Chapter 70: People are poor and short-sighted

"Hey, let's go back to the forest, at least we won't starve to death?"

The helpless Huang Xuan suddenly retreated.

Looking at his appearance of losing yang energy, Luo Xuan reprimanded again:

"Look at your little bit of interest, didn't you just say that? Are we the ones who need to carry money?"

Huang Xuan was puzzled, and didn't know why she told a cold joke again, so she hurriedly complained:

"Beauty, I'm hungry and don't have time to talk to you. ”

"Stinky boy, why are you so stupid. Who are you, a monk? Do monks need to bring their own money? Don't you understand that the monks' money is all held by their servants?"

Saying this, Huang Xuan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked, "What do you mean, are you asking me to rob it?"

"What robbery? That's borrowing. If we borrow money from him in this capacity, we can afford him. ”

Luo Xuan explained, and Huang Xuan was obviously thoughtful, after all, this is a way to make money.

Suddenly woke up, energetic, laughed, and said:

"Yes, yes, yes! What you said is so right! Borrow, that is, borrow! Who are we, what is our identity, and do we need to bring money?"

After speaking, Huang Xuan's eyes were full of eyes and he began to look for the borrower intently.

Suddenly, one finally appeared beside him, and Huang Xuan was about to make a move, but was stopped by Luo Xuan again.

"Do you have any money, how much money can you have, this poor ghost? If you borrow money, you have to borrow money from a rich man, so that you can borrow more!"

Haven't you heard of the Law of Twenty-Eight?"

When Huang Xuan heard this, he immediately understood. With Luo Xuan's thinking, after much thought, he finally drew up a target group.

One: Rich.

Two: He looks cheap, and he looks like he is underbeaten. Rush up and beat it violently, and you won't have a burden on your heart. There is no need to think about what favors to repay, and to owe more difficult debts to repay.

Third, the battle is bullying. The first way to rob the rich and help the poor is to look for these bullies who oppress the good, which can be regarded as eliminating violence and peace.

In this way, Huang Xuan began to look for his target again, looking for this wronged leader.

After walking for a long time, I didn't find a single bully, and the security in the city was excellent, and they were all simple people. At most, men get together for a cup of tea, bragging, and a fart. I didn't even see a fight.

With such security, Huang Xuan couldn't help but praise it.

Thinking about why he was beaten by the group that day, and looking at the front of him, he still couldn't believe that this would be the same city. Suddenly there was a bit of an imbalance.

self-comforted: "To be able to riot to that level, you must do it often!"

In order to confirm his thoughts, Huang Xuan casually asked someone:

"This little brother, may I ask where in your city there are the most villains?"

"Villain?" "Since General Li came, there have been very few violent incidents in our city, and the villain doesn't dare to make trouble in Yecheng City at all, although the fat man from before likes to be mischievous, he shouldn't be a villain! But whether it is or not, he is also dead!

Huang Xuan naturally knew that Fat Biao, that guy was killed by him.

Thinking of this, my heart suddenly became anxious, and I didn't want to continue!

At this time, the little brother suddenly slapped his head and said:

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it looks like I've really been a villain before, and I think it's still twice. And it was quite a big deal, and many people in the city showed up. ”

"Really? Who's that villain, and has it been solved? I'm going to help you get rid of him?"

"Oh, the first one died?"

"It's a shame to be dead. ”

Huang Xuan was a little depressed, but he finally found a new target, so he ran away, and he was always a little sad in his heart. Instinctively asked:

"Who killed him, did your city lord commend that person, after all, he saved the people of your city. ”

"Oh! No. Even if the lord of the city wanted to reward it, he couldn't reward it. ”

"Can't be rewarded! Why? Is his official greater than your lord?"

"That's, big. I don't know what kind of evil this guy has done, he actually provoked the anger of God and personally thundered him to death. ”

As soon as these words came out, Huang Xuan's face turned like iron in seconds, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to say anything more. But if you don't want to hear it, it doesn't mean that others don't want to say it, this little brother seems to be energetic, and the more he talks, the more energetic he becomes.

"Hey, what a sin this guy is. Before being killed by thunder, he was beaten alive by tens of thousands of women in the city, the key is that he is not dead.

If he died at that time, he would have been liberated, but that guy didn't die, it's also weird, it's tens of thousands of people.

It's a woman, but it's also holding a guy!

But then I figured it out. How could a god-damn villain like him let him die easily, wouldn't that be too cheap for him. ”

"Haha, do you know? I really admire God so much, God let him be beaten alive, that is, he will not die, that is, let him suffer alive. That kid was beaten alive for an hour, and he didn't die for an hour, and you think, isn't it more hateful to live like this than to die? ”

At this moment, Huang Xuan's face was really as black as iron, which was in stark contrast to the high-spirited guy in front of him.

At this moment, he really wanted to slap this bastard to death.

But in the end, I endured it and endured it all the time. Endure until your red head is green!

But this kid naturally didn't know what to do, so he continued to count and sprinkle salt on Huang Xuan's other wound.

He said excitedly:

"By the way, there's a second villain, and I heard he's not dead?

"Not dead!" Huang Xuan, who had endured for a long time, finally came to his senses, leaned over and listened carefully.

"yes. Of course I heard it, because I wasn't in the city this morning. ”

"Today,...... Suddenly, Huang Xuan had a bad premonition, and he instinctively resisted, not wanting this kid to continue talking.

How do you know that this kid pulled Huang Xuan back, that enthusiasm, that excitement, beyond words!

And while laughing, he narrated. Obviously, when he thinks about this, he has reached the HIGH point.

"Haha, haha, you don't know, this thief is a flower thief!

"Do you know what flowers he picked?"

"I'm sure you don't know.

He picked ...... Ha ha....... I'm sorry, I can't, let me laugh first. ”

And Huang Xuan really wanted to leave, he wanted to break free, but he was afraid that he would use too much force, or he would not be able to control his emotions, and beat this bastard to death.

At this time, this guy actually put Huang Xuan's hand into his arms and said with a laugh: "

He actually seduced the old woman, and it was not one, it was the old woman of the whole city. Hahahaha! Brother, are you funny? When I first heard this story, I almost burst into tears. ”

No, no, let me laugh.

Hahaha, haha, it's so funny.

"Finally,...... In the end, he was hunted down by the old men of the city. ”

"It's amazing, this thief, I really want to know this thief, I want to write a book for him, write a biography for him, and let him be famous through the ages. ”

Hahaha!

The guy laughed again, and didn't notice Huang Xuan's face at the moment. I didn't realize that his crisis was coming.

In the end, Huang Xuan, who couldn't bear it anymore, raised his palm and slapped it down.

And this guy who doesn't know what to do is crawling on the ground like this.

Until Huang Xuan left, he didn't wake up again, and it is estimated that he is more than lucky.

Before leaving, Huang Xuan also took all the money on him. There are still words in the mouth:

"Bastard boy, I didn't take it for nothing. This is my reputational loss fee. ”

Huang Xuan left, although he left in a gray manner, but fortunately, it was not any gain, at least the money was settled.

And this money, no matter how to buy a chicken, is estimated to be enough.

I can finally have a full meal.