Chapter 1041: What Happened to Each Other
Originally, Chu Ming wanted to take a white bone spirit and bring a few spider spirits on the way, and wait until the West Heaven was disgusted, but in order to have a child, the white bone spirit gave up and continued to follow Chu Ming and others to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and in desperation, Chu Ming could only find a few other female goblins, no, this scorpion spirit is a very good choice, and this scorpion spirit also hurt Rulai back then, which is even better, presumably Rulai's expression when he saw this scorpion spirit would be very, very exciting.
"Okay, don't look at it, I'll lift the ban here later, and then you can pretend that nothing happened, just continue to eat and drink here, and when it's time to leave, I'll let you know" Chu Ming said to the scorpion spirit.
"Understood, Lord of the City," replied the Scorpion Spirit, "No, don't call me Lord of the City, it's too raw, call me Uncle!" ”,“..... Isn't there something wrong with this person? Finally, Chu Ming's blind personality caused some disgust from the scorpion spirit.
"What! You call me uncle, and you still suffer? If you call me uncle, you will be my junior in the future, no matter who wants to kill you, you need to say hello to me first! That's it, why, isn't it enough to let you call you uncle? Chu Ming said to the scorpion spirit with a displeased face.
"Uncle, in this way, you are going to cover me in the future!" The scorpion spirit was ecstatic after listening to Chu Ming's words.
"Naturally, but you don't have to be too arrogant, there is a limit to covering you, if you provoke an enemy who is too strong, or if I cover you and you need to pay too much, then you should still ask for more blessings" Chu Ming said arrogantly to the scorpion spirit.
"Yes, yes, uncle, I know, I know that I have a few pounds and a few taels, and I won't cause too much trouble for my uncle" The scorpion spirit said to Chu Ming.
"That's fine" Chu Ming replied simply, then sat back beside the king of the daughter country, and with a snap of Chu Ming's fingers, time began to continue to flow in this living room.
"Hehe, the joke you just said is so funny" The laughter of the king of the daughter country reached Chu Ming's ears, and those female donors also continued to nod and listen to Tang Sanzang's scriptures, but there were already a few rich women who looked impatient, Tang Sanzang was simply too uninteresting.
"yes, I have a better joke here, do you want to hear it, my lord?" Chu Ming asked the king of his daughter's country.
"Okay, okay, come on, I like to hear about things outside" The king of the daughter country said to Chu Ming, the long period of closure made the king of the daughter country have an almost perverted desire for the outside world.
"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll tell you slowly, we can talk for a long time" After Chu Ming finished speaking, he actually mustered up his courage, stretched out his hand and hugged the waist of the king of the daughter country, and took the king of the daughter country into his arms, "Ah! The king of the daughter country was immediately frightened by Chu Ming's outrageous behavior, and after screaming, he hurriedly covered his mouth, and the manly aura that came to his face made the king of the daughter country a little confused, and his heart was full of some unrealistic ideas.
"Lord of the Kingdom, I am definitely in this position of ours, which is more suitable for me to tell a story, what do you think?" Chu Ming hugged the king of the daughter country like nephrite, and his heart was so beautiful that he couldn't do it, the king of the daughter country gently pushed Chu Ming, and found that he couldn't push it, so he gave up, and let Chu Ming hold him in his arms with a blushing face.
"But, but so many people are watching," the king of the daughter kingdom groaned as if a mosquito was crying.
"It's okay, I used a trick, the others can only see the two of us talking respectfully, and can't see anything else, saying this, I suddenly feel that we should hug a little tighter" After Chu Ming finished speaking, he took the king of the daughter country into his arms, stretched out a thigh and let the king of the daughter country sit on his lap, and the distance between the kings of Chu Ming's daughter country was almost a negative eighteen centimeters.
"It's really fake!" The king of the daughter country was snickering in his heart, and asked Chu Ming, but he didn't want to break free of Chu Ming again.
"Of course it's true, please believe me, I will tell you a story right away, and in a way you have never seen before" After Chu Ming finished speaking, his courage became even bigger, and he began to rub on the face and neck of the king of the daughter country, and the king of the daughter country was like a rabbit in his heart, and he was confused.
"Big, bold, I'm the lord of the daughter country, you dare to do this to me, you are not afraid, you are not afraid of ......", "Of course I am afraid, I am afraid that the lord of the country will not let me go!" After Chu Ming finished speaking, without saying a word, he directly kissed the lips of the king of the daughter country, and then under the slight struggle of the king of the daughter country, he picked up the king of the daughter country and walked towards the dormitory.
"I ..... Masters! "The rest of the people can't see through Chu Ming's blinding method, but the scorpion essence can't see through it, Chu Ming's blinding method laid out in a hurry is very low-level, and anyone with a little Taoism can see through it, there is no doubt about it.
Seeing Chu Ming's relaxed three or five strokes, he took the king of his daughter country into captivity, the scorpion spirit trembled, she felt that she was going all the way to the west, she had to be careful, in case Uncle Chu Ming was lonely one day, the scorpion spirit did not dare to guarantee that she could stand Uncle Chu Ming's rhetoric without losing her body.
But obviously, the scorpion essence's worries are superfluous, with her appearance, Uncle Chu Ming will definitely not look down on her, as for the daughter of the country, it is Chu Ming's dish sooner or later, Chu Ming is anxious, he ate a little early, in fact, it is all the same, Uncle Chu Ming himself is not bad, and there are few women who can run.
Tang Sanzang finally succeeded in saying that several rich women ran away, and the Buddhist scriptures were originally some big truths, teaching people to be kind and other nonsense, but how to do it, there is no above! And Tang Sanzang, a fool, in order to show his profundity of Buddhism, was stupid to explain the scriptures in Yongskrit, which is good, the rich women who don't understand the Buddhist scriptures can't understand anything at all, drowsy, disappointed, so they simply left, the handsome and handsome Tang Sanzang, in the eyes of these rich women, is just a stone statue, or a character in the painting, you can see and touch, but, but it can't be used.
Tang Sanzang showed off a wave of his Buddhist attainments, and then wiped out the rich woman, leaving only the civil and military ministers in the court who continued to listen to Tang Sanzang's muttering foreign languages, and when they couldn't understand anything, the civil and military ministers also fell asleep for most of the time.
At this time, Chu Ming had completely taken down the king of the daughter country, and after tasting the forbidden fruit, the king of the daughter country snuggled in Uncle Chu Ming's arms.
At this time, Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie each got into the woman's boudoir, the body of the demon is too strong for mortals, and one night is enough time for Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie to leave countless legends in this daughter country.
A day later, two days later, three days later, the scorpion spirit finally couldn't help it, conjured up his own prototype, a small pipa scorpion without a tail, and then quietly got into the bedroom of the king of the daughter country.
"Well, that's true, man! It's all big pig's trotters! The scorpion spirit muttered unpleasantly.
Chu Ming gently put down the king of the daughter country who was tossed by himself, set a silent enchantment, and locked up the king of the daughter country, and then with a move of his right hand, the pipa scorpion flew into Chu Ming's hands.
"What's the matter? If there is nothing important, you should never bother me at such a time," Chu Ming said to the scorpion spirit.
"Uncle, I know that you are very tired at this time, and I also know that I shouldn't come to disturb you, but it's been three days, I don't come to see you, I thought you left me behind! I want to ask, when are we leaving? The scorpion spirit asked Chu Ming in Chu Ming's palm.
"First, I don't like the tone of your voice, yin and yang, and second, I can leave whenever I want! You can take care of it! If you want to go with us, go with us, if you don't want to stay here, that's all, third, you are not stupid, you should understand when to bother me and when not to bother me! Chu Ming said to the scorpion spirit in his hand.
"I know, but ....." Before the scorpion essence's words were finished, Chu Ming's right hand slammed into a slam of "Kaba", followed by the scorpion essence's scream, Chu Ming almost crushed the scorpion essence's shell.
"Get out! It's time to eat, it's time to drink, I'll let you know when we leave, don't bother me the rest of the time, otherwise, next time it won't be as simple as crushing your shell" After Chu Ming finished speaking, he threw the scorpion essence on the ground, and the scorpion essence gasped for a while, before leaving pus, blood and other things on the ground, and then ran away in a gray manner.
At this time, Zhu Bajie hid in a corner, and Monk Sha turned into a rat and got into the mouse hole, and in the mouse hole was a nest of large and small rats killed by Monk Sha.
In three days, the demon body was about to be crushed into slag, at the beginning, Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie were still extremely active, and later, they were completely passive, and later, the women poured them all kinds of strange things, such as bullwhip soup, dog whip soup and the like, which is completely using Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha as machines.
In three days, Zhu Bajie lost dozens of pounds, and Monk Sha's beard fell off half, they were afraid, afraid of death, and then ran away, and now the women of the whole country are looking for Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha.