Chapter 170: Zhuyi 3
When Xiao Lian was brought into the old man's bedroom, he thought of a hundred ways to prevent his innocence and humiliation under the effect of the ten incense soft tendons. As a result, none of these 100 methods worked. The master just wants to keep him in the dormitory and talk to him like a starling.
Maybe the old man hadn't spoken to anyone for a long time, so he immediately asked Xiao Lian to change a medicine, so that he couldn't run but could talk. Then the old man tortured Xiao Lian all night.
Xiao Lian was weak all night, his throat was hoarse, and he couldn't sleep all night.
Because the lord asked him questions all night.
The first question he asked was, "Is Game of Thrones over?" ”
After Xiao Lian finished narrating the plot of the last season, the master complained and complained endlessly about the plot.
In the face of this kind of mental torture, Xiao Lian chose to sleep well after the master left.
It's like treating fellow villagers with a special emotion, the old man didn't embarrass Xiao Lian too much, and faced Xiao Lian's sarcastic sentence "Is your ambition so great?" So why do you keep nesting here as a mouse? "There wasn't much of a reaction.
On the contrary, the old man lifted his robe and exposed his legs in front of Xiao Lian. Unlike his flabby, rotten skin, his legs were tight-skinned and athletic. There was still a little smug on the old man's face: "What do you think of these legs?" ”
In the face of such harassment, Xiao Lian didn't even bother to give an expression.
The old man put down his robe and asked, "Do you know why my voice is so ugly?" ”
Maybe he had heard the wind-like voice in the chest of Ghost Qing, Xiao Lian didn't have much feeling for the master's voice. But he honestly replied, "Because it matches your looks." ”
The old man was not annoyed, but nodded and agreed very much with what Xiao Lian said: "You are right, old and ugly." Suddenly, the old man's face changed again, and he stared at Xiao Lian with great jealousy: "Not everyone is as lucky as you, and you have crossed over to find a good skin." ”
The old man pulled his loose flesh in disgust: "This bad old man is not only ugly, but also a cripple, and these legs were replaced by myself later." Not only that, but he is also mute, and this throat is also healed by myself. The old man said as he pulled some of the flesh piled together on his neck, revealing a surgical scar.
"It's good that this bad old man has money, and he doesn't know the pain, and now they all regard me as a god."
"You used to be a doctor?"
The old man was a little complacent: "I'm very good." ”
Xiao Lian said sincerely: "You're not powerful, you're a pervert." So you're looking for so many good-looking people just to exchange your body? ”
The old man nodded: "Yes, I am about to succeed." Isn't it good that I am about to do something that has not been done in modern times? Originally, I wanted to trade you for it, but now I can't help it. I'm so lonely by myself. How are you with me? Conquer the world together! ”
"Conquer the world? Use your Immortal Jade Dew Pill? ”
The old man said indifferently: "Pornography, gambling and drugs are very marketable in any era. It's human nature, you have to admit it. ”
"So you want to be the emperor, so you try every means to disturb the court and use the Immortal Jade Dew Pill to control people?"
A trace of doubt flashed in the master's eyes: "Aren't you familiar with it?" How do you seem to be quite clear about the affairs of the court? ”
"Our family is in Gushu, but it's a big family."
Although the old man felt that Xiao Lian's words were a little strange, he didn't plan to delve into them, after all, Xiao Lian was already a starling bird in his cage. The old man continued: "I want to be the emperor. But this world is too blood-heavy. I rushed up on it and was not welcome. ”
"You're pretty self-aware."
"But you don't have to be an emperor to have this fun, do you? Isn't it the same with a puppet emperor? ”
Xiao Lian's heart jumped, remembering the matter of the ghost-faced Langjun curing the emperor. It seems that the emperor has been drugged. However, Xiao Lian was secretly a little strange. The boy who died in the manger before used "we" when talking about Ghost Face Langjun. But Xiao Lian stayed in Kuixing Tower for one day and in the Hall of Eternal Life for two days, and he didn't see a ghost-faced man. Could it be that all these people have been sent out?
Although Xiao Lian wanted to ask the truth, in order to avoid making the old man suspicious again, Xiao Lian did not dare to continue to investigate this issue.
Xiao Lian said lightly: "I'm not interested in your plan. ”
The old man's expression was a little disappointed: "Then what do you want to do?" ”
Xiao Lian thought for a while: "Find someone and build a house by the sea, she cooks, and I wash the dishes." ”
The folds on the old man's face were stretched down a little.
"Or I can cook and I wash the dishes."
The folds on the old man's face were stretched down a little more.
"Oh, by the way, I also have to get a dog, named Fat Tiger."
The old man's face finally couldn't hang up: "It turns out that you are a bad seed!" ”
Xiao Lian raised his head and said, "This has nothing to do with whether you are bad or not, what do you use to conquer the world?" Have you ever seen someone who sells drugs and sells them to become emperors? What else do you have besides a few ruffians in your hands? Can you fight a war with a few ruffians? ”
The old man shook his head: "Ignorance, do you know what my surname is?" ”
The corners of Xiao Lian's mouth pursed a nonchalant smile: "Shouldn't you have the surname Xiao?" ”
The old man approached Xiao Lian's cage with a face that was about to dissolve, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth: "You guessed it, my surname is Xiao." Do you know what my name is? ”
Xiao Lian really doesn't know this question yet. It is known that Xiao Yan is the younger brother of Xiao Yi, the general of Xirong. Look at the appearance of this old man. How can you be Xiao Yi's grandfather, you shouldn't be able to lower your seniority.
The old man said: "My name is Xiao Daoci, and there is only one word missing from Emperor Xiao Daocheng of Qi Gao." ”
If He Jingying was here, she would definitely be angry at this bad old man for putting gold on his face. Although Xiao Daoci is only one word different from Qi Gaozu's name, it is just the same branch that has turned a corner, and when it comes to the origin, it is very far away. Xiao Daoci and Qi Gaozu were both Huaiyin after Xiao Zhen. Xiao Cheng is the great-great-great-grandfather of Xiao Daoci and the great-grandfather of Emperor Qi Gao. Xiao Daoci and Emperor Qi Gao Xiao Daocheng are not the same generation at all.
However, Xiao Lian doesn't know much about this history, about the scholar clan and clan relatives, Xiao Lian only has the book He Jingying painted for him, obviously not mentioning his great-great-great-grandfather's generation.
Xiao Lian said strangely: "That's strange, I have a lot of dealings with the clans in the capital, why don't I know that there is such a prince as you?" ”
The corners of the master's mouth twitched: "I'm not a prince." ”
"The prince is not, you still want to be the emperor? That's not how the rules of the game are in this world, are they? And say you're not a daydreamer? ”
"If he can usurp the throne, I can't?"
Xiao Lian secretly thought in his heart, this was Xiao Daoci's real intention of putting the ghost-faced Langjun into the court. It's just that how many ghost-faced Langjun are there? And when is he going to make a real move?
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