Chapter 4 Simple Big Lori
Ding Dong, a prompt sound sounded in Wang Ling's mind.
Tomb Sect Little Dragon Girl: "Hello author, smiling .jpg, can you give me a spoiler about what will happen to the Condor Heroes next? For example, what will happen if the Little Dragon Girl is frozen by Ouyang Feng?" .jpg carefully. β
Tsk, in the chat box in my mind, I can also express my feelings.
Wang Ling didn't reply immediately, he first clicked on the avatar of the little dragon girl and found that the other party was a big Lori who was too beautiful to talk about.
That kind of beauty, so that he couldn't search for an adjective in his mind for a while.
After a while, the words "sinking fish and falling geese", "closing the moon and embarrassing flowers", "captivating the country and the city", and "the country is beautiful and fragrant" came to mind.
Even the most beautiful woman in 4,000 years was not enough to shock him so much, and he feared that this girl might cause others to commit crimes.
Starting in three years, the maximum death penalty will also make people take risks.
He came back to his senses and replied.
"Little sister, is your avatar me?"
There are too many picture thieves now, and Wang Ling is very suspicious that the picture in front of him is stealing the picture of which girl as an avatar to deceive the feelings of the innocent young man.
Tomb Sect Dragongirl: "Of course." β
Well, he reluctantly let go of his cold authorial baggage and chatted with her.
In fact, in the past, he had a fart and cold baggage, he had no readers at all, and if a reader came to chat with him, he would have knelt down and licked it a long time ago.
It's just that he thinks it's in a dream, and he thinks he's a god.
Wang Dazhui: "Xiaoguliang, you said that after Xiaolongnu was fixed, he was seen by a man with a suspicious heart, what would happen to him?"
Tomb Sect Little Dragon Girl: "I...... I don't know, I wonder .jpg. β
Wang Ling was slightly speechless, thinking it was interesting.
He made a voice, trying to make his voice sound less obscene. "Ahem, just like Sun Wukong set seven fairies, and later, there were seven gourd babies. β
The other side didn't reply to the message for a while, probably thinking, or angry.
Just when Wang Ling thought that the other party didn't want to talk to him, the other party actually sent a voice.
"Who are the Monkey Kings and the Seven Fairies? Does this have anything to do with the Monkey King's fixation of the Seven Fairies?"
This voice is ethereal and crisp, beautiful, and the sound is good. Wang Ling felt that his mood was inexplicably much happier when he heard the voice.
I don't know if this big Lori is too innocent or deliberately pretending to be pure?
He thought about it and felt that there was no need to tease this little Lori, molesting her would make him feel guilty, so Wang Ling directly sent a voice: "The little dragon girl will be piapiapia by Zhen Zhibing." β
βpiapiapiaοΌβ
"Yes, piapiapia!"
"What piapiapia?"
"It's piapiapia!"
"What is Piapiapia?"
"Uh, piapiapia is ......"
Wang Ling was slightly stunned, feeling that this big loli was teasing him.
Girl, don't play with fire, you're better off selling matches.
He didn't know that the little dragon girl who was communicating with him was about to go crazy.
"It's what, you say. β
Wang Ling could tell that the girl was very angry.
He wondered, isn't this girl pretending to be pure, but really so pure?
He hesitated for a moment, and then regardless of whether the little girl was pretending to be pure or not, he explained to her in detail what piapiapia was.
The little dragon girl understood that piapiapia was more than just the sound of clapping......
At this time, the little dragon girl in the ancient tomb, her little face was flushed, she was so ashamed that she couldn't raise her head, her small fists were clenched, and she wanted to beat people's chests, if Wang Ling was in front of her, she might be beaten to death.
"Hooligan, phew!"
Wang Ling is very aggrieved, how did I become a hooligan? Obviously, you have been asking, okay, I just satisfied your thirst for knowledge.
Don't look at this big Lori is still young, sooner or later she will become a woman, he has long understood a truth, it doesn't make sense to reason with a woman.
After a brief silence, she posted another text with an expression: "You are necrotic, the skeleton is .jpg, and the dog's head .jpg is blown up." β
Wang Ling felt that the girl was still angry, and when she vented, he remained silent.
Another message came, "How can you write about the little dragon girl like that?"
The corners of his mouth twitched when he looked at it, not knowing what to say.
This is all the sin created by Mr. Jin, what does it matter to me? When I saw such a plot, I was also very heartbroken, okay?
What can I do, I'm helpless!
Wang Ling was very aggrieved in his heart.
Before, there was a man named Ergou who said that he wrote about the emperor's uncle very well, saying that he was only eight years tall and handsome, and now there is a Lori because of the little dragon girl who condemned him for his great bad conscience.
He thought of the prompt he had at the beginning.
"Dear author Wang Dachui, your works such as "Breaking the Sky", "Covering the Sky and the Sun", "The Condor Heroes", "Journey to the West", "The Legend of Wukong" and other works ......"
It's like a black cauldron falling from the sky, pressing on him, heavier than Wuzhi Mountain, he wants to explain, but he doesn't know how to explain it.
This dream is not beautiful at all.
"Badass...... Brother, can you change it, don't let Xiaolongnu be insulted by Zhen Zhibing, please. β
Wang Ling: "......"
"As long as you change, the little dragon girl is willing to do anything for you. β
opened her mouth and closed her mouth to call herself Xiaolongnu, this Gu Liang was too deep into the play.
"Brother Da Chui, are you still listening, say something. β
Don't say it, don't want to talk at all.
"Please, don't let the little dragon girl be insulted. β
No, because you can't do it yourself.
"Woooooooo
Wang Ling was silent, but he didn't completely ignore her, he listened to every voice message she sent.
Hearing the last voice message, he found that this big Lori was actually made to cry by himself, and he felt very bad, and he couldn't be silent.
replied: "Don't worry, wait for me to figure it out." β
"Uh-huh, Brother Da Chui can't speak. β
"A gentleman's words are hard to chase. β
"Brother Da Chui, you are so good. β
Wang Ling's face twitched, but he didn't say anything more.
Change the plot of the little dragon girl?
Excuse me, how to change it?
He felt like his mind was a mess.
Now, he only hopes that this dream will wake up soon.
He doesn't care what he falls like, whether he breaks his appearance or lacks arms and legs, he will work hard to face the reality.
He just sat indifferently, didn't think about anything anymore, and was stunned.
Suddenly, an unfamiliar woman's voice sounded in my head. This time, the prompt tone is a sweet and greasy cute girl voice.,With this voice, a big Lori wearing a catwoman costume also appeared in my mind.γ
Lori again...... He was very puzzled, Lao Tzu is obviously not Lolita, why do these Lolitas frequently appear in his dreams?
This big Lori happened to be smiling, and her body was bent to a certain arc, so that he could see that it was seriously inconsistent with the round and white skin under the child's face, and it seemed that this posture could serve him at any time, which was easy to cause reverie.
Big Lori said mischievously: "Oops, I've finally seen my master again, congratulations to my dear master for triggering the mysterious quest to get the prop of a miracle." β
"What the hell?"
Wang Ling was surprised by the voice that appeared in his head.
He felt that the dream was becoming more and more like the plot of a novel he had written.
According to the conventional routine, will there be a cheating hanging bomb sky in a while, so that the protagonist can be rampant and lawless golden fingers appear?