"Bang bang, bang, bang, bang." At this time, Forrest Gump struck the hammer on the table to the right. Then, Forrest Gump, and then immediately after, said to the people under the ring: "Fellow villagers, fathers, brothers and sisters, be quiet. Let me introduce myself, my name is Forrest Gump, and I am the vice president of the Bloodthirsty Red Face Guild. Gender, male. Age, nineteen years old. Marital status, unmarried to date. Love situation, never been in love. Hobbies, eating, sleeping, playing beanie. If you have female friends who are interested in me, you can come forward and leave your contact information. Male, don't come up. Male friends who look like Xuanmo baby, I can still think about it, think about it. ”

Forrest Gump right, it's enough. What is this for, what the hell is this for. Today, isn't it, the Bloodthirsty Red Face Guild, the day of recruiting members? Why, Forrest Gump, toot said a bunch of nonsense. The most important thing is, what Forrest Gump is talking about, and what is it? I don't understand it at all, the baby doesn't understand, the baby wants to kiss, the baby wants to hug, and the baby wants to lift high.

Hehe, in fact, the type of male friend of Xuanmo Baby can also have a try. At this moment, the author really couldn't hold it anymore, and his tongue couldn't help licking his lower lip. As soon as I thought of Xuanmo Baby's watery face, I couldn't wait to step forward, knock it down, and then fiercely kiss Xuanmo Baby's face.

If you don't talk about it, it's a bit disgusting to keep talking about it. I'm going to watch Xuanmo Baby's live broadcast, and in half an hour, I'll continue to code words. Ladies and gentlemen, Sayonara.

So, an hour later, I went back to coding. Don't talk about things that have nothing to do with this article, and continue to talk about it, the few readers and children will be all gone. Take a good look, and next, the text, formally, begins.

At this time, Wang Bing immediately spoke: "Well, well, everyone applauds, the vice president of our bloodthirsty Hongyan Guild is literate, such a cultural level, but it is really high, at least there is definitely a beginner's Chinese." Wang Bing looked at the people under the ring with a smile, then applauded and said excitedly.

When did Wang Bing learn to pat on the back. Shoot the horse's ass like this, don't you be afraid, slap on the horse's leg. It seems that when he has time, Wang Bing still has to learn to talk to Li Hao and learn to make sycophants. As long as the sycophants are good, it is destined to have a bright future, smooth sailing, and move forward bravely.

However, I always feel that what Wang Bing said is not as good as what Forrest Gump said. Forrest Gump, at the very least, just came out to introduce himself, and then found a partner to go home to live. After all, Forrest Gump is an old virgin at the originator level, and he wants to find a partner and then introduce himself. Forrest Gump, saying such a thing, almost, there is no problem.

Speaking of the old virgin at the originator level, Forrest Gump doesn't seem to have any qualifications, he can accept this powerful, and he is very good, the title. The head of the Tianshan faction, but for the sake of the Tianshan faction, he has never found a partner so far, and he has always been single. In this way, then Forrest Gump is right, in front of the head of the Tianshan faction. Just, for example, a small witch sees a big witch. It's like, the old virgin, look at *****, that is, it is not enough to seem.

After talking about Forrest Gump, he followed the head of the Tianshan faction. Let's move on, Wang Bing. What Wang Bing just said was definitely faulty. What is called, 'At least there is definitely a first Chinese certificate.' Then it should be directly said, "There is definitely a first Chinese certificate." ”

At least remove it, otherwise, it will always feel awkward to read. What does the first Chinese certificate represent, then, the first Chinese certificate, but the cow breaks. Beginner Chinese, can type, code, eat and drink. You see, there are many famous Internet keyboard warriors, not all of them are beginner Chinese. Keyboard man, that's a very bullish identity. Only with the first Chinese can you be proficient in driving. A primary school diploma, and being a troll to death is an internet troll.

Internet trolls, how to compare with Internet keyboard warriors. Internet trolls, in front of the Internet keyboard warriors, for example, are like a little witch. It's like, the old virgin, look at *****, that is, it is not enough to seem.

Because of these reasons, it can be seen how important cultural qualifications are. Literate people can write small white texts, or they can write noble and allegorical online articles. And if you don't have culture, you can only write Xiaobaiwen. Because, at all, I can't write noble and allegorical online articles. So, I can't help it, I can't do it, you can do it yourself.

Wang Bing, looking at the people under the ring, smiled, and continued to speak: "Today is sunny and sunny. Today, there is love and flowers. Today, the sea is affectionate, and the waves are heavy. Today's people have affection and gather together. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do. Not every big tree can withstand drying, but Aspen does. Not everyone is pursuing progress, wanting to challenge themselves, changing their lives, and achieving their dreams, but all of you here - you have done it! So, give yourself a round of applause! With that, Wang Bing's voice fell. Under the ring, there was a sound, resounding in the sky, like thunderous applause.

"Crackling!" The non-stop explosion. For this kind of applause, Wang Bing, who was sitting in the ring and at the table, enjoyed this kind of applause very much. Wang Bing believes that such applause is the best proof for himself.

Wait, "Crackling!" When the applause gradually faded away. Wang Bing, continuing, smiled and looked at the people below the ring. Then, Wang Bing did not have the slightest intention of stopping, regardless of the feelings of others, continued to speak, and said to the people under the ring: "Dear friend, Tolstoy, the great writer of the water country, has said three words. First sentence: Who is the most important person in the world? Dear friends, who is it? That's you, right now in front of my eyes! Second, what is the most important thing in the world? That's what I'm going to do now. The third sentence is, what is the most important time in the world? That is, at this moment. So, friends, at this moment, you are my most important people! Participating in a good guild is the most important thing for us! ”。

As soon as Wang Bing's words fell, Forrest Gump was the first, took the lead, and applauded. Immediately, under the ring, there was another burst of thunderous applause, which resounded in the sky and crackled.

For these words that Wang Bing said, Forrest Gump has to admire, this is what a cultured person said.