"If you want to live, you have to go back to this body as soon as possible."

"Huh?"

"You've been caught in the ...... of the vine Qiong Flower Moth," he continued, seeing that she agreed with this statement, "I'm now rescuing, because the poison is too deep into the bones, so I took out your primordial spirit." ”

The white-clothed beauty was half a lie and half the truth, which made the layman Hua Luo stunned when he heard it, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Now that the poison has almost been removed, the Yuan Shen needs to return to the body quickly." ”

"That said, I'm not a ghost at all, I'm alive!"

The prison was excited, as long as he lived, he could say anything, "Then you let me go back immediately!" ”

Seeing that he was silent, the clear Yuan Shen stepped forward and patted the dust on his robe, and said with a dog's leg, "Sister, I'm sorry, just now I thought I couldn't live before I said presumptuous words, we are all girls, you must not be like me, right?" ”

A pair of small fists pounded his legs, although the strength was about the same as that of a little ant, but she worked very hard, seeing that he was still looking at her with interest, she smiled and said: "Sister is the most beautiful person I have ever seen." ”

The body suddenly has a sense of belonging, and he looks left and right, and his heart is happy, hey, the flower is off the mirror, and my flower is back! Although the body seems to be exhausted, it is still alive, thank God for the ancestors!

"Have you ever heard of the Seven Spirits?"

"Hmm."

"Do you know where they are?"

"Hmm......" Grandpa said, the seven spirits are located in Baihui, the center of the eyebrows, the throat chakra, the heart, the navel, the reproductive chakra and the perineum, "Well, I know." ”

"To cleanse you of the moth poison, you need to drive out the filth that remains in your seven spirits." The big white-clothed beauty made up the story blindly, her face was not red, her heart was not beating, and she was extraordinarily sincere, "Fang has just expelled six places, and now there is still one left, and this seat is a little embarrassing." ”

"Why?"

"Because the rest are heroic, I'm afraid that this seat will be a little impolite."

"For ...... What the? These three words are not why, but after saying the word "for", he suddenly understood why he was not in accordance with the etiquette, because Yingluo is in the bottom chakra of the human body, that is, the perineum acupoint, and the position of the perineum acupoint is ...... The location between the private, the place, and the door......

"It's okay, we're all girls, it doesn't matter!"

"If only you could think so."

He suddenly raised his hand and pushed Bao Luo to the bed, his left hand lightly pressed her body, and the holy talisman seal of the sword tip of his right hand rose and quickly pointed at Bao Luo's perineum point.

I thought I would be very shy, my body stiffened, how could I be in the mood to be shy, it hurt, it hurt, it hurts, it hurts like a sharp pain from being hit hard by a nail, the pain still spreads from the bottom to the top in waves, and her face is instantly as pale as snow.

The pain continued, it became more and more painful, and the pain was deep, and the jailer raised his head and bit the hand of the beauty in white!

The beauty in white wanted to avoid her, but in the end, her sharp teeth bit blood on the back of his hand and never moved. Until the spirit talisman on her right hand slowly disappeared into her body, the heroic spirit was nailed.

After Yingluo was locked up, she suddenly felt a sharp pain from the seven chakras, and she couldn't bear the pain, struggling to push him away and rolling on the spot, trying to pull out the bones and throw them away, thinking about how to relieve the pain.

The beauty in white held her down.

"Don't move, endure it for a while, and it won't hurt anymore soon."

The pain of "deceiving people...... is still endless.

"I really didn't lie to you this time, it won't hurt for a while."

"But my sister ......" the sweat on Hua Yuluo's face, "it still hurts......"

With that, the flower brood fainted.

The beauty in white was stunned, alas...... Isn't it overplaying?

Looking at the little man under him, his hand on her heart, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"This heartbeat, this seat is very satisfied."

Outside.

The clown goes back and forth. The spring is dripping. The faint pear blossoms fluttered obliquely like rain......

*********

When she woke up, she saw the clown standing next to her pillow, and when she saw that she was awake, she immediately burst into tears: "Woo master, you are awake!" ”

He sat up, still in pain: "Hmm." ”

The clown was very guilty, but suddenly he thought of something, and his eyes lit up: "Master, I have something good for you!" As he spoke, he pulled out a chicken leg from his body like a sword drawn from Shang Fang, "I specially left it for you!" ”

Looking at the chicken leg, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat and then burst out: "Why does this chicken leg look like this?" Gnawed by rats? ”

"Woo......" the clown was embarrassed, "I'm afraid it's spoiled, so I'll help you taste it once in a while." ”

“……”

The clown took the chicken leg and asked cautiously, "Then master, do you dislike it?" ”

Why does this tone sound so expectant? "Are you hungry again?"

"Woo......"

"Hehe, it's right to be hungry." Bula snatched the chicken leg that had been bitten several times by it, "I don't dislike it." ”

From time to time, there was the sound of clowns swallowing saliva, she didn't seem to hear it, and she ate more deliciously.

The color on the clown's egg is endless: "Master, is it delicious?" ”

"It's so strange, is it hidden by you and then eaten, it feels particularly delicious!"

This remark caused countless saliva from the clown.

"Master!" The clown immediately jumped in front of her, "Do you want to know where we're going next?" ”

"Yes."

"That ......" the clown looked at the half-gnawed big chicken leg, "you let me take a bite and I'll tell you!" ”

The bully looked at it for a long time, and pressed down with a fist, and the clown egg was flattened: "Master, I have left chicken legs for you to eat, can't you reward me with a bite?" ”

"Say, where are you going?"

The clown stared at the big bag on his head, and his eyes were wow: "Your Excellency said that you want to find the Xuantian Mirror." ”

Hua Wanluo ate the chicken leg and asked, "What is the Xuantian Mirror?" ”

"It's a magic weapon!"

"Ritual weapons? What is it for? ”

"Woo! I don't know. ”

Think about it, is the reason why the beauty in white appears is because of the Xuantian Mirror?

The clown explained: "Master, Your Excellency said that the Moon River will fall tonight!" ”

"Down to the river?" The flower is one head and two big, and she just escaped from the river, right? "Why?"

"Woo! I don't know. ”

"Can you know when you know?"

"Woo......"

Although Hua Yuluo is reluctant to go into the water again, since the beautiful sister said that she wants to go, she can't help but go.

So, that night, the moon river fell.

At the bottom of the water was like a huge water monster, and it opened its mouth and sucked everything in the river into its belly, very fast, sucking her into the powerful current along with the beauty in white.

A white halo radiated from the white-clothed beauty, and she and the clown egg shrouded in his enchantment, advancing with the torrent.

The enchantment is not bumpy, the beauty in white is calm and picturesque, but the marital and the clown are dizzy, just like the symptoms of extreme motion sickness, and the Venus above the heads of the two of them is circled and circled, and they no longer know where they are about to be absorbed.

I woke up and felt dizzy and nauseous, but I was no longer in the river, but on a beach.

The river in front of you is very wide, and under the faint moonlight, you can see the water waves on the river surface, and not far from the river beach, you can see the lights of hundreds of houses, although not thousands of lights.

The man in white was swaying and stood aside indifferently.

Hua Luo sighed in her heart, she also said that she wanted to protect this beauty, it seems that this beauty is much more powerful than her. Hua Yuluo is enlightened, and if he doesn't have spiritual power in this world, it will be difficult to survive at all, let alone protect the people he wants to protect.

"Master, are you hungry?"

"Are you hungry?"

"Master, are you sleepy?"

"Nope." How can she become a little better?

"The host ......"

"Clown, you're noisy."

"Woo......"

The clown was extremely aggrieved and lay on her shoulder.

The owner is so strange that he suddenly becomes unpleasant.

It's strange, a girl who is obviously very weak but very proud, a girl with unique insights and gushing words, is actually willing to walk behind him two steps away, like a little entourage who is unusually honest and peaceful.

"Little girl."

"Huh?"

"Tell me a joke."

"Jokes?" Blinking, what are the jokes in ancient times?

N series of jokes in her head, about the Internet, about mocking a harmonious society, about the house junior, and what hilarious campus, 100,000 bad jokes, the key is that she will have modern nouns in her impression, will they laugh when she says it?

There is a one about the Bodhisattva!

"Let's have a brain-teaser joke."

"Master, what do you mean by a brain teaser?"

"Hey!" I don't even know the brain teaser, "It's just asking questions, and the answers to the questions seem to be very unexpected and very logical!" ”

"Understood," the clown suddenly realized, "For example, the master asked me, why is a good chicken only one leg left?" The answer is that I ate it, which is both logical and unexpected. ”

"......" is not unexpected at all, okay. Lu Luo was stunned for a long time and really didn't know how to reply to this "landlord", and his nature was aroused by the clown egg for most of the time, and he said, "Summoning a lightning bolt to slash you!" ”

"Uh, master."

"Well, even if you're right, I said it, Xiao Ming! Ahem, the hero of all jokes is basically called Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming made a mistake, his mother asked him to kneel in front of the Bodhisattva, and he couldn't get up to eat until the Bodhisattva agreed, but Xiao Ming got up before his mother left, why? ”

"I know!" The clown replied enthusiastically, "Because as soon as my mother left, the Bodhisattva said, Xiao Ming, you go to eat, there are chicken legs." ”

"There are chicken legs...... "How can the Bodhisattva speak?" ”

"You can speak, otherwise the master will ask your honor!"

Bula thinks about it, where monsters are everywhere, what is it difficult for the Bodhisattva to speak, the choice of this scourge, Bula can be regarded as hitting the muzzle of the gun.

"What should be the correct answer?"

"Because the Bodhisattva said OK......" Hiro pulled his hair angrily, this answer is not good!

Sure enough, the clown immediately asked: "What does the master call OK." ”

Infinite resentment, you are full of flowers!

She weakly explained: "This gesture is in our place. "Hiro made a bodhisattva hand," which means OK, it's okay. ”

The clown looked at the sky: "It turns out that this is called a brain teaser." ”

Bulrah: "......"