Chapter 230 Grandma is going to play you to death!
The originally serious siege and defense battle was stirred up by Xiang Zixi, and it completely changed its taste!
Xiahou Junhao blinked his eyes and asked Xiang Zixi: "You just asked me to bring the family members of the captain and the chief captain of the Right Route Army to the city, but according to me, there are hundreds of people on the city wall, to say the least, right?" How do you find other people's families? โ
Xiang Zixi smiled: "Where do I have time to find the families of other squadron leaders and squad leaders!" Except for dozens of genuine people, the others are all foreign aid I invited, or extras! โ
"Huh? โโโโ" Xiahou Junhao's eyes widened suddenly.
In the crowd, Qian Yingying kept shouting excitedly, her acting skills were realistic, as if her brother was really in the other party's camp, tears flowed, and her words were sincere, and the genuine family members who listened were a little unbearable.
"Alas, girl, your brother has also been forcibly pulled back to the army!" An eldest lady wiped the corners of her eyes and said: "This general of the Right Route Army, who is full of food, has to make some rebellion in this prosperous world, and still forces my son to join the army!" Pity my son who has just gotten married, and he hasn't left a man and a woman yet! โ
"That's it! This right-wing general is said to also have bad habits! Qian Yingying lowered her voice and said mysteriously to the eldest lady: "It is said that this general has always liked beautiful women, especially handsome men. Alas, my brother wanted to run away several times because of this, but he was arrested and beaten violently! And then the general did not allow the soldiers to write home about the real situation! If I hadn't happened to meet my eldest brother who was out on patrol, how would I have known that my brother would be so miserable! โ
The words made the eldest lady lose her face and cry even harder: "My son! My miserable son! Go home quickly! Your daughter-in-law is about to give birth! But if you die on the battlefield, how will you let our orphans and widows live! โโโโโ
Little Fat kept waving the handkerchief in his hand, crying and howling wolf: "Husband! You're coming back! I'm going to give birth, why are you so ruthless! I tell you, if you don't come back, I won't give birth to my mother! I'll cuckold you, old lady! โ
Poofโโโโ someone in his camp laughed unkindly.
Chubby also roared at the top of his voice: "My brother! You have been a soldier for two years, our father is dead, and our mother's eyes are blind when you think about it! Our mother doesn't blink an eye! You're coming back! โโโโโ
Looking at that group of imposters, crying more sad than the real thing, Xiahou Junhao was completely speechless.
And in Princess Ziqing's camp, this time it was a real fryer, and they all went around with the ants on the hot pot, and they all asked for a temporary truce, otherwise it would be troublesome if they angered Xiahou Junhao.
A soldier can not be afraid of death, but he can't ignore the life and death of his old wife, wife and children! They are also human beings, not out of the cracks of stones!
When Ziqing saw the scene in front of her, she couldn't describe it with a blue face, it was simply not human!
"Xiang Zixi, you, you are so ruthless!" Princess Ziqing also grew up in a serious study, has read countless military books, and has performed countless sand table deductions, but she has never encountered such a war!
Is this war? My dear mother, did you tell me this is war?!
Xiang Zixi saw that the fire was almost over, and ordered someone to dump leaflets down from the wall, which was a slip of the tongue and lyrics that everyone rushed out frantically while wailing.
Those flyers swayed, and as the wind blew into Princess Ziqing's camp, many people picked them up from the ground and cried!
The flyer depicts a rickety old woman, looking at the intersection at the edge of the village with tears in her eyes, a young woman with a big belly and immobility kneeling on her share to burn paper, and a young child shouting daddy with tears and snot.
Princess Ziqing saw that her military spirit was unstable, and immediately grabbed a spear and shot a soldier who was crying like a tearful man, and roared angrily: "Whoever dares to pick it up again will be killed!" โ
Hearing Princess Ziqing's order, some people were afraid of being killed, so they silently threw all the leaflets they picked up at their feet, but the firmness in their eyes had already begun to waver.
Everyone is reflecting on whether it is really right for them to follow the Ziqing uprising? Are the promises she really wants to pursue?
Xiang Zixi saw that Princess Ziqing's right army had re-stabilized the army's morale, and sneered: "My killing move is not only this one!" Guys, start singing! โโโโโ
So, the people of the whole city gate put down their weapons at the same time, and began to sing with a roar: "Little cabbage, the ground is yellow."
At the age of three or two, there is no father
It's better to follow my mother
I'm afraid of my mother, my father
Married to my stepfather, three and a half years
gave birth to a younger brother, who is better than me
Daddy, the peach blossoms are blooming, and the apricot blossoms are red
I want to kiss my father, who knows
My father misses me, a gust of wind
I want to kiss my father, in a dream
My brother eats noodles, and I drink soup
Pick up the bowl and burst into tears."
After singing the little cabbage, I sang that only my mother is good in the world! I don't believe in singing or crying about you!
Under the initiative of Xiang Zixi, good guys, thousands of people sang "Only Mother is Good in the World" together. Singing and singing, the soldiers on Xiahou Junhao's side began to cry, not to mention the soldiers who had left their homes on the other side of the city gate!
A group of big men hugged each other and cried bitterly!
That scene, that posture, embattled and light, this group of people don't cry out their intestines! All of them are a handful of snot and a handful of tears, crying is a broken liver and intestines, speechless and condensing!
Xiahou Junhao was completely dumbfounded when he saw this scene!
At this time, Xiang Zixi wiped his tears, and shouted at the other side with a loudspeaker: "Brothers, we are all people who have fathers and mothers to honor and wives and children to take care of!" We are all good children and grandchildren with filial piety, how can we watch the mother who gave birth to us and raised us with a handful of and a handful of urine, holding our ashes and spilling tears on our clothes! How can we watch our charming wife remarry with our son, let our son take someone else's surname, call someone else's father, and be scolded as a dog if he doesn't have enough food and clothing! โ
The crying is louder below, Princess Ziqing has no tricks this time, she can't give an order to prohibit crying, right?
Xiang Zixi continued to tell sensationally: "We left our family and business to come to the barracks, one is to achieve our heroic dream, but we are first and foremost a man!" He is a man who stands up to the sky! Parents are not far away, and the son wants to be filial and not treated! How can we bear to let the gray-haired old lady go to the grave for her son on crutches on Qingming Festival? How can we let our father, who has been tired of life, bend over, send a white-haired person to a black-haired person? How can we let us be our precious sons and have no father and mother from now on, become orphans without fathers and mothers, be discriminated against, insulted and beaten by others! โ
"We can be impulsive for the sake of ideals, but we must be rational for the sake of our families! Now, the emperor is willing to ignore his past suspicions, open his powerful arms, and embrace each of our brothers vigorously! Come back! Let's go back to the mother's arms, go back to the wife, and hug our good son hard! As long as you abandon the darkness and turn to the light now, the emperor promises not to blame the past and never punish! And each brother has a three-month vacation, three times the salary, paid leave, and goes home to reunite with his wife and children and parents! โ
Xiang Zixi's hysterical sensational speech, constantly describing a beautiful prospect and a beautiful life for each other.
"My dear brothers, come and see your gray-eyed parents, and look at your wives, their relatives who have worked hard for this family, and whose hands are calloused but still have no regrets! They are eagerly awaiting your return! Come back, children, come back, this is your home! โ
A person in the barracks of the Right Army threw down the weapon in his hand and said fiercely: "Even if it is a military order, Lao Tzu will not do it!" Lao Tzu wants to go home! Lao Tzu has to serve his parents and take care of his wife and children! โ
This man's words immediately resonated, and more and more people put down their weapons and shouted: "We want to go home!" Go home! Go home! Go home!! โ
Seeing that the opponent's military heart was completely disintegrated by himself, a faint smile appeared on the corner of Xiang Zixi's mouth.
Xiang Zixi stopped the miserable singing on his side and continued: "Princess Ziqing, are you still waiting for King Qi's assistance? I'm very sorry to inform you, King Qi won't be coming to help you! You've been completely given up by him! In other words, you are nothing more than a pawn for him to give up, along with your identity and everything you have! Although she could keep the whole world to expose Princess Ziqing's background, she still didn't do that, because it would be too damaging.
Princess Ziqing couldn't hold back any longer, and suddenly rushed out of the barracks, stood under the city gate, and looked at Xiang Zixi with a distorted face: "Okay, I admit that I Ziqing underestimated you!" You're ruthless! Xiang Zixi, do you dare to go head-to-head with me! If I lose, I'll surrender! If you lose, you're going to get out of the gates! โ
"Yo! Do you have a fever? Still heads-up? Are you stupid yourself, and you should be stupid as others? Xiang Zixi squinted at Princess Ziqing under the city gate with disdain, and said lazily: "What do you think I have worked so hard to make so many troublesome things for?" โ
"What? โโโโ" Princess Ziqing's face changed suddenly, and she was just about to turn around and flee, when she fell from the sky at this time, fell from a huge net, and firmly buckled the thunderous Princess Ziqing in the giant net!
"What?!" The general on the right, who was still sulking, was taken aback when he saw Princess Ziqing captured, and turned around and fled from the crowd.
"My brothers, the first offender has been captured, and our relatives are ready to welcome your return!" Xiang Zixi pointed to the sky with one hand and held the horn in the other, and roared vigorously: "Long live peace!" Long live the Emperor! โ
"Long live peace! Long live my emperor, long live, long live! "All of them knelt down at the same time, both at the gates and under the gates!
At this moment, Xiang Zixi sincerely became a real goddess in the hearts of tens of thousands of people! Without moving a single soldier, he successfully captured the enemy leader with just a few words, and won a complete victory.
The soldiers who surrender without a fight, the world, only to cherish one person!
Many years later, Yaoguo's history books recorded that the historian respected this legendary woman very much!