Chapter 219: Fortune at First Sight
When I entered the forest, I realized that it was none other than Teacher Han, who had gone into the mountain with me.
This Teacher Han can't think about it, even if I can't get out of the forest, he doesn't have to be in a hurry to hang himself.
I don't know how long he's been hanging up, but I quickly follow the standard of a normal hanged person, first lower him from the tree, and then simply rescue him.
It's really not bad, Mr. Han woke up.
I asked him, "Teacher, you don't think about it like that, how big is it, it's worth your short-term view?" A big man actually hanged himself, isn't this something that only a little daughter-in-law can do? Even if you don't want to live anymore, choose a gentleman's way to end yourself, okay. ”
Teacher Han just relieved his breath, and he didn't have the energy to talk to me, but just waved his hand and asked me to help him out of the forest quickly, as if there was something in the depths of the forest, which made him quite jealous.
I couldn't help but glance into the woods, and found that there was a man in white in the woods, who was also secretly looking at me, and after I looked that way, the man didn't have any intention of dodging, and he walked out generously and boldly.
I took a closer look at the man, with short hair, a round face, big eyes, and a nurse's outfit.
Eh, it's really familiar, where is this person, this is clearly the female ghost who has been following Han Ping and making trouble for Han Ping.
How? Could it be that Han Ping is dead, she has no one to toss, and she has nothing to do and runs in circles.
Teacher Han also stared at the direction where the female ghost was coming and asked me in a low voice, "Did you see anything?" ”
I said, "Nonsense, can I not see such a big ghost?" Didn't you say you could also open yin and yang eyes? How? Can't you see? ”
Teacher Han said angrily: "You should be yin and yang eyes are white, you need to consume power, now you have this free here, you can just tell me after reading it, I don't have to waste it." Tell me, what do you see? ”
I don't know if what he said is true or false, but I still feel that he said that he can also open yin and yang eyes, eighty percent is bragging, and now I know that there are ghosts in front of me, if I don't open yin and yang eyes, I am equivalent to being blind, and I have the ability to show up, this is not very likely.
I said, "I saw a little nurse, very beautiful, with short hair, round face, big eyes, very good-looking, but with a rope in her hand, as if she was going to strangle someone." You just hanged yourself, you weren't just scared by her? ”
Teacher Han said: "Although I don't have any skills, but ghosts are still not rare, so I won't be scared of a female ghost to commit suicide, just now I was controlled by her body, and I couldn't help hanging myself." ”
The situation that Teacher Han said is indeed in line with the little nurse's style of doing things, she always possessed Han Ping before, and let Han Ping pinch herself and beat herself, but now let Teacher Han hang herself, it's too normal.
The female ghost shook the rope and said, "That's right, I asked him to hang himself, hang him first, and then hang you, and that's it." ”
I sneered, "Hang me? You think too much of yourself, do you think I'm Han Ping too? Can you be at your mercy? You don't think it's enough to suffer at my hands, don't you? ”
The little nurse said, "You still don't talk big, okay, you think I don't know you're a waste?"
The reason why I was afraid of you before was just because you had a powerful magic weapon on your body, but now that your magic weapon is gone, what can you do to me on your own?
Do you miss your singing ghost-killing spell again? Aren't you afraid that you will accidentally forget the words again? When the audience coaxes together, I'm afraid you won't be able to close it. ”
After saying that, the female ghost giggled, and laughed very proudly.
It seems that Wan Peng really adjusted the mana on the chain, and now the female ghost can't feel the breath of the chain, which is really good for me to catch ghosts.
This female ghost is not honest and returns to the underworld, and she takes revenge in private, all kinds of tosses, and properly violates the laws of the underworld.
I smiled and said, "I also know that last time I didn't sing that song well, and I forgot to say it out of tune, which made you laugh, and almost offended the sisters who were full of mountains."
But don't worry, I'm not going to sing that song now, lest I recruit a bunch of lonely ghosts to bully me, and I've learned a new song now, and I can sing it to you specifically, and I guarantee that it's better than the one last time.
I'm done singing in a while, and you remember to give me a round of applause. ”
The female ghost still looked disdainful and said, "What? You also learned to play empty city tricks, play with me, scare me? Are you scared to be a sister?
Let me tell you, not only are you not good at singing, but your acting skills are even worse, but I can see your pounding little heart from the inside.
Eh, people are so nervous, people are so scared, people have to pretend to be calm, and they must scare this female ghost away. ”
The female ghost twisted and mocked me recklessly, but she still really regarded me as the first waste wood in the world.
It's a pity that although I don't have other skills, I have official authorization to arrest these ghost fugitives who violate the law.
One thing descends one thing, even if I am a waste, but when you meet me, you still have to admit it.
Without further ado, I pinched a hand, pointed at the female ghost, and began to whisper the incantation that Lord Chenghuang had given me.
As soon as she started reading it, the female ghost panicked, and instantly lost her complexion, knelt on the ground and cried bitterly, begging me for forgiveness.
If it were an ordinary female ghost, I might really have compassion, but this female ghost has always been unfriendly to me, and has tried to kill people in front of me several times.
With a smile on the corner of my mouth, the spell continued, and soon a black mist appeared around the female ghost, and in the black mist, a tall thin figure wearing a tall hat slowly appeared, and he still carried a shackle in his hand, and put it on the female ghost's neck.
The female ghost was controlled by my spell, and could not move at all, so she could only let Bai Impermanence lock him up and hold him in her hand like a sheep.
Bai Wuchang looked at me, grinned, and said, "Brother Yan Hui, I didn't expect to meet again so soon after saying goodbye last time." The last time I saw you, you still had a criminal record in the underworld, and you were a fugitive who was wanted by us, but I didn't expect that in just a few days, you began to run errands for the city god, and it was also an errand that accumulated great merit.
After a hundred years of Brother Yan, when he arrives in the underworld, I am afraid that he will be our leader directly. ”
I hurriedly said: "Brother Impermanence is polite, last time it wasn't for Brother Impermanence to be accommodating, I'm afraid that the younger brother is now in the prison of the underworld, where can he still wander around in the world, such a great favor, I have never thanked him, and I hope that Brother Impermanence will not blame the little brother for not being thoughtful." ”
Bai Wuchang is a few words of politeness, and it feels like an old friend for many years.
The two of us were polite here, and Teacher Han quietly touched my arm and asked in a low voice, "The impermanence of the underworld is coming?" Black or white? ”
I whispered, "White." ”
When Teacher Han heard that it was Bai Wuchang, his eyes immediately lit up, and then he babbled a set of spells, and then took out a small bottle from his pocket, wiped some of the transparent liquid in it on his eyes, and then clenched his fist towards Bai Wuchang.
Bai Wuchang nodded symbolically, and did not speak to Teacher Han.
I said to Bai Wuchang again: "This female ghost is to pay off the evil ghost debt I owe to the underworld, and she needs to be escorted to the Lotus Pond Realm. ”
Bai Wuchang said: "This is all within the scope of our ghost's errand, Brother Yan is polite."
Now I come up to pick up people during the day, so it's inconvenient to talk more, and he has time to continue the wine on the day. Leave. ”
I also quickly hugged my fists, and Bai Wuchang pulled the female ghost away.
It wasn't until the black fog dissipated that Mr. Han blinked his eyes and turned his head unsatisfied.
I asked him, "What kind of method did you babble about just now, and which one is this?" ”
Teacher Han said: "Open the yin and yang eyes, I need to smear cow tears and spells to open the yin and yang eyes, which is not as convenient as your natural one." ”
", can you really open yin and yang eyes? Then you were attacked by that female ghost just now, why didn't you open your yin and yang eyes, now there is no threat, you spent your energy in vain, what are you doing with that thing? I was taken aback.
Teacher Han said: "Nonsense, what's the use of opening the yin and yang eyes just now?" That female ghost can control my body, even if I open my yin and yang eyes, I can't beat her or can't beat her.
And there were other people who died in this forest just now, and the death was quite uneasy, and those two ghosts were passing by, so I didn't want to see their honor, otherwise I wouldn't have to eat today. ”
"Eh, I remember who told me just now, I have seen a lot of ghosts, and I am not afraid of ghosts, why do I encounter ghosts now, and I don't even dare to open my yin and yang eyes?" I want to be a rude exposé.
Teacher Han said: "When you can't do it, you still have to use the yin and yang eyes, even if you don't want to see ghosts, you still have to look at them."
I just said that I wouldn't be scared to death by ghosts, and I didn't say that I had a hobby of watching ghosts. Why do I have to find a way for myself when I can't watch it? ”
Well, this kind of makes sense, I asked him, "Then what are you doing when you're okay and you don't have to open your yin and yang eyes?" Do you have a special hobby for ghosts? ”
Teacher Han said: "Look at Bai impermanence, if other ghosts come, it will be nothing to look at, but Bai impermanence is here, how can I not take a look, such a good opportunity, if I miss it, how can you let me forgive myself?" ”
I was a little confused and asked, "Why did Bai Wuchang come to see it?" He doesn't look better than any other ghost, does he? ”
Teacher Han said: "Didn't you see that his hat said that he would get rich at first sight, and if he saw that he was rich, he would not understand it, and he would be rich." ”
I was speechless, I didn't expect Mr. Han to want to get rich so much, and I didn't expect that Mr. Han still believed in this, and it was not the first time I saw this ghost, why didn't I get rich?
Without further ado, I asked Mr. Han, "Who else died in the forest?" ”