Chapter 151: The Jade Emperor Is Approved (1st Update)
Difu bee syrup?Du Kang's beer?
These are the two most effective things in Ji Yang's hands that can relieve fatigue and enhance physical fitness.
According to what the mountain god said, Ji Yang couldn't help but think of these two things, these two things Ji Yang has also tasted the effect, and he has also tried it on other people, and the effect is good, but I don't know if it has an effect on the mountain god.
But when Ji Yang said these two things, the mountain god vetoed them, saying that this thing was useless to him.
This thing doesn't work? What does it do?
"Relieves physical fatigue, relaxes muscles and bones, generally does not hurt, general does not hurt, relaxes muscles and bones, muscles and bones ......"
Thinking of relaxing his muscles and bones, Ji Yang suddenly felt that his eyes lit up instantly, he was studying Chinese medicine, how could he forget about flower massage.
Tuina massage is a physical therapy method that uses the theory of viscera and meridians of traditional Chinese medicine as the theoretical knowledge, and uses techniques to press the meridians and acupoints on the upper part of the human body, and uses methods such as pushing, holding, lifting, pinching, kneading and other methods to smooth blood circulation in the human body, improve backache, relieve physical fatigue, and improve physical health.
Although this massage is not a new thing, and the mountain god is no stranger, Ji Yang still gave the other party this advice.
"Xiaobai, I have also thought about the massage you said, but I am a little mountain god, with a very low status in the heavenly court, there is no fairy child and no slave, I can only pinch my hands and feet by myself, but most of the positions of my body cannot be massaged and pushed!"
The method of massage is still recognized by the mountain god, but how can he massage himself?
I can't massage myself, and I don't have a fairy slave, so I think of a way to massage myself without others.
"Massage chair. ”
Isn't the massage chair able to massage, although the effect is not as good as the effect of human massage, but it is also a massage.
Ji Yang also smiled when he thought of the massage chair, and then he told the mountain god the principle of the massage chair, and the mountain god was very satisfied with the massage chair that Ji Yang said.
The mountain god promised Ji Yang, and he reported Ji Yang's desire to buy a hundred years of wild ginseng and a hundred years of wild lingzhi at a low price.
Ji Yang also promised that as long as the matter was done, the massage chair would be given to him immediately.
The mountain god was looking forward to and curious about the massage chair that Ji Yang said, and he didn't care that he was still eating the livestock of the wild ginseng and wild lingzhi, and hurriedly went to the Lingxiao Hall to find the Jade Emperor.
"Xiaoxian has seen the Jade Emperor. ”
As soon as the mountain god came to the Lingxiao Palace, he bowed down to the Jade Emperor and said hello.
"Mountain god, you don't patrol the mountains and feed the livestock, what's the matter with coming here?"
When the Jade Emperor heard the greeting from the mountain god, he first nodded, and then asked with a majestic face.
As soon as the Jade Emperor asked, the mountain god told the Jade Emperor that Ji Yang had asked him to buy the wild mountain god and the wild lingzhi with low merit.
When the Jade Emperor heard the report from the mountain god, there was no special change on his face, and he just asked the mountain god.
"Mountain god, do you think you should sell it to Xiaobai at a low price, and how much is the right price?"
The Jade Emperor is obviously a drama when he talks like this, and when he sees a play, the mountain god also hurriedly speaks, and the price is not appropriate, and his massage chair is gone.
"Jade Emperor, since you let Xiaoxian say it, then Xiaoxian can say it, I think it can be sold to Xiaobai at a low price, and it is best to adjust the prices of all goods. ”
The mountain god observed the change in the Jade Emperor's expression as he spoke, and only after seeing that he was not angry when he said this, he continued.
"This wild ginseng and wild lingzhi are similar to wild grasses in the heavenly court, and they can be seen everywhere, and now a random mountain ginseng lingzhi will cost hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of merits, this price is too high, and even the Taishang Laojun, who used the most in the past, has changed the material for alchemy. ”
"Although the livestock fed with ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum is good, but there is no need for so many ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum, the warehouse where Ganoderma lucidum and Ganoderma lucidum is placed has long been full, and now I use five hundred years of ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum to feed pigs, because there are too many of them, and they will grow hair if they are not used. ”
The Jade Emperor frowned when he heard this, and when he saw the Jade Emperor's unhappy appearance, a trace of cold sweat flowed from the mountain god's forehead, and he seemed to be a little embarrassed just now, and he talked too much.
How did he feel a little reproachful for the Jade Emperor in what he said just now, when he thought that he was a little mountain god who actually blamed the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor was really angry and didn't know how to punish himself.
"Jade Emperor, what Xiao Xian said just now......"
"Well, I know what you want to say, what you just said is not wrong, this time it is indeed my fault, there is something wrong with my decree. ”
"From today onwards, the price of this wild ginseng and wild lingzhi will be reduced to 10% of the original price, as for Xiaobai, the price will be set by you. ”
As soon as the Jade Emperor said this, the mountain god was very excited, although the Jade Emperor did not directly revoke the order that wild ginseng and wild lingzhi could not be picked at will, he still had to buy it with himself, but the price was reduced by 90 percent, and it was completely sold at a discount, which was at least acceptable to many immortals.
"The little immortal led the immortals to thank the Jade Emperor. ”
The mountain god thanked the Jade Emperor excitedly, and the Jade Emperor waved his hand, signaling that he could go down.
As soon as the mountain god left, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but yawn.
Don't think that he is a good Jade Emperor, although the Three Realms are now blocked by laws, and many things in the mortal world cannot be managed by the Heavenly Court and the Earthly Mansion, but there are many things in the Heavenly Court and the Underworld itself, and he, the Jade Emperor, is also very tired.
In fact, the Jade Emperor wanted to withdraw the previous decree just now, but after thinking about it, let's keep it for the time being, and there is a lot of money distributed every month, which is also an income.
"Erlang God. ”
The Jade Emperor shouted outside the Lingxiao Palace, and Erlang God quickly walked in.
"Erlang God has seen the Jade Emperor, I don't know what the Jade Emperor called me?"
Erlang God came to the Lingxiao Hall and asked softly to the Jade Emperor.
"You go and call Taishang Laojun and Zhang Tianshi over, yesterday I fought with the two of them as landlords, these two guys won me more than 30,000 merits, and I have to get them back today. ”
The Jade Emperor also needs a pastime, and recently it has become popular to play poker in Heavenly Court, and the Jade Emperor also feels good about this pastime.
Hearing the words of the Jade Emperor, Erlang God was also itching in his heart.
Yesterday, the Jade Emperor fought with Taishang Laojun and Zhang Tianshi for a day, and he also fought with Kui Mu Wolf and Li Tianwang for a day, although he did not lose as much as the Jade Emperor, but he also lost four or five thousand merits.
Now the Jade Emperor asked him to call Taishang Laojun and Zhang Tianshi, and these three people didn't know how long they were going to fight, and he was also ready to call Kui Mu Wolf and Li Tianwang over, have a good fight, and fight for the merits that he lost yesterday to get back.
"Yes, I'll go. ”
After speaking, Erlang God quickly walked towards the outside of Lingxiao Palace, who let him play in a hurry.
At the same time, the mountain god also contacted Ji Yang and told Ji Yang that the Jade Emperor had allowed him to lower the mountain ginseng and lingzhi.
When Ji Yang heard the news, he naturally applauded.
At the same time, Ji Yang also talked to the mountain god about the price of ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum.