I, Huang Zhiming, am the undertaker who inherits the family craft.

My family has been in this business for three generations, and I can't say that I can't look down on life and death, but I'm used to corpses.

In this closed room, there is only one exit from the gate, but it reflects that there are all kinds of strange ways to die in the world, and their deaths are not the same, and the fragility of human beings is particularly dazzling here.

"Brother Rhubarb, this was sent yesterday, and the funeral will be held tomorrow, so hurry up this night."

This is my roommate Chen Junyuan in my university dormitory, and we are contracted to serve a road. Yes, it is a road service, and we are jokingly called the Western 'death drama' crew by others in the same profession.

I don't know if the school deliberately arranged us in the same dormitory.

Our usual communication is full of jargon and jargon.

I put aside my thoughts and gently pulled away the white cloth of the deceased, who could be seen to be a man on the neck, but there was a dog-like bite mark on his neck.

I covered it with a white cloth and said to Chen Junyuan, "Captain, you know the rules of our business. ”

"Yes, yes, but the customer is in a hurry, and I can't help it."

Huang Zhiming still refused: "You also do this at home, so you naturally know that there are many things that we must not touch." ”

He left the body in place, walked out of the mortuary by himself, and beckoned Chen Junyuan to come out.

He stayed in the mortuary for a long time with the sun in his eyes, not only would the yang energy on his body be somewhat lost, but his heart would also be a little distorted, and the sun was indeed a good solution.

Huang Zhiming basking in the sun and leaning against the wall, there are black and gray on all sides of the wall, and only Huang Zhiming is leaning on this position without being polluted, it can be seen that Huang Zhiming has been basking in the sun in this position for a long time, he took out his mobile phone and said, "Say it." ”

I saw Chen Junyuan take out a cigarette, light it in his mouth, and said, "I'm getting married recently." ”

"I'm a little poor, and my mother-in-law wants a dowry of 200,000 yuan."

"I haven't saved enough money yet."

Huang Zhiming was a little silent and said, "Do you want so much?" ”

Chen Junyuan nodded.

Chen Junyuan continued: "That's the case, and the banquet in the back and the like, there is really no money in the back. ”

Huang Zhiming said: "How much is this order, and you want to take such a risk?" ”

"It's good, this family is quite rich, so rich that you can't imagine it. They give us a handout, and we don't have to work for a long time. ”

After speaking, Chen Junyuan put the cigarette butt still on the ground, stepped on it, looked at Huang Zhiming with a pleading look and said, "Brother Rhubarb, do me a favor." ”

"You're the best at my craft."

"If you don't help me, I'm going to have a problem."

Huang Zhiming nodded with some understanding, and said to Chen Junyuan: "Call the fat man, Yijie, and Qin Xin to come over." ”

"It's time for our 'crew' to not get together for a long time."

……

The same mortuary, five people and one corpse, seemed somewhat crowded. They gathered in front of one body. watched Huang Zhiming lift the white cloth and look at the bite marks on the corpse's neck.

The fat man spoke first and said, "Well, tell me how this is going to be done." ”

"Stop him from turning into a corpse, and let him finish his makeup." Huang Zhiming said silently.

"We all five of us understand the rules of this line, don't you want this rule?" Ichijo interjected.

"A gentleman does not erect a dangerous wall." The fat man continued.

"The head of the househouse is getting married." Huang Zhiming ignored them and continued to add: "No money." ”

Chen Junyuan only spoke at this time: "Well, I'm getting married." The fat man immediately opened his mouth to congratulate: "Congratulations, congratulations, this thing is easy to say." ”

"No problem, I've brought the tools." A section seemed to decide something, said with a blank face.

"If the head of the dormitory wants to help, I'll bring the tools with me." A man with a small black mark on the corner of his mouth spoke.

"When the matter is over, I will definitely invite you to have a drink!" Chen Junyuan made gestures from his own sect.

"As it should be!" The fat man and the others also responded with their own gestures.

……

The fat man analyzed: "When I came here, I saw from a distance that there was a dark cloud above my head, and I wanted rhubarb to be a place that I hadn't purified for a long time." ”

Rhubarb said: "Things are busy, I don't have time. ”

Everyone was silent for a moment and looked at Qin Xin.

I saw Qin Xin smile and said, "I will naturally come to this matter." ”

"Who will do this to prevent yin qi from entering the body and causing the corpse to change?"

The fat man said to himself with a preemptive face: "Of course I'll do this." ”

"Which one is strong in super professional, Z City in S Province is looking for a fat man."

"In order to prevent the invasion of demons outside, one needs to be safe outside."

Ichizaku pursed his lips and said, "I'll come." ”

"In order to be able to control the corpse..."

"I'll do this." Rhubarb said.

Chen Junyuan jumped up and said, "What about me! What about me! ”

The crowd looked at him and was silent for a while, unable to make a sound for a long time.

I only heard a grunt, a sound coming from the fat man's belly, and he said solemnly and earnestly: "I'm hungry, I think we don't need a man to bring food." ”

Chen Junyuan: --!

……

The fat man took out a piece of paper money and candles and silver treasures that he had brought.

Candles were lit in the northeast of the house, a few incense sticks were lit, and an iron basin was taken out to burn some paper money and silver treasures.

The fat man returned to the room and watched a section change out of his usual casual clothes, dressed in golden equipment, so that the fat man couldn't open his eyes.

I saw a section wearing gold armor and silver, wearing a bronze helmet with a slight vicissitudes of life, holding a vajra sword that was inviolable.

When the fat man saw this scene, he remembered his own line: a wooden sword, a broken road suit, and a floating dust?

sighed quietly in his heart: "MD, it would be great if Lao Tzu had this line, install X artifact." ”

Seeing that Yijie was sitting on a chair and closing his eyes to recuperate, the fat man shook his head helplessly and walked into the door.

And Qin Xin at the passage looked in the mirror, his face was painted with white powder, and he couldn't help but smile when he saw the fat man's aggrieved look: "Was it blinded by a section of equipment?" ”

The fat man showed a decadent look, lit a cigarette and said, "This thing is fate, and we can't ask for it." ”

"Is it just panicking?" Qin Xin picked up the fat man's words.

"Yes, yes."

"TMD, this is the B artifact!"

“……”

Qin Xin looked at the fat man's exaggerated expression and foul language, and his face was still smiling, as if he was used to him like this.

After listening to the fat man, he shook his head and said, "After speaking, hurry up and prepare, this time may not be easy." ”

I saw the fat man roll his eyes and walk into the mortuary.

Seeing the fat man's scene, he shrugged his shoulders and continued to draw his makeup in the mirror.

The fat man entered the mortuary and watched as Rhubarb placed the body on a piece of paper full of symbols, surrounded by his imprints.

"As a last resort?" The fat man found a place to stand and talk.

"Yes."

The strokes in Huang Zhiming's hand stopped, and he said to the fat man, "You can start." ”

I saw the fat man clenching his palm, turning around, only to see him wearing a crown of clothes, dressed in fine clothes, holding a scroll, and reciting softly: "I am good at cultivating the spirit of Haoran..."

Hearing this voice, a section outside the door opened his eyes angrily, the sword was out of the body, the tip of the sword was in contact with the ground, and a section stood with a sword to deter all directions.

And Qin Xin on the roof was wearing armor, his face was decorated in black and white like 'Zhong Kui', holding a red-tasseled spear and three feathers on his back, standing erected in the air.