"Fujun, there are still a number of ghosts outside the door that have not yet been judged, you see?"

"Yes, I'll go over right away." At this time, if Ah Huan was here, he would be surprised, this 'Mansion Jun' was none other than the fat man who shouted 'Second Senior Brother'.

Fu Jun was about to go out, after thinking for a while, he turned his head to look at his subordinates and said expressionlessly: "Lin Juan, what do you say adolescent boys need?" ”

It seems that this female ghost Lin Juan did not go to reincarnation, but was promoted to be a bad guy.

Lin Juan hurriedly said, "Fu Jun is talking about Mr.? ”

"Forget it, it's nothing, you go and tell the bull head and horse noodles: pick the flowers on the other side and a scoop of water from the Santu River as usual." After saying that, Fu Jun left without looking back.

"Stay with my brother." A golden light rushed from the sky.

"Big brother." Fu Jun turned around and saluted his junior brother, but continued to walk without looking back and said, "Senior brother, please wait for me for a while." ”

"Tut-tut, this kid is still too upright, not as sleek as me." Senior Brother said slowly.

Then he threw a ball of golden light to Lin Juan, "This thing will also be given to the little junior brother together." Another flash of golden light flashed, and the figure was gone.

At the foot of Kowloon Mountain

The fat man is still selling, "The iron mouth is straight off, and the hexagram is a thousand gold." ”

"It's not allowed to go unpaid."

"Let's take a look."

“……”

"Come on, you stinky boy, how can you tell fortunes and sell people." The foolish uncle couldn't stand it, so he came over and reprimanded.

The stall owners next door couldn't stand it anymore and shouted: "Come on, fatty, look at the half-immortal race on the street, where do people sit seriously, won't the business come back?" ”

"You also make my brother's ears clean and clean."

"That's it."

“。。。。。。”

"Oh, you know what marketing, as the saying goes, 'the smell of wine is also afraid of deep alleys.'" My Chen Banxian is skilled, but no one knows the goods. The fat man sneered and sarcastically.

As soon as they heard this, the stall owners next to them shouted again:

"Well, Chen Banxian hasn't seen you count anyone accurately?"

"Yes, is Chen Banxian not good at technology?"

“……”

"Go and go." The foolish uncle couldn't stand it anymore and waved his hand to let the others leave,

"Okay, how old are you, talk nonsense with the two children." Uncle Fool said with a frown.

He turned his head to the fat man and said, "Fatty, you kid can't shout anymore, just sit seriously." As he spoke, he returned to his stall.

"Hahaha" There was a burst of laughter, and an old man passed through the crowd.

"Little brother, I just heard 'no money', right?" The old man smiled and sat down in front of the fat man's stall and said to the fat man.

"That's nature." The fat man also showed a silly expression.

"And what do you want to measure?" The fat man hurriedly asked.

"Let's take a test." The old man said as he looked at something fiddling with the stall.

As he spoke, he wrote down the word "female".

Looking at the words written by the old gentleman, the fat man looked at the old gentleman's face, and said unhurriedly: "The old gentleman has a solid background." However, I see that you have little evil on your face, you should have done some bad things in your early years, although you did good deeds and accumulated virtue in your later years, but some sins cannot be solved. ”

The old gentleman praised him: "The old man did some real estate business in his early years, and his family background is naturally more solid, as for those bad things, don't say it, Mr. is really clever." ”

The fat man hurriedly arched his hand and said, "Don't dare to be." Then I'll move on. ”

The fat man paused and said, "The old gentleman has many sons and many blessings, and he should have nine sons." ”

"That's right."

"Your old son is also a personal dragon and phoenix, but you are looking forward to a granddaughter. But although you have the word 'female' written on it, you are not here to ask for a woman, but to save a woman. ”

Hearing this, the old man hurriedly said, "Sir, where did you see that?" ”

"The word 'female' is heard by heaven and transmitted to the underworld, I think you should go to the gods and Buddhas every day to pray, and as you wish, you gave birth to a granddaughter. But this 'female' has no intention, I think your granddaughter should have congenital heart disease or something, and she is prone to early death. ”

"That ....." The old gentleman was just about to speak, but the fat man interrupted him: "This woman will not live for more than two years......" Suddenly a burst of thunder came, and Chen Chao knew that he couldn't say it anymore. looked at the old gentleman and wanted to continue, waved his hand and said, "Old gentleman, you must know that the personnel have been exhausted, and you should know the destiny of heaven well." He shook his head again and said to Ah Huan: "Ah Huan, collect five hundred yuan, and go home when it rains." With that, he left the stall.

"Sir, five hundred dollars." Ah Huan looked at the old gentleman with a smile.

"Okay, will you set up a stall here tomorrow?" As he spoke, the old gentleman took out his wallet, took out five red bills from his wallet and handed them to Ah Huan.

Ah Huan thought to himself: "Another one who is going to kick the door, will it be better to tell the fat man not to pick up the next time I see this kind of rich person." But he said with a smile: "Not necessarily, depending on the mood of the half-immortal, I can't be the master of this child." ”

The old gentleman took out a thousand yuan and put a business card under it and said, "Tomorrow I will be free in the afternoon, and I will call me if I have trouble opening." ”

Ah Huan's face became gloomy and he didn't answer: "Old man, it's going to rain, and we're going to close the stall." Ignoring the old gentleman, he cleaned up his stall by himself.

When the stall was finished, Chen Chao also happened to come over and beckoned Ah Huan: "Go, I'll take you somewhere." Ignoring the old gentleman who was waiting, he stared at the three wheels and walked out of the street.

Coffin shop

"Eight precepts!! Your super brother is here. The fat man came to the door of a coffin shop, parked the tricycle, opened the door and walked in.

"Eh, eh, no, why are we here for the coffin shop?" Ah Huan went in reluctantly.

I only heard a voice from the door: "You dead fat man has nothing to do here; It's okay to leave quickly, disturb my business. "A bamboo pole-like, neat short hair, and a youthful energy, not at all like the 'Eight Commandments' in "Journey to the West".

Bajie waved his hand and sat down to catch people and said: "Hurry up, let Lao Tzu go, do you hear, it's you, the dead fat man." ”

"Don't, it's not easy to come as a teacher, are you willing to go away as a teacher?" It's disgusting that the fat man is doing pitiful. Then he introduced to Ah Huan: "This is my apprentice, called Bajie." ”

"Why are you talking nonsense about junior high school?" Bajie said angrily.

"What's this, one day as a teacher and a father for life, I allow you to call me Dad." The fat man didn't dislike it at all, so he found a place to sit down and began to take advantage. After sitting down, he looked at Ah Huan standing helplessly and beckoned, "Why are you standing, hurry up and find a place to sit down?" ”

Ah Huan's eyes flickered between the fat man and Bajie again. The fat man raised his eyebrows and said, "What's the matter, why do you look down on Bajie?" ”

"People are normal people, people look down on me, and Lao Tzu earns it one by one, not stealing or robbing." Bajie scolded and wiped the black oil on his hands with a cloth.

"Who is with whom?" The fat man didn't dislike it at all, and boiled hot water to make tea in front of his own home.

"Heh, what kind of wind has blown you here?" Although Bajie was full of harmony, he still sat down and drank tea.

"Do you still have a chair in your house?" Ah Huan swallowed and asked.

"No, you can stand or lie in the coffin." Bajie said disgustedly.

"It's a good thing that this coffin is lying down, don't look at these eight precepts full of nonsense, this craftsmanship is not bad. I was lying down a while ago. The fat man said confidently.

"Come on, you, when did you lie in the coffin and not collapse the bottom of my coffin, it is famous; Measure comfort. And he said, 'Well, you're not as skilled as a guy like flyover.' Bajie did not dismantle the stage on the side.

"Hehe, if you don't have the skills, you blame others." The fat man said without irony.

Hearing this, Bajie jumped to his feet like a fried hair, and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and talk about things, otherwise I'm going to drive people out." ”

"Gotcha." The fat man collected his heart and said expressionlessly:

"In a few days, help me make a coffin for a child, it's a girl, about two years old."