Chapter 42: The Demons Watch the Ceremony
The shape is cold, but my master said that this thing is an artifact, so naturally I will not doubt it. After all, it was given by the sect master above, and my master was still reluctant when he handed it to me just now. My master, the dignified Mrs. Hu Liu, has seen a lot of treasures in the heavens and on the earth, and the thing he is interested in must not be a Xibei product.
At seven or eight o'clock in the evening, the o'clock will finally end. A group of immortals pulled me to talk about homely things, especially the older ones, and kept saying things like "good seedlings have a future", and I was about to cross over, just like the arguments of the seven aunts and eight aunts during the New Year.
Fortunately, my dad rescued me in time, and when I was being watched, my dad wore an apron and said to me with a rice shovel in his hand: "The dishes are ready, do the immortals eat in the inner room or in the outer room?" My dad was cautious when he said this, and he glanced sideways into the house. I think it's a little funny about this, because he definitely can't see anything except me and Shi Shaozhong and Wang Dongyang.
I turned around and asked my master for advice, and then told my dad to move the table into the back room, and the hall would be served in my room in the future, and the immortals would just eat in my room. My dad saw me talking to myself in the air, his face was a little pale, he nodded and didn't say anything, and then went out to move the table, and Wang Dongyang followed out to take a hand.
Seven meat, eight vegetables and fifteen dishes were served on the table one after another, and my dad also deliberately took out two bottles of Honghualang, in fact, he originally wanted to buy two bottles of Moutai, my master told me that I don't have to spend so much, saying that I should work hard to be filial to my parents in the future, and I can't let my parents worry about me anymore. Master's words moved me very much, where can I go to find such a reasonable immortal family?
It happened that Chang Xiangjiu and Hu Botao were there, and I raised my glass solemnly in front of my master and all the principal and deputy sect leaders, and said: "Today, I will not give up by Chang Sect Master, and accept me as a righteous son, and my ninth brother and I are brothers." Now that all the sect leaders are here, I want to make another statement in front of everyone. I want to thank my Sister Botao, she has taught me a lot of things in the past two years, although she always hates to clean me up, but I know that she is good to me. Some time ago, I was chased and killed by a cult demon girl, my Botao sister sacrificed her life to save me regardless of life and death, I have limited ability now and nothing I can do for her, from today on, she is my own sister. I'm here to apologize to my sister Botao, I once did it with her because I was ignorant, and if I make a mistake again in the future, Sister Botao, you will clean me up to death, and our family leader will be a witness, if I don't obey, everyone will clean me up together······· To··· ····· to death"
Hu Botao didn't expect me to say this, although she deliberately suppressed her emotions, she could still see that she was quite moved. Hu Botao is different from Chang Xiangjiu, it is estimated that it is not as hard as Chang Xiangjiu's backstage, I solemnly recognized my sister in front of so many sect leaders, and I hope that she will have a certain right to speak in the hall camp in the future.
Hu Botao smacked his mouth for a long time, and then cut me and said, "After knowing that I am good for you, you will understand something, besides, can you be a little more relaxed if you don't have that amount of alcohol?" ”
Happy today, the sect leaders didn't care so much about the seniority, and they laughed out loud. Hu Botao is right, I drank a little too much, and in the end, I was incoherent, and my mouth was a little scoopy. The people present were all in charge of affairs in my hall, and eating with them was no less than socializing with the leaders of various departments.
My master felt sorry for me, and ordered Chang Xiangjiu to take away the wine with me, and the final result was that I sobered up, and my ninth brother was flushed and drunk, and was dragged back to the statue by Hu Botao by the neck. I think the relationship between the two of them is so like a little couple? I'll have to make a match when I have a chance in the future·····
After a while, my mother and Bao'er also returned, carrying two oversized black plastic bags, which were estimated to be bulging with things for tomorrow's errands. My master smiled and said to me, "Go out to eat with your family, just think about it, no one in the immortal family will pick you." ”
Fourth Master Huang also smiled and said to me: "Your master is right, you will travel north and south in the future, and you will spend more time with the fairy family than with your family, go and have a good meal with your parents, and be filial to your parents in the future." ”
I stood up, bowed gratefully to a room of immortals, and then hugged Shi Shaozhong and Wang Dongyang, hoping that they could help me accompany my immortals, and if there is anything you need, come out and tell me.
My dad was serving food to the coffee table, and when he saw me come out, he asked me why I didn't accompany the fairy family? I learned the words of my master and Mrs. Huang from my father, and my father nodded, telling me that it is not easy to have such a good immortal family, and I must learn from the immortal family in the future.
Throughout the meal, my mother was putting vegetables in Bao'er's bowl, and I was a little weak and shocked to see it, what did they talk about this afternoon? After eating, my mother persuaded Bao'er that it was so late or don't go back, let's sleep in the back room, and let your uncle sleep on the sofa with Tianci. Even if my dad was slow to react, he could see the relationship between me and Bao'er, and although he couldn't speak, he still helped persuade him not to go back.
Bao'er smiled and said to my mother: "If I don't go back, my dad will be worried, it's not good for girls to stay outside after all, uncle and aunt are welcome, I'll come back early tomorrow morning." "I want to laugh when I hear this, aren't you fooling my mother, it's as if you haven't stayed home at night, the owner of the small inn at the entrance of the big hospital knows the two of us······
After sending Bao'er away, my mother said to me: "Bao'er, this child is so good, simple and kind, you will have to be good with others in the future." When we chatted, she didn't leave you, so good, so good, I wondered if she was talking about my son, if you were sorry for others in the future, it would be a loss of conscience. ”
I was shocked when I heard what my mother said, how did Bao'er fool my mother? I asked my mother, "Mom, what's wrong with you?" Didn't you tell me before that I wasn't allowed to deal with anyone when I was in school? ”
"That was before." My mother gave me a blank look while cleaning up the table, and I felt as if I wasn't born to her: "Bao'er, this child is really good, besides, is your grade still called school?" I'm afraid that there won't be this shop in this village, and if you become a bachelor in the future, your father and I won't have the money to buy you a Vietnamese daughter-in-law. ”
My mom went into the kitchen after saying that, leaving me alone to touch the wounds in my heart. Is this still my mother? No, I'm going to steal your hair for a paternity test·······
The fairies in the house drank all night, so much so that I literally slept on the couch for the night. I now regret that I opened the seven orifices, I can't sleep at all this night, the sound of the immortals drinking and punching in the house I can hear clearly, tortured me in the middle of the night at one or two o'clock in the daze of sleep.
In a blur, I felt that someone was talking to me, and although I couldn't hear what they were talking about in a half-asleep dream, I felt strangely comfortable, but I didn't want to open my eyes. I don't know how long they talked, but I finally woke up with a chatter. When I opened my eyes, my parents, Shi Shaozhong, Wang Dongyang, and Bao'er were sitting on the stool chattering.
I quickly sat up and wiped my saliva, and then looked at the wall clock on the wall, I was next to the Olympics, half past ten! My master set the time at noon, which is twelve o'clock, and I saw that there was still an hour and a half left. I got up from the couch and asked my mother why she didn't call me, and my mother said to me, "You drank so much last night and slept like a dead pig, so we didn't call you, it's twelve o'clock, why are you in a hurry?" ”
Shi Shaozhong also smiled and said to me: "You don't have to be nervous, our brothers will prepare the ceremony or something for you." It is for your good to let you have enough spirits, and you will not be tired when you sign up for a while. ”
That being said, after all, I'm the first time I've been on a sedan chair, so I'm inexperienced. My heart is beating to my throat now, nervous and excited.
I went into the bathroom and washed my face, and by the way, I washed my hair again with a showerhead. I vaguely heard the noise in the house, I went out to see, suddenly a little out of breath, a room of immortals crowded my house to the full. I walked to the window and looked down, and the downstairs was densely packed, and these immortals were beaming, and they were chatting in groups. This scene is like getting married and preparing for a hole in the house, but the number of people is much more than getting married, from the downstairs of my house to the entrance of the community, there are all fairy families.
I was shocked by the crowd when I suddenly heard someone in the back room shouting, "There's a guest!" Then my master flew out of the window of the back room and stood in mid-air, his face facing west, as if waiting for something. It didn't take much effort to see a group of figures flying densely in the distance in the sky, these people have all kinds of shapes, and their clothes are also very weird, and even some of them are only human in human form, as for the head, I can't describe it.
I deliberately called Chang Xiangjiu out and asked him where these people came from, Chang Xiangjiu smiled and said to me: "Immortals, demons, Dharma protectors, everything, they are all here to watch the ceremony." What is the identity of our Grand Sect Master? Is it possible that no one will support him when he opens a camp to accept apprentices? ”
These people flew to my master with all kinds of glow, and then divided into different camps. Except for the leader of each team, the rest of the teams sat in mid-air.
A big man with a horse's head and a human body on the far left came out first, holding a jade box in his hand, and then bowed to my master and said: "Daqing Mountain Batu Cave Ma Wuliang, hand in hand with the demon soldiers to watch the ceremony, specially present a Zhu Guo, I wish the sixth master the Tao to be clear, and I wish the high hall and the horse to be meritorious!" ”
"Pony has a heart, look at the seats!" My master laughed loudly, and as a result, he pointed in the air behind the jade box, and a stone seat appeared in front of the horse-headed team in mid-air. The immortals in the heavens and the earth let out a low voice, as if they had seen some amazing supernatural power, didn't they just change into a stool·······
The leaders of each team said words of blessing and offered gifts. The names are all "elixir, jade liquid, jujube, pear, dan juice" or something, and I don't understand what these things are for. Chang Xiangjiu licked his mouth and told me that these are all for the immortals to increase their Taoism, and each of them is a treasure of heaven and earth.
It's not that I care about, it's what these people say about themselves. It's not from any mountain or cave, and his subordinates are either demon soldiers or demons, my master is really an underworld······