Chapter 10: The Thieves Meet
"Sister, I really have a heart, this dish is really hearty, but it makes the concubine feel sorry."
In the afternoon, I asked Shan'er to find out that the woman who was on the prince's side for an afternoon was called Mi'er, and the daughter of the other prime minister's mansion was the side concubine in the mansion. Seeing her smug appearance, she was unhappy in her heart, and pouted, "This is not for you to eat, please go back and forth from where." ”
"Bold slave maid, you actually talk to a master like this."
"It's funny, I don't believe you can't see it, I'm the princess, I'm pretending to be a fart here."
"Lord, be the master of the concubine, the concubine heard that the princess was flattened a few days ago, so there is nothing wrong with the concubine just speaking, but she yelled at him like this, and the concubine ......"
"Call Yun Xuan over for dinner." Jingchen didn't have a head to say, but in his heart he wanted Yun Qi to come over and testify. He's going to make trouble in a moment.
"Lord, fortunately, I am also a genuine princess, I am willing to cook for you, but it is too wronged to cook for a subordinate. I know that you really don't like me, prince, political marriage, I understand! However, you also have to look at the face of the emperor and my father, save me some face, if this matter is known to them in the future, they will definitely make a big fuss, and you will not get any benefits. ”
"Political marriages,?" Hehe, Jing Ran smiled, "You threaten me? ”
"The concubine doesn't dare, it's just the truth."
"Believe it or not, the king will kill you now?"
"Then you just say that the food is poisonous. Could it be that you let the woman in front of you eat the food I cooked first, and then secretly feed him some poison to make her die, and then plant it on me, and also say that I was a fine worker, and then kill me directly. Do you also have an explanation with your emperor Lao'er? ”
Mi'er gasped, her back was cold, and she knelt directly on the ground and said, "The concubine is not worthy of eating what the princess makes, so the concubine will retreat." After speaking, he didn't wait for the prince to agree, turned his head and trotted away, looking very embarrassed.
Jing Chen looked back and forth at the person in front of him, whether he was from another world or not, this person should not be underestimated, and with those few jokes, he guessed the seven, seven, eight, eight or eight of my schemes.
After a while, the clouds were all over the place. "Well, it's so fragrant, lord, what's the happy event today?"
"I've seen the princess." Yun Lu knelt opposite Jing Chen. The two of them each took a small table, but left it empty in the middle.
"Your name is Yun Xuan? Shouldn't it be called Xiang Qing? You don't know me anymore? Shinoman. Xiao Man looked at this man named Yun Qi blankly, no matter from that angle, the man in front of him was the man who was good with him, could it be that he also passed through?
"Yes, Princess." Yun Xuan is a little confused. Said tentatively.
Could it be that there are outsiders who are inconvenient to reveal their identities? It's possible. It's great, my male ticket has also come over, so happy. Xiaoman can't wait to put his eyes on it.
"Serve", Jingchen said with a little taste.
"Oh. Okay" Xiaoman is happy now, let him go.
Xiao Man put the two tables in the room together, beckoned to Jing Chen, and sat down. Then he put his eyes on Yun Xuan's side.
"Why do you put the tables in one place? What a system this becomes. Jing Chen said angrily.
"Because I've only made one table." Xiao Man didn't even give him a look, and his whole eyes were on Yun Xuan.
"......" Jingchen ......
"Let's have a sip of soup first. Lotus root pork rib soup. I was looking for someone to dig it in the lotus pond I fell into last time, and it was very fresh. Xiao Man put two bowls in front of the two of them and said to Yun Xu.
"Ahem" Jingchen felt as if he had been left out and coughed unwillingly.
"Test the poison, right, you look at it." After speaking, he picked up Jingchen's bowl and took a sip. Then he handed it to him, muttering, "That's a lot." ”
"Green ...... No...... Brother Yunlu, can you taste my fish again...... And this...... ......Before the two of them could start eating, Yun Chen's plate was full of various dishes.
"The princess doesn't have to be so polite, Yun Xuan can't afford it, so it's better for you to give ......"
"Test the poison for the prince, right?" Xiaoman snatched the stubble and pulled a donkey face at Jingchen, "You can see clearly, I'll take a bite one by one and test the poison for you." "Say, I really ate one bite at a time. Then spread his hands and tell him that he hadn't been poisoned.
"If there is wine in the house, you two can drink a pot, the food is not bad, it's a pity that there is no wine." Xiaoman has just passed over, and he has never drunk the wine of this world.
"Wine" Jingchen is estimated to be evil, and he actually said along with this little girl.
"Well, good wine, can you give me a jug?" Xiao Man patted his ass, and seeing that Jingchen didn't respond, he continued, "I'll help you test the poison, hehe." ”
Yun Xuan laughed out loud on the side. Jingchen waved his hand and motioned for Xiaoman to get a pot.
"The princess's craftsmanship is really different, and the taste of the dishes is really wonderful, except for this soup, I know that the accessories are made of jade bamboo, Huaishan, lily, wolfberry, sea coconut plus the main pork ribs, lotus root, and boiled with salt, and the others don't know what they are made of. Especially this fish, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the taste of sweet, sour and salty is just right, which really makes people appetite great. ”
"This one is called squirrel fish, this one is called sweet and sour fish pieces, and that one is ......"
"Lord Qiyu, I got the wine, did you send it to the princess?"
"No, I'll go back first. The prince and Brother Yunqi use it slowly. Xiao Man looked at Yun Qi and said. Brother Yunlu, you are free tomorrow, I have a few questions for you. ”
"That, I'll ......" Yun Qi glanced at Jingchen, not knowing whether to agree or not.
"Okay, I know, let's go first, Brother Yunlu. Ann~" After speaking, Xiaoman hugged the wine jar... "Are your things so heavy?" Shioman pushed the jar back. "It's dangerous, otherwise the wine will be wasted. Can't you make a smaller one, so who can handle it? ”
"You take it and come with me." Xiaoman pursed his lips in dissatisfaction. What the hell is this place, a sword has to be made into eighteen pounds, and a stall of wine is also made into eighteen pounds, I think tomorrow the bowl will be made into eighteen pounds for you, and you will be killed. Xiaoman chattered as he walked out.
Suddenly I remembered that the rice was still served by the maid. Turned back and said, "This is a little bit of rice that I have been rubbing with Shan'er for several days, one bowl per person, and there is no superfluity." It's really not enough, I've made some flower rolls, you guys make do with it. "And then the flash.
The two people left behind looked at each other, "You knew the princess of this king before?" Why haven't I heard you mention it? ”
"How did I know the princess?" , Yun Qi smiled, "How long have we known each other, you don't know what I do, hey, no, why do you care so much about this girl today, is it possible that you fall in love with this girl." ”
"How could this king fall in love with a fine work," Jing Chen raised his voice, "The paper was hers last time, and this king was very curious, thinking that he was different from before." ”
"This dish is really delicious, and it uses medicine, which is not only good for the body, but also for longevity." Yun Xuan said, "People who can think of this method to nourish their bodies must not be underestimated. Warm supplement, and will not be void and not supplemented, and will not be overdone. If, according to the different physical conditions of each person, the prescription is adjusted in time, it is estimated that everyone can live longer for at least ten years. The point is that these foods taste good, which is much better than decoction. ”
"Cut, this is all a means of not entering the stream, and the medicine should be bitter to be effective." King Jing is still tasting the attitude of Xiaoman just now, and Yun Xuan also praised this woman a lot, where does this put my face.
"I think this princess is very attentive to you, she has made a table of delicacies, and this soup is eight points similar to the health medicine you usually drink, and the effect can't be found. And this rice, I didn't know that the peeled rice tasted sweet. After dragging the blessing of the prince, now you can eat such delicious food. ”
"Really?" Jingchen made a ripple.
"Shan'er, let's have dinner!" As soon as Xiaoman entered the door, he shouted, "I have wine today." ”
"Wait a minute, I'll send one to the kitchen, and then we'll have dinner. Don't forget the gods. Shan'er was probably really frightened by Xiaoman, thinking that there were really gods to eat.
It's not the first time that the two of them have eaten something made by Shinoman, but they have a lot of fun every time.
Let's take a look at the fairy in the kitchen.
I jumped over at night. Seeing Shan'er delivering wine to the kitchen, she was even more curious.
As soon as Shan'er left, she jumped in.
"Hehe, this girl is interesting, knowing that I ate her things, she didn't say anything, but prepared fresh ones for me. If I don't eat, I'm sorry for this girl. is also a fairy, then the palace master should be a god this time. ”
"Well, it tastes really good. This girl doesn't know if she really knows my identity, or if she really honors the gods. This girl has an appetite for me. ”
The next day, Jingchen waited all morning and didn't see Xiaoman come to serve in front of his palace, and he was irritable. I'm worried that I had a quarrel with someone yesterday, was I injured, or fell into the river? Why didn't anyone come to report it?
"Jingchen, I've looked out more than ten times this hour, aren't you waiting for someone?" Yun Qi asked.
"No, this king is not waiting for anyone." Jingchen was a little weak-hearted.
"Oh, it's noon, why don't you take the princess to serve you."
Although Jingchen didn't speak, he still pricked up his ears and listened.
"Didn't you get a plot, or get sick?" After waiting for a while, seeing that Jingchen didn't have any reaction, he continued, "Then I'll go and see, I'm also a doctor, oh no, it's a doctor!" ”
"It's not proper, how can you say that you are also a man, how can you casually enter your daughter's room, and it won't make people laugh when you spread it." Jingchen thought for a while, and then said, "You go back first, I have something to do now." ”
Seeing that Yun Qi was far away, the ghost made a god and walked to the courtyard of Xiaoman.
"Ahem...... Ahem...... "No one replied, could it be that something really happened." He pushed the door open.
I saw the two girls sleeping on the ground crookedly.
"What time is it, why are you still sleeping? Is there a little bit of a servant?"
Xiaoman turned around, covered his ears and went to sleep.
Shan'er woke up slowly. Rubbing his eyes,...... "Wang...... Rajah. Shan'er stammered, "Miss, hurry up, the prince is here, Miss." ”
"Shan'er, don't make trouble, how could that bastard come to such a shitty place. Let me sleep a little longer. ”
"Miss......" Shan'er knelt on the ground and begged, "Please forgive me, Miss drank some wine yesterday, but I didn't expect it to be so strong, so I got up late, I'm sorry." ”
Bastard?! I?! Jingchen was a little confused. Stretched out his hand to pull up Xiaoman, who was sleeping on the ground, but he didn't expect Xiaoman to turn around with that strength, hugging his thighs and sleeping. Also drooling. Suddenly, an electric current flowed through Jing Chen's body, crispy and numb. But at this time, Jingchen didn't love anyone, so he didn't know that this crispy and numb feeling turned out to be the so-called love. Seeing Xiaoman's saliva, Jingchen was furious. Pulling his neck, he carried Xiaoman to the water tank in the yard like a chicken.
"Ahh Xiao Man choked on a mouthful of water and shouted. Seeing Jingchen's cold face, he suddenly became angry, "Yu Jingchen, what are you going to do." ”
"Miss," Shan'er followed. "Miss, you said that people are under low eaves, you said. That one...... Don't forget. Shan'er was afraid that Xiaoman would offend Jingchen again, and the goodwill that she had won so hard was gone. So I kept reminding my young lady.
"What are you doing here?" Xiao Man also came back to his senses at this time.
"I'm hungry." Jingchen himself is also inexplicable, why did he come here. But I still forcibly found a reason for myself.