Section 288 Touching porcelain
The pace of the Spring Festival is getting closer and closer, the flavor of the New Year is getting stronger and stronger, and the streets and alleys are filled with the atmosphere of the New Year.
As soon as the days flickered, it was the thirtieth of the Chinese New Year's Eve.
Early in the morning, Xing Xianyi posted the Spring Festival couplets carefully selected by the two.
The two pasted the Spring Festival couplets and returned home, and Chen saw that the man was excited like a child, and his heart was warm. Although he couldn't bear to spoil his mood, when it came to his mouth, he still pouted.
"It's rare for you to be at home, if you don't go back to accompany the convicted grandfather and the convicted lieutenant general for the New Year, do they have no opinion?"
Xing Xianyi gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Grandpa heard that I was going to live a two-person world with you, and I was almost happy, where do you have any opinions." But he gave me a task. ”
"What?" Chen looked at Xing Xianyi suspiciously.
Xing Xianyi drilled into his daughter-in-law's arms, smiled ambiguously and said, "Let me add a great-grandson to him as soon as possible." I also told me with insight that the current girls are already mothers of two children in their sophomore years. ”
Chen Zhuan blushed, rolled his eyes and said, "You don't have to impose your own ideas on Grandpa Xing." ”
Xing Xianyi grinned and said with a little coquettishness: "Daughter-in-law, I really want to eat you dry and wipe you clean in my heart, but the matter of asking for great-grandson is indeed what the old man meant." He also said that when his grandmother gave birth to his aunt, she was only eighteen years old. Otherwise, let's try. ”
Chen is not poor with him, "You open it for me, I'm going to see how the rice cakes are steaming." ”
"Daughter-in-law, you don't need to go to see it, I've already tasted it, it's very delicious." Xing Xianyi said with great satisfaction.
Seeing the man's satisfied expression, Chen Ming's heart overflowed with a happy smile, "It's good if you like it." I'll make some more dumplings later. What stuffing do you want to eat? Shrimp, shiitake mushrooms, and bamboo shoots still need to be made with shepherd's cabbage and pork. ”
"Daughter-in-law, I don't like dumplings. But I ate almost all the rice cakes. The implication is that the rice cakes are almost gone, so let's arrange a little more.
"......" Chen was a little surprised, although the steamed rice cakes are not much, but they are definitely not less, if two people eat them, they can eat them for at least three days, but this is almost eaten by him, what does it mean.
Xing Xianyi was afraid that his daughter-in-law would dislike him for eating too much, so he immediately coquettishly said: "Daughter-in-law, it's so delicious, I didn't hold back and ate an extra bite, and the result was ......" was out of control.
Chen Ge sighed and said, "It's not that I don't let you eat it, but I eat too much glutinous rice, and it's more difficult to digest." ”
"Daughter-in-law, but I like it, the lotus leaf glutinous rice chicken and five-color glutinous rice you made. I love to eat. Also, I didn't find it hard to digest. Xing Xianyi's face was serious. Prove that you are not lying.
Chen Liangliang said helplessly: "You can't eat too much if it's delicious, and I'm average with dumplings, if you don't eat it, we won't make it." ”
Xing Xianyi nodded obediently and said, "Okay, I'll listen to my daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, if you want to eat something in a while, I'll make it." ”
Chen thought about it for a while, smiled and said, "Keep it simple." You stir-fry two dishes, and I'll make one soup. Steam some rice. ”
Xing Xianyi was slightly stunned, it turned out that his daughter-in-law's request was so simple, and he was inexplicably a little distressed, pretending to be dissatisfied and said, "Daughter-in-law, are you afraid that I will waste ingredients?" I actually asked for two dishes. ”
Chen smiled helplessly, poked his head and said, "Cranky." ”
Xing Xianyi's heart was bubbling with happiness, he knew that his daughter-in-law felt sorry for him, and wanted him to be simple and relaxed: "It's still my daughter-in-law who loves me." Daughter-in-law, do you want to go out for a walk in a while? ”
Chen was quite afraid of the cold, but seeing the man's excited face, she decided to sacrifice her life to accompany the gentleman, and bowed her head slightly and said, "Okay, then let's have lunch and go around." ”
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After lunch, the two drove out.
When they came to the city center, the two found a parking space, but before the car could be stopped, suddenly a person collapsed in front of their car. Then there was a wail of pain.
"Ouch, how did you drive a car. Ouch, I can't move my legs. ”
Torture Xianyi and Chen looked at each other, this group of porcelain touchers also fought hard, and they had to work overtime in the Chinese New Year's Eve.
The two decisively got out of the car, Xing Xianyi looked at the porcelain man who fell to the ground and moaned, looked at Chen Liangliang again, and said nervously: "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, is this person dead?" ”
Touching the porcelain man's confused face. He is obviously fine, how can he say that he is dead, what do they want to do, the porcelain man's heart tightened, and his scalp suddenly felt numb.
Chen was amused for a while, and then said very nervously: "It looks like it's dead, you see, it won't move." Otherwise, let's call the police. ”
Xing Xianyi waved his hand again and again and said, "Don't, you can't call the police." It's all dead, and if we call the police, it's going to be a big deal. Chinese New Year's Eve, do you want to spend time at the police station? ”
Chen immediately shook his head and said, "I don't want to, then what do you say." ”
Xing Xianyi's eyes were cold, and he said gloomily: "It's really a bad New Year, let's go, first carry people up the car, tie a stone and sink it into the moat." ”
Chen nodded in agreement, and said with a smile: "Okay, this method is good, when the lake freezes, the corpse will not be able to float, and the corpse will probably be eaten up by the fish in the water at that time." ”
The porcelain man swallowed his saliva and shouted in fright: "What do you want to do, do you want to run away without losing money when you hit someone?" Someone, help. The perpetrators are on the run. The man who touched the porcelain shouted loudly in fright, hoping that someone would come to watch, and secondly, to embolden himself.
It's a pity that a person passing by, no one seems to want to be nosy, plus this area, recently somehow, there has been such a porcelain toucher, many people hate this shameless behavior and grit their teeth, at this time to see the porcelain man shouting, and no one stopped to watch, but directly detoured to avoid.
Seeing that no one was watching, the porcelain man was a little scared, and he was going to go home for the New Year, so he didn't notify his accomplices to cooperate. But right now, it is obvious that he has encountered a powerful and ruthless character, "Help, help, hit someone, the car perpetrator hit someone." ”
Chen was a little nervous in his heart, afraid that this porcelain man would shout blindly and attract people, but it would be difficult to clean up.
But Xing Xianyi was obviously not nervous at all, he grabbed the placket of the porcelain man and pulled it to the trunk of the car.
The porcelain man was completely scared, and he struggled desperately and shouted, but how could he be Xing Xianyi's opponent with his little strength, and it was only in vain to struggle for a long time. And at this moment, it seems that the people around him have become deaf, no one shows up at all, and occasionally a person will sneak a glance, but he will quickly put his eyes away.
Xing Xianyi raised his hand and gave the porcelain man a few big mouths, and said ruthlessly and indifferently: "Specially, I still cheated the corpse." ”
The face of the porcelain man immediately swollen, and his mouth was full of blood.
Chen was a little frightened, but she didn't think that the punishment was too much. This kind of porcelain touching is really hateful.
Xing Xianyi snorted, raised his hand, gave the porcelain man two big mouths, and said indifferently: "It's the New Year, you will die if you die, and it's so scary." Lao Tzu is the eighteenth generation of Maoshan heir, and he can still be afraid of evil ghosts like you. ”
The porcelain man knew that he had kicked the iron plate this time, and he regretted it very much, if he brought a companion out, it was estimated that it would be better to say a little, but at this time he was alone, really, so that every day was not good to call the ground, and immediately begged for mercy inarticulately, "Big brother, big brother spare my life, I was wrong, I didn't have long eyes, and I walked under your car by myself." Please leave me alone. ”
Xing Xianyi raised his hand, gave him two more big mouths, and said in a gloomy voice: "Specially, you dare to cheat the corpse." ”
The porcelain man was miserable, and begged, "Big brother, we haven't met, I've never been here, big brother begs his subordinates to be merciful." I disappeared immediately. ”
Xing Xianyi let go of his hand and gave the porcelain man another kick: "Get out." ”
If the porcelain man was amnesty, he fled the scene with a crawl.
Chen dragged Xing Xianyi to the bathroom and squeezed a lot of hand sanitizer on his hands.
"Hurry up and wash it, you are not afraid of getting your hands dirty." Then he said with some worry: "Aren't you afraid that he will call the police?" ”
Xing Xianyi grinned and said, "Call the police? He didn't dare, for this kind of scoundrel who touched porcelain, there was only one word, that is, 'hit', and he would be honest. ”
Chen said with a disgusted face: "Alas, but the one who touched the porcelain just now is really powerful, just like that, the location is just right, but if your driving skills are a little worse, you will roll him." He's not afraid of death, if there's a whatever. ”
Xing Xianyi dried his hands, hugged his daughter-in-law's small waist, and said with a smile: "Daughter-in-law, are you praising your husband's good driving skills?" ”
"You're so beautiful, what am I talking about the porcelain touching technique is a must." Chen will not admit that he admires his driving skills.
Xing Xianyi smiled, lowered his head and incense the corner of Chen's mouth, "Let's go, let's go shopping and see if there is anything you want to buy." ”
Chen's face was slightly red, and he looked around nervously to see if there was anyone, "Restrain a little outside." ”
Xing Xianyi raised his eyebrows and smiled evilly, and pecked her lips again, "Daughter-in-law, I am measured." ”
Chen covered his cheeks, feeling very helpless, is this also called measured?
"Don't you go? If you don't go, I'm going to have a deep kiss. Xing Xianyi tapped his lips with the tip of his tongue.
Chen's little face flushed with shame, glared at him fiercely, and turned around to leave first. It's a pity that before she could take a step, she heard the sentence commander say.
"Daughter-in-law, give me your hand."
Chen's body stiffened.
Xing Xianyi smiled evilly and said: "I am afraid that you will not be able to bear the consequences of not giving it." ”
Chen was crazy in her heart, although she was a little unconvinced, but she still didn't dare to challenge the man's bottom line, if she really held her and gnawed, then she had no room to parry, thinking of this, she put her little hand into his big hand with interest.
Seeing that the little daughter-in-law was so obedient, the corners of his mouth immediately raised a doting smile.