Chapter 120: You Treat Fools as Boyfriends
The beam of a magnesium lamp suddenly flashed at the door, Ouyang Hao was stunned for a moment, and quickly looked at it, there was no one at the door.
"Yiqing, don't drink it."
Ouyang Hao grabbed Mi Yiqing's hand holding the wine glass.
"Didn't you ask me to drink with you? Today we are not drunk! Mi Yiqing's eyes were a little confused, and under the effect of red wine, the whole person was indescribably delicate and moving.
"No, you'll have more to drink." Ouyang Hao snatched her cup down.
"Ouyang Hao, you're really not interesting, didn't you say invite me to drink? Why are you still robbing me of my wine? Mi Yiqing pursed her lips and shouted.
"Am I not worried about you?" Ouyang Hao said aggrievedly.
"If it's a friend, just drink with me, I want to drink too much today." There seemed to be a little tear flashing in Mi Yiqing's eyes, and those dark eyes became a little ethereal because of the effect of alcohol, but they were shrouded in an indescribable sadness and melancholy.
Ouyang Hao's heart tightened suddenly.
"I'll drink with you, and if you drink too much, the two of us will sleep on the streets."
"Good! Good! Good! Mi Yiqing applauded happily.
"Silly girl!" Ouyang Hao gently pinched her pink face.
"The gentleman doesn't move his hands! You, not a gentleman! Mi Yiqing pointed at Ouyang Hao's head with her index finger and looked at him with misty eyes.
"Stinky girl!" Ouyang Hao's heart stirred up waves again, avoiding Mi Yiqing's eyes, he reluctantly picked up the red wine on the table and poured it into his mouth.
"You're not a gentleman now!" Mi Yiqing pointed at him and smirked.
"Since you are not a lady, then I don't need to be a gentleman, now we are equal." Ouyang Hao grabbed Mi Yiqing's little hand.
"We're equal, you're my friend now, aren't you?"
"Of course, I, Ouyang Hao, am now Miss Mi Yiqing's most intimate friend, the opposite sex." Ouyang Hao bit the pronunciation of the words.
"You're my friend of the opposite sex, that's my boyfriend!"
"Yes, I'm your boyfriend! And you are my cutest girlfriend Ouyang Hao! Ouyang Hao's heart suddenly blossomed, his fair face suddenly flushed, and his handsome phoenix eyes flashed with excitement.
"If you want to be beautiful, a fool will be your girlfriend!"
"Mi Yiqing, how do you speak?" Ouyang Hao raised his voice suddenly.
"I mean, you're a boyfriend for a fool!"
"I just want to be your boyfriend!"
"Then you have to be a monk in this life! Monk Ouyang, no, when the monk wants to change the law name, you will call it the chicken nest monk! Mi Yiqing laughed.
"Why is it a chicken nest monk?" Ouyang Hao frowned.
"Because the hair on your head is like a chicken nest, and if you take the hair off your head, you will become bald••••••"
"Convex what?"
"Bald donkey••••••" Mi Yiqing covered her mouth and smiled.
"You're looking for a fight!" Ouyang Hao raised his hand.
"Then change it to a water scoop." Mi Yiqing stuck out her tongue and quickly changed her mouth.
"What's a water scoop?"
"It is half a gourd that is cut open, the gourd inside is taken out, and it is used to scoop up the water."
"Isn't that still hairless!" Ouyang Hao's eyes glared at Mi Yiqing, this girl scolded me around the bend.
"Honestly, isn't my current head shape cool?" Ouyang Hao straightened his head, shook his hair back, and looked at Mi Yiqing with a variety of charms.
"Wow, you're disgusting!" Mi Yiqing vomited.
"You are really eye-catching, I am the latest popular style in Paris, by the beauty industry master himself, on this layer, I dare to say that no one in the beauty industry in G City can cut it."
"Have you ever seen the appearance of an old hen when she hatched chicks, your current head shape is a copy of the mother chicken."
"Mi Yiqing, I'll strangle you if you say it again!" Ouyang Hao's eyes widened.
"I'm so scared!" Mi Yiqing covered her face with her hands and shouted in fear.
"Mi Yiqing, let's guess boxing, whoever loses will drink." Ouyang Hao suddenly became interested.
"Guess what! Who's afraid of whom? "It is said that wine strengthens heroes, and now Mi Yiqing's whole person is in the excitement of alcohol.
"There are four kinds of animals, tigers, sticks, chickens, and insects. The two of us each have one chopstick, and the two of us face each other, each striking each other with a chopstick, and shouting sticks and sticks at the same time............ Or shout tigers, or shout sticks, or shout chickens, or shout worms. Provisions: Hit the tiger with a stick, the tiger eats the chicken, the chicken eats the worm, and the worm eats the stick; The loser drinks, and if the stick and the chicken, the tiger and the insect shout at the same time, there is no winner or loser. Ouyang Hao finished speaking in one breath, picked up a chopstick and handed it to Mi Yiqing.
"Do you understand?"
"I'm smart and smart, and I can see through a little." Mi Yiqing knocked on Ouyang Hao's head with chopsticks.
"Okay, the losing side wants to drink, and you are not allowed to play tricks when the time comes." Ouyang Hao was proud, the wine order was what he was best at, and this time, this girl was going to lie down and go back. ”
"It's a deal! We pull the hook! ”
Mi Yiqing stretched out her soft index finger.
Ouyang Hao "fluttered" for a while, this girl is really drunk today, and she can't find the north, okay, just surprise her.
"Sticks." Ouyang Hao blurted out.
"Bug" Mi Yiqing did not show weakness.
"Chicken"
"Tiger"
"Stick"
••••••
The two of them went back and forth more than a dozen times, regardless of victory or defeat.
"This isn't fun, change to a different one!" Mi Yiqing didn't bother to answer again, such a mentally retarded question can still be regarded as a drinking order, if it continues like this, you won't be able to drink tomorrow!
"Change one, change one." Ouyang Hao's eyes rolled, this girl can't be underestimated, she reacts fast enough! I think that when I played this game with my companions, I didn't lose less!
"Look, what is this?"
"Buzz" Ouyang Hao flashed his arms, screamed in his mouth, and spun in circles on the ground.
"Bees!" Mi Yiqing blurted out.
"That's smart!" Ouyang Hao exclaimed.
"Two little bees, fly among the flowers, hey! Rock, scissors, paper, and then the winning side will slap someone, left, right, and at the same time make two snaps and snaps in the mouth, and the loser will shake his head with a gesture, as if he is beaten, shouting, ah, ah; If you guess correctly, you have to make a kiss and make two dubbings, and if you make a mistake in your actions and voice, you have to drink. It's going to be difficult this time! Ouyang Hao's eyes flashed with a ghostly evil light and looked at Mi Yiqing.
"Then you can't cancel that action and dubbing, huh?" Mi Yiqing hesitated for a moment and looked at him with wide eyes.
"No, if you say cancel now, then you lose, do you have to admit defeat now?"
"I won't lose, Ouyang Hao, tell you a secret." Mi Yiqing said mysteriously.
"What's the secret?" Ouyang Hao poked his head curiously.
"In front of me, your IQ is only equivalent to the level of a kindergarten class." Mi Yiqing laughed.
"Dead girl, you dare to play with me, I will definitely convince you to lose today, I have to let you drink under the table." Ouyang Hao said angrily.
"Two little bees, fly into the flowers, •••••• stones"
"Haha, I'm cloth! "Pap" Mi Yiqing shone on Ouyang Hao's face, and slapped it left and right.
"Mi Yiqing, how can you really fight?" Ouyang Hao covered his red face on both sides, and suddenly jumped up on the ground.
"Didn't you say that if you win, you have to slap your face left and right?" Mi Yiqing looked innocent.
"I said, you can't really fight, you can only pretend." Ouyang Hao couldn't wait to kill her, she was so big, and it was the first time she was beaten by a woman, she was really angry.
Ouyang Hao's phone rang suddenly, Ouyang Hao picked up the phone, didn't look at it, and shouted at it: "Don't mess with me, or I'll kill you!" ”
"Hao, who are you going to kill?" On the phone, Ouyang Lietian's cold voice came.
"Huh?" Ouyang Hao froze there all of a sudden, it was the eldest brother's phone.
Mi Yiqing saw that Ouyang Hao was really angry, and he felt uneasy, he was a little ruthless just now, look, his two faces are still red.
"Ouyang Hao, I'll come first this time, if I lose, you will also slap me." Mi Yiqing's head was still a little dizzy, and she didn't see Ouyang Hao waving his hand at her anxiously, signaling her not to speak.
"Hao, who are you with?" Ouyang Lietian's heart suddenly tightened, a familiar voice came from the phone just now, but that voice sounded like Mi Yiqing's voice, could it be that she was with Hao?
"A friend." Ouyang Hao's nerves immediately cleared up a lot.
"Two little bees, fly into the flowers, Ouyang Hao, do you think I fly like this?" Mi Yiqing spun around on the ground, put her hands to her ears, and jumped around, like a bee, but like a rabbit.
"Haha!" Ouyang Hao couldn't help laughing, and suddenly realized that he was answering Ouyang Lietian's call, and quickly shut his mouth.
"Hao, where are you?" Ouyang Lietian's face suddenly turned pale, Ouyang Hao was really with Mi Yiqing, and he was even more convinced that they were drinking.
"I, I'm at the Grand Hyatt Hotel" Ouyang Hao hesitated, but still said the name of the hotel.
"Big brother, big brother••••••" Ouyang Hao shouted a few times, there was no sound over there, and Ouyang Lietian had already hung up the phone.
Ouyang Hao let out a sigh of relief, maybe the eldest brother just wanted to know his whereabouts.
"Ouyang Hao, are you still playing?" Mi Yiqing jumped around, Ouyang Hao was still indifferent, and shouted angrily.
"Two little rabbits, jump into the flowers, rocks, scissors••••••" Ouyang Hao jumped up like Mi Yiqing, but changed the bee to a rabbit.
"Hammer!" Mi Yiqing blurted out.
"Haha, you're losing again, smack! Syllable! Mi Yiqing didn't dare to slap him again this time, but deliberately made two fan movements.
Ouyang Hao shook his head in the direction of Mi Yiqing's fan, with a painful expression.
"Ouyang Hao, you lose, you have to drink." Mi Yiqing jumped for joy.
"I didn't lose, why should I be punished for drinking?" Ouyang Hao shouted.
"You just now, you didn't cry out in pain! Yes! Yes! Mi Yiqing squeezed out word by word.
It's all because of the big brother's phone call just now, I didn't pay attention, and as a result, this girl took advantage of the loophole, no way, drink it!
Ouyang Hao reluctantly picked up the red wine and took a sip.