Chapter 12: Killing Chickens and Monkeys (Part II)

"Little Baiming," Luo Sheng saw the Baimingbird soar into the air, and she stretched out her right palm. Seeing that Luo Sheng stopped it, the songbird endured its anger and slowly fell to Luo Sheng's palm, Luo Sheng touched the white feathers of the songbird, and said in a tone that was not distinguishable from joy and anger: "The Chen family is a family, why do you get distracted when you talk, then what I just asked do you want to hear?" Still don't want to hear it? Let's talk about it. ”

Luo Sheng didn't look at this person anymore after speaking, just stroked the feathers of the songbird, smoothing the feathers for it, she liked the feathers of the songbird very much, they were white and soft, and she wanted to sleep when she thought of being soft, if only there was a bed now, she wanted to lie down and sleep until dawn.

Chen Miao saw that he was too engrossed just now, and the table was full of people sitting down, just he and his wife were still standing, so he quickly pulled his wife back to his seat, he was shocked and broke out in a cold sweat, and said in his heart that this wife really deserves to die, she can't talk but her brains, and she almost killed him, seeing that Luo Sheng has been waiting for him to reply, he hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, little lady, but it's okay to talk about it, we all listen." ”

After Chen Miao finished speaking, he saw that Luo Sheng didn't care about playing with the bird in his hand, but she forgave her for her abruptness, so he didn't care that Luo Sheng's question was a little strange.

After Luo Sheng got an affirmative answer, her hands were still stroking the songbird on the long table, and she only said lightly with thin lips: "I met a person a long time ago, he said that his name is Ghost Thousand Faces, this Ghost Thousand Faces family members also know, he is the advisor of the previous family master, he followed the family master in the realm of ordinary people for thirty years, naturally he knows many things that everyone does not know, I can't go out at will when I stay in the head house, I can only tell me about the fun things in the realm of ordinary people, all of which should be to relieve my boredom, This ghost Qianmian also agreed. Just told me a story, saying that it is in the realm of ordinary people, there is such a building, and the people living in the building are all people who sell their art and body, what does this mean, your little lady and I have a thin face, I can't say these words, I don't need to say more, everyone understands, right? ”

"Hahaha, I understand, we all know too much about this." Qi Dingtian said with a smile.

"Everyone knows this, haha, little miss, you are also good at this." Zheng Jiang also echoed when he saw it.

"Hahaha......"

After listening to Luo Sheng's story, they understood, this is a peachy story, and they all immediately became interested, urging Luo Sheng to hurry up and tell what was going on, especially Chen Miao, who had just sat down, saw that everyone was agitated, and he also echoed: "Little Miss, tell me what happened down here?" This is a story that deserves to be told to you by the most respected Ghost Thousand Faces predecessors, and it must be a good story. ”

"It's really a good story," Luo Sheng had a songbird in her right hand, and it was not convenient, so she picked up the goblet in front of her with her left hand and took a sip of the white water in the cup and said: "In this building, there are people of different genders, the upstairs is male, and the downstairs is female." The guests who come and go are looking for men and women, and those who like women are looking for women. Later, our ghost Senmian senior had to go to this place with the head of the family because of some things. ”

"Oh-yes, yes." Someone in the crowd said in a long voice, "And then? ”

"Shhhhh It's normal to spend all day drinking, but to the surprise of the two, they also met a woman and found that these two people are actually husband and wife in our other world."

As soon as the people heard this, the surrounding area exploded, which was indeed an interesting thing, and everyone began to talk about it.

"I'll go, this story is very exciting wow, haha, it's exciting to think about, this has been our husbands running outside to find women since ancient times, and I haven't heard of a wife with a husband going to give her husband a green hat, this woman is powerful enough." Qi Dingtian said with a smile.

"I don't know what kind of woman it is, this is amazing, she actually cuckolded her husband, this is the first time I have heard of such a woman in so long life, if the woman's husband knows that he is looking for a woman downstairs, but his wife is looking for another man upstairs, this must not make the man angry." Zheng Jiang continued.

Chen Miao saw that everyone was talking about this, and he thought it was very interesting, so he forgot the awkwardness in his heart just now, and interjected: "This is that you people don't have enough knowledge, you haven't kept up with the pace of the times over the years, but I will watch ordinary human TV every day to understand their lives, but in ancient times, there were women who brought cuckolds to men, what is it called Lotus, alas, I forgot, anyway, there is this person." ”

"The fun is still to comeβ€”it's just that these two are still sitting at our long table today, and everyone says it's funny." When she said this, Luo Sheng's eyes exuded a lot of bright brilliance, and her voice somehow became very crisp and pleasant, like the song of a lark.

As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent.

Among them, with their wives, only the Chen family is the head of the family.

At this moment, the eyes of the people at the table didn't know where to look, and they didn't see that it was curiosity at work, so they wanted to know what Chen Miao's expression was at the moment, what was it like to see it, it was embarrassing, they were all men, and everyone's sympathy and curiosity were scuffled.

Chen Miao also reacted for a while before he realized that the person who was cuckolded was himself, and he was just like a fool to popularize the knowledge of being cheated on to everyone, it was really embarrassing, he stood up at once, turned over his hand and slapped the fat face of his wife next to him: "Slut, you slut dare to steal a man." ”

"Why are you beating me, what's wrong with you looking for a woman and me looking for a man?" The woman cried out over her face.

"You...... You ......" Chen Miao was angry and stood unsteadily, just pointing at Chen Liu's head and couldn't speak.

"Today is the day of great joy for the head of the family, I originally wanted to tell a happy story, why did I still do it? How can this be done, you are making such a fuss at the dinner party of the head of the family, isn't it discordant with the rules, which makes my mood worse," Luo Sheng saw that the timing was just right, so he looked at the people at the table: "I have been sick for a few years, and I came to the dinner party of the head of the family just a little bit when I was sick, but you people don't know how to be considerate and considerate of me, is it that I haven't appeared in front of all of you for a few years, and you have forgotten how I killed the person who angered me before, right?" ”

After Luo Sheng finished speaking, he put down his overlapping legs and stood up, picked up the goblet he had just drunk and threw it on the uncarpeted marble tiles next to him.

I only heard a crisp sound of "clang-" and the valuable goblet was smashed by Luo Sheng.

"Little Miss is angry." Seeing Luo Sheng's sudden anger, everyone quickly stood up and bent down to persuade.

These people bent over and could only see Luo Sheng's feet in white low-heeled shoes, which reminded them of some of the past.

That was when the little lady of the Biluo family had just been taken back to the main house by the head of the family, and that year coincided with the little lady's 100th birthday coming-of-age ceremony. There was a little girl behind her who helped her hold the tail of her skirt, and the little girl didn't know what was going on, so she fell in the direction of the little lady, just crushing the little lady to the ground.

The heads of the branch who watched the ceremony laughed when they saw that the little lady had made a fool of herself at the altar of the Heavenly Sacrifice God.

The little lady saw that others were laughing at her, and she didn't have any special expression on her face, but after the girl helped her up, she saw a cruel smile on the little lady's face. I saw that as soon as she pushed the girl away, she cast a spell at the sky and summoned a big white bird, there are old people in the family who know, that bird is the second most colorful bird in the ancient beasts, the second most famous songbird, and everyone also knew at that time that this little lady was the summoner of the Yu clan.

The little lady is so young, and she can summon such a powerful Yu clan for her own use, which is really young and promising. But before everyone was surprised that this little lady had such a gifted ability, they saw that this little lady actually waved her backhand, causing the pine pine to fly down and tear the little girl who had just been poorly served in mid-air into human flesh.

The shredded pieces of human flesh mixed with blood dripped onto the altar of the Heavenly Sacrifice God, and this little lady stepped on the flesh and blood of the girl, walked up the ninety-nine steps of the altar, and became the only one in the Biluo family, the little lady with a distinguished position.

It seems that their group of family members are old, and they have actually left such an important thing behind, and this little lady is more ruthless than the head of the family.

Five years ago, this little lady suddenly said that she had some kind of disease, and the infection was very strong, and everyone who had come into contact with the little lady died, and other people were scared when they heard it, and no one was willing to serve this strange-tempered and ruthless person.

At that time, the head of the family was rebuilding Biluo's house, and the head of the family found a place for the little lady to live in, but no one wanted to live next to the little lady in the courtyard, and the head of the house had no choice but to build a small house for the little lady to live in in his own courtyard, and ordered her not to step out of the door, so as not to infect others. So the little lady lived in the courtyard of the head of the house for five years, and no one had ever seen the little lady step out of the door in five years, and gradually, everyone forgot that there was such a person in the Biluo family. The people in their branch also heard the news that the little lady was cured a few days ago, and everyone didn't expect that the little lady was sick and came to the family master's dinner.

Chen Miao provoked trouble, they didn't have too many expressions when they observed the little lady, seeing that she looked quite kind, I didn't expect that this was all for their group of people to save up the fire, and they didn't send it out, but now that it's out, then whoever provokes the fire will suffer it, they didn't provoke this grandmother.

Thinking about it this way, although they bowed, they didn't feel very tired, and they just let them fight if they didn't do their business, not to mention that the Chen family members have relied on their business acumen in the past few years, and they have suppressed them a lot, since the little lady wants to find trouble with him, they are desperate.

"Let's be peaceful," Luo Sheng said, looking at the people who straightened their waists and turned their eyes, of course she knew what this group of people were thinking, and she was going to fulfill their wishes: "Chen family, I will condemn you for three crimes today, and today the people from our Biluo General Family Branch are also here, then everyone will listen to it and see if what I say is right or not." ”

"Yes, little miss, I'll listen to you." The crowd stood up and replied in unison.

"One crime, I blame him for the Chen family's wife, Liu's vain discussion of the little lady of the Biluo family, who is not dressed properly," Luo Sheng stared at Liu, "Our Biluo family is still dressed white, this is a custom left by the ancestors, it doesn't matter how to wear it on weekdays, but when the Biluo family holds a grand banquet, we can only wear white clothes to show that we do not forget our ancestors and follow the sages, which everyone also knows, and we do it very well." But I don't remember which genealogy of the Biluo family stipulates that anyone other than those who are not the superior of my clan can wear a long dress to the banquet? This symbolizes the status of the long hem tail dress skirt, that is, the head of the Biluo family and the little lady of the Biluo family, I need to wear it at the coming-of-age ceremony and the grand banquet, tonight is not the official main banquet. Then dare to ask our Liu family in what capacity did he come out and hang out in the clothes of the superior woman of the Biluo family? Could it be that you want to covet me or the position of the future head of the house? ”

"I ...... I don't, I don't know ...... rules" Liu was suddenly held accountable, she was stunned all of a sudden, she was a woman at the bottom of the branch, she had no education, and she didn't know much about the Biluo family's "Etiquette", she only knew that people who climbed a high position could get rid of their cheap life since she was sensible. She tried her best to squeeze Chen Miao's original ration down, her original family was poor, where did she know that the head family was dressed exquisitely, after she became Chen Miao's wife, in order not to be ridiculed for being a rural village girl, she learned the dressing of the noble women around her, and her husband also praised her for dressing up. She just dressed as she pleased, and she didn't expect to say anything like that. She took the initiative to trouble Luo Sheng today because of her husband's eyes, but how could she, a woman, understand the official words of these people, in order not to let her husband be disappointed in her, she looked at Luo Sheng's whole body, and she could only pick thorns from dressing up, but she didn't think about it, but said the wrong thing.

Liu was anxious to defend: "All the dresses are because I have worn them like this in recent years, and they also said that as long as they do not exceed the length of the skirt of the housewife and the little lady, they can wear it on the body."

Liu said as he anxiously dragged her husband on the side with her hand.

Chen Miao also just remembered that there was such a "Law of Etiquette" in Biluo's mind at this time, he had been busy with business, and he never thought that there would be such a thing, just seeing that his wife was in good shape and looked good in everything, he was tossed by her.

Luo Sheng saw that the two of them were very confused, so she looked at the old man who was messing up just now, he had no talent, but he was promoted by the head of the family, this person was useless, but he was a dead brain, and he kept dragging the old "Etiquette Law", it seemed that it was time to give the old man a chance to perform, so she asked: "Old lady Lin, I am only a shallow learner, can you tell me, is what I just said right or not?" ”

"Yes, what Miss Xiao said is very right, as the so-called state has national laws, families have family rules, and the Biluo family has two sets of rules, one is the "Law", and the other is the "Etiquette Law", the "Law" talks about the rules set by the head of the family, and the "Etiquette Law" talks about the rules set by the housekeeper." Seeing that someone had finally begun to appreciate him, the old man happily told him what he knew.

Luo Sheng nodded when she got the answer she wanted, she thought of the fact that when she first joined the Biluo family, the head of the family asked her to memorize these two codes. It's just a matter of reciting the "Law", it was formulated by the successive heads of the Biluo family, and it was useful, so she memorized it, but Luo Sheng read two copies of the "Law of Etiquette", which was formulated by the housewives of the Biluo family for generations, and they were all about women's big farts, all for the women of the Biluo family. There are clear regulations on how the women of the Biluo family dress up in the "Law of Etiquette", and Luo Sheng was still strongly dissatisfied when he carried it. She likes to wear comfortable sportswear, but seeing that this etiquette law also stipulates how to wear it to a banquet, and what to do in a mess, but everyone can wear it how they want.

Luo Sheng remembered that when she was reciting the "Law of Etiquette", she was about to roll her eyes, and the head of the family stood next to her and looked at her with a smile, he said that she was the noble little lady of the Biluo family, and the management of the women of the Biluo family was the most troublesome.

If you want to manage this family well, if you want to control these people, you have to remember these things and obey these things. In order not to cause trouble to the head of the family, she has been doing this according to the words of the head of the family, she saw that these women had violated the rules before, and she didn't bother to care, but today Liu deliberately provoked, she didn't want to worry about her, but this woman became more and more energetic under Chen Miao's instigation.

Yes, Luo Sheng's voice became more and more audible: "Oh? It turned out that I did it privately, so where did you put me, the little lady of the Biluo family? Where will we be the future head of the Biluo family? Can we Biluo family do whatever we want without etiquette? ”

The first crime was convicted, Chen Liu was speechless, and Luo Sheng continued: "For these two crimes, I blame the head of the Chen family." ”

"What? Why do you want to hold me accountable, it has nothing to do with me, it's this stupid woman who said that you are not dressed properly, what are you doing to me. ”

"You blatantly covet the appearance of the little lady of the Biluo family, and make filthy thoughts about me, the little lady, you are blind to me, or are you testing the eyesight of everyone present." Although this is the case, Luo Sheng's voice became more and more sweet.

"Miss Xiao is right, the head of the Chen family, this is not me waiting for nonsense to frame you, this is what your wife said, doesn't the wife know what kind of virtue her husband is?" Qi Dingtian saw that the wind was not in the right direction, and quickly turned into a wall grass.

Zheng Jiang also echoed: "Yes, you just misbehaved, and we all saw it, right?" ”

"Yes......"

The wall fell and everyone pushed it.

This is a fact, and Chen Miao is irrefutable.

"These three sins, that is," Luo Sheng's voice suddenly said sharply, "It is an unforgivable sin committed, and the head of the Chen family and his wife vainly commented on the affairs of the head of the family and the future head of the house." ”

"When did we talk about the head of the house? Did we have anything to say? "The man didn't know what he had done, and he made the little lady so angry that he actually buttoned him up like this.

"Let me ask you two members of the Chen family, do you know what the head of the family is going to do tonight? dared to say such a rebellious thing just now, insulting the head of the family and the future housewife. ”

Chen Miao was confused here, but the group of people sitting there remembered that this little lady was holding them accountable for discussing the affairs of the head of the family and the mother of the house.

They were also involved in this presumptuous discussion of the head of the family, and seeing this situation, this little lady wanted to hold them accountable, and everyone broke a string and stared at Luo Sheng.

"You two know that you have violated my taboo. I can forgive you for insulting me with words, I can forgive you for insulting me with your eyes, but I will never forgive you for daring to insult the Biluo family. The head of the family and the future housewife will hold a big wedding celebration tomorrow according to the day, and today I just invited people from our family to come and get together, lively and lively, but you don't know how to lift up, humiliate the future of the housewife, do you know why I want to add a future in front of the housemother? It's because she is not the real housewife of our Biluo family now, and when she marries the head of the Biluo family tomorrow, she will still be a complete woman according to the etiquette system. Although the times are changing now, everyone's trend of thought is different from the old times, and there are many people who have performed the rites of husband and wife before marriage, but the housewife of the Biluo family is not good, if she is not a complete woman before marriage, she will be spurned by the ancestors, and will not be accepted by the altar of the gods, and the future housemother will not be able to enter the mausoleum of the ancestors of the Biluo family because of your stupidity, Chen and his wife, what do you want to put the head of the family in now, what position do you want to put the future housewife, or do you want to insult the eyes of the ancestors of the Biluo family? ”

When everyone heard Luo Sheng say this, they remembered that the Biluo family still had such a "Law", and their group of people was now familiar with the ordinary human world, and it was common for them to be entangled with women, and after a long time, they almost regarded themselves as ordinary human beings, and they actually forgot the rules set by their ancestors. Their group of people can ignore this etiquette, three wives and four concubines can be, but the head of the Biluo family can't act recklessly, but they listen to the little lady's spearhead who is the Chen family, this little lady just wants to take Chen Miao and kill them as an example, no matter what, it's not just herself, kill if you want to kill, everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they thought so.

Chen Miao was kneeling on the ground here, but his thoughts were also wandering in his heart, he heard that Luo Sheng only held him accountable, of course he was not convinced: "Why only punish me, everyone said it, don't say anything else, Qi Dingtian and Zheng Jiang should take this responsibility with me." ”

If you want to die, you still pull a cushion, Qi Dingtian saw Chen Miao bite them back, and said hurriedly: "It was you who signaled us to follow your words, we were confused by you, little miss, please find out." ”

"Yes, yes...... That's it....... Zheng Jiang also hurriedly agreed.

Luo Sheng said: "Of course not, you ......"

"You'll all be punished." Before Luo Sheng could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a voice.

"Knock-knock-knock." The hammer pendulum clock that chimes the hour at the elevator entrance rang on time.

"I haven't arrived for a while, and everyone in charge just gives a long face?"

Accompanied by the heavy bell, a male voice came from the elevator entrance, and there was a hint of coercion in the gentle voice.