Eat and drink

"I thought your restaurant was so great, but it didn't have it. Then put your most expensive feast on the table, plus Su Shi's meat. Li Pian'er pursed her lips disdainfully and glanced at the guy.

The guy was a little stunned, and the fine hairpin tugged Li Pian'er's cuffs on the side, and whispered: "Mrs. Li, although Su Taishou has been immortal for more than 20 years, he is loved by the people of Qiantang, and it is a little inappropriate for you to call him by his name like this." ”

"Rory, whatever, Xiao Er, do you understand?" Li Pian'er glanced at the hairpin with disgust, rolled her eyes, and looked at the stunned guy, full of arrogance.

When the guy saw her speak arrogantly, he really regarded her as an uncle with millions of taels of silver tattoos. "Madame is talking about Dongpo meat? This small shop has. You upstairs please. The guy laughed all the way and took her to a private room with the other guests, and didn't care if she wanted so many dishes to eat or not, just make money for herself.

"It's good here, go and call me a few singing and dancing, this ancient song and dance, Miss Ben really hasn't seen it." Li Pian'er sat down on the chair, her feet overlapped on the edge of the table and swayed, and the pink light skirt fell from her legs like a curtain to the ground.

The guy was dumbfounded, he had never seen a presumptuous and uneducated woman like Li Pian'er in his life. Li Pian'er's words and deeds were shocking in the eyes of the ancients, but she didn't think there was anything wrong with it, and when she saw that the guy was stunned, she reminded him again.

"Go ahead, you use it slowly." The guy who came back to his senses hurriedly poured a cup of tea for Li Pian'er and hurried out.

"Mrs. Li, let's take advantage of others not paying attention, let's go, we have no money." Xi Hai was very annoyed at the moment, and promised Li Pian'er to deceive the two janitors at that time, but when she just went upstairs, she couldn't stop her, and she said a big truth in a hurry.

Li Pian'er waved her hand, fearless: "What are you afraid of, I will ask him to go to Fengfu to get it later, and it will be over." You still say, it's all your fault, lie to me and say that there is a lot of money, but as a result, I haven't bought clothes, shoes or anything, and the money is gone. When I went back, I went to settle accounts with that bullshit official, and he dared to lie to me. The puffed Li Pian'er put her hands on her chest and her back to the chair.

Xi Hai looked at the pile of rouge gouache and other messy things on the table that she had worked so hard to carry all the way and were sleeping quietly at the moment, and was speechless. I can't help but slander that I really didn't lie to Li Pian'er, these things are all in exchange for money.

"Your expression is so strange, are you saying bad things about me in your heart?" Li Pian'er pointed to the face of the fine hairpin and asked.

The hairpin's head shook like a rattle for a while: "No, how dare I." ”

Li Pian'er still wanted to intimidate the hairpin, but she didn't want the song and dance she wanted to come. Seven or eight young women dressed in long-sleeved colorful clothes spread out in a fan shape, five accompaniment musicians sat down on a low stool by the wall with different musical instruments in hand, and the short-sleeved women who sang a song saluted Li Pian'er: "Madam, can you start?" ”

"Let's get started." Li Pian'er frowned, only to feel that they were verbose.

The melodious orchestra is accompanied by rays of sunlight, and it is indulgent as it brushes the dancers' long sleeves, leaving behind the shadow of music. The dancing sleeves flutter, and the toes spin lightly and easily volley into the air, like the joy of the frightening flood under the cold moon. However, the singing voice was hoarse and mocking, and the tone dragged on like singing, Li Pian'er didn't understand a word, and she stopped after only singing two sentences.

"Are you running for a funeral? Or is it a funeral? I'm not dead yet, so I don't need you to preside over the funeral. Singing badly to death, you go out, and the rest continues. The impatient Li Pian'er waved her hand and drove her out, causing a bunch of people to stop and look at each other, and the woman who sang the song had a trace of sadness and loneliness in her eyes, and opened the door and went out.

Before the dance ended, the dishes she wanted had been listed one by one, a total of 128 dishes filled the entire round table with a diameter of about four or five meters, the exquisite dishes made people can't bear to put down the chopsticks, the tempting color made people salivate, and the wafting fragrance pulled Li Pian'er's sense of smell, causing her to swallow a mouthful of saliva.

Xi Hai looked at the dishes on the table and beat a drum in his heart, his eyes froze for a while, and he said after a while: "Mrs. Li, this is too much, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat so much in ten days." ”

"Whatever, just eat enough, I said I want to take you to enjoy life, there are benefits to share, you also come to eat, I am the master, you must listen to me. Come, Xiao Er, tell me what the names, ingredients, and methods of these dishes are. Li Pian'er picked up the chopsticks and pestled twice on the table, pointed to the dishes on the table, and couldn't wait to eat. The fine hairpin on the side shook his head and sighed lightly, and accompanied her to eat.

"Madam, this is the Dongpo meat you specially wanted, the color is mellow, the food is fat but not greasy, it is made of high-quality pork cooked over low heat. This is skeletal soup, crab stuffed orange, three crispy soup, two-color kidney, spiral powder, jade chess pieces, shrimp tan, perilla fish, fake pufferfish, suckling lamb, green onion and rabbit ......" When Xiao Er tirelessly introduced the one hundred and twenty-eight talents and ingredients, Li Pian'er had already eaten with a blurred eyes, and she didn't know what day it was.

"Hiccup! It's so supportive, let's withdraw, Miss Ben needs to rest for a while. Li Pian'er, who put down the chopsticks, waved her hand to Xiao Er, leaned on the back of the chair and closed her eyes lightly, with a sense of satisfaction.

Xiao Er glanced at Li Pian'er, and stopped talking, and said again: "Madam, when will that account be settled." ”

Li Pian'er opened her eyes and glanced at the little second who was smiling a little hypocritically beside her, and asked with a raised eyebrow, "How much?" Look at your decayed appearance, it's not that I don't give it, I'm in a hurry! ”

Xiao Er scratched his head by her, lowered his head embarrassedly and smiled with a wrinkled face, and said after a while: "The dish is twenty-five taels of silver, plus one tael of singing and dancing, a total of twenty-six taels." ”

Xi Hai was shocked when she heard this, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and it fell directly on her frightened face: "What? What about Mrs. Lee? The hairpin's heart was cold, and she was so anxious that two cold tears swirled in her eyes.

You must know that twenty-six taels of silver is enough for a month's expenses of Fengfu, but the result is good now, and it was directly squandered by the two of them with a meal. Not to mention that they can't take out so much money now, even if the people from Fengfu come, they will inevitably be scolded by Fengyuxuan.

"Classmate, be calm, aren't you just throwing away your money? What a big deal......" Li Pian'er turned her head and glanced at the hairpin leisurely, and said without pain.

Xiao Er listened to the conversation between the two, and his face changed: "After talking for so long, it turned out that he had no money, and he came out to cheat and cheat and cheat, today you don't want to repay the debt, don't give an explanation, don't want to leave, you wait, I'll call the shopkeeper to come." "This blue sky and white day, the people who can come here to eat are all characters with heads and faces, and Xiao Er is still the first time to be deceived into eating and drinking to come here, and he is angry in his heart.

"Snobbish, this face has become faster than Sun Monkey's mother, isn't it just a little money? Did I say no? I have the flesh and blood of the Feng family in my belly, you ask someone to go to the Feng Mansion to get it, and report my name Li Pian'er! Li Pian'er sat up straight, and dropped the little two with her head and face, and finally said to herself, "If you have money, you are the uncle, and if you don't have money, you are the grandson, if you have money, you can make ghosts grind, and if you don't have money, you can make people." It's really possible to meet a group of snobbers anywhere, and it turns out that those snobbery I encountered before were genetic, hey, no wonder. ”

"What are you muttering, you don't want to slip away today." Xiao Er, who reacted, stared viciously at Li Pian'er, who was sitting calmly and drinking tea, with indescribable disdain in his heart.

Xi Hai had never experienced this kind of thing, so she panicked at this moment, and gently shook Li Pian'er's arm: "Mrs. Li, how is this good." ”

"Coward, what are you afraid of, he won't eat us, I'm pregnant now, does he dare to touch me? Be careful that I blackmail him to see how long he will be arrogant. Hey, I asked you to go to Fengfu to get it, are you deaf? "Li Pian'er and the scoundrel can be regarded as the same, relying on the Feng family's rich fortune and fake tiger.

Xiao Er stretched out his thumb and pointed at the private room next door and smiled mockingly: "If you are really from the Feng Mansion, this is easy to do, the officials of the Feng family are talking about business next door, I will go to the door and ask someone to invite him, if not, there will be your benefits!" ”

Next door to Li Pian'er is a slightly smaller private room, and at the moment, seven or eight round-necked costumes are pushing cups and changing lamps, talking and laughing, singing and dancing on the stage, so lively. Feng Yuyu was sitting by the window holding a cup, the scratches on his face had scabbed, and he looked abrupt and funny lying there, which couldn't help but make people think about it. The smile on the corner of his mouth not only did not warm his cold face, but it looked even cooler like well water.

The one who served the tea said a few words to the little guy next to Feng Yuyu and went out, and the little guy stood there and was entangled in his heart, not knowing whether to tell Feng Yuyu about it at this time.

"What's the matter, I'll talk about it if I have something." Feng Yuyu saw that the little guy's face became weird, a look cast over, the little guy trembled, and whispered a few words in his ear, listening to Feng Yuyu's slightly narrowed eyes, and the hand holding the cup tightened.

Feng Yuxuan put down the cup and got up, expressionless: "Everyone, there are some things that need to be dealt with urgently, so I will be out of company first." ”

"Wind official, please." Those who were at the table knew that he was in trouble, and did not keep him.

Feng Yuxuan's face became extremely gloomy when he left the door, and he strode directly into another room, and as the door opened, what caught Feng Yuxuan's eyes was a table of delicious food that had not been removed, some of which had not even moved their chopsticks, and some of them were only left. Li Pian'er, who was reclining there, was like a person, deaf to this huge movement, and continued to squint and sleep, and the soft golden slanting sun sprinkled on her leisurely face was blurry and quiet.