Deserted on a desert island
Li Pian'er raised her head high and snorted lightly: "You are really arrogant, I am kind enough to be a donkey's liver and lungs, I dare to pack the ticket, you will definitely not be able to go back, I will sit and wait for a good show." ”
Feng Yuyu disagreed, and asked casually, "How do you know that this direction is wrong?" I think you've got another idea in your mind. ”
"This place, I know better than you, I used to come here often, on vacation, even with my eyes closed, I can find my way back." Li Pian'er said confidently, and did not forget to exaggerate.
Feng Yuxuan didn't believe her nonsense, Li Pian'er had stayed in the Feng family all the year round since she came back from Western Xia, and no one would believe her if she had been to Yazhou. "In a dream, right?" He laughed playfully.
Li Pian'er was silent, slumped in the bow of the boat, blowing the sea breeze and preparing to watch a good show. At the moment, she was tired and hungry, and her wet clothes were close-fitting, which made her want to go back early. But Feng Yu Pian didn't believe her words, and if she had to go her own way, she had no choice.
In the end, Li Pian'er said that they lost their way back and ended up on a small island. It's only strange that Feng Yuyu realized it too late, and when Li Pian'er pointed to the waning moon rising in the east and teased him, he realized that he had made such a big mistake and rowed for half an hour against the route back.
Thankfully, the two of them took what they could on the boat and made a fire under a large leeward rock, and if they sat with their backs to the rocks, they could look up at the beach not far away. The island is lush with lush vegetation and tall coconut trees everywhere, but at night, coconut fruit is difficult to pick.
Li Pian'er was so hungry that when Feng Yuxuan began to make a fire, she also began to work, and by the faint moonlight, she searched around, and she was lucky to catch a few big crabs, not to mention a nest of turtle eggs, and finally harvested a bunch of shellfish on the half-flooded reef.
"Big, don't look for it over there, come and help me." Li Pian'er waved her hand at Feng Yuxuan, who was half-hidden in the vegetation, and shouted loudly.
Fengyu also wanted to see if there was anything to eat nearby, but after drilling in the bushes for a long time, he found nothing.
The bonfire was blazing, and the two people with the food soon returned, and Li Pian'er took the lead in dropping the eggs in her hand and sat lazily on the ground, showing a sad posture in the firelight. Her clothes and hair had not dried, and now she was roasted by the bonfire, and her whole body was steaming.
At the same time, the bright flame gave her a touch of warmth and made her feel comfortable from the bottom of her heart. In the end, with the filling of her stomach, she was in a better mood, and she had leisure and leisure, looking up to admire the bright stars.
Feng Yuxuan stared at Li Pian'er quietly for a long time, and inadvertently asked a question that even he thought was ridiculous: "You are not Li Pian'er?" ”
"Yes, I wasn't, and now that you know, I won't hide it." Li Pian'er behaved very calmly.
Feng Yuxuan was shocked, he just felt that Li Pian'er had behaved too abnormally these days, especially today, so he asked casually, but in fact, he was not sure at all. But I didn't expect Li Pian'er to answer so calmly. He asked suspiciously, "What about Li Pian'er?" ”
Li Pian'er shrugged: "I don't know about this, didn't you say that she was scared by the snake?" Maybe I'm scared to death, it's not necessarily, but it's also possible that it's me, in short, it's possible that I had a soul swap with her, but that's not real. ”
"What? So who are you? How did it end up in her body? Feng Yuxuan couldn't believe it, he was not an ignorant person, he had never believed in ghosts and gods, but tonight he actually knew such a ridiculous thing from Li Pian'er's mouth.
Li Pian'er said helplessly: "You think I think it's a complete accident." Actually, my real name is Zhong Lianlian, about a few hundred years later, when I had a fight with someone in the juvenile detention center, and the other party hit me in the head, after which I fainted, and when I woke up, I found this dynasty. ”
Feng Yuyu has a black line, and it is a fight, he doesn't know what to say about this little girl. "Juvenile detention center? What is that place? Your women aren't all as rude as you, are they? There were too many things that shocked him today, and at this time, Li Pian'er said that she was from the future, and he could already do it without being shocked, and he completely believed it.
"The juvenile detention center is a cell similar to yours, except that all the minors under the age of 18 are held inside, and they are generally the kind that have committed serious crimes and endangered society. Hurry up and go for nothing else, just teach you how to behave, and you can come out after reforming. Li Pian'er said quite easily.
Feng Yuyu actually smiled inadvertently, laughed into her eyes, and felt that Li Pian'er was really interesting. He thought that Li Pian'er was against him all day long and tossed him, but it turned out that this was good, at least he didn't do anything hurtful. He was not interested, and asked curiously, "Then what did you do?" Caught in? Your husband doesn't care about you? ”
"I was out of righteousness, and I helped a group of buddies beat up the servants, smashed the car, and arrested us all. Actually, I don't care, I can't be locked up for a few days, and my parents will be able to get me out. It's no wonder that I'm so miserable that I'm here. And what's even worse is that I, a sixteen-year-old beautiful girl, was inexplicably forced to give birth here, I really fell into blood mold, but for this matter, I have to blame Feng Yaojue that bastard. "I don't know if Feng Yaojue will sneeze at this moment.
"Not out of the cabinet? I think you're too arrogant and domineering, and no one wants to marry, right? Feng Yuyu added some firewood to the fire, and the playful smile deepened. He didn't know how long it had been since he hadn't felt so good.
Li Pian'er scoffed at his rhetoric: "You don't know yet, your beastly behavior with Feng Yaojue was illegal in our time, and you will have to eat in prison." In our time, even if you were the king of heaven, there could only be one woman, and she had to be more than twenty years old. Don't even think about taking a concubine, it's a crime, it's called bigamy. ”
He suddenly understood why Li Pian'er would drench the dogs scolded by their brothers in the first place, saying that they were beasts that were inferior to beasts. It was really difficult for a woman who was not yet in the world to suddenly give birth to a child. He was silent for a long time, and then said, "I shouldn't have hit you in the first place, but no one thought of such a bizarre thing. ”
"Huh? Big is this apologizing to me? The sun came out in the west, and it was unusual. Li Pian'er pretended to be surprised.