Chapter 123: Who Hasn't Gone Yet
The glamorous, temperamental Hua Niang walked in the pig cage city with a feeling of bombing the street, all the men were dumbfounded, looking at the high bulging chest of the flower girl, and a forty-year-old, obviously a professional nurse aunt glanced at the flower girl's chest with contempt, and then raised her two super big coconuts comparable to missiles, as if to tell the flower girl what the scale is, frightened the men around them hurriedly dodged, they were afraid that they would be stoned to death by these two super missiles. § Pineapple No Little § said
And the women looked at the flower girl with a murderous look, in this kind of eyes there was jealousy, hatred, and envy, even the charter man who pretended to be dead on the ground couldn't help but raise his head to peek at the flower girl, and suddenly a bigger flower pot fell from the sky, and smashed on the back of the charter man's head again, this is a huge cactus, the charter man was smashed' Screamed, and then really fell unconscious, the charter lady angrily glanced at the charter father, and then at the flower girl, and then straightened up her chest that was two levels bigger than the flower girl, and proudly closed the window.
Chu Ming walked with Hua Niang, and suddenly saw the shabby signboard of "Pig Cage City Barber Shop", in which Jiang Bang, who was wearing pants with half of his buttocks, was drinking a bowl of soup, it seems that this bowl of soup is Jiang Bang's dinner, Jiang Bang looks very young, so young that you can't tell if he is eighteen years old or twenty-eight years old, it seems that it is not too much to say that he is thirty-eight years old, his appearance is very confusing, plus that hint of a lewd smile, my mother, it is simply the best among talents, was originally just a supporting role in the movie, but it was even more popular than Ah Xing as the protagonist, and it made people feel funny, so that later people couldn't help laughing when they saw Sauce Bang's expressionless face, the role of Sauce Bang is definitely a super classic existence, and there is a magic that makes people want to laugh inexplicably.
Chu Ming knew that the craftsmanship of the sauce explosion was very good, and he could cut a beautiful oil head in a few seconds, and such a barber would not go to Shanghai to open a barber shop, which would be a waste in the pig cage city.
Thinking of this, Chu Ming couldn't help touching his hair, well, it was indeed a little long, "Hua Niang, go, I'll take you to make a hair" Chu Ming said to Hua Niang, Hua Niang was stunned for a moment, and then said, "If Mr. wants to get a haircut, I'll fix it for you when you go back, this kind of barber shop in a small place shouldn't cut Mr.'s hair into baldness" Obviously, Hua Niang doesn't know much about the craftsmanship of Sauce Bang, and is afraid that Sauce Bang is the kind of head shaver who can only shave his head, and for his hair, Hua Niang is the same as an ordinary woman, are very rare, and will not be tossed by barbers who are not good at their craft.
"Believe me, the barber here, his skills are much better than most barbers" Chu Ming said to Hua Niang, at this time Hua Niang nodded suspiciously, and walked into the shop where Sauce Bang got up, regardless of half of his buttocks, and then asked directly at Chu Ming and Hua Niang, "Which one cuts his hair?" "Sauce Bang is also a man, but there is no change in his eyes after seeing Hua Niang, this is very abnormal, it is said that a normal man will show a stunning expression after seeing Hua Niang, it is difficult to say that Sauce Bang's character design is that he has no feeling for women? Or is it a GAY? I remember that in the movie, Ah Xing looked at half of the butt that was exposed by the sauce explosion, and the sauce explosion smiled mysteriously at Ah Xing, which was quite seductive, thinking of this, Chu Ming couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, sure enough, the characters in many movies can't stand serious scrutiny.
"All cuts" After Chu Ming finished speaking, he sat on the barber seat, while the flower girl was waiting on the side, the store of the sauce explosion was very small, just a barber seat, if several people came, they would need to queue up, "What kind of head does Mr. want to cut?" Sauce Bang took the scissors and asked Chu Ming, "Whatever, look at your craftsmanship" Chu Ming said, "Okay, I guarantee that Mr. is satisfied" Sauce Bang's tone did not carry a trace of emotion, and then the scissors began to fly, and the broken hair fell like snowflakes, Chu Ming looked at the sauce explosion flying up and down, and the hand that had already turned into an afterimage suddenly understood why the sauce explosion's craftsmanship was so good, and why the speed of cutting hair was so fast, it turned out that Sauce Bang practiced a kung fu in the hands, And this kung fu Chu Ming knows, called "Afterimage Hand", the main cultivation is the speed of the hand, most of them are cultivated by some pickpockets, thieves, and casino bosses, who would have thought that the sauce explosion that everyone bullied in the movie actually has kung fu in hand, but it seems that the martial arts talent of the sauce explosion is really not good, and the afterimage hand has only practiced to the second level, and Chu Ming can see that the sauce explosion should have been cultivating the afterimage hand for more than ten years, and it took more than ten years to cultivate an external skill to the second level, how to say it, The pigs have a higher talent than the sauce explosion martial arts. "After cutting, thank you for five cents, how about it? It's beautiful, isn't it" Just when Chu Ming was thinking, the sauce explosion had already completed his masterpiece, which scared Chu Ming all over, starting from the sauce explosion scissors, only five seconds had passed, which was much faster than shaving pig hair, and the flower girls on the side were stunned, Hua Niang was not a person who had never seen the cultivation of the afterimage hand, on the contrary, the afterimage hand was an extremely common kung fu, the pickpockets on the rivers and lakes, many people and others cultivated, but like the sauce explosion, it was the first time that the afterimage hand was used for haircuts.
Chu Ming looked in the mirror, and sure enough, a very good-looking oil head is the most popular style at the moment, and it has recently become popular in the real society, Chu Ming is wearing a Mao suit and this oil head, he looks a little handsome, "Well, it's good, I'll clean up for my wife too, and we'll pay for it later" Chu Ming said to Sauce Bang, "Got it" Sauce Bang replied with a blank face, Chu Ming got up, Hua Niang sat down, and then Sauce Bang actually brought a thick album and handed it to Hua Niang, "Madame, choose a hairstyle" Sauce Bang said to Hua Niang, Hua Niang opened the album and looked, it was all more popular hairstyles now, and there were many more avant-garde hairstyles drawn by Sauce Bang himself, and then there were some retro hairstyles, there were a lot of hairstyles that needed curling irons and the like, and they also needed to be curled and the like, otherwise it would not be effective, but Hua Niang looked at the simple store of Sauce Bang, and I really couldn't imagine how Sauce Bang could make such a big wave hairstyle for herself, But there are indeed several hairstyles in this album that are very good-looking, even if the flower girl likes it very much.
"That's it" Hua Niang pointed to a decent big wavy hairstyle and said, "Okay" After a glance at the sauce explosion, she agreed to it, without any feeling that she couldn't do it, which made Hua Niang couldn't help but be a little puzzled, and some expectations, I saw that the sauce burst turned on the stove, and then burned a few thin iron rods in the stove, and began to curl her hair for Hua Niang while the iron rod was hot, and Hua Niang was stunned, and this kind of sassy operation?
"Thank you for five cents after cutting, a total of one dollar, how about it? It's beautiful, right" Sauce Bang said to Hua Niang in the same tone, only twenty seconds before and after, Hua Niang looked at her big wavy head in the mirror and was completely stunned, Sauce Burst's martial arts are very poor, the second layer of the afterimage hand is only, but the haircutting technique is absolutely unparalleled in the world, a pair of scissors, a few iron rods, no hairstyle can not be made.
Chu Ming happily paid a dollar, and after the sauce burst the money, he said, "Sir, Mrs. go slowly", and then stopped paying attention to Chu Ming and Hua Niang, and went to drink his own soup, very arrogant, people with skills are different.
Hua Niang touched her big wavy hairstyle, and for the first time became interested in this pig cage walled city, a small barber shop can crouch Tiger, Hidden Dragon, but what about other stores? No wonder this will become the birthplace of kung fu movie plots, Ah Xing didn't know how to blackmail Sauce Bang back then, that is, Sauce Bang's character was flawed, otherwise, a sauce explosion was enough to abuse Ah Xing and Fat Boy, who didn't have any kung fu at that time, and there was no need for the aunt who cultivated the field to take action.
Leaving the barber shop where the sauce exploded, Chu Ming took Hua Niang to the door of a small shop specializing in selling snake meat pot, Ah Xing was bitten into a sausage mouth by a poisonous snake in the movie, and he was bitten by the poisonous snake in this store, most of the snake meat in other stores is made with non-poisonous snakes, but this store is all poisonous snakes, and it is a highly poisonous cobra, but to be honest, the snake meat of the poisonous snake of the cobra is indeed much more delicious than the general non-poisonous snake meat.
"Two bowls of snake soup" Chu Ming found a small table outside and sat down directly with the flower lady and said to the shopkeeper, the tall and scary shopkeeper shouted "Okay", and then began to take out the live cobra and began to slaughter, this shopkeeper is the one who appeared in the movie for more than ten seconds The thin and tall man who was nearly three meters tall appeared in the movie, the one who scared Ah Xing, the shopkeeper did not open the snake cage, he directly put his hand into the snake cage, grabbed the poisonous snake and pulled it out, the small gap in the cage The poisonous snake could not get out, It's a bit counterintuitive that a tall and thin boss's hand can reach in.
"Bone shrinking work!" Chu Ming also recognized the shopkeeper's martial arts, and suddenly the poisonous snake opened its big mouth suddenly, revealing its fangs and biting at the slender and tall boss's hand, but the slender and tall boss's hand was more flexible and fast than the snake and pinched the snake's seven inches, and then 'clicked', pinched the snake's bones, and the poisonous snake softened suddenly, "Divide the muscles and bones!" Chu Ming recognized the shopkeeper's second martial arts, the tall and thin boss is also a guy who practices kung fu, although the martial arts are not particularly high, but it is more than enough to deal with poisonous snakes, but I am afraid that the boss's size is also because of the cultivation of bone shrinking skills.
"The snake soup is ready" five minutes later, the boss didn't come out of the store, directly stretched out his long arm, put two bowls of snake soup in front of Chu Ming and Hua Niang, Chu Ming took a bite, couldn't help squinting his eyes, the snake soup is very good, smooth and elastic, fragrant, and very tender, the thin and tall boss is definitely a chef-level craft, Hua Niang took a bite and nodded with satisfaction, in three minutes, after eating the snake soup, Chu Ming began to take Hua Niang to continue to wander around the pig cage city, There are so many secrets and surprises in this small walled city, and what is shown in the movie is only the tip of the iceberg.
The old man with glasses and muscles all over turned out to be a pig farmer, and the exaggerated boy with big muscles was the son of the old man, and he was also a pig farmer, Chu Ming saw with his own eyes that the old man lifted a fat pig of three hundred catties and fainted alive, and then the white knife went in and the red knife came out, cutting off the head of the fat pig, and the little brother puffed out his mouth and began to blow the pig, blowing the whole pig skin down, the old man and his son are both good at practicing hard qigong, and the old uncle's son's martial arts talent is much better than the old uncle, Chu Ming's cultivation of the True Demon Nine Transformations is a powerful hard qigong, practiced to the extreme, and is invulnerable.
I ate another bowl of extremely strong wonton noodles on the fried ghost's stall, and it was indeed a bit of a waste for Gorou Bagua Stick to roll out noodles, and after paying for the meal, Chu Ming took Hua Niang to Rabbit Sheng's clothing store.