Chapter 1021: Marrying
After the porter, who was originally very proud, saw the silver thrown by Chu Ming, he suddenly turned into a puddle of mud, threw his extremely proud posture, and his own personality and other bullshit things on the ground, and stepped on them a few times.
"Uncle, don't worry, our Gao family has good forage, and the small one will definitely serve your BMW comfortably" The porter looked at the face of the silver, and didn't mind calling Uncle Chu Ming uncle.
Sure enough, in any era, those who have money are uncles, and those who don't have money are grandchildren.
Chu Ming didn't go to the concierge again, and walked into the Gao family with Tang Sanzang, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw a bookkeeper holding a brush staring at him, especially after seeing Tang Sanzang's clothes, the bookkeeper's brows were even more wrinkled.
"Why is it that everyone is allowed in? The monks are all in! The account room muttered, although the voice of the account room was very low, but it still came into Tang Sanzang's ears, Tang Sanzang, as a monk, the thickness of his face was also practiced, for the account room, Tang Sanzang automatically chose to ignore it.
"Get on the account!" Chu Ming didn't say a word, he threw the two huge gold ingots in front of the account room, after the account room saw the gold ingots on the table, he rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and then looked at Chu Ming suspiciously, "What?" Too little, huh? Chu Ming said to the account room.
"No, no, no, dare to ask the name of this son, the little old man will give you an account for the son" The attitude of the account office is also the same as that of the porter, and there is a big change of one hundred and eighty degrees after seeing the gold ingot.
"Chu Ming, wait a minute, let the back kitchen give this master a vegetarian table, dare to have a little bit of meat oil, I will lift your Gao family's stove" Chu Ming said to the account room, the account room listened to Chu Ming's very unkind words, otherwise there was no displeasure, but nodded very respectfully, the two gold ingots that Chu Ming gave, not to mention anything else, just the vegetarian table is enough to buy dozens of seats.
After the account room gave Chu Ming an account, he asked someone to instruct the kitchen to prepare a table of vegetarian tables, and the bottom of the pot must be brushed clean, and there must be no meat oil.
Tang Sanzang watched from the side and didn't speak, but he was a little sad in his heart, no way, he was a senior monk of the Tang Dynasty, but whether it was the concierge or the account room, after seeing him, he was unhappy, and he couldn't wait to let him get out of the way, but after seeing Chu Ming holding the gold ingot, he was extremely respectful to Chu Ming, which made Tang Sanzang understand that in the hearts of ordinary people, Buddhism is still not as important as money.
Tang Sanzang was determined to change this, and he must obtain the true scriptures as soon as possible.
Because Tang Seng wanted to eat vegetarian noodles, Chu Ming and Tang Seng were arranged on an independent table, which attracted the surrounding guests to point at Tang Seng, and soon someone entertained Tang Seng with melons, fruits and vegetarian snacks, as well as flower tea and fruit wine, Chu Ming only understood at this time that the original wine was also divided into vegetarian and meat, and the monks did not drink wine, but did not drink meat wine, as for the difference between meat wine and vegetarian wine, Chu Ming was not interested in knowing.
Finally, in a burst of blowing and blowing, lively joy, Zhu Gangguan carried his daughter-in-law, that is, the eldest lady of the Gao family, Gao Cuilan, came to kowtow to Gao Cuilan's parents and became married. Both sides are not at a loss, and they are satisfied, of course, provided that the pig does not show his own prototype.
Chu Mingquan watched the play, smiling and eating melon seeds and watching Zhu Gang Guan kneel down with Gao Cuilan with an excited face, and after sending Gao Cuilan into the cave room, Zhu Gang Jian came out excitedly to toast with the guests, I have to say that Zhu Gang Guan is the body of a pig demon after all, and the amount of wine is not comparable to ordinary mortals at all, and the wine bowl the size of a human head has been dried for more than 20 bowls in a row, and more than a dozen guests who don't know whether they are alive or dead have been drunk under the table.
However, Zhu Gangguan slowly, also noticed that the strength of the wine was up, in a daze, Zhu Gangguan also knew that he probably couldn't drink anymore, and reluctantly poured a few big bowls, then let the family help himself back to the room to rest, the Gao family is a big family, this Zhu Gangguan toast, toasted not two-thirds of it, and a large number of guests are waiting for Zhu Gangguan to toast, everyone saw Zhu Gangguan retreating halfway, and their hearts were naturally unhappy.
And also secretly scolded the pig gang in his heart 'mallet', people toast with a small shot glass, the wine is still mixed with water, so that you can respect from beginning to end, this pig just chiena is good, directly take the sea bowl to pour yourself, no matter how cowhide people, can not withstand this kind of irrigation, this is not, pig gang chiena players have no choice but to quit.
Chu Ming was still looking forward to Zhu Gangguana's expression when he saw him, but he didn't expect Zhu Gangguana to leave the field directly, which made Chu Ming very disappointed, Zhu Gangguana's previous life, that is, Marshal Tianpeng had a relationship with Chu Ming in Lechuan City, because the memories of the immortals were generally good, so Chu Ming was not worried that Zhu Gangguan would not recognize him at all. dm
"Come on, let's drink and drink" The head of the Gao family, that is, Gao Cuilan's father, hurriedly came out at this time to resolve the embarrassment caused by Zhu Gangguan, but he also secretly scolded Zhu Gangguan in his heart.
However, for this family business, the head of the Gao family is very satisfied, after all, Zhu Gangguan has no father and no mother, not to mention, he has great strength, can endure hardships, and he can work for five people, but he eats a little too much, and his appearance is also good, the key is that people have no heart, and after they come to the door, they are the people of their Gao family.
The head of the Gao family came out to relieve the siege, and soon, the guests forgot about the pig and began to continue to eat and drink, some of them were happy, and they drilled under the table vigorously, and many people laughed at the people who turned over on their backs.
Finally, the vegetarian noodles that Chu Ming asked Tang Sanzang for came up, green vegetables and tofu, noodles, sorghum rice, Tang Seng ate very sweet, not that these dishes are more delicious than those provided by Chu Ming to Tang Sanzang, but Tang Sanzang always eats the noodles provided by Chu Ming, and he is a little tired of eating, and when he comes to eat the vegetarian noodles of the Gao family, he feels very fresh.
After eating and drinking, Tang Sanzang planned to chant and pray for the couple of newcomers of the Gao family, when suddenly, a scream came, "Pig demon! Gao Cuilan and her roommate rushed out of the house screaming.
"Pig demon?" Now Mr. Gao was stunned, and the guests were also confused, Chu Ming smiled, it seems that the plot of Gao Laozhuang has not been changed much, after Zhu Bajie drank too much, it was really the same as in the original plot, showing its original form, which scared Gao Cuilan.
"Eh, Cuilan, hey, hey, Cuilan" Pig Gang was drunk and walked out of the door, where is the pig Gang at this time or which man looks very dignified, it is clearly a pig demon with a wild boar head, big shoulders and a round belly, a black hair with a pig riot, more than two meters tall, weighing 400 catties, this is what the pig looks like after the transformation of the pig.
"Ah!!h Zhu Gangguan's appearance suddenly frightened the entire Gao family, the guests ran away, the old man Gao rolled his eyes and fell unconscious, the same is true for the old lady Gao, Gao Cuilan and her own girl didn't know where to go for a long time, even Tang Sanzang was stunned for a while after seeing Zhu Bajie's appearance.
"What the hell? It's ugly enough" This is what Tang Sanzang thought in his heart at this time.
"Hey, hey, Cuilan, Cuilan, come and talk to me in the old pig cave room! Cuilan, lady, lady! Pig Gang Jian continued to roar with the strength of the wine, and no one replied for a long time, Pig Gang became irritable, and his head was not clear under drunkenness, and after roaring, he actually showed his true body, a giant wild boar that was one and a half feet tall and three feet long.
After the wild boar howled, it began to rampage in Gao's house, smashing the rockery with one foot, turning over countless banquets on the top of one head, and then turning around, destroying a side house, the wild boar's eyes were blood-red, the fangs exposed in the mouth exuded a cold light, and the whole body was exuding a kind of stench.
"Cuilan, come out! Cuilan, come out" The wild boar howled while destroying, some of the guests who had not had time to escape were already frightened to the point of not possessing their bodies, and some of the timid ones were even more frightened to faint on the spot.
Gao Cuilan was crazy at this time before she came out to see the pig Gangguana, the wild boar did not see Gao Cuilan appear for a long time, and became more and more irritable, the wild boar in estrus is full of desire to destroy, the wild boar looked around, and suddenly found that a monk was staring at him, and there was no fear on his face, and the wild boar was immediately angry.
"Monk, you're not afraid of me!" After the wild boar howled, his head lowered, and he aimed at Tang Sanzang with his fangs, and then the hind hooves continued to dig the ground, and after a roar, he rushed towards Tang Sanzang and killed him.
"Collapse!" With a bang, the pig was like crashing into a mountain, and the entire boar's body was forcibly pressed, and then the wild boar's retreat began to leave the ground, and the wild boar's eyes finally changed from crazy to panicked, and then the whole body of the wild boar was suspended, and when he looked ahead, he saw Chu Ming smiling and grabbing one of the big fangs of the pig gangguana, and lifted the body of the pig gangguan with one hand.
"Pig Gangguana, do you see who I am?" Chu Ming asked Zhu Gangguana, Zhu Gangguan was frightened, where could he tell which number one person Chu Ming was, "You, you let go of me, let go of me, do you know who I am!" I was the Generalissimo of Heavenly Court back then! I ......" Pig Gangguan's words have not been finished, just listen to "Boom!" With a bang, Chu Ming grabbed the big fangs of the pig and slammed the pig on the ground.