vs 583 This analogy is too fucked up

Back at home, Chen sat back in front of the TV with a heavy heart.

At this time, it has been broadcast on TV, White Lotus was injured and aborted lying on the bed with tears streaming down her face, the male protagonist was carefully cared for on the side, and the female protagonist was punished to kneel in front of a concubine and be humiliated.

Seeing that the heroine's hair was slightly messy, with a desperate face, and kneeling on the ground in pain, Chen Liangliang suddenly changed the channel with some grievances, because she knew that it was impossible for the director to change the male lead, and the female protagonist would forgive the male protagonist in the end no matter how the male protagonist tortured her. As for the White Lotus, it is definitely a bamboo basket for nothing. In the end, it is harmful to others and oneself.

Xing Xianyi saw that the little daughter-in-law changed the channel without watching an episode, and he had some doubts in his heart, so he asked, "Don't you watch it?" ”

"Well, I decided to watch the news and understand the national situation." Chen smiled.

Xing Xianyi gently hugged his little daughter-in-law into his arms, "Well, let's watch it together and understand it together." ”

At this time, after the news finished talking about a newly opened railway, it changed to another topic, and the content of the story was that after a cadre of human traffickers was arrested, they were honestly confessing and striving for a chance to be lenient.

Chen Jingli suddenly said: "Husband, you said that the traffickers were arrested, is it better to shoot them immediately." ”

"Why do you say that?" Xing Xianyi asked rhetorically.

Chen took a look at the TV and said: "I personally think so, they may be so unscrupulous because the punishment is not severe enough." And those thieves, too, should be punished severely. I heard a girl in our class say that thieves in their village are very serious, and finally one day, they caught a thief, but they didn't go to the police, but directly killed them, and hung at the entrance of the village, and then the police knew and didn't say anything, and in the end, there were no thieves in their village. ”

Xing Xianyi said very seriously: "Although the approach is a bit extreme, but this is really provoked, otherwise, how could you do such a stupid thing." ”

Chen nodded very seriously, and then said with a little disdain: "Then there is a Holy Mother White Lotus in our class. Wow, it's terrible, you're so cruel, even though you're a thief, you're also a human being, don't you just steal something? As for killing people? You guys are so cruel. ”

Then the classmate retorted that the thief had stolen more than once, and all of them were stealing some of the money of the elderly who went out to work when their children were not around, and some of them just stepped on the point, watched the family go out, and then burglarized. The police arrested them and locked them up for a few days at most, and then when they came out, they continued to steal. ”

Our Lady White Lotus retorted disapprovingly, "Can the old lady in the countryside have a few dollars, steal it, steal something, and the crime will not lead to death, so will you kill people?" Murder is a felony punishable by shooting. It's terrible to be uneducated. ”

"Then the White Lotus also said, if you give him some money, maybe he will be able to repay you if he has a good income. But you killed him so cruelly, the villagers of your village are very poor, and the poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people. Don't say you're my classmate in the future. ”

"I'm sick in the head." Xing Xianyi said unceremoniously.

Chen rolled her eyes and said, "Our whole class thinks she's sick. It seems that everyone is willing to be in the same class as her, especially rejecting her. Then she went to the teacher's side to make a small report, saying that her classmates rejected her and wanted to change classes or something. ”

"Not everyone thought it was right, but they didn't complain about a habitual sniffle. The police caught a habitual thief who couldn't do anything, and the Virgin White Lotus actually said to give him some money, and he would have a chance. If he were a self-motivated person, he wouldn't steal. It is only the Virgin White Lotus who sympathizes with such people and should lock them up for people to spit on. ”

Xing Xianyi rubbed the top of her little daughter-in-law's hair and said, "Actually, there are a lot of White Lotus Lotuses like you said, just ignore them." Then Xing Xianyi opened the topic and said, "The old man's gift, aren't you going to open it and take a look?" ”

Chen immediately said happily: "Yes, I haven't seen the gift yet, come, let's see what grandpa bought for us." ”

Xing Xianyi raised his eyebrows and said, "It's a gift for you, this old man is quite partial." ”

Chen rolled his eyes: "It's quite partial, give me a gift, and then say good things for you." ”

Xing Xianyi was embarrassed, the old man seemed to be partial to his little daughter-in-law, but he was actually thinking about his own grandson, "Daughter-in-law, I'm sorry, I promise that I won't make similar mistakes again in the future." ”

Chen pauses as he opens the gift. sighed and said, "I'm angry because the person you saved had intentions for you. For example, there is a man who has taken a fancy to me, but I don't know it, and I also stripped naked in front of him, and you say, if you are forced, do I blame him or myself. ”

"......" Xing Xianyi's face was green, this analogy is too fucked.

"You don't need Assistant He, who knows the most about the situation at that time, Ye Hui, who is the most suitable to solve the problem, is also present, but you are the one who is Xiangaga. Aren't you afraid that she will haunt you and not let go? ”

"......" Xing Xianyi was silent, he didn't seem to think about it.

Chen sighed and said: "The only thing you can say is that you are right to save people, but after you save people, it will bring me a lot of psychological distress, but you didn't consider it at all." There are some things, it's not you who say it, I don't like her, I'm sincere to you, and I can solve the problem, if that woman really has intentions for you, that sentence can't make her back down at all. ”

Xing Xianyi was a little happy in her heart, it turned out that the little daughter-in-law was angry because she was jealous, rubbed the top of her hair, and said dotingly: "After so many years, maybe we are worried about nothing?" Although Xing Xianyi didn't think that the words 'unfounded worries' contained him, he still subconsciously said the two together.

Chen said with a serious face: "It's definitely not groundless, with my woman's intuition, and the look in the eyes of the Western restaurant owner when he said that his daughter was worried about you just now, I can judge very accurately that the daughter of the Western restaurant owner has no intention of dying to you at all, and even regarded you as his own man for a long time." But I can't stop other women from coveting you, but I'm going to be disgusting, you know? ”

Xing Xianyi nodded, just as he knew that some people coveted his little daughter-in-law, and he was very unhappy, but he couldn't do anything about it.

Chen said with a disgusted face: "Next, they will definitely try their best to invite you to dinner or something, you can look at it, the matter is not over." ”

Xing Xianyi looked at his little daughter-in-law, his eyes were full of spoiling, and he said with a smile: "If they dare to deliberately bury you, I will let them disappear from S City." ”

Chen raised his eyebrows and hummed: "This is what you said, don't be a mess when you see the little lover of the year." ”

Xing Xianyi frowned dissatisfiedly and said: "What a little lover, I only have a wife, called Chen Liang, no bullshit little lover." ”

These words are very useful to Chen Liang, and he said with a smile: "Don't they all say that their daughter is their father's little lover in her previous life?" Do you think if we give birth to a daughter, we will spoil her as a princess? ”

When it came to giving birth to a child, Xing Xianyi was inexplicably a little repulsed in his heart, and said with disgust: "I really don't know who was the first to say this, a good daughter, she was stunned and became a junior and clothes." Little lover, little padded jacket. Who came up with it. ”

"You're a man." Chen was suddenly speechless.

Xing Xianyi said very seriously: "Originally, think about it, what is a lover?" A man must have had a wife in his previous life, so why is he still a lover, it is obvious that he is unfaithful to his wife. The strange thing is that she has become a daughter in this life, is this an opportunity for a man to take care of his lover, or is it a trouble for a man's current wife? The lover in the previous life may have been by him, and he will become his daughter in this life, you give me a try. ”

Chen coughed and said, "Husband, let's change the topic." ”

"Okay, daughter-in-law, what do you want to eat in a while?" Xing Xianyi asked.

Chen looked at the exquisite Hunan embroidery works in his hand and said, "Let's take a look at the refrigerator first, there is probably nothing to eat in it." ”

Xing Xianyi immediately got up and said, "Yes, you open the gift slowly first, I'll take a look, if not, we'll go out and deal with it." ”

Chen Liangliang responded: "Well, go to the supermarket after eating, and prepare your aunt's towel." ”

Xing Xianyi sighed a little depressed and said, "Alas, daughter-in-law, you said that you are pregnant, don't you have to worry about your aunt's problem." ”

Chen glanced at the man, raised his eyebrows and said, "Well, don't worry, but you can't have intercourse in the first trimester and three months in the third trimester." In the middle, it is better not to have intercourse. ”

"Well, a year has passed." Xing Xianyi looked complaining.

Chen nodded and said, "Well, so, many men will cheat on their wives when they are pregnant." ”

"It's such a heavy topic, let's not talk about it." After speaking, Xing Xianyi slipped into the kitchen.

Soon Xing Xianyi's voice came from the kitchen.

"Beef, eggs, ham, and half a cabbage, two tomatoes. Let's go out to eat. ”

Chen replied: "These ingredients are enough, stir-fried beef with cabbage, fried tomatoes with eggs, and a ham and bamboo shoot soup." ”

Xing Xianyi said in surprise: "Daughter-in-law, just this little thing, you can also make a dish, admire." ”

Chen snorted and said, "You don't pat yourself on the back, your anger hasn't subsided." You make dinner today. ”

"......" Xing Xianyi said with a little flattery: "Daughter-in-law, I'll have no problem cooking, but don't be angry, okay." ”

While admiring the gifts that the old man brought back to her from various places, Chen replied, "Look at your performance." ”

Xing Xianyi felt helpless in his heart, and responded: "Just look at it." ”

Chen smiled and didn't speak, although she was still very unhappy in her heart, but if she lost this man like this, wouldn't it be cheaper for others.