20 Wenqu Xing
The Jade Emperor's birthday is a custom in many places, if the villagers just take some firecrackers and flowers for only twenty or thirty yuan to join in the fun, Dai Yue doesn't care, but as soon as he makes a move, it is five hundred, so he has to be vigilant.
Taiyi Tianzun's time is very precious, He Yuanhai immediately after asking, there are villagers kneeling down and asking about the situation of the patients at home, Tianzun said that the patients at home have nothing to do with evil spirits, and the patients should trust the hospital and be cured by maintaining a good attitude. The villagers were grateful and put 200 yuan in the cardboard box.
Dai Yue asked Fu Lichun: "Is there a regulation on the amount of money to be released?" ”
Fu Lichun smiled: "This depends on personal sincerity, of course, it must be that the more money you put in, the more sincere your heart will be, and the gods will take a second look, maybe this glance can make people turn evil into good fortune." ”
"Who said that?" Dai Yue asked,
Fu Lichun replied: "No one said, the person who gave the money thought for himself, I heard that the first incense of the first day of the first month of the Ganlu Temple in the provincial capital still has to rely on bidding, and the price reaches more than one million." ”
Dai Yue shook his head: "These two concepts are different, Ganlu Temple has the element of religious belief, but what is this." ”
Fu Lichun thought for a while: "Director Dai means that this is superstition? But he can really help. ”
Dai Yue smiled faintly: "Do you have any questions later?" ”
"I'm just taking you to see the excitement," Fu Lichun said, "I don't have anything to ask." ”
Dai Yue laughed: "Don't you want to ask when you will be lucky and when you will be rich?" ”
Fu Lichun smiled bitterly: "I'm forty years old, I can figure out a lot of things, those who get rich or not are fate, the gods can't guide me, why waste money?" ”
Dai Yue pretended to be surprised and said: "Didn't you say that Taiyi saved the suffering Tianzun to save the suffering, why do you still need to collect money?" ”
Fu Lichun said: "It is very energy-consuming to invite God to come up, and they all take this as a profession, what do they eat without charging money? ”
"Can't you just take a little less?" Dai Yue asked.
Fu Lichun explained: "There is no regulation on the amount of money collected, it was not a five-cent piece earlier, but there are more and more sincere people, and if there is less release, I am afraid that the gods will not see it, so the tide will rise and the boat will be lifted." ”
Dai Yue remembered that the recently popular "Great Compassion Mantra" on the Internet had to recharge VIP to listen to it, and sure enough, the gods only save VIP, and no one can save you if you don't give money.
While chatting, Taiyi rescued the suffering Tianzun and withdrew his supernatural powers, and the first disciple really spent his energy as Fu Lichun said, and retreated to the side to rest as he looked tired and collapsed.
Next came the second apprentice's performance, his movement was much greater, and after the supernatural power came, he first roared hysterically, smashed the table, kicked the stool, and then split a fork, and then bounced onto the table.
This ordered Dai Yue to also be a little puzzled, splitting and jumping from the ground to a table more than one meter high, this can only be done by professional martial arts athletes, an ordinary villager, and a middle-aged and elderly villager, how can this be done?
"Do you say this immortal upper body is true or false?" Dai Yue asked Fu Lichun again.
Fu Lichun looked at him with wide eyes: "Of course it's true, otherwise how could an ordinary person know everything?" Just look at the hand just now, I can't split the fork, not to mention that he flicked his legs and went to the table, can ordinary people do it? ”
After the second disciple also sang, a number of young people who went out to work asked about the situation in the next year, and the second disciple answered one by one, and drew a talisman for each of these people, telling them to carry it with them, so that all evil would retreat.
Those who went out to seek wealth should be sincere, and each person put a thousand into the wooden box, and the money in the box quickly piled up. After asking questions and giving money, these people do not leave, but continue to watch the excitement.
At lunchtime, Fu Daoren's followers prepared dried fruit snacks and distributed them to everyone present, including Dai Yue.
Taking advantage of the time to eat, Dai Yue quietly imitated the appearance of those people inviting God to come up just now, which felt quite interesting.
Next, the apprentices then asked God to come up to solve people's doubts, until the finale was finally about to be staged before dinner - Fu Daoren invited Hongjun Ancestor to come up.
For a while, the people who had been aesthetically tired after being bombarded by the apprentices for a day instantly came to their senses, and the people on the periphery desperately squeezed inside, not to mention turning around, even breathing became difficult.
Correspondingly, the money in the wooden box was also piled up, and Dai Yue preliminarily calculated that there were at least 200,000.
After a whole day's process, Dai Yue basically figured out the situation, and the money in the wooden box was paid to Daoren's apprentices for 10,000 yuan each, and the rest went to Daoren.
After Hongjun Ancestor comes up, people's sincerity will be greater, and there are still a few big bosses who have come from other places to do business yet.
Looking at the state of everyone present, no one suspected that Hongjun Ancestor's upper body was fake. Although Dai Yue couldn't come up with false evidence, he knew that the so-called Jade Emperor's birthday was an opportunity for these people who invited the gods to take advantage of this day to engage in feudal superstition and make money.
However, even if he knows that there is a fake, but this is the traditional belief of the people in the village, even if Dai Yue risks the world's condemnation to expose this as a superstition, no one will believe him, so he can only try to find an opportunity to see if he can make the villagers suffer less losses.
Fu Daoren sat on the top, and the noisy room was instantly silent, and everyone craned their necks to watch his every move. I saw that he tightened his headband and belt, and slowly lay on the table to meditate, and the apprentices on both sides sang collectively.
For a long time, Fu Daoren made a long sound like a horse neighing on his stomach, and the apprentices sang more vigorously, and the crowd of onlookers whispered excitedly: "It's time to get up, it's time to get up." ”
Fu Daoren then let out a long sound like a horse's neighing, and after doing this three times, he raised his head violently and his eyes widened and shouted: "My Hongjun Ancestor Linfan, why are only these few people greeting you?" ”
The first disciple hurriedly explained: "Ancestor, the villagers are all here, and there is not enough space in the house, so they are all thick outside." ”
Fu Daoren hammered down the table: "Yes, yes, the villagers on this side are also pious, I will immediately inform the Jade Emperor and let him ensure that the water and soil on this side are smooth and the villagers are safe and safe. ”
The first disciple hurriedly kowtowed to the table: "Thank you, Old Ancestor Longen." ”
Then Fu Daoren began to babble and sing, the content was how powerful Hongjun Ancestor was, the first god of the world, etc., and several big business bosses on the side covered their handbags and were eager to try, just after Fu Daoren finished singing, he wanted to ask the location of this year's God of Wealth and express his sincerity.
Seeing that he was about to finish singing, Fu Daoren walked in the direction of Dai Yue, and Dai Yue, who hadn't figured out how to deal with people, didn't know how to greet God, so he was stunned on the spot for a while.
Fu Daoren grabbed Dai Yue's hand: "I didn't expect Wenqu Xing to be found here by this god, hurry up, Wenqu Xing, please take a seat." With that, he dragged Dai Yue to sit down beside him.
Dai Yue's reaction was not bad, and he understood that Fu Daoren said that he was Wenqu Xing, and the villagers below were not slow to react, and praised them one by one, no wonder Dai Yue managed the village in an orderly manner, it turned out that Wenqu Xing went down to earth. Hearing this, Dai Yue himself wanted to laugh.
Fu Daoren then sang with the words of the villagers: "Wenqu Xingxia is not used to govern a village, this is just his starting point, he will be the marquis in the future, and help the world to be admired by all the people, it is your blessing to live under his governance." ”
The village official who doesn't want to be the prime minister is not a good cook, listening to Fu Daoren's sycophants and the praise of the villagers, Dai Yue is very useful in his heart. However, he instantly understood that this might be an opportunity, and he didn't need to find out the truth of Fu Daoren's invitation to God, as long as he found a way to return the money on the table to the villagers.
Fu Daoren was still holding Dai Yue's left hand, and his right hand suddenly picked up the tribute wine on the table and poured it down, and then lay on the table. It's not that he has to drink, but if he doesn't drink, he's afraid that the kind of immortal crazy appearance won't look like it.
Just when the villagers were puzzled, Dai Yue raised his head and shouted, "It's bitter." ”
The villagers were stunned, but Dai Yue slapped the table and stood up to learn from Fu Daoren: "I, Emperor Wenchang, am in the mortal world today, why are only these few people greeting me?" ”
Everyone present looked at each other, not knowing whether to answer or not, but Fu Daoren was well-informed and said: "Emperor, the villagers are gathering today to congratulate the birthday of the Great Heavenly Venerable, I don't know that the emperor will come, and I ask the emperor to forgive me." ”
"It's okay," Dai Yue drank: "The villagers don't know the majesty of Emperor Wenchang, so don't mention it in this section." However, the emperor has implemented more new policies here, why are the villagers obstructing it so much? ”
Fu Daoren said: "No, no, how dare the villagers obstruct the emperor, they are all grateful for the emperor's goodness." ”
Isn't Hongjun Ancestor the first god to open the world? How can you still be submissive to a Wenqu star? Dai Yue was amusing himself in his heart, and Fu Daoren suddenly asked: "Today's birthday of Da Tianzun, I don't know what the scene of Yaochi Immortal Palace is?" Can the emperor tell one or two and let the villagers open their eyes? ”
Is this a temptation? I don't know what the sky is, but it's written in the book. Dai Yue cleared his throat and sang, "The grand scene of the Asgard Palace? Let's listen to me one by one: snowflakes and trees, ice color scattered Yao Pond; The South Heavenly Gate is full of lights, and the white jade is full of silver flowers; The gods of Ziwei Palace toasted, and the immortals of Lingxiao Hall worshipped their birthdays, and they were beautiful. ”
The singing was good, the villagers craned their necks to listen, and even some aunts who were used to seeing Dai Yue's serious image pointed at him and smiled: "Yo, it turns out that Director Dai also has such a time, take a mobile phone and take a picture." ”
However, the few big bosses who were waiting to ask the God of Wealth were not so patient, and it was Fu Daoren who sat and waited for a day, but he didn't expect to kill Dai Yue halfway, and he didn't know how long he would have to make trouble, one of the bosses couldn't help but step forward: "Wenqu Xingjun, how long will you have to go?" "Anyway, Fu Daoren is the ancestor of Hongjun, the first god who opened the world, as a faithful believer of the first god, he is not afraid of Wenqu Xing.
Dai Yue glanced at him: "Who are you, dare to make a noise here?" ”
The boss said: "I am the apprentice of Hongjun Ancestor, and I came here to seek fortune, but I was interrupted by Wenquxing, so I had to make a noise. ”
"Oh, Hongjun Ancestor's apprentice seeks fortune," Dai Yue said, "You are a fruit seller." ”
The boss looked at him in surprise: "How do you know." ”
Dai Yue deliberately whimpered a few words, whetted the boss's appetite, and said: "I not only know that you are selling fruits, but also know that you are selling fruits from the southeast to the northwest. This year, I have accumulated the heat, but the cost is a little worse, so I want to invite someone to partner, and I came to Hongjun Ancestor to seek wealth and luck before leaving, yes or no? ”
The boss stood up in shock: "Are you really a Wenqu star?" ”
Dai Yue wanted to laugh in his heart, but when he used to study Ma Zhe's course, he dabbled in some national philosophical history, and it happened that ancient philosophy talked about the unity of heaven and man, and numerology, so he even read some books on mathematics, but he didn't expect it to come in handy here.