Chapter 94: The Life of a Male Nanny
A lie often needs multiple lies to support it.
Shao Yitian originally wanted to wait until the time was ripe to tell Liu Sihan about his work as a temporary worker in the Heavenly Court, but now that Liu Sihan is pressing step by step, where can Shao Yitian find so many nonsense to deceive Liu Sihan.
After thinking about it and thinking about it, Shao Yitian decided to tell Liu Sihan the truth, anyway, sooner or later he had to tell her, and it was better to say it later than later.
Shao Yitian sorted out his thoughts and explained a series of things such as how he was the temporary demolition worker of the Heavenly Court at that time, and then how he came into contact with Lu Dongbin.
Liu Sihan felt that he was listening to the Arabian Nights, which was incredible.
"What you said is true, are you really a temporary worker of the Heavenly Court Demolition Team?" asked Liu Sihan with a look of surprise.
Shao Yitian said: "Sihan, you said that a smart person like me would lie to you with such an unreliable lie." ”
Liu Sihan thought about it, and if you use this kind of lie to deceive people, others will only say that you are a psychopath.
"Are there many immortals in that court, have you ever seen the Jade Emperor, by the way, the seven fairies are beautiful or Chang'e is beautiful......" Liu Sihan asked a lot of questions.
Shao Yitian looked bitter and said: "Sihan, I'm just a temporary worker in the Heavenly Court, where can I be qualified to meet the Jade Emperor, as for the fairies you mentioned, I haven't seen them anyway." ”
Liu Sihan glanced at Shao Yitian and said, "It's best if you don't see it, otherwise with your man's flowery character, you will definitely be confused by those fairies." Shao Yitian, I warn you, if you dare to hook up with other fairies in the future in the Heavenly Court, flirt and scold, I won't spare you!"
It's amazing, Liu Sihan even ate the vinegar of the heavenly court fairy.
"Don't worry, Sihan, I will always have you alone in my heart!" Shao Yitian immediately made a guarantee.
Shao Yitian's assurance seemed to be very useful to Liu Sihan, Liu Sihan glanced at him, and then said, "This can of tea belongs to me." ”
"Sihan, leave me some. Shao Yitian hurriedly said, this looks like he is about to enter the foundation building period, if there is no help from tea, he doesn't know the Year of the Monkey.
Liu Sihan said: "Aren't you very familiar with Lu Dongbin? It's a big deal to ask your brother Bin for a can!"
Goddess, you think this tea is the kind of tea that costs a few dollars in the supermarket, and just throw a Red Bull is enough for you to drink for a year, and it is all strong tea.
"Sihan, Brother Bin has not been at home recently, and besides, this tea is also a rare item in Heavenly Court, how embarrassed do you ask me to open my mouth to Brother Bin. Shao Yitian said with a bitter face, the goddess is too domineering now, she wants to occupy all the good things, and she doesn't keep them for herself at all.
Liu Sihan thought about it for a while, so he said: "Okay, I'll leave you one-third, I'll take two-third, do you have any opinions?"
Shao Yitian wanted to say that I had an opinion, but when he saw the smiling smile on Liu Sihan's face, Shao Yitian knew that if he dared to say half a word, maybe he wouldn't get a single tea.
"I have no opinion!" Shao Yitian shook his head and said.
"It's okay to have no opinion. Liu Sihan said, so he took out a can of Longjing tea from home, poured the iron well in the iron can on the table, and filled the tea leaves of Heavenly Court into it.
"Alright, these are yours. After Liu Sihan packed his share of tea, he was satisfied and handed over the rest to Shao Yitian.
Shao Yitian saw the little tea leaves left in the tin can, peat, and said that one-third of them were good? This is too little, and a quarter of the wood is unknown.
Shao Yitian is about to cry, don't take such a bully!
"Why, looking at you like this, it seems that you are not convinced by my assignment?" Liu Sihan asked with a smile on his face, like a hen that has been returning victorious.
Shao Yitian hurriedly shook his head and said resolutely: "No, I just think Sihan is too good to me, and you left me so much." ”
"That's pretty much it, Miss Ben went to take a shower!" Liu Sihan happily hummed a little song and walked into his bedroom.
Shao Yitian was bitter in his heart! Being bullied by the goddess all day long, he couldn't live this day.
Looking at the quilt on the sofa, Shao Yitian knew that he had to obediently go back to his rented place tonight.
"Alas, let's be conscious, don't wait for the goddess to say it's not good, men have to be conscious!" Shao Yitian began to slowly pack his luggage.
Liu Sihan walked out of the bedroom with his pajamas, saw Shao Yitian packing up his things, and asked, "Shao Yitian, what are you doing? Why don't you go cook quickly, do you want Miss Ben to be hungry?"
Shao Yitian was stunned for a moment, could it be that the goddess figured it out and decided to live with her?
"Sihan, are you willing to live with me?" asked Shao Yitian with a look of surprise.
Liu Sihan glanced at Shao Yitian and said, "It's not cohabitation! I saw that your cooking skills are okay, so I decided to let you stay and be my nanny! You still sleep in the living room for me!"
It seems that my brother is to serve people's lives!
But it seems that it is not bad to be able to serve the goddess you like, and others say that you are in love for a long time, and you stay with your goddess every day, and there is always a chance that something will be a little exciting.
"Okay, Sihan, I'll go cook, whatever you like to eat, I'll cook it for you immediately!" Shao Yitian immediately became highly motivated.
"You see what's in the fridge, do whatever you want, I'm not a picky eater. Liu Sihan left a sentence and went in to take a bath.
Shao Yitian put on his apron and began to prepare dinner.
About twenty minutes later, Ms. Liu walked out of the bathroom in a pink pajamas, wiping the droplets of water from her hair with a bath towel as she walked, scented with a mixture of shower gel and shampoo.
Clear water out of hibiscus, natural carving!
Seeing Liu Sihan's appearance in the bath, Shao Yitian can only use this poem to describe it.
It's so beautiful! It's so beautiful that Shao Yitian's 24-gram titanium alloy eyes are blind.
"What are you looking at, why don't you hurry up and stir-fry!" Liu Sihan said angrily.
Women are the ones who please themselves, and the reason why goddesses spend most of their time dressing up is to let men appreciate their beauty, even if it is a goddess like Liu Sihan, she also likes her beauty praised by the opposite sex. Especially when the opposite sex you like is fascinated by your looks, a woman's heart is extremely happy and proud at this moment.
Seeing Shao Yitian's appearance as a pig brother, his eyes were about to fall out, and Liu Sihan was secretly happy in his heart.
"Grandma, this is really life-threatening, I have to take a cold shower later, or I will really explode and die!"
Liu Sihan sat on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs and watched TV, the slender legs were exposed to the air, so that Shao Yitian didn't even have the mind to stir-fry.
In the midst of the pain, Shao Yitian finally prepared the meal and served it to the table.
"Sihan, it's time to eat. Shao Yitian shouted.
Korean dramas are being shown on TV, and the male pig's feet in Korean dramas are quite handsome, and the heroines are also good-looking.
Liu Sihan said to himself with little stars in his eyes: "It's so handsome! If my husband is so handsome, I will wake up laughing in my dreams." ”
When Shao Yitian heard this, he saw Liu Sihan's look again. Now I can't wait to fly to the house of this actor in South Korea immediately, beat him into a pig's head, and call you to seduce my goddess!
Ya, when you look at the male pig's feet, you are making a little white face, and you must have been submerged by a female director in her fifties before becoming a male pig's feet!
"Hey, Sihan, your long-legged Oba is here, and the one on TV is someone else's. Shao Yitian said.
Liu Sihan glanced at Shao Yitian's legs, looked disgusted, and said, "You are a short-legged Oba, right?"
Shao Yitian was hit and his body was incomplete! I really wanted to find a piece of tofu and kill him.