I have been fatherless and motherless since I was a child, and I have two eldest brothers on my head, my eldest brother is called Qiu Laoda, and the second brother is called Qiu Laoer.

I am ordinary, I am ordinary, I look ordinary, and my appearance is even more ordinary, but I am not ordinary, I am really not an ordinary person. It's all thanks to my peculiar identity, and to grow to this size, the only thing I'm thankful for is that I have an identity that is different from everyone else, I'm a real otherworldly.

What is a different world? To put it simply, I can live longer than ordinary people in human society, and if I practice magic and practice well, I will live to be 400 years old, of course, I don't work hard to practice magic ability in order to live longer, I just want to find something to do in a life that is three times more than ordinary people, and find something to do in a long life.

I spend a lot of time every day practicing otherworldly magic skills, and when I'm happy, I will find a few friends who are also addicted to it. But my brother Qiu Lao Er was not happy, and one day he told me that I should also find someone I like to start a family.

Starting a family? As soon as I heard Qiu Laoer's set of words, I was upset when the male was married or something. The more he said that, the more I thought of my sister-in-law, since my brother Qiu Lao Er took me to marry a sister-in-law, I got angry when I came back, I felt that my brother was not looking for a daughter-in-law, he was looking for an ancestor for himself.

My second sister-in-law is a cultivator who even I sigh at myself, her magic ability of a woman is actually above me and my second brother, since my second brother found this second sister-in-law, my second brother Qiu Lao Er has not had a good day, in addition to taking care of his own food and clothing, he also has to care about my sister-in-law, my sister-in-law is also a powerful person, she is actually obsessed with magic cultivation than me, every day in addition to eating and going to the toilet is to practice magic, I hate her the most people who don't care about anything, like my dead big brother, I forgot to say, my eldest brother is such a person, he doesn't care about anything except the ability to practice magic every day, and then he actually said that he wants to become an immortal and practice magic ability without eating or sleeping every day, and finally my eldest brother made a mistake after two weeks of not eating or sleeping like this, and died on the spot after the meridian reversal.

I persuaded my second brother to take care of her daughter-in-law, let her cook for us, and take care of the housework every day, distracting her from practicing magic, my second brother also felt that what I said made sense and conveyed these ideas to her daughter-in-law, but who knew that my sister-in-law was also very powerful, just said to let her take care of the family, she ran away from home, and when she came back, she carried a few bags of things, saying that it was the wild fruits she picked in the nearby mountains, and let my second brother get up and divide them into several meals.

My second brother never said that there was a problem with her daughter-in-law, and I didn't care, after all, my sister-in-law was married back by my second brother himself, and he suffered by himself, as for me, my daily routine is to eat a little wild fruit picked by my sister-in-law when I am happy, and when I am not happy, I sneak through the realm of ordinary human beings and my fox friends and dog friends to eat more delicious mountain and sea delicacies, life is like this, so unhappy, now my second brother actually said let me find a daughter-in-law to come back, haha, joke, I have also seen it in the past hundred years, which of our mother-in-law in another world is easy to provoke, Either he is lying down and not working, exhausting the man, or like my second sister-in-law, who is focused on the cultivation of magic ability, damn it, still thinking about the feather becoming an immortal? Isn't it enough to squander three times more than the average person? Do you really want to live forever? How is this possible, even the founder of our Biluo family has not done it, how can we be little friends? Enjoying life is the right thing to do! Why can't these people think so much?

On this day, my Qiu Lao Er began to talk about finding my daughter-in-law again, I wanted to run away, he actually started first, and asked the girl to come to the house, good guy, you can make an appointment, I can't play a few words to scare people away, but when I saw Qiu Lao Er found a blind date for me, I was scared and fainted, not to coax you, I was really scared to faint, when I woke up again, I lay on the bed board of the hay bunk and felt the cool breeze blowing down from the thatched roof above my head and woke up a lot.

"Tell me about you, Qiu Laosan, don't you often brag to your second brother that you have a tiger guts? Why are you scared like this for just a woman? ”

"Tell me, are you decent? The lotus girl finally came to visit, and you actually scared people away. ”

I listened to Qiu Lao Er's sentence after sentence count me, and I felt even more angry in my heart, God? This Qiu Lao Er definitely has an enmity with me, and it doesn't matter if he arranges a blind date, he actually arranges an extremely ugly aunt to scare whom! Also lotus girl, orange blossom is almost the same.

"I know that you are a disgusting girl, a little old, a little ugly, but you also have to look at the situation of our family, our family situation is not good, when I first married your sister-in-law, I thought about improving the living environment of our Qiu family through the strength of the two of us, but your second brother, I didn't expect to marry such a daughter-in-law who didn't care about the family, didn't help the family a little bit and made our lives worse, it's my brother I'm sorry for you." But no matter what, you have to go to the orange blossom, don't apologize to the lotus girl, the second brother has inquired, this lotus girl doesn't like to practice magic ability, her favorite thing is to cook and work, she is very hardworking, and the lotus girl is willing to marry you in these ten miles and eight villages. ”

Burst...... My second brother said a long list of words, I only heard one sentence clearly, look, his second brother also thinks that this girl is an orange girl, not a lotus, how could I marry such a woman with a face like an orange flower, I can't eat when I see her for the first time, if I really marry her in the future, I won't be scared to death by her.

I resolutely oppose marrying this orange blossom girl, why do you marry back, just like that, be a mother?

But since I met the orange girl for the future, I also have a preliminary plan, the daughter-in-law still has to marry, but I want to marry a beautiful water spirit, do not practice magic ability, like me at the same time prefer to do housework, and will make delicious meals for me to eat, only if you meet all the requirements can you become my Qiu Laosan's daughter-in-law.

But who knows, when I told my second brother and sister-in-law who were gnawing wild fruits about this great idea, the second sister-in-law rolled her eyes at me and went to practice magic, leaving the second brother crying and mourning and saying: "My good brother, you are going to fight a bachelor for the rest of your life, how can there be such a good woman in this world!" ”

Qiu Lao Er didn't agree with me, that was because he didn't have my good fortune, I always thought that I was a very blessed person, and such a good woman could only let me meet, so I embarked on a long road of seeking a wife with this mentality.

Ever since I decided that I wanted to marry such a beautiful and hardworking daughter-in-law, I have never been able to return on the road of courtship.

"Damn, you're sick, Qiu Laosan, your poor family is almost unable to open the pot and still wants to marry my daughter, and wants my daughter to do your laundry, cook for you, and serve you to eat, you dream."

"You took the wrong medicine, Qiu Laosan, what kind of virtue do you have, don't you have a point for yourself? You are so old, you have no income, you don't even have your own house, you still live under the same roof with your second brother and sister-in-law, and you have the face to marry us Zhu'er, your brain won't be in the water. ”

This is the umpteenth time I've been scolded by people pointing at my head, they call me delusional, toad wants to eat swan meat, I can't help but think, oh, that's your daughter is not blessed to be my daughter-in-law, I will always find the person who likes me wholeheartedly, I have always believed so.

I held on to this belief for about two years, when some turmoil in another world caused me to temporarily stop the operation.

That year, all of our aliens were exposed to the face of ordinary humans, aliens became the living targets of ordinary humans, ordinary people flew planes and all kinds of strong destruction machines, they rushed into the realm that only belonged to aliens, they caught people when they saw them, and killed those who resisted, without mercy, it seemed that overnight, the place where I lived for a hundred years became a battlefield of killing, I don't know what happened, after I found someone to investigate, everyone said that it was related to the Biluo headquarters, and it was said that the Biluo headquarters lost something important, After searching for nothing, the headquarters of Biluo launched a war with ordinary humans, and they want to fight! I, Qiu Laosan, am also a branch of the Biluo family, of course, I have to face my own family, and I and Qiu Laosan and my sister-in-law are naturally duty-bound.

That year, all of our aliens were exposed to the face of ordinary humans, aliens became the living targets of ordinary humans, ordinary people flew planes and all kinds of strong destruction machines, they rushed into the realm that only belonged to aliens, they caught people when they saw them, and killed those who resisted, without mercy, it seemed that overnight, the place where I lived for a hundred years became a battlefield of killing, I don't know what happened, after I found someone to investigate, everyone said that it was related to the Biluo headquarters, and it was said that the Biluo headquarters lost something important, After searching for nothing, the headquarters of Biluo launched a war with ordinary humans, and they want to fight! I, Qiu Laosan, am also a branch of the Biluo family, of course, I have to face my own family, and I and Qiu Laosan and my sister-in-law are naturally duty-bound.

But in the end, this battle didn't last long, probably less than a month, and we lost miserably.

My brother and sister-in-law and I slipped away to a place where ordinary people lived in a village full of lonely old people, and the children of these old people went out to work, and those who stayed behind were some old, weak, sick and disabled, and our arrival did not arouse anyone's suspicion.

After another period of time, there were a lot fewer voices outside about the people of the other world, and everyone stopped talking about us, and we also received news that the head of the Biluo headquarters, Biluo Canghai, now has a capable assistant, that is, his sister-in-law Biluo Xuanyue, who has been trying his best to save the Biluo family and has been protecting the other world.

In our circle of otherworldly people, every day there is a rumor about how the little young master of the Biluo family is good, at first I didn't think that after a few years, I couldn't hear them discussing otherworldly people in the circle of ordinary people, and I felt that the little young master of the Biluo family might not be so incompetent.

My brother and sister-in-law and I had a better life again, and we simply settled down in this poor and remote village, and with a stable life, I began my boring and boring life again.

When you are hungry, eat some wild fruits picked by your sister-in-law from the mountains, and when you are bored, you will ask a few fox friends to go for a walk, such a day is dull and comfortable.

I don't know what day it is, anyway, I stayed in the thatched hut at home until I was upset, and my brother went out, I and my fox friends came to a remote but sometimes ordinary people pass by on the highway, I used my magic ability to quickly damage all the nearby surveillance, and after doing these things, I stood in the middle of the road with my four-ring double-ring big knife, and asked my friends to force stop one passing car after another, and let the people in the car come down to test my martial arts.

I often play this kind of game, how happy I am when I stand in front of those defenseless ordinary people with a big knife, I cut them with a big knife and they desperately dodge, like an eagle catching a chicken, it is very fun, they beg me to let them go on the deserted highway, so helpless and desperate, my vanity has been greatly satisfied, I am not the most powerful practitioner of magic ability in another world, but in the world of ordinary humans he is still a god-like existence.

"It's not interesting, do you dare to play a game with your brothers?"

I looked at the fox friend with a full stomach and intestines and didn't speak.

"It's okay, I'm tired of the game of setting up cards on the highway to intercept ordinary people, what do you say?"

My dog friend asked naturally when he saw that I didn't speak.

"I think it's a bit unauthentic that we've been bullying ordinary people, and it's more fun if we don't have a game."

I saw what the fox friend said with a righteous face, and spurned him fiercely in my heart, this game of stopping people on the highway was also the first one he proposed, how is this not authentic?

"Uh-huh, then how can you talk about the few of us?" My dog friend saw that the fox friend had a new game, and naturally happily agreed.

"Then tell my brother how to play?" Fox friends and dog friends have agreed, I naturally can't have an opinion, besides, I'm bored, it's good to play something different.

"Okay, since we are unanimous, we will deal with these people, and we feel like leaving here." Fox Peng pointed to the ordinary people who were trembling around us.

Naturally, I wanted to leave early, so I walked in front of those people with my fox friends and dogs, one by one, and raised my hand to put it on the top of the person opposite, which easily erased the memory of the person opposite.

What we people from other worlds will do is erase the memories of ordinary people, but one person's mental power is limited, and a person like us with average cultivation ability can only erase the memories of two people at most.

The few of us will work together like this, play with some ordinary humans and erase their memories and let them go back and forth from wherever they want. The only thing my fox friends and I won't do is kill ordinary humans, everything has a degree, just have fun, and won't kill people.

That's why we can play all the time without getting in trouble.