Chapter Seventy-Five: Thrilling in Class
This is...... The morning after the start of the course.
This is...... Large classrooms in the teaching building.
One second I was drowsy listening to discrete math class, and the next second I blew up the news in the class group.
I hurriedly shook my friend P, who was playing games in the back row: "Hey, hey, hey, grab class at noon tomorrow!" ”
"What's the panic...... Calm down~" Friend P said slowly, although the upper body was shaken by me, the fingers and eyes did not leave the game for half a minute, and the game hand speed was quite fast.
The class is about to end, and dozens of people in the classroom can't bear it when they see the notice just sent by the class leader, and they whisper to their compatriots in their seats.
Grabbing a class, but it is a job that depends on luck to eat, and it doesn't matter if the class is good, but if the class is not good, you don't like it, and it is difficult to pass the exam, then you can only burn a few more incense, and you will be blessed at the end of the term.
I saw a brother in front of me, he should have just seen the news, looked down at the phone, put the phone back in the drawer, and patted the brother in front of him excitedly.
The brother in front of me looked like he was listening carefully, but I saw his shoulders leaning back, and two or three rows apart, I could hear the whispering words of the brother, and I was emotional, without the slightest inhibition: "Hey, grab the class tomorrow." ”
The man listened, nodded, sat his back up straight, and until the end of the day, his eyes did not leave the blackboard for half a minute.
"Hey, grab class tomorrow!" The benevolent brother thought that his good brother had not heard, and was not reconciled, so he raised his voice and reminded him again.
"I know, you're going to grab class tomorrow." A voice came from the podium, slightly angry, startling me.
On the stage, the teacher of discrete mathematics is still brushing on the blackboard with chalk in one hand, and holding a megaphone in the other.
After writing, he turned around and held the white chalk in his palm with his backhand: "I heard what you said below." ”
The first time I took a discrete math class, I don't know what the old man's temperament is.
The benevolent brother who had just spoken suddenly retracted his neck and didn't dare to move in his seat, but the benevolent brother in front of him kept turning the pen in his hand, and with a click, the pen fell on the table, picked it up again, and continued to turn.
"Tomorrow to grab class, it's useless for you to be excited now, come-look at the blackboard, listen to this question...... If you don't want to hear it, you don't have to. ”
I quickly knocked on my friend P, who was so impatient that he could only silently put his phone back in the drawer and open the book.
"What page does he say?"
"I don't know......," I was curious, "I didn't send out books, where did you get the books?" ”
"Isn't it on a digital circuit?"
Me: "......"
I'm sorry! Excuse me!
"Here is the ...... of discrete mathematics"
Friend P let out an "oh", closed the textbook, and took out the phone that had just been stuffed into the drawer.
It's only the first class, this guy doesn't listen, how did he not fail the course for several semesters in a row?
I was curious, so I hurriedly went up. The game was at the beginning when the bell rang in my ears.
The old man didn't mean to stop at all, but everyone couldn't control it, the sound of lying on the table for a while, and the sound of the mobile phone hitting the desk.
Finally waited for the old man to announce the end of class, these voices were louder, bits and pieces, and the wooden chair automatically popped up and retracted the sound of "dong", and a few boys in the front row scolded and pulled their slippers to go out.
In the classroom of the 100th person, the air suddenly circulated a little, and it was not as stuffy as everyone gathered together just now.
I lay on the table and let out a long yawn, and last night I stayed up until two or three o'clock to sleep.
It's cool to stay up late, stay up all the time, it's always cool......
Although I know in my heart that staying up late is not good, it is a bit useful to read more warnings about staying up late and sudden death, after all, I have changed from staying up unscrupulously in the past to staying up in fear now.
Roommate A in the front row seemed to be chatting with the eldest about something, and the second child listened carefully on the side, seeing the two of them nodding and nodding again, roommate A raised his head, stretched his neck and looked back.
I raised my hand and waved it in her direction.
Roommate A's eyes lit up, and when he saw it, he hurriedly left his original seat and walked over.
I sat in the middle, and the boys in this horizontal row were sleeping soundly, unable to get out, unable to give up their positions, and inconvenient to speak.
Fortunately, the position next to my friend P was empty, so roommate A went straight behind me, half-leaned over, and asked with a smile: "Ah Yi, do you want to go to the boss's store for milk tea in the afternoon?" ”
"Why do you want to go in the afternoon, why do you want to go to the boss's store to drink?" Roommate A asked, there must be a ghost in the words.
"Ahh......h You know......" roommate A leaned in on me again.
"No, I don't know." I shook my head and subconsciously backed away.
Friend P is still playing games on the side, and seems to be very repulsive to the smell of perfume on roommate A's body, while playing games, he hides to the side: "Hey, Miss, you have something to talk about, can you not talk about it here?" ”
"Soon, hear me out." Roommate A approached, "Isn't the boss's shop going to this month's lease, my intention is to take it down, and I want you to go together, this afternoon, go and have a look, and learn something by the way." ”
"Stop, stop!" I understand, I understand what roommate A said, but why, when I hear this, I don't want to go so much?
"It's not me talking about you, we helped you solve the clothes last time." I had palpitations and couldn't help but remind.
"Besides, if you want to see it, just go and see it, and it's not far away anyway." I'm scared, I'm really scared.
Roommate A leaned on the back of the chair, "Oh, a little more opinion from multiple people, aren't we a group?" Anyway, there are no classes in the afternoon, wouldn't it be nice to go for a cup of milk tea? ”
"No money, don't go." I'm direct.
Roommate A's face suddenly pulled down: "Really not going?" ”
"Then go ahead." I changed my mind temporarily, after all, the last time my boss lent us a card to go back to school, I still have to express my gratitude.
Friend P on the side heard it clearly, didn't say anything, and waited until roommate A left, before he spoke, word by word: "If you really don't want to go, don't go, when the time comes, you can't explain it clearly." ”
I shrugged, "Actually, I think of the new milkshake that came out of the boss's house yesterday, and I really want to drink it." ”
"Is it good?"
"I heard that it tastes good, and the taste of ice cream is amazing." I turned my head back and continued to lie on my stomach on the table.
After a while, someone poked me in the back, and when I turned around, it was my friend P, who winked at me: "Hey, remember to bring me a drink when you come back." ”
"What to bring?"
"Milkshake ......"
When the bell rang, there were more and more people in the classroom, and I didn't know which corner it was, and I couldn't help but frown when I brought in a smell of smoke.
The boys who had just left the classroom, I don't know which ones went out to smoke, and I didn't see anyone in charge.
The teacher picked up his large white tea pot, took a sip of tea, sat on the chair and watched the students walk in one by one, and then passed by in front of him, and returned to the seat just now.
"Isn't someone going out to smoke again?" The old man smiled on his face, "I just saw a row in the corridor, and I shouldn't have come back yet." ”
The old man was not in a hurry, the class bell rang for a while, and only then did a sound of "kick and tap" sound sounded at the door.
Several "smokers" swaggered into the classroom with slippers.
Everyone didn't care, only the old man stood up and slammed the whip in front of a few boys.
The boys who had just come in were stopped, obviously stunned, and one of them turned in a different direction, and if there was no response, he pulled his slippers back to his seat.
The others didn't understand what it meant, and thought that the front was not allowed to go or something, and they also followed the direction of the companion in front of them.
"Stop! Did I let you go back? The old man smiled and startled the few who had just returned to their seats.
What's wrong? What's going on here?
I craned my neck to take in the scene.
I saw the old man holding the whip and knocking on the podium: "Come here, stand here, come, yes, what to see, just a few of you." ”
The "slipper men" who came back looked at each other, and one of the chairs was sitting comfortably, thinking why did they have to get up.
"Teacher, corporal punishment of students is now illegal."
I could still hear this in the university classroom, and dozens of people in the classroom burst into laughter.
The old man was not annoyed, but still smiled and said, "Did I say I was going to beat you?" Can I beat you? Come, come up first. ”
The people below didn't know what the old man was going to do, but they also held a posture of not being afraid of heaven and earth, and walked up slowly.
The uncle walked in front of the first person and slapped the whip on the blackboard: "Come, you write." ”
"Write what?" The man was puzzled.
"Whatever you heard in the last class, you write, and you can write as much as you can." The old man smiled, took out a white chalk from the chalk box, and drew four small boxes on the blackboard.
"What are you doing in a daze, you are like him, what you hear and write."
Under the podium, everyone stopped laughing and held their breath.
This scene came too suddenly, and the few people who went up did not react, and they were stunned in place.
I saw that my friend P was still playing the game without knowing whether he was alive or dead, so he hurriedly slapped back and whispered: "Still playing?" Stop it! ”
As soon as I spoke, the old man's eyes instantly followed the sound to this side.
I withdrew my hand and put my hand on my chin as if nothing had happened. Behind him, friend P silently put away his mobile phone and pretended to look at the blackboard casually.
The old man's expression was unrecognizable, and he slowly walked down from the stage with a whip.
Later, there was a sound of collecting the phone and putting it in the drawer, the action was too obvious, and the old man didn't care, and walked back to the podium.
One of the four people on the blackboard quickly retreated to the battlefield, the words on the blackboard were crooked and chic, and the words "no" were written in huge size.
"Alas~" The old man sighed, walked up, and flipped through the list: "Is this possible?" Still haven't listened? How many student numbers do you have? ”
The three people on the stage were struggling with what to write, and they suddenly panicked.
Yes, it's a little panicked, the teacher has asked the student number, aren't you panicking if you change you?
If you really make the old man unhappy, the results are four or six open, and the old man is very easy to operate, and for us, this is the end of the minute.
After graduation, you have to get a double certificate and fail the course, there is no degree certificate, only a graduation certificate is left, there is no degree certificate, everyone understands in their hearts, what is the situation.
"What's the matter, you guys are writing, if you can't, then I'll pick a few more at random."
No- don't-
I yelled in my heart!
The old man pretended to flip through the list, and most of the people present who didn't listen to the lecture were upset.
The three of them rubbed on the podium for a long time, and they didn't know what to write, and the old man was very disappointed when he saw it.
"Forget it, don't write it, come here and register your student number."
The three people on the blackboard breathed a sigh of relief.
"You guys, who listens and who doesn't, I can see it clearly, don't let me remember you, it's hard to remember you." The old man put away the whip and picked up the chalk head again: "Now I'll continue to talk about ......"
……
I finally stayed up until the end of class in the afternoon.
All I had left was my hands, propping my head, looking out the window, in a daze, thinking.
Ah~ This building is really high, I really want to jump to relieve a thousand sorrows.
"What's wrong with you, the whole person is ruined." When the head of the house passed by this way, he couldn't help but stretch out his hand and shake it in front of my eyes to confirm that he was alive.
I let out a long sigh, "Don't ask, our dorm cub is going to do something again." ”
A line of people hula walked in front of me after class, and my friend P stayed at the end, kindly reminding: "Don't forget, my milkshake." ”
"Don't buy it. Hit the money. I gave him a blank look.
"You'll buy it." When my friend P left, he deliberately said it meaningfully.
After walking two steps, friend P encountered resistance, pulled hard, did not move, and pulled hard, but still did not move.
Reluctantly took two steps back: "I said, can you let go and don't hold on to my bag...... Hey, hey, hey, why are you turning over my bag! ”
"I remembered something. But I forgot now, it's important. ”
"What's the matter?" Friend P squatted down helplessly.
"Boss's card last time, was it taken by you, we couldn't find it when we went back at noon today."
"Uh...... This one. Friend P hesitated.
I saw through his disguise at a glance: "Hurry up and hand it over!" We're going to give it back to someone as soon as possible. ”
"Tsk, really!" Friend P grinded, opened the bag, and looked for it.
"It's gone."
"Gone? Just kidding~ Hurry up, my boss is still waiting for me. ”
Friend P was a little aggrieved: "It's really gone!" ”
"Then I'll find it myself, don't let me dig it up." I unceremoniously snatched his bag.
"Eh, goodbye." When my friend P saw that I had opened the zipper, he hurriedly grabbed it, and said with a hippie smile: "The card is still there, here, you just talk to the boss and say that you will borrow us for a few more days?" ”
"Then tell him yourself." I quickly pulled out the green card from the crack and shook it in front of his eyes.
I also took the card and knocked on the hand that my friend P tried to reach out to grab it.
"Hiss~Hey! It's too much~"
At this time, the eldest and the second party were waiting at the door, I took the card, quickly got up, and shook it in front of my friend P.
"I want to run out all night every day. I confiscated it! ”
Friend P simply didn't grab it, and picked up the bag: "If you want to take it, take it, anyway, I'll get it back next time." ”
"I know my boss very well."