society is not in vain, at least she has developed a super adaptability, to put it bluntly, she is thick-skinned, has a body that King Kong is not bad, and when she encounters such a thing, she can not blush and her heart does not beat, and it only takes a few seconds to be calm.

Not only Li Pian'er heard the movement inside, but also several people behind her, which made several of their cheeks hot, but fortunately, the dimness was just right to cover up the gorgeous smoke on their faces.

The fine hairpin gently shook Li Pian'er's arm twice, and said in a low voice: "Mrs. Li, let's go back, if we spoil the good things of the big officials, we won't be able to eat, so we will go around." ”

"What are you afraid of, he's fluttering now, so he won't pay attention to us. By the way, how can there be women in it, didn't you say that his wives and concubines are not here? It's not going to get another one, is it? The big pig's trotters are the big pig's trotters, and another girl from a good family is persecuted in his hands, tsk. Li Pian'er's ears moved away from the wall, and she turned her head and said to the thin hairpin.

"This is the maid of the big official's house, brought from Kaifeng, it is a Xixia woman, it seems that the big official went to Xixia to do business last year and bought it." She squatted far away from the wall, a gauze lamp glowing with a warm yellow halo above her head, and the rain dripping from the eaves was falling to the corners of her skirt.

Li Pian'er's curious seed is sprouting in her heart, waiting to break through the ground: "Why haven't I seen it?" Is it pretty? ”