Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Bottle
The great god of the writer's world, Lu Nimei, stabilized the situation, and "Brother Youtai Bird" brazenly hugged Lu Dashen's big / leg. "Whoever doesn't hold is a fool. "Tai Bird Great God said.
Sister Dao and Sister Jian are quite jealous of God Lu. However, Sister Dao smiled and said, "Mu Jiji, come here." "Lu Dashen's own sister Mu Jiji, she is also a person in the painting world.
Although Mu Jiji is well-known and his strength is not weak, he has not yet become a god. Faced with the call of the great god, the corrupt beauty/girl walked over, ignoring her sister's face in the slightest.
Rooney also has weaknesses, and Mujiji is one of them.
In the face of the two great gods of the painting world, Mu Jiji showed due respect. "Two sisters. "The voice is sweet. Listening to the Rooney sister on the other side, her heart was on fire, and she held the sun! Yes, Sister Rooney glared at each other angrily, glaring at Sister Dao and Sister Jian.
Jian Mei smiled: "Great God Lu, pay attention to demeanor, demeanor." ”
Sister Rooney snorted: "Grace your sister! You snatched the sister of the Sprinkle family, and you are still screaming in front of the Sprinkle family." Is there such a cheap thing? Tai Bird, you give me up, and tear it up with the people in the painting world. ”
Rooney slapped her palm on the left shoulder of "Brother Youtainiao" and picked him up. It's like a little G.
"Sister, no. The other party is holding Mu Jiji hostage, and we should not do it. It's better for everyone to get along in harmony, and our identity is respected, how can we tear apart if we don't agree like ordinary people. ”
"Useless man. ”
Rooney Mei raised her hand and threw out "Brother has too much bird" and smashed it into the great sword girl in the painting world.
The sword girl squinted coldly, pressed the sword with her right hand, and suddenly fired a sword, slashing at the man's rolling pin of the great god of the bird.
"Brother has too much bird" has already calculated, "Hahaha, come out, my baby." He made a mark, and a dark green bottle two feet high appeared, the mouth of which was sealed, and I don't know what kind of liquid it contained, black and dark.
Holding the bottle in both hands, "Brother Youtai Bird" said proudly: "Hmph, Sister Jian, don't deceive people too much." As soon as this treasure of mine is sacrificed, the heavens and the earth will be discolored, and all things will cry together. This is a soy sauce bottle!"
With a snort, the purple seal attached to the dark green bottle was removed by itself. "Gentlemen, don't you hear about the terrible things about the army of soy sauce? As soon as my soy sauce bottle comes out, who dares to take advantage of it!"
Unplugging the bottle stopper, "Brother has a bird" pointed the mouth of the bottle at Jian Mei. With a bang, a black trickle erupted from the bottle, and Fang Fu left the soy sauce bottle, and the water was mighty, turning into a rolling stream, and it hit the sword that Jian Mei slashed at.
Disheveled!
The water swallows the sky and the earth, and the waves roll. The soy sauce wave extinguished the slashing sword. The waves are turbulent, and the god Taitori is like a god, suspended on the surface of the soy sauce water. Let the rain blow and the wind blow, stand still.
"Hmph, it turns out that you got the 'soy sauce bottle' of the strange treasure. Jian Mei said coldly. With a bang, she slashed out two more swords, and the sword light burst out, illuminating the great god of Tainiao on the soy sauce river in Heibulaji.
It's too dark, the god of the bird is perfectly integrated with the soy sauce, and the sword sister can't find where he is, so she sends two swords and uses them as enlightenment lights.
Steep see that "Brother Youtai Bird" is holding a soy sauce bottle in his right hand, pinching the recipe with his left hand, and reciting the mantra, "The soy sauce party is a terrifying existence that makes people smell and change." In the name of the bird, I offer my respect, gentlemen, show up!"
Bang Bang!
The black water surface rises up one after another, up to more than ten zhang, which is magnificent. A group of soy sauce men, girls, aunts, aunts, loli, and uncles in black night clothes appeared. They held high the banner of "soy sauce" and surrounded the god of "Brother Youtainiao".
"As soon as my generation came out, the heroic posture was elegant, and the heroes despised it. Oh no, what a deal!"
A soy sauce aunt said sadly.
At this time, the soy sauce sister raised her hand and detained a jade scoop, which contained half a bowl of soy sauce. Sister Soy Sauce raised her head and dried half a bowl of soy sauce, and said loudly: "Hmph, who dares to disagree, tear it directly." Fakyu!"
Uncle Soy Sauce stomped his foot violently, and the surface of the soy sauce river under his feet shook, and the water splashed. The uncle said: "Sister Soy Sauce is right, tear the enemy directly, there is nothing to say." ”
Soy sauce Lori also said: "My generation is immortal, the spirit is immortal!" The latecomers are endless, inheriting the aspirations of our generation, and finally being able to reach the peak, standing in the world, and illuminating the direction of thousands of people. Gentlemen, drink soy sauce!"
"Oh oh oh, soy sauce loli is mighty!"
"It's really cool, it's right. Drink soy sauce, drink soy sauce, don't say anything!"
"Ma Dan, if you don't agree with each other, you drink soy sauce, and there is no one!"
"Isn't it!"
Many soy sauce armies ignore the god who summoned them, drink soy sauce by themselves, drunk and lying on the knees of beautiful people, isn't life happy.
"We're going to drink the most expensive soy sauce and play with the prettiest woman!"
"Drink soy sauce!"
"Drink soy sauce!"
"Drink, drink!"
The army of soy sauce continues to drink soy sauce. And the god of "Brother has too much bird" is quite embarrassed and his strength is embarrassing. Oh Terfak!Swollen sauce purple, why don't they obey me, can they still play happily?
Lu Dashen was also very depressed, the soy sauce army was too noisy and loud, and he didn't care about the colors of others at all. Just thinking about how to beat soy sauce and drink soy sauce, it seems that nothing is their business.
She moved forward, her hands were divided, and the waves of anger exploded, blasting open the river of soy sauce in front of her, and blasting away dozens of soy sauce aunts, aunts, and lori. "It's so annoying, you guys, don't stand in the way of the Sprinkle family's tearing up. Sprinkle home Rooney sister is also. "Suddenly drunk, Lu Dashen was like entering a no-man's land, cutting the waves and walking against the wind.
"Big sister, don't sauce purple, they are all my little friends!" said Tai Bird in a hurry. He saw that Lu Dashen started to clean up the soy sauce army, how could he not be in a hurry. However, the great god Lu did not listen to the admonition of the great god of the bird at all, and insisted on going his own way.
Bang!
Ritianshen Fist came out again, and Sister Rooney blasted more than a dozen soy sauce sisters. They screamed again and again, screaming endlessly, and then fell into the river of soy sauce, burrowing their heads one by one, and angrily reprimanding Lu Dashen.
"Ouch, hold the grass and hold the sun! Who are you paralyzing! Why are you beating us, let's go up and beat her!"
"It must be, she ignores us. Can our generation still swallow their anger? It's unreasonable, tear her apart!"
"She is alone, and there are thousands of my generations, such as the carp that crosses the river, there is an endless stream, brothers and sisters, rush, go up, go up, go up, go up ”
"Summon Uncle Soy Sauce!"
"Summon Uncle Soy Sauce!"
"Soy sauce, soy sauce, everyone, come and make soy sauce!"
"A copper plate can make soy sauce!"
One after another, tens of thousands of voices sounded in the river of soy sauce, and the fried river surface was bumpy and swaying. "Brother has too much bird" can no longer maintain his demeanor, swaying from side to side, and almost falling into the water.
The situation has deteriorated and it is difficult to control.
Sister Dao, Sister Jian, and Mu Jiji, the three of them looked at each other and were dumbfounded. Wow, what's the situation, it's so lively on the other side.
Sister Dao said: "Sister Jian, Mu Jiji, let's go make soy sauce too." ”
Jian Mei said: "Wow, wow, wow, I'm idle anyway." ”
Mu Jiji said: "That's what I mean, let's go!"
As a result, the three powerful girls in the painting world stood up and rushed forward, and the three rays of light went straight through the sky. Sister Dao turned around, the knife qi was opened, and the waist slashed at a soy sauce man, the other party wailed, his body split in half, fell into the soy sauce river, and was blackened.
Jian Mei flicked her sword and roared, "Gentlemen, I respond to your call to fight soy sauce!"
After the words fell, the sword sister swung her sword and rushed into the soy sauce girl, eldest sister, and aunt, and in an instant, screaming, wailing, tearing, and roaring endlessly, turning into a wave of sound and exploding. The sword sister rose to the top, opened and closed wide, and went forward, straight to the head of the enemy.
Mujiji summoned her small bench and swept it out. Bang bang bang! swept away a piece of soy sauce and fell into the water. Then, they opened their mouths to greet Mu Jiji's whole family and immediate relatives.
Sister Rooney was furious, and Soy Sauce Zhengtai cursed Mu Jiji to curse her. "What a gut!" Lu Dashen slammed forward, and the sun and heaven god boots swept, and the gods were shining, all over the river of soy sauce. Illuminated the heads of Shota Soy Sauce. "Who gave you the courage to curse the Sprinkle family!"
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Lu Dashen's Sun Heavenly God Fist blasted out one after another, smashing into the soy sauce Zhengtai who were emerging below. In an instant, the screams erupted, and the sound was extremely harsh.
Rot/female painter Mu Jiji got her contract beast by the way, King Woo Meow.
"Meow!"
King Meow was furious, and there were three or four corpses. Stepping on the corpse of the enemy, King Meow also tore the soy sauce man with his master.
Messy in the wind, full of decadence. Brother has a bird god can't figure it out.,For meow, things are developing in the direction of collapse.。 The soy sauce aunts even attacked the god of the bird who summoned them.
"I'm rubbing, how is this!"
"Brother Youtai Bird" slashed his hand and exploded the head of a strong man with soy sauce, and he turned into soy sauce foam and disappeared.
"Whatever he does, beat him, why does he call me if he doesn't help us? ”
A soy sauce Mary Sue shouted.
She straightened her neck and glared at the god of the bird. Steeply, he raised his hand and sprinkled a piece of water, sparkling, and hundreds of thousands of blue lights covered the "brother has too bird".
"Yo yo yo, Chek trouble, Chek trouble!"
A soy sauce big brother sang. With a wave of both hands, he projected a large number of discus and smashed them at the god of the bird.
"I'm so out of temper. "The great god of the bird is also angry.
As soon as his feet moved, the river boiled, dark clouds surged, and soy sauce fell from the sky. "Kill, kill, kill, kill, ah. "Endless sounds of slaughter came from the dark clouds.
Puff! Puff!
There were three splashes on the surface of the river, swirling heels, and three heads popped up, which were the female birds with beast shoes, the shy little tadpole god, and the imperial uncle Tang Shibia.
When the three of them fell into the water, they drank a lot of soy sauce.
Shangguan Xiaohong's face darkened. "Never drink soy sauce again!" she said angrily.
"I feel the same way, little red children's shoes. Little Tadpole Jun said bitterly.
"Puff puff!" Uncle Tang Sbiya squirted a large amount of soy sauce upward, "You two are faint, do you want to drown me?" After spitting up a lot of soy sauce, Don Sbiya was in a brighter mood.
"Teacher Donsbia, you took the initiative to tear us apart. For the purpose of self-preservation, we only have to tear your hands more than you. Shangguan Xiaohong responded.
"Mr. Tang Shibia, why do you want to tear up Xiaosheng, although I am in the wind, I don't refine the man. No, Gao Ji said. Little Tadpole-kun also showed his attitude and orientation. "I like cute girls, it doesn't matter if Xiong is big or not, as long as she looks cute and the person is cute. ”
Wow. The soy sauce splashed, and the emperor's uncle Tang Shibia jumped out of the water, like a dragonfly dotting the water, and his feet touched the water. With a flick of his right wrist, the ink sword trembled slightly, shaking away the adhered soy sauce juice. "Xiaohong, little tadpole-kun. You misunderstood me. Not only will I tear you apart, but I will tear you hard! Little tadpole gentleman, run away, and see how long you can escape. "Uncle Huang's eyes are gloomy, he is full of soy sauce and oil, and he has no demeanor of a university scholar.
The river of soy sauce splashed, and the two soy sauce crocodiles shook their long tails and pounced on Uncle Huang. The fish has not arrived, but the fishy wind has arrived. It's disgusting, it's disgusting.
Uncle Tang Shibia's face was gloomy, and soy sauce was the same color. He stepped forward, splashing in the water. With a thud, Uncle Huang stepped on the head of a soy sauce crocodile with his left foot and stomped on it. Another soy sauce crocodile was stunned, and then the crocodile opened its snout and bit at the emperor's uncle.
"I don't know if I'm alive or dead. Uncle Huang swung his ink sword and slashed down. With a thud, the sword slashed, like black lightning slashing open, splitting the soy sauce crocodile in half, and the internal organs and intestines flowed out.
"Middle-aged man, do we have a grudge against you, you rashly invaded our territory and slaughtered people of my generation. A soy sauce beauty shouted. Her fingers flexed, and she groaned, and strings of bubbles shot out one after another, and when she got close to Uncle Huang, the bubbles swelled and were as big as a canopy, one after another.
Tang Shibia pinched his fingers with his left hand, and with a wave of his right arm, the ink sword was fierce again, clicking, and the black sword qi swung out, covering the bubble in the front and twisting it. The remaining bubbles were crushed before they could get close to Uncle Huang.
"One by one, you think you are the side. Uncle Huang sneered. Ju Hua fingers are raised high above the head. Uncle Huang stood suddenly, and his tone suddenly had a sad meaning.
"Why are you holding me back, I just want to go to the ki, ahh ”
In front of the emperor's uncle, the river of soy sauce parted, and the black soy sauce was rolling, and the emperor's uncle said with impatience, the ink sword shook away, and the sword flowers scattered. "Die! Whoever stops me will die!"
Boom! Waves of soy sauce exploded, sparkling and exploding. The emperor's uncle, Tang Shibia, walked on the waves, like a venerable man who walked piously in the sea of suffering, with a relieved face. He seemed to figure it out......
"Ah, it's not good! The middle-aged man's base is even stronger!"
The soy sauce beauty said in horror. She was about to turn around, but it was too late. Suddenly, a black ray of light cut through the void, splitting the river of soy sauce and rushing towards the back of the soy sauce beauty.
The soy sauce beauty's back exploded into a cloud of black blood foam, and half of her body spun forward, flying more than ten meters away before falling into the water.
In an instant, the imperial uncle pushed his knees against the body of the half-cut beauty standing in front of him, and the flesh was splashed, and blood was splashed.
"How are you going to hinder my gao ......," Uncle Huang said with a smile. He turned sharply, waving his sleeves and flicking away the black soy sauce that was close to him.
"Little tadpole-kun. I'm coming. ”
Don Sbia laughed.
"Little red boy shoes, you saw it too!"
The shy little tadpole said in horror.
"The beast saw ......"
Shangguan Xiaohong responded. (To be continued.) )