Chapter Ninety-Four: Are You an Alien?

This small young man's name is Lu Xiaojun, who is Lu Dazhui's nephew, and he is from the security team of Chenghuangmiao Village

Not long ago, Lu Xiaojun, who was hanging out, was called to the side by his uncle Lu Da Hammer.

Lu Dazhui said, "I don't know where to find a girl who sells cold noodles and robbed my business, Xiaojun, you have to help my uncle snatch the business back." ”

Lu Xiaojun patted his chest and said: "Uncle, don't worry, I'm good at this, I've been in the security team for so many years, I haven't done this less, yesterday it wasn't someone who came to sell cold powder, I drove it away, today it's the same, don't worry about it, just leave it to me, I'll get her out of here." In the entire Spring Festival of the City God Temple, you continue to be the only one who sells cold powder. ”

Lu Dazhui explained to Lu Xiaojun and asked Song Qingtian to collect a high security fee, but they were unwilling, or they couldn't afford it, so they automatically got out, so it was neat.

Lu Xiaojun didn't listen, thinking to himself, I used a hair yesterday to drive away a family selling cold powder, and if I continue to play like this today, I am familiar with this trick.

When he arrived at Song Qingtian's booth, Lu Xiaojun found that the two girls who sold cold noodles were so good-looking, and they were a little reluctant to pick people up.

When he sat down to eat the jelly, the deliciousness of the jelly made him reluctant to pick up people, he had never eaten such a delicious jelly.

If this Nizi was taken away, she wouldn't be able to eat such delicious jelly.

Think about the jelly made by Uncle Wang Dazhui, compared with the jelly made by this Nizi, it is a world of difference, after eating the jelly made by this Nizi, the jelly made by Wang Dazhui can only be fed to the pigs.

Originally, he was going to put his hair in the second bite, but the taste was unstoppable, and when he saw that he was about to finish eating the last bite, he gritted his teeth, swallowed and spit, and secretly pulled a hair from his head, quietly put it into the bowl, and shouted the same old trick as yesterday.

Unexpectedly, when she met a confident and bold Nizi like Song Qingtian, not only was she not afraid of her own frame, but her conspiracy was quickly exposed.

Lu Xiaojun thought about his superb means and acting skills, he had never missed, but he was exposed in public, and he threw things up in anger.

Blame yourself for your own losses and drop things, this matter makes it impossible for anyone to judge.

Fortunately, Lu Dazhui stopped him in time and reminded him of the collection of security fees.

made a fool of himself in public, and Lu Xiaojun was even more determined to get rid of Song Qingtian.

Lu Xiaojun said: "Nizi, I'm actually here to check the hygiene, by the way, see if your table is sturdy, in case someone accidentally falls down when they come to eat cold noodles, you will have to lose money." ”

This is vexatious and unreasonable!

Such shameless words can be spoken, how thick is this cheeky to do?

Song Qingtian saw that Lu Xiaojun was determined to find trouble, so he replied unceremoniously: "Throw your hair into our cold powder bowl after checking hygiene?" What is the relationship between hygiene and table? You don't blush when you say that? ”

Lu Xiaojun immediately blushed, his neck was thick, and his angry chest bulged like a exhaling toad.

Lu Dazhui took the opportunity to poke Lu Xiaojun's back with his fingers, for fear that this fool's brain would be short-circuited again.

Lu Xiaojun understood, coughed and said, "To tell you the truth, I'm here to collect public security management fees, 10 yuan a day." ”

10 yuan, it's really crazy, people set up a stall, it's difficult to earn ten yuan a day, don't you clearly want to embarrass people?

Song Qingtian saw that Lu Dazhui had been reminding Lu Xiaojun, and Lu Xiaojun opened his mouth again, so he had doubts about Lu Dazhui's identity, and deliberately asked: "Lu Xiaojun, you said you came to collect public security management fees?" Why are you still bringing the leader? ”

"What leader?"

Song Qingtian pointed at Lu Da Hammer.

Someone in the crowd of onlookers immediately said: "Lu Xiaojun is from the security team of Chenghuang Village, but this Lu Dazhui also sells cold powder, where is the leader." ”

Song Qingtian understood now, it turned out that it was the competitor United Security Team who came to harm him.

Lu Dazhui suddenly felt that his face was dull, and he got up to leave.

Song Qingtian stopped him, "If you have anything to say, you can make it clear before leaving." ”

Lu Dazhui said: "What is not clear, Lu Xiaojun came to collect security fees, I was worried that he would be angry with you, and it would be bad for you to beat people when he got angry, so he came to help you." ”

This ability to reverse right and wrong is really possible.

Song Qingtian didn't want to argue, but asked with a smile: "Then have you paid the security fee?" ”

"Of course."

"How much?"

"10 bucks."

"How much do you make in a day? Isn't it a loss to pay 10 yuan? ”

"You don't care if you lose or not, people collect security fees, and if you want to set up a stall, just pay it honestly."

Song Qingtian said with a smile: "My business is so good, I can't make 10 yuan a day, I guess you have no business, jealous of me, come and deliberately fix me, right?" If you don't have a business and are willing to pay 10 yuan for public security, why don't you sleep comfortably at home, but you want to do a money-losing business! Are you stupid? ”

Lu Dazhui's face turned pale, and a clear-eyed person knew the reason at a glance.

Lu Dazhui's business is not good, and he is jealous of other people's Nizi, so this uncle and nephew are ghosts and want to drive others away.

The truth was revealed, and the uncles and nephews of the Lu family lost their faces, glanced at each other, and each clenched their fists.

Nizi, you have a strong mouth, or go to fist strong, on my territory, today is to fight, and I will beat you away.

At the last moment, a tall young man in military uniform rushed out of the crowd, jumped in front of the Lu family's uncle and nephew, punched each of them, and scolded in his mouth: "You two Diao Min, you actually bullied Lao Tzu." ”

When the uncle and nephew of the Lu family saw the tall young man wearing a military uniform, he endured the sharp pain in his chest, and was so frightened that he didn't dare to resist.

Zhu Ming also came out of the crowd in a hurry and grabbed the young man in military uniform, "Brother Zheng, you are beating people casually again." ”

The young man in military uniform was Han Zheng, and for the past two days, he had nothing to do with Zhu Ming, and both of them were bored after a long time.

Zhu Ming suddenly remembered that the Spring Festival of the City God Temple was lively, so he discussed that the two of them would come together to watch the excitement. Han Zheng has been away from home for many years, and he is no longer a stranger to the Spring Festival Party in his hometown, and when he heard Zhu Mingyi say it at this moment, he is also interested.

The two of them came to Chenghuangmiao Village, and when they came into the venue, they saw a large group of people watching the excitement, and when they squeezed in, they saw that it was the two of them who bullied Song Qingtian, the fists of the two were clenched, but Song Qingtian was defenseless, Han Zheng was frightened in his heart, and his body flashed and rushed over, and Zhu Ming couldn't catch it if he wanted to.

Han Zheng glared at Zhu Ming, "Lao Tzu is beating people for you, this is your territory, you let such a filthy miscellaneous blatantly bully people, I can't fight yet." ”

With so many people watching, Han Zheng didn't give Zhu Ming face, Song Qingtian looked very embarrassed when he saw Zhu Ming, so he stepped forward and said to Zhu Ming: "Brother Ming, don't blame Teacher Han, you don't know his temper, it's all because of me, I apologized to you for Teacher Han." ”

Zhu Ming had face, so he smiled and said, "You are still sensible, but what Brother Zheng said is right, the police station should take care of these things." ”

Han Zheng snorted, "Then don't go and worry about it." ”

Zhu Ming rolled his eyes angrily, and the face that he was about to come back just now made Han Zheng say that it was gone.

Angry in his heart, Zhu Ming could only sprinkle on the uncle and nephew of the Lu family, and kicked the two of them hard, and one of them kicked before shouting: "Hurry up and get up and apologize to this Nizi who sells cold powder." ”

Zhu Ming's name is almost unknown to people in Sanchuan Town, and almost no one does not know him, and secretly says that he is a hooligan policeman at the police station.

As soon as Zhu Ming appeared, the Lu family's uncle and nephew recognized him.

This young man in a military uniform seems to be more powerful than Zhu Ming, a rogue policeman at the police station. This more powerful person actually has a good relationship with Nizi who sells cold powder at a stall, this Nizi has a background, and she can't help but break out in a cold sweat behind her back, which is touching the mold.

So far, they can only bow their heads and apologize to Song Qingtian.

Han Zheng shouted loudly on the side: "Be louder, let everyone present hear." ”

Song Qingtian said: "Teacher Han, forget it, they all admit their mistakes, others like you will think that I am bullying others and unforgiving." ”

Han Zheng was silent, Zhu Ming knew that Han Zheng would definitely not let people go like this, so he immediately pointed to the uncle and nephew of the Lu family and said, "You two, go to the village committee immediately, write out the mistakes you made today, and post them in the village for the villagers to see for three days." If you can't, see how I clean you up in the future. Also, don't show up in front of this jelly stall in the future! ”

When Lu Xiaojun left, he licked his lips and opened his mouth again, as if he wanted to say something but didn't dare to say it.

Han Zheng called out to him, "Do you kid have something to say?" ”

Lu Xiaojun whispered: "Then I will change my mistakes, can I come to eat the cold noodles here in the future." ”

There was a burst of laughter in the crowd, and Lu Dazhu's eyes rolled out, eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.

After calming down the turmoil, Han Zhengcai asked why Song Qingtian was selling cold powder, thinking that this girl could really toss.

Song Qingtian said: "Collecting loaches is slow to make money, so I thought about selling jelly to make more money." ”

When Han Zheng heard this, he was even more stunned, "You still collect loaches?" I heard that someone in your Songhe Village collects loaches that day, so it turned out to be you? Sunny day, you really can! I think I'll call you a teacher in the future, I don't have you to make money. ”

Jiang Xiaoyan pointed to the liquor next to her and said, "Do you still sell liquor on a sunny day?" ”

Han Zhengci was shocked, "Qingtian, how many things have you done?" There was no delay in learning at school, you ......"

Han Zheng didn't finish speaking, and looked around Song Qingtian in a circle.

Song Qingtian was a little embarrassed, "Teacher Han, ...... are you?" ”

Han Zheng said: "When I was in the army before, I heard a foreign news broadcast saying that it was found that there were traces left by aliens on the earth, and I was wondering, are you aliens?" ”

"What about aliens?"

Song Xifeng hugged the cold powder, walked not far in front of the stall, and heard Han Zheng say aliens again, so he immediately became interested.

Han Zheng said: "Song Xifeng, your niece is an alien. ”

Song Xifeng was stunned, thinking that it was possible for Han Zheng to do business on a sunny day, thinking that a 15-year-old Nizi could do business, and he was surprised to say such a thing.

Jiang Xiaoyan waved her hand to Song Xifeng and told her what had just happened, Song Xifeng broke out in a cold sweat when she heard it, so many things happened after she walked for more than an hour.

If it weren't for Han Zheng and Zhu Ming arriving in time, it would not have been good for the uncle and nephew to jump over the wall in a hurry and beat Song Qingtian.