Is it the bad guys getting old, or the old people getting bad.

"Damn, old man, you're a toast and don't eat and drink! Believe it or not, this dog kicked you to death! ”

Suddenly, Erha was really angry to the extreme.

Good fellow, how did this old man speak!

At this time, three old men on crutches came out of the mansion.

Old Man A: "Whose pet is this dead dog?" ”

Old Man B: "I don't know! Looks like a wild dog. ”

Old man C: "Good fellow, since it's a wild dog, let's slaughter him and stew him and eat it." ”

Old Man Ding: "Well, I agree with you. ”

"Have you ever killed two huskies, and these two huskies are a male and a female?"

Erhaqiang endured the anger in his heart, and then pointed at them and asked with a foaming mouth.

Old Man A: "Yes, when we were young, we did hunt down a family of three huskies. ”

Old Man B: "Ahem, I still remember it vividly, as if it was yesterday." ”

Old Man C: "If it weren't for this dead dog coming out to remind us, we would have forgotten about it." ”

Old Man Ding: "Yes, at that time, we were all too young and frivolous, like killing a few dogs to play, and we didn't think much about it. ”

"Okay, now that you've admitted it."

At this time, Erha's eyes turned cold and he was ready to kill him.

Old Man A: "Ahem, I... I... I can't do it, brothers, I'll go first! ”

At this time, after the old man A sprayed a mouthful of blood, he died directly.

Old Man B: "Ahem, brothers, I can't do it either." Brothers, I am waiting for you in heaven. ”

Next, even Old Man B vomited blood and fell to the ground and died, do you still want to go to heaven? Go to hell!

Old Man C: "Little brother, I can't do it either." Your brother and I will go first, you take care! ”

Old man: "Brother, wait for me, let's go together, we can have a companion on the road." ”

At this time, the corpses of four old men were already lying at the entrance of the mansion.

"Damn, what the hell is this!"

Erha shook his big tongue, spit flying, and couldn't help complaining.

"Hey, forget it, I'd better roast their corpses and eat them. Spread with honey and add a little more cumin. Tsk, I can't stand it when I think about it, and the bald son next door is crying. ”

At this time, Erha's big tongue licked his upper and lower lips.

But at the same time, the four elderly people who said they were dead jumped up directly.

Old Man A: "You dead dog, don't you want to be so mad!" ”

Old Man B: "Yes, I even ate corpses." ”

Old man C: "Don't dogs eat?" What corpses do you eat! And smeared with honey? Who is bald-headed? ”

Old Man: "Mamma Mia, I miss my mother." ”

"Hmph, sure enough, it's the bad guys who get old, not the old guys who get bad!"

At this time, Erha looked at the four of them with disdain, and at the same time, Erha was ready to pounce at any time.

Old Man A: "Brothers, let's go up and fight with his dead dog!" ”

Old man B: "Big brother, you go first!" ”

Old man C: "Big brother, second brother, you go first!" ”

Old man Ding: "Big brother, second brother, third brother, you go first!" ”

Old man A: "You guys who are afraid of death, I won't play with you anymore, I'm going home to find my mother." ”

Old Man B: "Big brother, isn't your mother already gone?" Speaking of which, big brother, what are you doing digging a hole in the ground with a shovel? ”

Old man C: "Second brother, don't you understand what the eldest brother does?" Big brother is ready to bury himself with his own hands! ”

Old Man Ding: "Six, six, six, there is nothing wrong with Lao Tie." My name is Chu Zhongtian, not Lin Danda! ”

"Suffer death, a bunch of old things, eat this dog Ye Foshan without shadow feet!"

Erha didn't want to talk to them anymore about useless, and at this time, Erha's legs were already kicking towards the four old men.

On this day today, Erha can finally avenge his parents!

Old Man A: "Before I die, I want to say one last word, which is that I still want to live for another 500 years!" ”

Old Man B: "If I could, I would like to live another 500 years!" ”

Old Man C: "If I could, I would live for a thousand years!" ”

Old Man: "If I could, I would like to live forever!" ”

These four old men are even more greedy than the other!

"You all die!"

At this time, Erha's hooves had already come to them.

In the next second, there were four more real corpses on the ground.

At the same time, Erha looked up at the sky and thought: Mom, Dad, the revenge has been avenged! You can go to reincarnation with peace of mind, don't wait for me. If there really is an afterlife, I will be your son.

In this way, Erha's unfulfilled wish has finally been completed.

"Hurry back now, you should still be able to catch up for dinner."

At this time, Erha looked up at the sky and muttered to himself.

So, Erha's matter came to an end.

Next is the story of the four generations of the evil emperor and the five generations of the evil emperor.

On the street of a certain city, the fourth generation of the evil emperor and the fifth generation of the evil emperor are strolling through the streets of the city.

Passerby A: "Did you hear that?" Have you heard? Have you heard about this? Let me tell you, I'm so excited to die! ”

Passerby B: "What's the matter?" Hurry up! You're so excited that you're going to die, there's a fart! ”

Passerby C: "Yes, yes, what's the matter!" If you don't say it, how can we possibly know! Hurry up, don't sell it! If you continue to sell it to my liking, believe it or not, I'll pull you from my friends list to the blacklist. ”

Passer-by: "Yes, yes, what the hell is going on, don't sell it!" Look at how many of us are ready to go and listen to your story! ”

It just so happened that the fourth generation of the Evil Emperor and the fifth generation of the Evil Emperor were passing by here, so they pricked up their ears to hear what was going on.

Passerby A: "You know? In a few days, it will be the day of the competition of the Ten Holy Sons, and I don't know if the apprentices of the fifth generation of the Evil Emperor will come. If the sixth generation of the evil emperor comes, then there will be a good show to watch. ”

Passerby B: "Six generations of the Evil Emperor? Are you kidding! The fifth generation of the evil emperor had already been a rat crossing the street long ago, and everyone shouted and beat him, and his apprentice dared to come and send him to death? ”

Passerby C: "You're right, the fifth generation of the Evil Emperor has already been a rat crossing the street, and everyone has shouted and beaten it!" ”

Passer-by: "The evil emperor is a ball, I hate him for wiping my belly." ”

At this time, the fourth generation of the evil emperor and the fifth generation of the evil emperor were all angry when they were listening to it, and they wanted to kill these people in the next second.

Passerby A: "Yes, yes, very right!" The five generations of the evil emperor are rats crossing the street, and everyone shouts and beats! ”