Pull it down, and say what I'm talking about like a big guy who can't move, in fact, you toss me less?

In normal times, I will take care of it, after all, they are all brothers, and he knows the identity of my disciple.

The problem is that I still have a lot of things to deal with, and I don't know when that yellow skin appeared, and it's too late for me to hide now. Hu Botao said before leaving, let me not look for trouble in the past two days, and wait for her to come back.

Now only Chang Xiangjiu is by my side, if something happens, I won't say it myself, isn't that a pit for my ninth brother?

When Li Peng saw that I was about to leave, he followed me out of the street of the funeral home. I thought he was going to send me off, but who knew that he pulled me aside as soon as I got out of the alley.

Li Peng said to me with a smile: "Brother, I just asked you to come over and help take a look, and I didn't say that I had to let you do it." Isn't this just that the two of us are close, I want you to help check the gates, don't let my dad be deceived by those charlatans again? ”

"It's as simple as that?" I asked him suspiciously. This kid is a thief, as far as I know, many rich second generations from merchant families are like this, and they have seen it since they were children.

When Li Peng heard me ask him, he smiled and changed his words: "Of course, if you can handle that relationship, I will also show my face to my father····· Wait, don't go yet. ”

Seeing that I was about to leave again, Li Peng grabbed my clothes and said to me: "Didn't you say not long ago that you were looking for a face?" Brother, I have a place, next to Shengjing Hospital, which is my family's property. Brother, that's a prime location, you help your brother, I'll help you come down that place, and the rent is symbolic or not, do you think it's okay? ”

I'll just say that this kid is fine, he is like an old Chinese medicine doctor, he knows how to prescribe the right medicine, and he poked me in the heart as soon as he made a move.

This is what annoys me the most now, buying a house for my grandma and decorating it is beyond my budget, and I am now less than 50,000 yuan in my hand. In this city where every inch of land is valuable, I have found the suburbs, and I have not found a satisfactory place.

I know that we can only work in a funeral home when we go out as a major, but I happen to not want to watch life and death all day long, so I can only plan for the future as early as possible.

Besides, Bao'er is still one year older than me, and she will have an internship next year and the year after. If I'm not a mixed hair, will it be possible that I will really plug in the door when the time comes? You might as well kill me.

If you don't say what is far away, you can say what is near. I found that Tangzi was not around, and I had a hard time doing everything. A player of Liu Nana's level, if she had been placed in the past, she would have been cleaned up by a random person from the camp.

At the beginning, Dalong's hall was also quite good, and it was not overturned by Liu Lang and others. As for now, I let people toss enough to choke on it, and if I run out of a yellow skin, I have to go home to move the rescuers.

Now my priority is to find a door to settle down, so that I can move out of the dormitory and do anything, and I can also invite the hall over.

Li Peng saw that I was a little hesitant, and immediately hit the railway while it was hot: "I can't hide it, we all work in funeral parlors in an industrial chain, and all major hospitals have a one-stop shop for white things at the entrance of my family." I said that you also know the lot, and the best deal is to buy and sell. You also do this business, and when the time comes, all the white work on our side will be introduced to you, urns, wreaths, flowers, shrouds, you don't know how much oil and water there is. It just so happens that you have the ability to study this profession again, and you are much older in presiding over the funeral ceremony. ”

Although the immortals always advise me, don't be too greedy for external things, otherwise it will not be beneficial to practice, and if you take too much that does not belong to you, you will have karma. But wouldn't you be a fool if you don't love money? I need a lot of money right now.

But I'm still quite disgusted with this industry, I honestly can't make money, and those who can make money are all asking for death. This is to capture people's hearts, red and white bargaining is unlucky, and generally don't think it's too much and just endure it.

I thought about it, but I still said to Li Peng: "I don't plan to do this, we are most afraid of breaking the money precept when we go out, and if we are greedy enough, our cultivation will be abolished." ”

Li Pengman didn't care, and said to me: "Even if you don't do a dragon, you can just open a shop to watch things." I've heard of the ways you go out, all for the sake of accumulating merit. How many things are going on in the hospital, and there are many people looking for you, so you will have to do things well and collect less money when the time comes? ”

I knew he was convincing me, but there was nothing wrong with what he said. I owe a lot of money in my merit book, and the reason why my six-character mantra has become powerful is that although I have been diligently meditating and reciting and cultivating, it is also inseparable from the merits I have accumulated through several events.

Besides, my master also said that when my merits reach a certain point, the power of the rod of good and evil will be revealed. Therefore, compared to Taoism, merit is fundamental. With the more merit and the protection of the heavens, the luck will also become better, and perhaps the various bad fortunes brought to me by the heavenly jealousy will also change.

It is undeniable that Li Peng's ability to persuade people is very strong, and I was moved by him.

But my sanity was still there, how much I was capable of doing a lot of things, and I asked him, "I can try, but you should tell me what is going on first, right?" Otherwise, I don't know the bottom of my heart, don't embarrass you again in the end. ”

Li Peng smiled and said it's okay, I'll tell you while we walk.

Li Peng told me that not long ago, he had a job at home, and he was sent by an official. This man is thirty-five or sixteen years old, he is supposed to be from another city, and from the identification information, there are no immediate family members, and it is said that he committed suicide by drinking paraquat.

It was the neighbors who found out that he hadn't been out for several days, and the stench emanating from the house, so he called the police. That night, the person was sent to the funeral home, and according to the custom, the person was not allowed to be cremated until the investigation was clear. So I've been sitting in the morgue, waiting for the documents on it.

Li Peng said that after this person was delivered, the workers guarding the morgue said that there was always movement inside.

I want to mention here, but anyone who does this business either knows something or something, or is an old bachelor. They also have masters and apprentices, and many common sense things will be explained when the master takes the apprentices. These people have a similarity with our disciples, that is, they also have a saying about accumulating merit for the next life.

In other words, they have encountered more strange things in this business, and they are all used to it. Because of the injustice of death or unwillingness, it is normal to make some noise. But no matter how powerful the ghost is, the soul can't leave the body for the first seven days, at most it's just a little noise.

As long as the living don't go in at night, don't let the corpse rush to the yang qi to cheat the corpse, there is generally no problem.

The normal corpse is cremated in three days, and after cremation, the soul of the dead will return to the place where the grievances remain, that is, the place of death, and everything has nothing to do with the funeral home.

There are also special cases, such as those that need to be investigated, or those whose relatives are far away. Generally, it takes more than seven days to hold a corpse for more than seven days, and those who keep vigil will add people.

The veterans of this trade will place five-colored tributes at the door, including fish, eggs, meat, vegetables, and a rooster's head in the center. In order to calm the resentment of other dishes, the rooster head is turned to the yang to prevent the contents from coming out.

Li Peng told me that it was very unusual for this corpse to be delivered, and that although the death of drinking medicine was also a horizontal death, it was definitely not a tragic one. Who knows, there was a knocking sound in the freezer that had installed him the night before, and a thirty-year-old night watchman left his job.

After that, it was not only dark, but even during the day. Eventually, all the drawers in the freezer room were bustling.

Li Peng's father secretly found someone to come and see him at night, and that gentleman was quite famous in this industry. After coming, one drawer after another was pasted with rune paper, and the other drawers stopped, who knew that only this drawer did not work, and there was still a rhythmic "knock knock" inside.

Do you post charms in the funeral parlor, there is no way, you can only pick them all during the day. As a result, all the drawers rang together, and the family members who came to pay their respects to the corpse asked what was going on, and Li Peng and his father could only say that it was the movement of the freezer.

Finally, today, the investigation ruled out the possibility of homicide and allowed cremation. Who knows, while putting on makeup, the corpse suddenly sat up.

It's not an ordinary corpse, this corpse can move its hands, feet and eyes, but it is not a living person at first glance, and the rhythm is like the gears do not bite and lack of engine oil.

Li Peng's father organized some bold people to tie the body to the morgue, and he was also afraid that something would happen, so he secretly asked someone to come and see, and everyone was sure that this person had no pulse or heartbeat, and was indeed dead.

In fact, isn't this nonsense, the corpses are covered with corpse spots, and Li Peng's father invited someone to come and see it just to comfort himself.

There is no way, Li Peng and his father have found a lot of people to watch things, and no one can figure it out. But you can't refine people like this, when the time comes, there are people from above to see, and there is no way to explain it.

In desperation, Li Peng and his father could only invite a master to say to the outside world that the pressure furnace for cremation was broken. Even the other corpses that had been lined up before could not be burned, and the family members were making noise, saying that they would move the bodies, and now they don't know how to end it.

When Li Peng finished speaking, the two of us had already entered the door of the funeral home. I found that, as he said, there were a large number of people gathered outside the funeral parlor, and the sound of noisy fires could be heard from afar, and it seemed that they were all family members who were making trouble.

I was a little reluctant, and this is evil. They can't all be liars, and the one that sticks the charm is obviously a two-hit, and no one can solve it, I guess I'm more complete.

Li Peng encouraged me and said that there was no problem, and he believed that I could do it. I said in my heart, you believe that there is a hairy use, I don't know how much I am capable of. There's no way, I'm here, so I can only go with him head-on.

He did not take me through the main entrance, but took a detour to the back of the viewing room, entered through a small iron gate, and led me up the stairs.

I came to the office on the second floor, pushed the door open, and there were two people standing inside. A middle-aged man in a suit with a big back hair, and the other turned out to be dressed as a Taoist priest, who seems to be watching things, and I said in my heart that this is a peer·······