Xiang Zixi pretended to support Xin Zeyang, who was dressed as a gorgeous bride, and walked out towards the outside of the inn.

As soon as I walked out of the door of the inn, I found a big red sedan chair parked at the door of the inn and a group of drummers playing tunes vigorously.

A slender man, smiling in a red wedding dress and with a big red flower pinned to his chest, stood at the door to greet him.

"Xiaosheng saluted his father-in-law and mother-in-law!" The young man saluted the innkeeper and his wife with a flamboyant tongue, smiled at Zi Xi and said, "Don't be polite to the groom, the bride's parents are a little sentimental because of their marriage!" So that's good, it's good that the person who sent the relatives will be replaced by the next 1"

"Who are you?" The young man squinted at Xiang Zixi: "What right do you have to send your relatives?" ”

"Ah, the bridegroom, you don't know about this, do you? I'm your parents-in-law's third aunt's niece's niece's neighbor's cousin's master's brother-in-law's brother-in-law's cousin, and our relationship is amazing! I'm the most suitable person to send off the guest, and no one else is qualified! Xiang Zixi deliberately straightened her stomach with a proud look.

Xin Zeyang, who was covered with a red hijab, was depressed, that man was blind, right? Must be blind! It must be blind! I can't see that Xiang Zixi is a woman dressed as a man? He's an idiot, right? Must be an idiot, right? It has to be an idiot, right? Can this be wrapped around as well?

"Ahh Is it? I see! The young man was really dizzy, and said in a daze: "Then should I call you?" ”

"Uncle Cousin!" Xiang Zixi smiled and said, "Just call me cousin!" ”

"Ahhh Please please ———— "The groom has completely become an idiot this time, and he is really called Uncle Cousin!"

The groom was just about to help Xin Zeyang get into the sedan chair, when he suddenly shouted to Zixi: "Slow! ————”

"What's wrong? Uncle Cousin? The groom looked at Xiang Zixi suspiciously, not knowing what this cousin who fell from the sky was going to do!

"Ahh Xiang Zixi said in a posture: "Our man has rules when he greets him, if he doesn't follow the rules, he will definitely bring bad luck to the man in the future!" You must know that if the wife is not virtuous enough, the man will definitely suffer a big loss in the future! ”

"Ah, yes, cousin, but so what?" The idiot groom looked at Xiang Zixi in a daze.

Xiang Zixi winked at her and said mysteriously: "I said the groom, we have an unwritten rule over there, called press joy." It is to suppress the joy and stay in the husband's house forever! That's good, I think the groom is also a young and promising, rich and handsome young man! ”

Listening to the completely unrelated compliment, the groom's official suddenly fluttered, and kept nodding in agreement.

"That's okay, you take out a hundred taels of silver————" Before Xiang Zixi finished speaking, the groom's eyes were about to go crazy, but he hadn't been mad yet, Xiang Zixi grabbed his neck with one hand and pressed it hard, and continued in his ear: "What's the hurry!" I'm not done yet! The bridegroom will give 100 taels of silver to the woman's parents, and then the woman's parents will give another 20 taels of silver to make the lottery head, plus the 100 taels of silver you gave and bring it back to the man! It's called Double Happiness! ”

Spit at Zixi, nonsense, and the groom's eyes suddenly brightened!

How can there be such a good thing? Get a beautiful girl out of thin air - don't say it, you still have to get twenty taels of silver? This cousin, great! Good! Great people!

The groom can't wait to hug Xiang Zixi and kiss her! Dear mother! Where did this cousin come from, it's just that my wife likes it!

Immediately, the groom took out a hundred taels of silver from his arms without blinking and handed it to Xiang Zixi's hand, Xiang Zixi smiled and said, "Okay, the groom official is here for a while, I'll go and talk to the bride's parents." But I have to remind you that this money must be kept by me, the send-off guest, before it can be handed over to you when it arrives at your house! ”

"What did Uncle Cousin say? I can still trust my cousin, what's wrong? Uncle Cousin, don't be polite to Qiankai! The groom said with a grin at Qian.

Xin Zeyang heard all the words next to him, and couldn't help laughing anymore.

The groom's official monkey jumped in front of Xin Zeyang's eyes in a hurry, gently lifted the red hijab, and saw the flower-like smile at a glance, especially when he heard the other party's laughter, he suddenly felt that the bones in his whole body were all crispy!

"Hey, hey, hey! What is this for? The groom, peeking without visiting the church, this is not in accordance with the rules! No, no, you have broken the rules, and you must add another hundred taels! Really, I finally helped you lower the price, you see you're in a hurry again, right? Xiang Zixi had a righteous and awe-inspiring expression, a distressed expression: "You, you, this is the rule, the rule cannot be broken!" Otherwise, it will be unlucky for the groom! In the future, children will be cut off! ”

The groom's official instinctively covered the second child, and forced a smile: "Yes, yes, yes, fortunately, my cousin mentioned it." ”

Although he was reluctant, the bridegroom took out another hundred taels of silver and handed it to Xiang Zixi. Xiang Zixi weighed the two hundred taels of silver, and didn't talk nonsense, he put it directly into his pocket and said, "Okay, the auspicious time has come, let's go!" ”

Xin Zeyang walked towards the sedan chair with the support of the matchmaker, and the groom suddenly shouted: "Lady, why are your hands so rough?" The palm is still so big, and there are so many calluses! ”

Xiang Zixi coughed a few times and pretended to say: "Ahhh This bride has always been filial, and she rushes to do any work at home, so she naturally has calluses on her hands! As for the size of the palm, this is a blessing! The so-called, small hands grasp the grass, big hands grasp the treasure! ”

"But Uncle Cousin, how did I hear that the small hands grasp the treasure and the big hands grasp the grass?" The bridegroom asked suspiciously.

"Is it your cousin or my cousin?" Xiang Zixi glared at him: "Are you still married?" If you don't marry, leave! ”

"Don't, don't!" Xiang Qian Kai hurriedly apologized: "Uncle Cousin, don't blame! When I get home, I will definitely let my sister receive my cousin in person! ”

Xiang Zixi smirked twice, and said in his heart, if you really let your so-called sister receive it, we will be completely helped!

After tossing for a long time, I finally got on the sedan car smoothly. When passing through an intersection in front, Xiang Zixi suddenly stopped his godson, and said with a serious face: "Marrying a bride, crossing the mountain, crossing the bridge, and crossing the intersection is to scatter wealth!" Otherwise, those wandering ghosts and wild ghosts will definitely entangle the bride and make your life unpeaceful! ”

"Huh? So what should I do? "The bridegroom has become a complete idiot.

"Alas, niece and son-in-law! You're in luck! Fortunately, I once learned a one-and-a-half-trick method of catching ghosts and subduing demons from the old Taoist of Maoshan back then! That's it, for the sake of our relatives, I'll do it for me! Xiang Zixi frowned deeply, pinched his fingers and said: "The one guarding this intersection is a hundred-year-old water demon, who has always liked beauty, so it's okay, wait for me to come forward and make peace with him, and spend some money to eliminate disasters and solve problems!" Stay safe for the rest of your life! ”

Immediately, Xiang Zixi took a few steps forward, and after muttering to himself at the intersection for a long time, he came back and said with a solemn face: "The water demon said that if you want to pass through this intersection, it will cost at least sixty-six taels of silver!" Alas, today is really a bad year! The water demons are in charge, harming people's livelihoods, but they are all females, specifically targeting males. The water demon said that as long as you suck the essence blood of a man, it can be worth ten years of cultivation! Tut-tut-"

The groom's face changed completely, and he took out the silver from his arms and stuffed it into Xiang Zixi's hand, afraid that Xiang Zixi would not accept it, his eyes were firm, and he said obligedly: "Uncle Cousin, I am glad that you are here today!" So, don't shirk, please be sure to calm the anger of this water demon! ”

"No problem! What kind of person am I! I'm your cousin! Xiang Zixi took the silver with a smile, stepped forward and did this, after chattering like this, he held the silver in both hands, pretending to pay tribute, and with a slight flip of his palm, the silver in his hand disappeared instantly!

Everyone gasped in amazement! It turns out that there really is a water demon! Uncle Cousin is really a man of God!

Xiang Zixi, who was standing in front of everyone, almost laughed in his heart, and said in his heart, a group of idiots! No wonder Shen Zhuangmeng would choose this man as a disguise, such an idiot man doesn't cheat for nothing, and it's easy to cheat if he cheats!

Master, I just used a trick to hide the silver in my chest by magic, and I actually deceived you idiots?

In this way, it was clear that there were only three miles of land, and everyone was stunned to walk for a morning before reaching the destination. Looking at the groom again, his face was like a bitter gourd, all the money on his body was looted, what necklaces, rings, etc., all of them were scavenged by Xiang Zixi with various excuses!

Taking an opportunity, Xin Zeyang seized Xiang Zixi and asked her, "What method did you use to say that idiot?" You can see through these tricks at a glance, okay? ”

Xiang Zixi lowered his voice and said, "What do you know! This is called the authorities, the obsessed bystanders, and the clear! Hey! Actually, it's not hard to get him to believe me! Do you think, if a man is nostalgic for flowers all day long and exercises every day, his physical consumption must be great, and he will naturally feel that every day is not as good as a day! If I broadcast him a little more, he naturally thought that he didn't follow the rules when he married before, and as a result, he provoked the resentment of the gods and ghosts, and clinged to him to make him not raise it! ”

Xin Zeyang rolled his eyes fiercely, but still silently stretched out his thumb.

"Count you ruthless!" Xin Zeyang nodded silently. It is estimated that women in the whole world can't think of such a bad move, but only she can think of and do it!

Alas, I really don't know who will be so unlucky in the future to marry this woman with a bad belly back home! I really sympathize with that guy!