Everyone's eyes swooped, and all of them shot to the position inside the door.

I saw a fat woman who can be described as a juju, with a fat head and big ears, a face full of oil paint, thick black eyebrows, huge pores, a red nose with sake lees, a big mouth of blood, and lipstick painted to the tip of the nose. The pearls on the top of her head made people suspect that her neck was actually pressed into her shoulders by those pearls. Dressed in a bright red extremely inappropriate clothes, wrinkled and worn on his body, he still felt that he was not beautiful, and kept flattering at the county commander who was standing outside and frantically throwing flattering eyes.

The county commander turned his head and looked at it, and suddenly became not calm, his fingers trembled and pointed at the fat woman who was like Keju, and asked tremblingly: "This is, Miss Xiangjia?" ”

Xiang Ye silently turned his face away, and silently thought in his heart: Daughter, you are too capable of doing it, right?

The county commander thought that Master Xiang had acquiesced, so he suddenly became messy in the wind, his hands kept shaking, and the sweat on his forehead fell down.

The little chubby twisted his waist and walked to the side of the county commander, in the contrast of the little chubby, the county commander's matchstick-like figure is not enough to see.

The little chubby pretended to be coquettish and patted the chest of the county commander, covered his mouth with a handkerchief and said coquettishly: "I hate it!" Even if you want to get my attention, you don't have to set fire to your carriage, do you? If people want to, just do it! Are you going to take me back tonight? Or will you marry me tomorrow morning? I think you should stay here tonight, anyway, we have a lot of rooms, if you can't look at it, my bed is still very big............"

The county magistrate, who was slapped by the little chubby, coughed violently for a long time before he struggled to stop. Ahem, ahem, this is actually the legendary and incomparable Miss Xiang? Burst...... Sure enough, it was rumored to kill people!

The little chubby put his huge head on the shoulder of the county commander, and the bloody mouth was directly attached to the ear of the county magistrate, and he seemed to be shy, but in fact he screamed like a bell: "Ahhh Childe, you better go back to the room with me! Let's talk about life and the future in the room! ”

The county magistrate was so leaned on by the little fat and chubby, and finally screamed as if he had been beaten with chicken blood: "Don't! Someone! Pull this woman away! ”

The little chubby hugged the county commander and snorted coldly at the others: "Whoever dares to destroy the happy and sweet relationship between our husband and wife, I will fight with whomever I want!" ”

Burst...... Burst...... Two blood-vomiting sounds sounded on the roof, this line is too bloody, right?

Jin Haoxuan touched her head, she just gave her an opinion and asked others to pretend to be her, how did she teach the maid in the house just now?

Ji Yan held her stomach and endured the internal injuries with a smile, okay, this girl is even more spoof than herself! Actually taught his maid like this!

The county magistrate's face was dished: "Wait, wait, who's married to you?" I'm me, you're you, okay? Please let go of your hands! Loose or not? Not loose...... If you don't let go, I'll call someone! ”

The little chubby is holding the county commander to death, and he won't let go! I can't let go! The young lady said that if she let go, the chocolate would not have her own share!

The county commander was suddenly anxious, and pushed the little chubby hard, but one of them was unevenly forced, and the two of them fell to the ground at once, so they couldn't die, and the whole body of the little fat was pressed on the county order son's body!

In this way, the distance between the two people is getting closer and closer!

The county commander finally understood an eternal truth, that is, it is forgivable to do evil in heaven, and you can't live if you do it yourself! Now, planting himself on this fat girl is his own retribution!

Chubby muttered, "Hey! How long you are, how are you full of bones, you kill me! I don't want a skeletal frame like you to be a husband! ”

The county order is messy in the wind again, please, fat miss, I don't want to marry yet, okay?!

Everyone couldn't bear to laugh to the limit, and finally, Xiang sent a message to the old man: "That, that, son, do you still want to marry my eldest lady?" ”

The tears of the county commander were about to fall: "Master Xiang, I was wrong, please let your daughter get off me quickly!" I'm running out of breath! ”

Xiang Zixi, who was lying on the roof and laughing, finally couldn't hold back anymore, and watched the county commander Gongzi and his group flee without even wanting a carriage, and finally laughed wildly.

Ji Yan on the side said coldly: "You are really patient, just kill it and it's over!" ”

Xiang Zixi waved his hand and said: "He's just a second-generation official who bullies men and women, and it's still a bit serious to say that he died, and it is necessary to teach him a lesson." ”

Jin Haoxuan on the side stared at Ji Yan with his eyes, and Ji Yan's eyes were also fixed on Jin Haoxuan almost at the same time, and the two of them shouted at the same time: "It's so strong!" ”

"Ahhh Xiang Zixi introduced two messy men with different styles but equally handsome on the roof to each other.

"Hey, hey! How did I become a handyman? I'm obviously here to help you solve ——————," Ji Yan cried out dissatisfiedly. But before he finished speaking, he was stopped by Xiang Zixi's cold eyes, and he could only change his words coldly: "Okay, okay, but I'm not a miscellaneous person, why do I have to be a housekeeper!" ”

"It's late, the housekeeper has someone! You're my handyman! Xiang Zixi glanced at Ji Yan, turned his head to Jin Haoxuan and said, "Let's go down!" Now that this farce is finally over, I'm starving! Go down and eat! ”

Jin Haoxuan slowly jumped off the roof with Xiang Zixi in his arms, Ji Yan stared at Jin Haoxuan's movements, and muttered silently in his heart: Jin Haoxuan, you probably can't guess that the purpose of my coming is actually to kill you, right? Why do you say you have to be reborn in that kind of family? Your own uncle is going to kill you! Hehe, Jin Haoxuan, if you die, you have a debt and a debt, don't ask me for your life! Haha, actually, where am I afraid of asking for my life, the lives of those who died at the hands of my Ji Yan are not one thousand but eight hundred!

Seeing Jin Haoxuan and Xiang Zixi walking towards the backyard, Ji Yan also jumped down, shouting while chasing: "Hey, I'm hungry too!" Don't leave me behind! ”

Ji Yan rushed to Xiang Zixi and Jin Haoxuan's side so naturally, sat beside Xiang Zixi with a big grin, and consciously grabbed the heart and sent it to his mouth.

"Hey! You're a chore, how do you dine with us? Xiang Zixi squinted at Ji Yan, and Ji Yan laughed and said, "Yes, yes, I'm here to do chores for you!" The so-called big dog also depends on the owner, and the eating also depends on the owner! If my status is too low, doesn't that mean that your status in this family is not as good as your brother's? Doesn't this mean that you will not have the right to inherit in the future? I'm thinking about you! ”

Jin Haoxuan's eyes were slightly gloomy, and he said softly: "What Brother Ji said is very true, Brother Ji is such a talent, but he can condescend to a miscellaneous position, which shows the city government."

Burst...... Chicken breast...... Sure enough, it's Brother Ji! Xiang Zixi secretly glanced at Ji Yan's chest, that day, remember, it seems, it seems, his figure is good? Did you remember wrong?

Of course, Ji Yan didn't miss Xiang Zixi's eyes, his mouth was close to Xiang Zixi's ear and said, "Oh, you're not mistaken!" If you want to see it, I'm always there to you! ”

Xiang Zixi suddenly glared at Ji Yan angrily, and was about to raise his fist to repair Ji Yan, but saw Ji Yan pick up a plate of snacks on the table, jumped to the side with a smile and said, "Hey! I said, "Where's my room?" I was so sleepy after having so much fun just now! ”

This guy!

However, it is undeniable that with Ji Yan, the atmosphere at home is suddenly much better. That guy who is clearly very funny is actually not bad!

Jin Haoxuan glanced at the departing Ji Yan with deep meaning, and laughed in a low voice: "Ji Yan is definitely not as simple as it seems. ”

"It doesn't matter." Xiang Zixi glanced at Jin Haoxuan and said softly: "Whether it's you or Ji Yan, no matter what your identity is, for me, it doesn't matter. I just have to remember that we are friends and that is enough! ”

Jin Haoxuan's eyes shook slightly! This woman! She, has she seen something? It's impossible, I'm hiding it so well, I can't see it!

Could it be that she really doesn't care?

Jin Haoxuan stood up: "I also said goodbye, you rest early, after a day of trouble today, it is estimated that you will already be tired." ”

"See you tomorrow!" Xiang Zixi smiled brightly, and there was something indescribable in his eyes. Jin Haoxuan, in fact, I have some appreciation and some likes for you in my heart!

The night slowly began, and the night began.

Xiang Zixi still followed her usual habit and prepared to rest after swimming. But just as she was about to untie her clothes and prepare to enter the water, suddenly, a dark shadow pounced on her from the nearest tree!

said that it was too late and that was fast, although Xiang Zixi did not know martial arts, but after many years of career as a female thief, she still practiced a set of her own perception system. When the black shadow was about to approach his body, Xiang Zixi suddenly dodged and jumped into the pond, narrowly avoiding the black shadow's attack.

"Who? 1 Xiang Zixi shouted loudly: "Why are you killing me! ”

"You're Xiang Zixi?" The voice of the person who came was low and hoarse, and he couldn't tell the gender.

"Who the hell are you? I have no grievances with others, even if someone wants me to die, at least they should let me die, right? Xiang Zixi jumped to the other side of the pond, because her clothes were wet with water, and they were all attached to her body, and in the moonlight, she was extremely enchanting.

"Hmph, as long as you are Xiang Zixi, then you can die with peace of mind!" The killer shouted violently and rushed towards Xiang Zixi!