"Daoist, I feel like you've changed a lot lately." Lei Dazhuang really felt this way, and his brother seemed to have changed his body as soon as he started exercising.

"I also feel like I've been handsome lately." Tang Shidao responded calmly.

"Hold the grass! Retract the preface, you haven't changed, it's just that my eyes are old for a while. "When I heard such a familiar Bai Lei Dazhuang, I was relieved, my good brother has become stronger and stronger, and he has matured a little more in his diligent study. The person is still the same person, the formula is still the same formula, the seasoning is still the same seasoning, and the preservative is still the packet of preservative.

As long as your brother remains the same, you won't be afraid of being transgendered.

"Tell me, what do you want to fart when you pout your ass?" Tang Shidao knows very well that Lei Dazhuang is a person, this person is generally only looking for pumps, and it is difficult to talk seriously.

"If I hold a piece of grass, I can't be a serious person. I'm a little far from being a serious person, but I've tried to move in that direction. Lei Dazhuang has a disease that will die if his mouth is not cheap, really, it is quite serious: "Taoist priest, get down to business." We just made a bet with the top students of Class 311 for a chance to win a week of free supper. ”

Tang Shidao was speechless, you didn't say that you might lose a week's supper.

Lei Dazhuang hurriedly added: "Don't worry, I have already thought about it, it is impossible to lose with the strength of our 314 class." Isn't there going to be a school celebration in a few days, and each class will have a show to create an atmosphere. This time, I used my mobile phone to vote democratically, and I promised that I would not be fake. We bet against class 311 that whoever has the higher number of votes for the show wins, and whoever loses will have a week's supper. Do you think a bunch of nerds can compare to us, this time we won, hahahaha. ”

"Before I bury you alive, what are your plans?"

"It also needs to be planned, rest assured, it will be won." Lei Dazhuang's body size is not proportional to his brain. With a height of 1.95 meters and a sturdy and slightly fat man, there is no second one in the entire tea city that can be compared. Unfortunately, his brain is estimated to be only one tablespoon.

Tang Shidao was also desperate.

Don't need to plan?

Let's not talk about the excellent grades in a class, people know piano, violin, accordion, electronic piano, guqin, dulcimer, moon piano, and horse-head qin. Not to mention their own skills, a group of top people are born with a tall halo. Even if everyone's performance program is about the same level, it is impossible to vote for a scumbag like you on a mobile phone.

Democratic voting is the greatest injustice!

"No, our senior high school class will talk about this at the beginning, and we say that good studies are the most important?" Tang Shidao thought of the point. The sky is big, the earth is big, can there be a college entrance examination?

"I volunteered to sign up." Lei Dazhuang said confidently.

"Give you a chance to confess before I strangle you, tell me, how did this happen?" Tang Shidao suddenly felt that there was something wrong here. Lei Dazhuang has a problem with his brain, and the first class has a problem with his mind, and he feels that they are secretly calculating something.

"They wanted to find a white beauty to match a talented and beautiful performer, so I took the initiative to support them and bargained with them, that's all." Lei Dazhuang said as a matter of course.

Tang Shidao believed that Lei Dazhuang's recklessness value had always been not low.

What's more, the white beauty is on the stall, and it is strange that the male hormones of the male animals in the class do not explode.

Mention of the White Beauty.

She is also a girl in class 314, with a calamity in appearance and a national treasure, and she is a goddess that twenty-four male animals have sworn to protect for life...... It means that the swimsuit photos placed on the hard drive will not be deleted for a lifetime! I remember that when I was a freshman in high school, Tang Shidao felt that he would blush when he looked at a white beauty. Now the perception is indescribable, after all, the mage sees things from a different angle than a human looking at things.

The surname of the white beauty is white.

Since childhood, she has been pink and cute, and her fair skin is outstanding, so she was named 'beauty' by her parents who were not cured of her second illness. I've been so beautiful since I grew up, and now I've grown to the level of a red face and a curse. Bai Meiren's parents are very ordinary office workers, and it is rumored that Bai Mei is guarded by nobles behind her, so she has not been harassed so far.

aspects of life.

The white beauty herself has bad grades and is not bad, cooking is not delicious or unpalatable, painting is not good or ugly, she likes to sing very much, it is not good or bad...... In short, white beauties have little merit other than being pretty themselves.

Unfortunately.

For high school male livestock, as long as they are beautiful, they don't need other advantages.

"I have three strategies, which one do you want to hear?" Tang Shidao knows what kind of mentality the male livestock have when they guard the class flowers, but looking back, youth is so wasted, you are embarrassed to call yourself a young man if you are not crazy.

"The best policy?"

"If you are buried alive, death without proof is not a loss." Tang Shidao is unceremonious, and being idle is also idle.

"Let's talk about the middle way."

"After burying it alive, dig it out again, and bury it again in a different hiding place, so that they can't find it." Don Shidao optimizes the previous plan.

"The next step is not to dig it out and throw it into the sea, right?" Lei Dazhuang only felt like he was going to lose at this time.

"Nope."

"What's the next step?"

"You go on stage and sing!" Tang Shidao is serious.

"Then you might as well bury me alive." Lei Dazhuang jumped to his feet when he heard this. Singing is too far away from me, about the distance between the Earth Emperor and the Moon Emperor. If you let yourself go, I don't know how many people will survive at the school celebration venue. Half a song can make the cabaret owner free of charge, just want to go quickly, this power can ordinary people withstand?

"You don't know now you're going to lose." Tang Shidao laughed angrily.

"Teacher Yang said we can win." Lei Dazhuang was not convinced.

"Emperor Qin said that he didn't die, let you fight for money, and you won't fight at first glance? Let's talk about how the head teacher fooled you. "Tang Shidao wants to hear the truth of adults.

Teacher Yang said...... Regarding the performance program, just by virtue of our appearance, we must write a good script, plan carefully, rehearse carefully, work together, take it seriously, and make 200% efforts to do it well, otherwise there will be no sight. We are not far from the college entrance examination, and it is impossible to waste time like this, so there is an easier way: find a beautiful woman and let her go on stage, don't bother, just twist a few times, and the chances of winning are very big. Lei Dazhuang was serious and added: "This is Mr. Yang's experience in teaching for many years, proper." ”

Encountering such a reasonable statement, Tang Shidao was speechless.

The white beauty is going to go on stage and twist it a few times.

Win properly.

"Is she willing to go on stage?" Tang Shidao lit a little flame of hope.

"I don't want to." Lei Dazhuang poured a bucket of cold water down.

All right.

Science has once again proved that the Emperor is round, and everything is back to square one!

Back to the classroom.

Tang Shidao saw that the male classmates all turned their heads and looked at them with anticipation. Don't get me wrong, because Tang Shidao's masturbation is the highest, and the students who are too deeply poisoned by the game are regarded as omnipotent. I've solved one or two troubles before, so I should be steady. It's like Lei Dazhuang's mouth is disgusting in the class, but it doesn't get to the point of being annoying. The key is that his body is very secure, and the students need this kind of brainless stormtrooper captain.

The decisive battle is imminent.

Tang Shidao calculated the strength of his 'teammates'. Well, the odds are a bit high, and we're about to break through 0.1%.

Compared with the top students in the first class, Gao Fushuai, all the members of the 314 class have the qualification certificate of the waste material regiment. For example, Wang Hui, the best class president, has good grades, good family background, good face and good temper, basically has no shortcomings, the only deficiency is: short!

A 'short' word, did you crit?

Not yet?

There is also a classmate named Wang Xiaohui in the class, whose name is one word different, and he is more than 1.8 meters tall.

Fatal in one hit, right?

There is no harm without contrast. In the three years from the first year of high school to the third year of high school, the class leaders Wang Hui and Wang Xiaohui did not take a group photo once. From this point of view, the squad leader is still very tenacious, and he has endured it for three years without transferring to another school.

Let's talk about other comrades-in-arms.

Sports Hu Dong is strong and healthy, but: ugly!

The language represents Song Shu, who is literate and knowledgeable, but: fat!

Zhao Qi, the representative of mathematics, is very smart and has excellent grades, but: crazy!

His best friend Lei Dazhuang's classmate, the cow is tall and the horse is big, and the family still has money, but: cheap! Stupid! Impulse! Cow temper! Troublemaker...... One hundred articles are omitted below. Back to say that he actually has a fatal flaw: poor! Such a group of combinations can't even win a single student in the top class, and they still want to challenge someone else's class, hehe, this difficulty is really more difficult than the men's football in the ancestral dragon country wants to win the World Cup.

"What are you afraid of, what about a class, don't be cowardly." Lei Dazhuang has a good habit, without saying a word, he shoots out his wallet, and he is a proper nouveau riche.

The meaning is obvious.

If you lose, you don't have to pay for it, I'll pay for the supper. But: you can lose, you can't coax!

The students were immediately relieved when they saw it, and sang a song 'It doesn't matter'.

The eyes of everyone said: You can just play with Tang Shidao, we can be responsible for raising the flag and shouting.

Seeing the performance of this group of pig teammates, Tang Shidao suddenly wanted to laugh. What should a senior high school student look like? This is what a high school junior should be: if you don't accept it, do it, don't coax! Teenagers are not impulsive, you wait until you are eighty years old to be enthusiastic. It's not what a mage should do when he has no brains, but it's completely in line with his identity as a senior dog.

This is the true taste of life.

In the face of a class of rich and handsome people, do we need to 'ask how sad you can be, five people, four pits and twenty votes'?

No!

When it comes to acting, Tang Shidao can make a cameo appearance as a magician, make a big change crow or a big change live wolf, or something like that. If you use the primary transfiguration technique, you can put on a magic show that shocks the world. It's impossible to lose a school celebration show, it depends on how you want to enjoy this kind of 'don't cowardly do it' youth life.

"Fatty, let's go out and talk." Tang Shidao thought about it and decided not to make too much of a move.

Out of the classroom, up to the roof.

Tang Shidao looked at the people around him and said, "Fatty, help me get some of this kind of thing, I have a way to make an interesting show." You are responsible for finding the training venue, and you can practice with me for a few nights in the evening. ”

Lei Dazhuang was a little strange: "Okay, things and venues are easy." But you can do it, I haven't seen you play this hand before? ”

Tang Shidao didn't explain: "You will know tonight if it works." Remember not to look too far and not to talk too far about our pre-program. If you want to win, you have to put a lock on your mouth, you know? I guess there is a good program waiting for us in the first class, let Zhao Qi investigate it. Others are crazy, but their brains are several times better than yours. ”

Lei Dazhuang made an OK gesture, indicating that he was bound to win.

At night.

Tang Shidao enters the mage network in search of interesting illusion magic.

"Wait a minute, boy. Give me 1 mana, and I'll give you a big gift package for nothing. "It's hard for a scarecrow to speak.

"No." Tang Shidao was pitted too much, and he decided to let the bullets fly for a while.

"Smarter? Not bad. Here's your gift, a whole bunch of alchemy materials and an alchemy-making table. The other party paid 2 mana in advance, and he 1 you 1, so you don't have to pay. "The scarecrow is really pit people, it is estimated that Tang Shidao will really accept it as soon as he gives it.

"There is no such thing as a free lunch. Who is the other party? What does he ask for? ”

"It's called the blue-eyed fox, it belongs to the half-beast race, and wants to make friends with you." The scarecrow received the money, and naturally conveyed the message word for word.

Tang Shidao was surprised when he heard it.

The mages of the mage network generally use nicknames, or directly race. The other party's name is the blue-eyed fox, and it is a half-beast race, so it must be a very intelligent race. The task is 2 mana, the alchemy crafting table is 5 points, and a lot of materials totals no less than 30 points, so the other party gave 37 gifts for nothing.

The other party does not ask for it, which is more troublesome than 'having a request'.

Debts are easy to pay!

It's hard to repay the favor!

"Can you tell me why?" Tang Shidao asked.

"1 mana." The scarecrow answered immediately. It's still that attitude, it's still that tone, and it's still the character who will die if you don't want money.

"Okay."