Chapter 187: The Pig Killer (1st Update)
Yexi pretended to be struggling to carry two large buckets of water, and walked into the pigsty step by step, splashing water from the inside in the direction of the surrounding drainage ditches. The boots and pants were already full of muddy water processed by the magic scent pig, exuding bursts of "strange fragrance", even if she didn't turn off her sense of smell, she was already numb.
Walking out, Yexi put down the bucket and straightened up. She couldn't understand why those pigs kept carrying water to wash the mud when they liked to roll in the mud. If you want it to be clean, put the dirt on the stone slabs, or put the pigs in cages.
The pig girl explained: "Because the magic pigs have a temper and don't have mud for them to play with, they will be unhappy." If they are not happy, their meat will not taste good, and if the adults will not eat well, we will be punished. ”
Then let them go, the waves go.
The pig girl then explained: "No, if you clean and wash the pigsty from time to time, the aroma on their bodies will not disperse, and the meat will not be delicious at that time." ”
Night Creek Falls, are you sure they are scented? Still accumulating? Still not tasty? Smoke this peerless city to death, and this king will not serve.
Yexi's toes only deviated from the water-carrying route by an inch, and the fat aunt rushed out of a corner without knowing where the big bear's paw beckoned.
"Hurry up and get to work, the adults will eat in the evening." Delusional to seduce adults, and don't look at your shriveled body. ”
It's just out of anger, Yexi is so angry that his chest is bulging, dear, please keep your eyes open, are you sure there is nothing bulging on my chest?
"Humph!" The fat aunt shook off the meat balls that were bigger than Yexi's head on each side on the left and right, and Tsundere left.
Yexi slapped his face, and hurriedly spit out the mud stained with the scent of the demon pig.
That's it, every time it's like this, she has to wonder if this fat aunt has any special functions, every time she has the idea of running, she will fall from the sky in time.
Fat Aunt: But Shuer. There are many little girls she has handled, and all kinds of tricks of running to hook up with adults are already familiar in her heart. Hmph, look at you pleasing to the eye, my aunt must stop you from going astray.
However, the fat aunt still gave Yexi the opportunity to meet the adults, and took the initiative.
It was after Yexi diligently washed the pigsty for a week, and the fat aunt observed for a long time and finally determined that this thin girl who couldn't give birth to a son was not like other little hooves, and then, taught Yexi to kill pigs.
That's right, killing pigs.
Yexi held the pointy, one-and-a-half-foot-long pig-killing knife on his head, and he didn't understand how he was reduced to a pigherd and upgraded to a pig-killer.
The fat aunt pressed a half-big magic scented pig with clean and shiny hair on her head and taught her earnestly.
"This magic pig, there is no meat when it is small, and the meat is hard when it is old, only it has been raised for three months, it is just right, not fat or thin, and the meat is tender and the bones are crispy. No matter where the adults come from, they all give a thumbs up to our magic pig. In this war, we found a special person to raise pigs, not to eat our pig fragrance. ”
Yexi hummed weakly, no matter how fragrant she was, she wouldn't eat it.
"Bah, show someone a face. I can tell you, although adults don't look at slave girls in their eyes, it is not impossible to see your dejected face and get angry and kill you. You're dead, but no one is crying out to you, so hurry up and give me a smile. ”
Yexi pulled the corners of his mouth, hehe, hey.
Fat aunt: "It's pretty much the same, it's not that my old problem is that my hands are unstable, and I won't teach you." When this is over, you will follow your aunt back to our town, and I will find you an honest man to live a good life, and don't run away in the future. ”
After a few days of getting along, the fat aunt knew that Yexi was an orphan.
Yexi rolled her eyes in a place where the fat aunt couldn't see, if she wasn't sure that she was not mentally insane, she really thought that she was not wearing the cultivation realm but an ancient town.
"See clearly!"
As soon as the fat aunt drank, she dragged the pig's tail, and the magic fragrance pig that tied her limbs and her mouth was lifted upside down, and her head rushed down and slammed it-
"Ho-"
The pig's head is crooked.
Nightstream: "Dead?" ”
Fat aunt: "I'm unconscious." and the dead flesh was scattered. Smash it first, and then deal with it, so that it doesn't have to be crooked. ”
“...”
"Look at me."
“...”
"Do you hear that?" The fat aunt raised her voice.
Yexi hurriedly said: "Yes, look at it." ”
The fat aunt snorted, the young baby just can't talk well, and her temperament is still stubborn.
Lift the bowl with two big fists, bang bang bang, bang, starting from the pig's neck and thrashing it along the backbone to the pig's tail. After beating this side and that side, I hammered it back and forth several times.
Yexi: "Is this a thrashing of meat?" ”
"Loose bones, it's convenient to eat, and it comes down as soon as you tear the meat."
Yexi looked at the pig's head, and two strings of blood flowed out of the pig's mouth, fortunately, he was knocked unconscious first, otherwise the pig didn't know how to hurt.
The fat aunt took the pig-killing knife in the hand of the night stream, and said solemnly: "Look at it." ”
With a solemn look of being about to embark on a sacred and glorious cause that could not be offended, Yexi couldn't help but stand up straight.
"This is the most critical and difficult step, if you learn it, you will not have to worry about eating and drinking for the rest of your life."
Yexi nodded hurriedly, thank you for your teaching.
I saw the fat aunt holding a pointed pig-killing knife aimed at the place under the root of the tail and poked it violently.
"Whew-"
Yexi swore that she saw the dazed and angry eyes of the unconscious Demon Fragrance Pig suddenly opened, and a crystal tear slowly dripped down.
I couldn't help wiping my face, Demon Pig, Demon Pig, may you be majestic and majestic in your next life, and whoever eats your meat will explode whoever you want.
The fat aunt poked in, and then didn't stop, Yexi watched her huge fist follow the handle of the pig-killing knife into it, and then stirred it up and quickly retreated.
"Alright."
The fat aunt threw the pig-killing knife into the basin and shook off the blood on her hand and half of her arm.
"Know what I'm doing?"
Of course, Yexi knew that her spiritual power could be seen clearly, and the pig-killing knife accurately separated the internal organs and body cavity of the Demon Fragrance Pig. Now—
The fat aunt smiled, and the bloody hand pulled it out and pulled it out, and a complete pair of pig internal organs were pulled out.
"Pretty." The fat aunt smiled very proudly, who else in the town? Who else has such a neat skill as hers?
Yexi looked at the pig's head silently, and couldn't hum anymore, only one breath left.
Q: "Do you want to pickle it again?" ”
The fat aunt shook her head and said proudly: "Our magic pig, you don't need to put any spices, just roast it on the fire, the taste is so beautiful, you won't change it for a fairy." ”
Yexi nodded and asked, "I'll send it to the adults?" ”
"What send?" The fat aunt glared: "This is what I demonstrated to you, you have to learn this, in two days I will be even more unprofitable, you will learn it in these two days." ”
Yexi really didn't want to learn: "This is your family handicraft." ”
"What is not a family heirloom, it depends on talent." The fat aunt waved her paws: "I see you have this talent." ”
I really don't want to have this talent, Nightbrook sighed.
"That's... I'm going to catch two more heads and learn from you? ”
The fat aunt smiled, very pleased: "I'll just say that you have this talent, look at it, your face is not white and your eyes are not red, and you are very calm." ”
Yexi tugged at the corners of her mouth, I wanted to blush.
"There's no hurry." The fat aunt waved her bear paw again, pointed to the processed demon fragrant pig and instructed Yexi: "Hold it, my aunt will roast it for you to eat, so that you can open your eyes." ”
Yexi's body stiffened, and the king eats? This king has just made a wish, whoever eats will be treated with that.
I was stunned and forced my face to be whiter, and the corners of my eyes were red.
"Gross-"
"What's wrong?"
"Auntie, I'm slow to react, I feel disgusting now, you can find someone else to bake it and eat it."
After saying that, Yexi quickly ran back to his cabin with his chest clutched.
The fat aunt didn't have time to hold her, so she had to pick up the magic pig by herself and muttered to herself: "There is no such blessing." ”