Small house for rent inside.

"Ah Huan, help me massage it, my waist is a little straight." The fat man lay on the sofa and cried bitterly.

"Please, hurry up and lose weight." Ah Huan touched the fat on the fat man's back and pressed it hard.

The fat man wailed: "Kill the pig." ”

"No pain, no notice, no notice."

“……”

Ah Huan was massaging while thinking about last night's events;

After the two ghosts came in last night, the fat man's 'second senior brother' suddenly came and left Bajie's coffin shop with the two ghosts and the baby bear.

Thinking back to his eyes, he looked at the fat man and asked, "Fat man, do you think their family will go to the eighteenth layer of hell?" ”

"Usually, yes."

"But you're not saying that their family didn't hurt people."

"yes, but if I hadn't been here, if I hadn't been there, something might have happened to Fluttershy."

“……”

"Even if it's a secular law, even if it's an attempted murder, it's punishable by jail."

"And in the yin, this is called disturbing the order of the yang world. If you are punished according to the crime, it is still quite large. ”

"How big?"

"Pull out your tongue." The fat man thought for a moment and continued to add: "Is it also possible that scissors?" Iron Tree? ”

Chen Chao then shook his head and said, "Anyway, it has nothing to do with us. ”

At the foot of Kowloon Mountain

The fat man and the two continued to open the shop.

Uncle Fool came over and asked, "Why didn't you two come over to set up a stall in the morning?" I see a customer waiting for you on the side. ”

"It's called fate wrong." The fat man's signature smile came out.

"If you can't make money, it's not the right fate." The fool tree shook his head and went back to his stall.

……

"Sir, can you do the math for me?" Ah Huan looked at a young man in his early twenties, with a sad face and a few tears on his face.

"What are you measuring?"

"I heard from a friend that your word test is very accurate, so I'll test the word." The young man said and wrote down the word "love".

Seeing this word, Ah Huan thought to herself: "Yo, I'm still a master trapped by love." ”

The fat man squinted at the word and said, "Young man, I can't measure this word, and you can't measure it anywhere." ”

"Why don't you happen, I have money." Seeing that the fat man was unexpected, the young man hurriedly took out three or five hundred yuan from his wallet.

"Zhou Yi gossip only asks about human affairs, not about ghosts and gods."

"Please come back, young man." Talking about the fat man, he took out his mobile phone and turned on the latest news.

As he spoke, the young man took out a hundred dollars, put them on the table, and thanked the fat man, and when he turned around, the fat man said, "Not a person from the same world, don't do the same thing." The young man turned to look. The fat man was still holding his phone, as if what he had just said was not what he had said.

Watching the young man walk away, Ah Huan picked up the red money on the stall and asked, "This is also that thing?" ”

The fat man picked up the book on the stall and slapped Ah Huan on the shoulder again and again and said, "What is that thing, what is it, what is that thing?" ”

The fat man threw the book aside and said unhurriedly: "Humans and ghosts are the same, and they are dignified. They also have their names and habits of being human during their lifetimes. ”

"There are even ghosts wandering around the world, and they don't know if they're dead or alive. And the corpse is the last refuge of the ghost in the yang world, and when they see their corpse, they can recall the past and the fact that they have died. ”

"So if you have a funeral or something, wherever you see it, see it and make way for it; If they are acquainted, they will put three sticks of incense on him and send him away sincerely. ”

"Gratuitous casual remarks will bring trouble to yourself, so why bother."

The fat man smiled: "It's a bit too much, it's not too late, and I'm going back." ”

……

At night, the fat man and Ah Huan watched the news on TV. The news is broadcasting: A piece of news is now on the air, at eight o'clock this evening, there was a woman in our city who was proposed to break up by her boyfriend, threatened the man on the bridge to get back together and said: "If you don't get back together, you will jump into the river and commit suicide." ”

Now transferred to the scene.

"Hello everyone, now I am in the middle of the Kowloon Bridge, you can see that the woman is now outside the railing of the bridge, according to the description of the police, the woman is now asking her boyfriend to come to him and threatening him to get back together by jumping into the river. Now the police have opened a cordon and are negotiating with the woman. ”

In the video, a woman in a white dress stood outside the railing, and the onlookers shouted at the woman one after another:

"Jump!"

"It's been half an hour, and you still can't jump?"

"If you don't jump again, I'll go."

“……”

The camera once again turned to the host at the scene, and the host said: "According to the information obtained from the police, the woman's boyfriend is already rushing to the scene. We hope that this incident will have a happy ending. This station XXX reports for you. ”

After saying that, the camera returned to the broadcast place, and the host said: "I hope this matter has a perfect ending." ”

"Okay, let's take a look at the next news ......"

And looking at the fat man and Ah Huan, there was a few minutes of silence.

"What do you think will happen to this woman?" Ah Huan asked

"I'll jump into the river." The fat man said with a blank expression.

There was silence for a few more minutes.

Ah Huan's eyes were distracted and continued: "What a beautiful woman, I yearn for it. ”

"It's very troublesome to talk about emotional matters."

"Let's see."

"The communication between people is really just the point."

"If you are too complacent, if you ask too much, you will be disgusted by others; If you give too little, others will mistakenly think you are stingy. ”

"It's the same with emotional things, if you give too much, and suddenly you don't give it, she will feel that you don't love her; If you give too little, she will also feel that you don't love her. ”

On the other hand, some people feel that they have given just right, and some people still feel unhappy; Why? ”

"Because the needs are different." The fat man lit a cigarette and said.

"What a guy needs is money, and a girl takes up more of his time. Do you dare to say it's the girl's fault? ”

"So the topic is back again, so is the relationship fair?"

"When you think about it, you understand that feelings are not fair. The so-called liking is nothing more than imposing one's feelings on another person. Feelings are not fair, it will change with people's gossip and various chicken soup texts, in the eyes of psychologists, it is really traceable, that is to say, 'feelings' can be quantified. ”

Seeing that Ah Huan was silent, the fat man smiled and said, "Don't you feel a little heavy?" ”

"Then let's talk about the rest."

"You just asked me if that girl could jump."

"I said, I can jump."

"It was never her boyfriend and the police who crushed that girl, it was the lively crowd."

"And they never take the blame, they don't feel guilty about it. All they would say would be: what a jump. And then feel pity. When I met people behind my back, I proudly said: I was at that scene, how was that girl, and finally sighed, saying how sorry and so on. ”

"When they are not in a desperate situation, they never seem to experience that feeling of despair. One person said, two people said that there were still police officers who would arrest and reprimand them, and a group of people said. Scold. Chen Chao chuckled and said.

Haven't you heard that the law is not responsible?