Don't run into college students like us buying groceries, otherwise-

The greengrocer is going crazy!

"Three bucks! So expensive! The boss exclaimed, his voice very penetrating.

The greengrocer looked at us with hesitation.

"Where will it be expensive, you go to another house to see, how can it be as fresh as I have here!" The boss turned over the bundles of cabbage on her case to show us, green and bright, and it was indeed very convincing.

I have to take more than two yuan and a pound of goods in my wholesale market, and I don't dare to take more, for fear that I won't be able to sell it in the afternoon, and I will lose everything.

We went around in circles, indeed. The cabbage sums of the surrounding vegetable sellers are all soft, but this one is the freshest and most attractive.

"We went next door and asked, it's only two dollars and five pounds!"

The boss pretended to be disgusted, picked two bundles and weighed them, looked left and right, and saw something.

"It's just one pound, and I'll charge you three yuan."

"Boss, send us more pieces of ginger, just this small piece."

The boss pointed to the thumb-sized piece of ginger, which was muddy and very tender.

"Oh, okay, okay, I'm going to send you." The boss didn't look at it, picked up the piece of ginger and threw it into our bag: "WeChat is still cash, WeChat scan the code on it, and show me after paying." ”

The boss's operation amused the aunt who was picking vegetables next to her, shook her head and sighed.

"Now these kids ......"

Very sophisticated! Especially our boss!

Our boss is a woman who makes the most of her best in shopping around, and she is also a super money-saving little rich man.

I hadn't measured the rice or cooked it, so the boss dragged us to discuss in the small corner for a long time.

"There are four of us, do you think ten yuan chicken is too little, not enough to eat."

I just asked the aunt who sells raw and slaughtered chickens, "How much chicken is ten yuan?" ”

The aunt carried a knife and gestured at the chicken.

"Fifteen bucks?"

The aunt moved the knife behind the chicken and looked at her.

"How much?" Auntie's loud voice is urging.

"Fifteen bucks, then." The boss snapped his fingers and counted. There are four of us, buy a little of each type of meat, and the dormitory is enough for hot pot.

"Chop a little bit for us."

The dormitory is no better than at home, there is no board.

We don't use it often if there is a board! Even a small pot and a small electric stove must be hidden at all times in case the counselor suddenly knocks on the door to "send warmth".

"Where are you two people enough to eat, buy enough for twenty yuan, and one person can't get much." The boss saw that we were all students, and he said that he was about to cut down with a knife.

"Don't cut too much, cut more we don't want."

As soon as the words fell, the boss was quick-eyed, clicked and cut the chicken, grabbed it on the table, and put a piece on the scale.

"Eighteen dollars five, count you eighteen."

"Didn't you say fifteen?"

"I've cut it all, just a few more bucks." The boss was quick to pull the bag and put it on us: "Cash or WeChat?" ”

"No, we only need fifteen, I just saw what you put in it, you take it out, we don't want more." The Boss pointed out dissatisfiedly.

If there is more than one dollar per person, then we don't know how much more we will exceed our budget.

It is rare to encounter a strong sell, many people are more generous, and they will pay in a daze after half pushing.

But, it's strange that we don't eat this set.

The boss scolded and took out the chicken from the bag and cut it for us again.

Each is unhappy.

"These perennial traders, the control of catties is very accurate, don't believe him, he just deliberately let you buy more."

"The pit can't be mine."

I was stunned, this boss who was still struggling with a few pounds and taels just now could say such insightful words?

"Don't underestimate your boss, she's very good at accounting." Friend P said.

"She's a woman you can never get in an accounting school." Friend P mentioned that he was out last time.

The boss saw at a glance that the hotel discount was wrong, and a group of hot-blooded young people were on the front desk, and they almost didn't make a big fuss.

"We wanted to use the most primitive method."

"What the most primitive method." I asked.

"Call the police."

"And then?"

"What, then, your boss came forward to help other people's accounts to be convinced, what can I do." Friend P said helplessly.

Later, I learned that the eldest had followed his parents all over the world over the years, and he had an extremely sensitive intuition about bills. As for the little slippery heads of those merchants.

"My mom told me." The boss himself said, "I annoy her." ”

The small hot pot in the dormitory has always faced a problem.

"What if it's too tempting to cook and the fragrance wafts out to attract the dormitory manager?"

"Then ask her to eat with her."

The dormitory manager didn't bother to care about us.

I'm not afraid that the dormitory manager aunt will suddenly go upstairs to send fright, but I'm afraid that the counselor will go upstairs to send warmth online.

Colleges and universities are afraid of electricity accidents, and they are generally prohibited from buying high-power electrical appliances. Whenever the counselor checks the dormitory, we always have to put away our hair dryer, juicer, small cooking pot, small wok, and small electric stove in advance......

Well? Isn't the fact that everyone has a pot in their hands a secret that college students know?

"Don't forget to block counselors when you post on Moments, especially if you add leaders." The boss glanced at me.

"Yes!" I don't usually post on Moments.

I haven't forgotten the last time, Zhenghuan was arrested in a dormitory.

Hot pot is risky, so you need to be cautious.

But—

Eating meat is satisfying!