Chapter 695: Pretending to be big
"I... What a clever escape, how did you leave, my old pig didn't even know, but these days, how did my old pig live? Sleep without eating or drinking? Wouldn't that really become a pig? But it's a kid with a conscience, I left a little girl's skin, hey, hey, hey" Zhu Bajie said and put his attention in front of the beautiful woman standing in front of him, the beauty face is like clotted fat, like a peach blossom, and the figure is a convex and backward S-shaped, looking at the old pig is index finger moves, although the old pig is now seriously injured, but it is still okay to play with a mortal.
"Little lady, Marshal Xia Tianpeng, dare to ask the little lady's name?" Zhu Bajie put away his pig's head, transformed into a sloppy middle-aged man who looked like a butcher, and asked the beauty in front of him with saliva, but unfortunately, the beauty didn't respond, "Hey? Not a living thing? There's no breath, not even a ghost? Is this, is this a sculpture? As a result, the woman didn't answer Zhu Bajie for a long time, and Zhu Bajie found out that something was wrong with the woman, this woman turned out to be a bionic robot left by Chu Ming.
"Bastard, stinky boy, do you want my old pig to surround a sculpture YY? What a bastard, but this sculpture really looks like a real person, it's amazing! Zhu Bajie stretched out his salty pig hand as he spoke, and touched the woman's face, but a blue light suddenly flashed in the woman's eyes, which scared the old pig a lot, "Bionic robot, Diana is at your service, according to the requirements of my master Chu Ming, I will take care of your daily life and recommend entertainment projects for you, do you have any needs now?" Diana asked Zhu Bajie, "What?" Zhu Bajie was stunned at the time, and then Diana explained according to her own instructions, and Zhu Bajie nodded suddenly.
"Oh, I see, to put it bluntly, you're just a puppet, just like a human, right?" Zhu Bajie asked, "It can be understood in this way, the biggest difference between me and the puppet is that I don't just obey orders, but can actively serve you according to my own intelligent system" Diana explained, "Oh, I see, I understand, but what is your name Dai, Diana is here, and the name is too awkward, it's not easy to call, it's not easy to remember, I'll change your name" Zhu Bajie is naturally not used to calling this kind of Westernized name, or Cuilan, Xiaocui, Xiaolan, Xiao Cuilan, this kind of name is called smooth.
"Of course, you have the temporary naming right for me, but in the end, the naming right is still in the hands of my master Chu Ming" Diana explained, "Okay, I understand, you are called small, small, small" Zhu Bajie held back for a long time whether he could hold back a name that he was satisfied with, "Xiaoxiao? Diana asked, a little puzzled, "Ah! Yes, yes, it's Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao, this name is good, this name is good, it's Xiaoxiao, you are called Xiaoxiao, a very good name" Zhu Bajie nodded with satisfaction, and seemed to be very satisfied with his name, "Yes, from now on, I will temporarily change my name to Xiaoxiao, may I ask the master, is there anything Xiaoxiao can serve you?" Xiaoxiao asked Zhu Bajie, without any expression on her face.
"Hey, hey, Xiaoxiao, although you are a puppet, but I don't dislike Brother Pig, is there a bed warming service?" , "I'm sorry, no" The little face became cold, and at the same time lifted his clothes to show Zhu Bajie, but what Zhu Bajie saw was a burst of smoothness, yes, the whole was smooth, like a layer of leather, nothing, "Damn!" Seeing this, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, there is not even a simple tunnel, and the old pig can't be transformed into an old driver.
"Then, what is there to play here, what is there to eat and drink, introduce it to me" Zhu Bajie was immediately interested, sat down on the sofa, and was bounced up all of a sudden, "Oops! This seat is very soft! Not bad! Zhu Bajie sat back on the sofa after being bounced, feeling the comfort coming from his buttocks, Zhu Bajie was very satisfied, "Xiao Xiao is proficient in the eight major cuisines, cooking is extremely fast, and the smart kitchen equipped here, there are mechanical assistants and high-tech kitchenware, even the Manchu and Han banquets can be completed within an hour, the ingredients in the cold storage are very rich, enough for a hundred normal people to eat for three years, and the red wine, white wine, and drinks in the cellar are all top products, We can even make drinks, fruits and snacks for you on the spot according to your taste, we have a technology greenhouse, biochemical technology ripening, any fruit will be delivered to you within ten minutes, as for entertainment, there are e-sports rooms, cinemas, libraries, and even virtual reality technology experience areas, our intelligent system can even synthesize your favorite games, your favorite watches and movies for you on the spot according to your hobbies, if you want, Virtual reality technology can make you immersive," Little Balabala said a lot, and Zhu Bajie, the son-in-law of Gao Laozhuang, who thought he had a high vision, was speechless.
"Master, why did you bring me with you this time?" In the house of time, Fluttershy sticks to Chu Ming's body, the kind that can't be pulled off, Fluttershy is very good at looking at Chu Ming's expression, and when Chu Ming is bored, she will never be bored, but now, Fluttershy feels that she can charm Chu Ming to her heart's content, because she senses that Chu Ming is in a good mood.
"I don't feel comfortable putting you and this Zhu Bajie together, that guy is a complete pervert, there is no doubt about that" Chu Ming touched Fluttershy's delicate and boneless hand and said, "Hehe, then Fluttershy will thank the owner for taking care of him" Fluttershy said coquettishly, and anyone could hear the coquettishness in her tone, at this time, all it takes is Chu Ming's breath to push Fluttershy to the ground, and then ride her horse and whip up.
"Okay, now I don't have this mind, I have to break through the god, this world can go, Zhu Bajie is in my hands, as long as I enter the god transformation period, then there are countless benefits waiting for me! Our immortal days are long, don't rush this day and night" Chu Ming patted Fluttershy's hand and said, "But, master, Fluttershy's qualifications are dull, after so many years, her strength has not yet reached the Jindan, and Fluttershy is really useless", "Hey, how many years have you been cultivating, I'm busy cultivating, I don't have time to teach you, now it's okay, if I don't break through the god this time, I won't go out, in this process, I have to let you enter the Jindan stage!" Chu Ming assured Fluttershy.
"Really! Then Fluttershy will thank her master" After Fluttershy finished speaking, according to Chu Ming's command, he set up a huge bronze tripod that was not ordinary at first glance, and then Chu Ming began to burn slowly with a baby fire, and in the bronze tripod was the corpse of Pudu Cihang, this corpse of Pudu Cihang was a great supplement for Chu Ming, but unfortunately, the corpses of the other big demons were burned to ashes, and Chu Ming couldn't eat it, "Okay, let's stew slowly, let's start cultivating" Chu Ming said, Fluttershy hurriedly sat down in front of Chu Ming, He and Chu Ming entered the cultivation state face to face, and for a while, only the sound of boiling water in the big ding was left in the house.
This Pudu Cihang's corpse was stewed, it took a few years, Chu Ming ate once, and then continued to sit and cultivate, the powerful blood and qi continued to nourish Chu Ming's body, Chu Ming's body is also developing in the direction of King Kong is not bad, there is no time in cultivation, cultivation is simply a hasty cultivation game, some exercises are too huge, a year or two has passed when running a week, a hundred weeks is a hundred years, and Chu Ming's retreat this time is another hundred years, but fortunately, Chu Ming has time to be in the house, and Chu Ming's hundred years of the outside world have only passed a hundred days.
"It's time!" Suddenly, the Yuan Infant in Chu Ming's spirit shouted, Chu Ming burst out, and the strongest form of the Saiyan Demon Ape unfolded directly, Chu Ming waved his hand, and sent Fluttershy out of the Time House, and above the Time House, layers of black clouds were really condensing, to be precise, this should be called the Cloud Tribulation, from the beginning of the God Transformation Period, only by surviving the Heavenly Tribulation is the real advanced success, there are countless monks who have died under the Thunder Tribulation, even if it is an immortal, when it is advanced, there will be a thunder tribulation that is powerful enough to slaughter the immortals, and the same is true for demons, Among all the races, the demon race and the demon race are the most reluctant to face the existence of the thunder tribulation, and the power of thunder and lightning is ten times more harmful to these two races than to other races, so the mortality rate of demons is high and terrifying when crossing the tribulation.
"Here, the power is not small, but with your physical body, you should be able to carry it" Xiao Yuanying said to Chu Ming, the Saiyan Demon Ape who had regained his height of thirty meters, "Hmph, I said, you have no confidence in yourself?" I can absorb any heaven and earth aura, naturally including the power of thunder and lightning, I will absorb all of this heavenly tribulation, let my strength go further, presumably the time for me to enter the middle stage of the god transformation is almost up! Chu Ming said confidently, "Okay, it's good if you have confidence!" Xiao Yuanying was very satisfied with Chu Ming's self-confidence, and between speaking, the thunderclouds in the sky were suddenly illuminated, and a thick thunder snake rushed towards Chu Ming, carrying the power of thunder and lightning that was extremely strong, and then two, three, ten, and hundreds of thunder snakes rushed towards Chu Ming together.
"Come on! Roar! With Chu Ming's roar, Yuan Ying hurriedly retracted, Yuan Ying's body was too fragile, and if he was hit by a thunderbolt, he would die, Chu Ming ran the "Heaven and Earth Wuji True Demon Dafa" to the extreme, his thick hind limbs suddenly exerted force, and without waiting for the thunder and lightning to come, he jumped high and jumped into the thunder, and the power of thunder and lightning drawn from Zelas was exerted by Chu Ming, and the guide all these thunderbolts bombarded Chu Ming's body, and they didn't pull it.
"Zizizi, hey..... Damn, this forced pretending is a bit too much" A tingling, painful, and then a feeling of paralysis came out, Chu Ming had a certain sense of loss of control over his body, and at this time Chu Ming regretted that he was pretending to be big.