Chapter 3 Alley Entrance, Door God, Enchantment
Chapter 3: Alley Entrance, Door God, Enchantment
trotted all the way to the entrance of Chivalry Alley, and when he saw that no one was chasing behind him, he wiped a cold sweat and breathed a sigh of relief.
"How do the muscles of the kitchen god be trained, is it hard to cook?"
"Boy, what are you muttering, until your beggar grandfather rests. ”
Under the corner of the chivalrous alley, a ragged beggar lazily basks in the sun, unkempt, gray hair scattered wantonly, and on closer inspection, it seems that ants are risking to forage in the chaos.
"You have twenty-four hours of rest in a day, so why don't you sleep a few minutes less. ”
"It's not big or small, is this the attitude towards the elders?"
"Grandpa Door God, I'm joking, you're old and extraordinary, you won't bother with me, right?"
"I've watched you grow up, can you care about this little thing? However, when it comes to otherworldliness, I don't have such a realm, maybe the blind man has reached it. As the beggar spoke, he looked to the room in front of him on the left with a large gossip mirror.
"Who is blind?"
Disgruntled voices rang out from the room, and then a fat man in a loose robe walked out, with a pair of inky black round glasses on top of his round face.
"I said Uncle Xian, don't you look like a blind man dressed like this?" Mo Fan teased as he helped the door god.
"Mo Fan, if I didn't pretend to be a Taoist priest to tell fortunes and earn money, how could I raise you, I was a handful of and urine in those years, am I easy? You have no conscience, in order to let you live a good life, I haven't even looked for a partner......" Uncle Xian's voice choked.
"Again!" Mo Fan held his forehead, looking like he had a headache. "Uncle Xian, didn't I give you the original flavor last night?"
"Ahem...... Uncle Xian coughed a few times after hearing this, then adjusted his mood and approached Mo Fan and asked. "Boy, I went back last night and thought about it, something was wrong. ”
"What's wrong?"
"You said that the top is with you, and the bottom is ...... Hehe" Uncle Immortal said here, his expression extremely obscene.
"Original panties? I threw them away this morning. Mo Fan said with a little disgust.
"If you don't like it, can't you honor me?"
"What do you keep the dirty stuff for? In the trash can under my house, if you want, go through it, the scavengers only work at night, and they should still be there. ”
"Dirty things are about to be thrown away, that door god is so dirty, you throw him out and try it!" Uncle Immortal said angrily, and then hurried towards the trash can that Mo Fan said, his eyes full of greed.
"This fat man is hopeless. The door god shook his head and concluded.
"Heh, he wants me to throw you out. ”
"If you have the ability, come here, I just want to go out for a walk, but I'm too lazy to move, you can just help." ”
"Heh, Grandpa Door God's joke is not funny at all, with your strength, I can't touch you in a hundred. Mo Fan looked helpless.
"Don't be presumptuous, I still know your talent and ability, and you are alive today?"
"Well, yes, you give me two temporary passes, the people may be coming soon. ”
After listening to this, the beggar took out two bamboo slips from his dirty clothes and threw them at Mo Fan, which contained dark energy, and the speed was extremely fast, dividing into two shadows, and came to Mo Fan with a whoosh.
Seeing that the door god intended to test himself, Mo Fan smiled at the corner of his mouth, and calmly caught the two bamboo slips that were galloping over: "Thank you for the help of the door god." ”
Seeing that Mo Fan easily took the bamboo slip, the door god nodded with satisfaction: "My old beggar also wants to eat, if I don't cooperate with you to cheat some money, don't you want to starve to death?"
"Haha, Grandpa Door God understands people, I'll go out. ”
After Mo Fan said goodbye to the door god, he stepped out of the gate of Chivalry Alley, and the person disappeared out of thin air.
The door god looked at the disappearing figure, and said to himself with great satisfaction: "Master, he is really like you. ”
After Mo Fan walked out of the gate of Xia Ke Alley, he looked back and saw behind him, there was only a high stone wall.
"I went, I haven't been out for a few days, why did I change my position again?"
Mo Fan was a little flustered, this was not the position he had agreed with the girl. He quickly took out his mobile phone, opened the map positioning, and checked it carefully, which was two streets away from the agreed location, not very far. looked at the time, at 9:26, secretly relieved, there was still time.
Mo Fan trotted all the way to the agreed place, saw that there was no one around, and looked at the time again, there was still a minute.
"People shouldn't have arrived yet, and girls shouldn't be so punctual in their appointments. ”
At 9:30, a black luxury flying car stopped on the road in front of Mo Fan, and then the driver in black uniform got out of the car and pulled up the back door of the flying car.
"Miss, the place you said has arrived. The driver lowered his head and said very respectfully.
"Miss?" Mo Fan was alert after hearing this, and speculated according to the time and place, could it be that the young lady on the flying car was his date?
Mo Fan squinted at the car door, and then a pair of long beautiful legs stretched out, wearing over-the-knee stockings, and a pair of round scalp shoes on his feet, revealing white and tight thighs.
"Dressed in a preppy style, is it still a student?" Mo Fan guessed, his eyes narrowed slightly and continued to look up along his thighs, hoping to see more beautiful scenery.
"Hey, boy, what are you looking at!"
Two bodyguards with sunglasses walked out on the other side of the speeding car, and they were fiercely walking towards Mo Fan.
"Heh, do you mean me?" Mo Fan said calmly.
"Yes, boy, we're talking about you, if you know each other, go away quickly, or hehe......" One of the bodyguards clenched his fists and threatened.
"Why should I go away, the road is not yours. ”
"Yo, boy, you're itching, aren't you? ”
Seeing that the threat was useless, the bodyguard raised his fist and swung it towards Mo Fan's face. The bodyguard smiled smugly when he saw that the powerful punch was about to hit Mo Fan's face.
Seeing this, Mo Fan stretched out his index finger and pointed it on the middle finger of the bodyguard, and the oncoming fist stopped abruptly, and then Mo Fan used a little dark force, and the bodyguard who shot flew back.
The bodyguard who was watching the excitement looked nervous at this time, and without hesitation, he took out a weapon from his arms and aimed it at Mo Fan, it was a lightning pistol, and the person who was hit would be injured by a huge electric current.
"There's an Assassin! Protect Miss!" shouted the bodyguard.
"Heh, you made the first move, and you said that I was an assassin, and you were too domineering. Mo Fan sneered, then dug his hand into his arms.
"Stop! what are you doing?" the bodyguard asked nervously.
"I just want to smoke a cigarette, nothing else. After Mo Fan finished speaking, he ignored the bodyguard, took out a cigarette from his arms, and then said to the bodyguard. "Can you borrow a fire?"
Seeing that Mo Fan looked down on him so much, the bodyguard was angry in his heart, and gritted his teeth and said, "Despicable civilian, go and die!"
As soon as the bodyguard finished speaking, his fingers were forceful, he pulled the trigger, and shot an electric bullet at Mo Fan.
"Oh, I'm acute. Mo Fan said smoking a cigarette.
The bodyguard's pupils contracted at this time, his heart beat wildly, and Mo Fan, who was standing opposite him, not only dodged the electric bomb, but also used the electric bomb to light a cigarette.
"It must be a coincidence, yes, a coincidence. The bodyguard then picked up a lightning pistol and pointed it at Mo Fan, pressing the trigger with his fingers, but did not shoot an electric bullet.
"It's not endless, is it?" Mo Fan came to his side at some point, and the lightning pistol had broken in two.
Seeing this, the bodyguard suddenly fell to the ground, his eyes confused.
"You are the owner of Peach Blossom Island?" asked the young lady who stepped down from the speeding car, standing behind the bodyguards.
"Heh, you're just a cute, long-legged cute?" Mo Fan asked rhetorically as he exhaled a puff of white smoke.
"That's right, Peach Blossom Island Master, I didn't expect you to be good. ”
"That is, didn't I tell you that I have learned ancient martial arts?"
"Well, you did, but I don't believe it until now. Stand down, and if anyone disturbs my date, it will end up like them. ”
The long-legged Meng Meng took the lightning pistol from the bodyguard and shot it at the two bodyguards who had just shot.
Seeing this, the other bodyguards quickly evacuated and dragged the two unlucky people who had passed out with them.
Seeing this, Mo Fan muttered in his heart: "This long leg is not fake, but Meng Meng is not worthy of the name." ”
Mo Fan then carefully looked at the long legs in front of him, above the thighs was a red plaid miniskirt, wearing a white shirt with a red bow tie, and a khaki knitted sweater.
"Everything looks ordinary. ”
Mo Fan thought to himself, and then continued to look up. The long fiery red hair was draped on the fragrant shoulders, the facial features were exquisite, and he wore a certain white beret, and suddenly, Mo Fan was attracted by the girl's red pupils: "Chiyan vertical pupils?"
"Hey, have you seen enough, are you attracted by my beauty and have a bad heart?" asked the long-legged Meng Meng pretending to be angry.
"You are so beautiful, much better looking than in the photos, and for a moment I was so fascinated by your charm that I couldn't take my eyes off it at all, and I made you smile. ”
"For the sake of your honesty, Miss Ben will not pursue it. ”
"It's my blessing to be forgiven by a beautiful woman, my name is Mo Fan, the devil of ink, an ordinary fan, it's a pleasure to meet you. ”
"My name is Hazy Moon, Hazy Hazy, Moon of Moon. ”
"Haoyue, are you a student?"
"No, it's just dressed like that, it looks innocent. ”
"You look innocent, but a student is not necessarily innocent, innocence is a temperament, and it has nothing to do with identity. ”
"You mean I have a pure temperament?" asked Haoyue as she stared at Mo Fan with wide eyes.
"Oh, not only has a temperament, but also a pure smell, and around you, even the turbid air in the city becomes fresh and pleasant. ”
"A man's sweet words work better than any dessert. ”
"A woman's beauty is more refreshing than any medicine. ”
"Haha, you're talking so funny, by the way, aren't you going to take me to a very mysterious place for a date?"
"Yes, absolute mystery, you put this on your body. Mo Fan handed one of the bamboo slips given by the door god to Haoyue.
"What is this?" asked Haoyue, playing with the bamboo slips, which were gentle in texture, curious.
"Temporary pass, without this, you can't enter that mysterious place. ”
"Temporary?"
"That's right, you have to keep it properly when you go in, otherwise you won't be able to get out. ”
"It's so mysterious, could it be that you're deliberately brewing the atmosphere?"
"Believe it or not, that place is nearby, just two streets ahead. ”
"Well, okay, let's go. After Haoyue finished speaking, she generously put her hand on Mo Fan's arm, and her body was very close to Mo Fan.
"It feels so soft. Mo Fan enjoyed the feeling of Haoyue's plump chest on his arm, the corners of his mouth rose, and he walked towards Xia Ke Alley with Haoyue.