"Today, the cafeteria aunt gave us two more pieces of meat, hurry up and eat it, and continue to set up a stall after eating." The fat man held the lunch box and handed it to the thin man next to him. The thin man silently took it and opened the lunch box, one meat and two vegetables, okay.

"It's really good today, look at this dish, it also has meat oil, you can really eat more if you are so bad." As he spoke, the fat man sandwiched a few pieces of meat from the lunch box into the thin man's rice.

After a few minutes, the fat man licked off the remaining grains of rice and was about to clean up, when the thin man next to him was silent: "I can't eat so much, I'll share a little with you." After that, he put the lunch box in front of the fat man, and the fat man was a little stupid, "Okay, there is some income from the stall, and a few snacks in front of you, drink some at night." As he spoke, he used chopsticks to pick down some rice to himself, and the thin man poured the lunch box slightly, "Add some vegetable soup." ”

After eating enough, they came to the stall, and the pedestrians came and went, carrying two young people hanging a signboard "Feng Shui is a little clear, and the yin and yang gossip is in the heart." "Horizontal batch" is a hexagram. "Pedestrians come and go to look at this strange thing in this world, two young people will also be able to tell fortunes, but it is also an interesting thing, look at the age of strangulation but when you graduate from college, you can read a few idle books, you have to look at it.

"Little brother, will you do the math for me?" A woman in casual clothes walks through the crowd. Looking at the glint in her eyes, I thought it must be ill-intentioned. The fat man didn't care, looking at the "turbulent ups and downs", he couldn't help but feel a little uneasy and settled.

"What does my sister do, marriage is still a career." The fat man swallowed and said.

"Don't be busy first, the little girl wants to ask how to charge a hexagram." The woman asked with a blinking look of confusion.

"Then there is a point of attention, 'gold' is not necessarily money, it may also be something else." The fat man laughed a little silly.

"What's that? Can you tell the little girl? The woman leaned forward, and the bottomless scenery gave the fat man an unobstructed view.

"A great omen!" The fat man sighed, and as he spoke, he was about to grab the woman's palm carefully, but he didn't think about it, and as soon as he grabbed it, he was slapped in the face, and in a stunned face, the woman said coldly: "Hooligans!" He abandoned the stall and left, leaving the surrounding spectators and stall owners laughing.

"Well, fatty, I have a good red potion, I'll give you a bottle."

"Come on, come on, if the fat man has a fire, let's help you raise donations, how about asking someone to help break your child's body?"

"Fat man...."

"Go, go, go." The fat man sat chasing mosquitoes, as if trying to disperse the others.

Seeing this, everyone also smiled and left.

Looking at the palm-sized red mark on the fat man's face, the thin man wanted to laugh a little but held back. It's a little funny to think that some time ago I was deceived into being a "bull-nosed old way" together.

The two of them, the fat man is called Chen Chao, and the thin man is called Chen Jiahuan, although they have the same surname, they are not their own brothers, they are classmates in college, and after graduation, they also have a job selling houses, thinking about working hard to earn more, but in the end, the house market has been sluggish in recent years, and the money is not earned, but the money is in the rent. I thought about changing my business at the beginning of the New Year this year, but I didn't have to be abducted by the fat man to run into the rivers and lakes. Thinking of this, looking at the red marks on the fat man's face, my heart was a little dark. Looking at the robe on his body and the signboard on the stall, if there is no income, it seems that the food money will be lost in a few days.

"Fatty, help me keep an eye on the stall, I'll go apply fertilizer." The uncle at the next stall shouted.

"Well, you're at ease." The fat man looked in the mirror and said. This uncle is a good person, others call him a fool, he also listens and laughs, this simple appearance is the same as a fat man, and he often takes some of the dishes made by the mother-in-law on the food street next door that are not good-looking and cannot be sold to the stall owners on the street to eat.

After ten minutes of not seeing the uncle come back, the fat man looked wrong, saw that there were fewer people on the street, and his eyes flashed, so he said to the thin man: "Ah Huan, you go to help the foolish uncle collect and receive the goods, it seems that today's business is a little unsuccessful." With that, he cleaned up the stall.

"It's only three o'clock, so early to close the stall?" The thin man was a little reluctant.

"Sensei, let's go back after packing up." The thin man reluctantly helped put away the stupid uncle's stall.

But I didn't think about it After cleaning up, I saw someone shouting: "The chengguan is here." The sound of the stalls clanging around, and at this time, the fat two had already pedaled the tricycle and ran.

Back to the residence, looking at the room of more than a dozen square halls and one bathroom, two steps to the opposite wall. The two fat men collapsed on the couch panting.

"Brother Chao, how did you know that the chengguan came?" The thin man asked curiously;

"Your super brother knows everything, and he counts everything in the world." The fat man smoked the four-dollar red plum, and said in a mysterious way.

"Yesterday, the TV said that Jiulong Mountain is going to re-plan the scenic area, that is, the city leaders are going to come to check?" The thin man thought about it and lit a cigarette for himself.

"Yo, my fat uncle's IQ has increased a lot." The fat man looks like a teachable child.

As soon as the words fell, there was a knock on the door.

"Knock Knock"

"Fatty, I heard you speak, hurry up and open the door and come out."

"Shhhhh The two of them were silent.

Continue to listen to the landlord outside and continue to shout: "Why didn't you pay the rent last month?" After a few roars, footsteps were heard.

The thin man was about to extinguish the cigarette, but the fat man hurriedly stopped him, "Slow down." After a few minutes, I listened to the landlord say to himself: "It seems that there is really no one inside, could it be that I am hallucinating?" Then there was the sound of footsteps.

A few minutes later, the burnt soot fell on the thin man's leg, and he tore it off in a hurry.

"Looks like it's really gone." The thin man stood up and walked to the toilet, "I'll go take a shower." ”

In the evening, there was another knock on the door. The fat man opened the door, and his voice was not turned up 8 degrees. "Fluttershy, you're here." As he spoke, he walked into the room, "Come and sit down." ”

"I said don't call me Sister Fluttershy, I'm 98, you're 97, no matter how you look at it, you're older than me!" Fluttershy, formerly known as Chen Xiaodi, is a caterer in a large supermarket, half a head shorter, with a few spots on his face and round-rimmed glasses.

"You see that 98 and 97 are bigger, it must be 98, isn't it?" The fat man continued to smile innocently.

"Come on, I'm not going into your kennel." As he spoke, he held up a plastic bag and handed it to the fat man; "Here's what's left over from my shop, you probably haven't had dinner either, so don't dislike it, take it and eat it." The fat man took the plastic bag with a smile and smiled: "That dare, we are not picky eaters." ”

"Okay, I'm angry when I look at you, I'm leaving." With that, Chen Xiaodie turned around and left.

"Come on, Miss Fluttershy, go slowly!."

"Chao Chen, you can call me Sister Fluttershy again!" Said that he made a knife and slashed a few times on the fat man's shoulder.

"Hmph." The head won't be gone.

"Chen Xiaodie sent some leftovers again?" Ah Huan hung this towel around his neck and walked out of the toilet. "Well, you don't have to go hungry at night." As he spoke, he opened the plastic band.

"Well, that's a good girl." The fat man closed the door and thought.

After the meal, the two smoked idle cigarettes, watched the news broadcast, according to the fat man's words, pay attention to the world's major events, isn't it what everyone should do?

Suddenly, the fat man said, "Ah Huan, go open the door." ”

"What's wrong?"

"Knock knock."

"Chen Banxian?" Uncle Fool knocked on the door and said.

Ah Huan opened the door, only to see the foolish uncle carrying skewers and a few bottles of two-pot heads into the door.

"Well, you two boys have eaten, can you still eat skewers?"

"Of course, the skewers with white wine are as happy as a fairy." The fat man said, handing over the cigarette.

"Come on, bring me some cups." Uncle Fool took the cigarette and lit it, the smoke was ethereal, and it was really a bit of a fairy.

"Come on, come on, thank you two boys for helping me pull the goods, otherwise I will be scolded to death by my mother-in-law today today, go one." Uncle Fool raised his glass and said, and the three of them touched the glass and snorted it down.

After three rounds of drinking, Ah Huan lay on the table with a red face.

"Fatty, you two have just come out of society, what kind of business can't you do, what kind of stall do you want." Uncle Fool said with a wine burp.

"It's okay, if I encounter a good livelihood, I'll just do it again." The fat man said happily.

"Okay, although your stupid uncle goes south and north, he has no culture, but we also have to walk out of a 'bright road'."

"That is, our goal this year is to get out of the 'bright road'." The fat man chimed in.

"You kid have to work harder, okay, I'll go first." Saying that, the foolish uncle got up drunkly and walked out of the door.

"Well, then you go slowly, and when it's time to get back to me, I'll get a message."

closed the door, cleaned up the remnants, and wanted to put Ah Huan on the bed, only to see Ah Huan staring at him with his eyes open.

"What's wrong?"

"You are an honor student in college, and you are a person who is more serious about going to school than me, I heard the class leader say that there are a few good job opportunities on the head teacher's side, why don't you go?"

"If I don't go, he can still force me to go."

"That's not what you mean, you should know that the head teacher still values you very much. Besides, even if you don't go, you can stay at home, although your family is not rich, but your father didn't leave a house and an inheritance of more than one million. ”

"Come on, I'm the one who wants to be a saint."

"Saint, saint, you are big, shouting every day to be a saint, you can't eat enough, you can't wear warm, you are very happy, right!"

"You're drunk, come on, come and go to bed early."

"I didn't..." Before the words fell, Chen Chao covered Ah Huan's mouth with his hand.

"Don't talk."

I saw a "knock knock" sound outside the door, and the fat man suddenly frowned.

"Who, in the middle of the night?" The fat man asked;

"I don't know if they're all asleep?" The fat man pretended to complain.

I only heard the "stupid uncle" shouting outside the door:

"I, Uncle Fool, I forgot to take something, come and get something."

Chen Chao's mobile phone vibrate, and a text message was sent with the note "Uncle Fool":

"Fatty, I'm a fool's mother-in-law, thank you for helping my husband receive the goods today, the fool is already drunk and lying at home, you should also rest early."

The fat man handed the phone to Ah Huan, and Ah Huan couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat when he looked at this text message.

He pointed to the door and looked at the fat man with a look of horror. I saw that the fat man's eyebrows were soothed, and he said with a smile on his face:

"Don't panic, it's a ghost."