Huzi pouted, hummed and chirped and said to me: "Cut, it is not certain who will care who will borrow money at that time." Do you think that our Luban book can be called the book of heaven is blown? In the past, I was lazy and didn't like to ponder, but from today onwards, your Uncle Huzi will start working hard. “

I might not have been able to beat him if I hadn't done it directly, I had to let him understand what the call of the new era is and the beating of socialism.

I took a sip and scolded: "Fuck your uncle, you wait, in the future, you will take care of your second uncle and I will borrow money, and the interest will be doubled!" “

Huzi smiled sheepishly, and immediately softened: "Don't mind, I'm not excited to say that I'm purring." “

It seems that he still has a good idea in his heart, and with his current ability, it is more likely that he will ask me to borrow money.

I pointed to the two envelopes on the table and said to him: "You take half of the money on the table, and we will follow this rule from tomorrow. “

Huzi glanced at the two envelopes and said to me: "My nine thousand is an investment, you calculate how much money is for all the statues in the store, and I will make up for it slowly, otherwise I will share the account with you at the end of the month." “

"These things didn't come in with my money, they were the money taken by Li Peng and your senior brother, and you are indispensable where you should repay favors in the future." I told him.

Who knew that Huzi was like two people when he got serious, and said to me: "Then these 9,000 will be regarded as a shareholding in the decoration of the store, you have a total of 45,000, and I will take 22,005 exactly one and a half, counting these 9,000, I still owe you 13,005." “

After speaking, Huzi began to continue to nibble on steamed buns and eat mustard. I shook my head and smiled bitterly, he was willing to eat bran for a month, then I didn't have a trick.

The next week was another idle week, since I got the statement of the instructor Xu Hang, then I basically went if I wanted to, and if I didn't want to go, I said that there was something in the store, and I didn't plan to work in the funeral home anyway.

Yesterday Bao'er brought a laptop, saying that Huzi was bored in the store and asked him to play games to kill time when he was not around.

With this stuff, I'm even more reluctant to go to etiquette class. I downloaded an arcade simulator, bought a USB gamepad, and started playing King of Fighters with Huzi in the store all day.

To say that I was really not a fool in the game hall in my junior high school years, it was not a problem at all to take the eight gods and wear three. Huzi was about to let me beat myself up, so he started to play with me, and I jumped together, and he killed naked.

I'm not used to him, he kills me infinitely, and I don't need Yagami anymore. Terry is in first place, as long as I touch it, I will directly "starve Cha" to death.

When the more than 20 game coins on the computer ran out, Huzi glanced at the shiny "perfect" on the screen, and slapped the keyboard angrily.

I deliberately angered him: "Light, let me tell you, my Bao'er bought this book for 4,000 oceans, if you smash it, you will owe me 20,000 yuan." “

Lao Bai made me speechless for a long time, and then he began to tell me that women are all red faces, saying that I should cultivate the White Bone Temple, and also found me pictures of pink skeletons on the Internet.

The two of us were arguing, and suddenly the phone rang, and I saw that it was Li Peng calling, and I glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and it was only ten o'clock in the morning, and it was class time.

Picking up the phone, I asked Li Peng: "Okay, fourth, if I'm not mistaken, today's class is Xu Hang's, did you skip class?" Can't get a graduation review? “

Li Peng told me that he had just asked Xu Hang for leave and was walking out of school. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me that the wife of the hearse driver at his funeral home had given birth and had taken three days off. Now his father's side is too busy to drive, the car can only be driven by him, there is a single life at night, the deceased is from another county, and asked me and Huzi if they want to follow to see and see.

It's the first time I've seen someone who talks about timidity and fear so literary, and I haven't seen much of the dead man with the tiger? What is there to see.

So I told him directly: "I've seen too much, I'm not curious, you can go by yourself." “

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Li Peng, who was on the other side of the phone, was stunned for a long time, and finally relented, and said to me: "Brother, if I go to the city, I will go, this deceased is in another county, and it is said that he still died by accident." There's not even a street light from here to there, so if you two are okay at night, you can go with me. Two thousand remuneration for one person, all inclusive of food and drink. “

My Nokia word machine fell off and broke when I went to the toilet not long ago, so I bought a knockoff machine with four speakers in the back. The sound of this mobile phone is scary, and it has an effect with hands-free if you don't open it.

Li Peng's words were all heard by Huzi, and he smiled at this thing. In fact, I couldn't hold back my laughter, and said in my heart that Li Peng, this kid, always had a bit of idol baggage, and when he was afraid, he said that he was afraid, and asked us if we wanted to see it.

I smiled and said to Li Peng: "The remuneration is free, and there is a little bit of spicy chicken feet or something." “

"Gotcha!" Li Peng heartily agreed, and was about to hang up the phone, when Huzi suddenly shouted: "Bring another dozen cold beers!" ”

"Don't!" When I shouted this, Li Peng had already hung up the phone. I looked at Huzi's smug face, and I was speechless. I've never been afraid of being drunk when I'm so big, I'm really afraid of Huzi drinking. The point is, his tools are spiritual.

Huzi suddenly asked me: "God, you said that we went to pick up the corpse in the middle of the night, will we encounter zombies?" “

I was really amused by his imagination, thinking that I couldn't find a zombie in the cemetery at the beginning, and I could meet a zombie by picking up a corpse?

But Huzi's words still woke me up, although Huzi didn't know that I was jealous, but I knew that we were both three stars in troubled times, Huzi was also destined to commit a lack of a door, and I was unlucky since I was a child.

Originally, I thought that I should just hang out with Li Peng to give him courage, but after Huzi said it, I still decided to bring the rod of good and evil, and asked Huzi to also carry the tool kit on his back.

Huzi asked me what I was doing with some things, and I told him, "You are the ruler of the destiny, there is nothing wrong wherever you go, just in case." “

Huzi looked at me stunned, and said to me after a long while: "Brother, you know a lot. "I was in a cold sweat, and I almost leaked my mouth.

Before leaving, I hesitated to bring the incense burner and incense. Later, I thought about it, it wasn't necessarily an accident, it wasn't necessary. Huzi and I didn't give it for nothing, aren't we like Haier brothers together?

Li Peng and I agreed to meet at the entrance of his funeral home, and he set 10 o'clock in the evening, which happened to be the last bus.

When we got out of the car and walked to the door of the funeral home, we saw an old-fashioned golden cup parked there, not only the headlights on, but also the roof lights. There is a big black flower tied to the front of the car, and the word "Lay" is pasted underneath.

When I got closer, I heard the Great Compassion Mantra in the car, which was a musical version. The boss of the stereo is making noise. It seems that Li Peng was afraid of himself, and told the ghosts of the past to pay attention and recite scriptures in the car······

When Li Peng saw the two of us coming, he excitedly stretched out a hand from the car window and waved it at us, and at the same time flashed double lights.

When he opened the door, we were both dumbfounded, only the co-pilot seat, and the back seats were all removed, and there was an empty simple coffin with the coffin lid on the side.

I asked Li Peng: "Does this mean that only one of us can sit in the front?" ”

Li Peng nodded helplessly, and Huzi was about to go into the co-pilot, but I pulled him down. I told him that we should all sit in the back, not that I was afraid, but it was still a little weird to think that I would pull the corpse for a while, and I would do it alone.

We got in the car and closed the door, and the car started. Li Peng stared intently ahead, and told us that there was a plastic bag near the back door next to the coffin, and all the food was inside.

I went over and saw that there were all kinds of sausages, chicken paw bread, and a dozen cold beers. I didn't dare to let Huzi see the wine, so I brought the food over, and we ate it on the spot.

I asked Li Peng if he wanted to eat some, and he told me to wait for a while and then find a place to stop and eat again.

The sound of the stereo shook my brain, and I said to Li Peng: "Fourth, you have turned off the Great Compassion Mantra, and the ability to repeat the play will not have much effect, let alone singing, which eminent monk have you seen singing to others?" ”

Li Peng's face turned red and he turned off the stereo embarrassedly. At this time, while gnawing on the chicken's paws, Huzi asked Li Peng: "I said, nephew, why are you so cowardly?" Without my brother's courage at all, I don't dare to pull a dead man by myself. ”

"Can you eat yours, how long have I just been apprenticed? My master didn't teach me anything! Li Peng said angrily.

Huzi actually did it on purpose, Li Peng's chicken-headed white face didn't move after speaking, and Huzi was chirping in the back, while baring his teeth and smiling evilly at me.

The car got on the highway from Yuhong District, and then got off the highway and got on the national highway. Huzi has no heart and lungs, and when he is full, he starts to nod and snore on the side. There was nothing else in the car except the sound of the road, and I was a little sleepy.

I slept for a while, and then I felt as if I was on a boat, just in time for a big wave on the sea, and it swayed to my stomach.

I woke up with a feeling of nausea, and I couldn't see anything outside the window. The car was moving very slowly, as if the ground was full of undulating bulges and potholes, and I said that I was seasick, and Li Peng was shaking my feelings.

"Where are you going?" I asked Li Peng in a daze.

"Ahh Li Peng suddenly exclaimed, if it weren't for the carport on his head, it is estimated that he would have rushed out directly.

This thing looked back and saw that it was me, and complained with a pale face: "You suddenly spoke at night, you want to scare me to death?" ”

I'm speechless, so what should I do? If I knocked on his seat, it scared him even more.

Just thinking about it, I heard a "bang", my head hit the seat I was driving directly, and Huzi was also shocked and woke up in a daze, he shouted: "What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong, what's the zombie?" ”