Chapter 44: Zhao San'er stewed meat
Master Zhao nodded and said, "It's okay to take a look, the souls of these thirteen people have been completely extracted, according to normal estimates, their bodies should also be quite intact, if they are attached to something, ordinary people will definitely not be able to detect it." ”
Zhao San'er's house and Zhao Yufeng's new house are in an alley, and there are two families in the middle, and it takes five minutes to walk.
This kind of smell, although I don't smell much now, but I really smelled it a few times when I was a child, and I can't forget it in my life. The dog meat rolled three times, the fairy could not stand steadily, smelled the fragrance of dog meat, and the monk also jumped over the wall, this is not in vain.
I asked Zhao Wangcai: "Uncle, does Zhao San'er have a dog?" ”
Zhao Wangcai said: "No, Zhao San'er was bitten by a dog when he was a child, and he has a psychological shadow. ”
Master Zhao nodded, and went to knock on the door, and it took a long time before there was an answer to the door: "Who, what time is it, and I don't let people sleep." ”
Master Zhao said: "The dog meat is stewed so fragrantly, you said you were sleeping, can anyone believe it?" Hurry up and open the door! ”
Zhao San'er's temper also came up: "Who are you, I'll open the door for you, do I know you?" What's wrong with my stewed dog meat, breaking the law? You have the ability to let those dog lovers doxx me on the Internet. ”
This time Zhao Wangcai said: "I am your sixth uncle, I know that you kid is not good at learning, and he actually does some stealing chickens and dogs all day long, Master Zhao came to our village yesterday and led a good dog of more than 5,000 yuan, the kind that can only be raised by people in the city, and has a dog certificate." As soon as it was dark yesterday, I couldn't find it, you said, is it that you kid is greedy and stolen and stewed? ”
Zhao San'er said: "Sixth uncle, you have wronged me, I was ignorant when I was a child, I got your two chickens and stewed them secretly, you still remember me for a lifetime, and you are not allowed to change your ways?" ”
Zhao Wangcai said: "Fart, you didn't steal the dog, what are you stewing in the pot now?" Who are you fooling? ”
Zhao San'er said: "My sixth uncle, is there only one dog in the world?" I went to the city yesterday to buy a few catties of dog meat, and stewed it to satisfy my cravings, is this not okay? ”
Zhao Wangcai said: "Don't talk nonsense, you open the door for me first, is it Master Zhao's dog, I know at a glance, I still don't believe that you can even eat bones and dog hair into your stomach!" ”
Listening to Zhao San'er scolding in a low voice, and then there was a burst of chatter, I don't know if it was destroying the corpse, thinking about this dog, it was indeed not a serious way.
After opening the door for a long time, I saw a big pot in the yard, and there was a fire burning below.
Zhao Wangcai also pretended to call Master Zhao over and let him recognize him, Master Zhao entered the play quickly, and immediately his expression became sad: "Heizi! ”
said that he wanted to fish the dog's corpse out of the pot, but Zhao San'er jumped over, grabbed the lid of the pot, and covered the pot.
"I said, old man, you're old, don't be so shameless, okay? You've never eaten dog meat, you're crazy. This dog is indeed not bought, and I am not afraid to admit it, it is the old blind man's house in the east of the village, it is this dog who is not particular about it, I passed by his door, and jumped out to bite me, I picked it up and fell to death, carried it back and stewed it to eat, the old blind man also knew that I ate it, but he didn't have a way to take me. ”
"Really?" Master Zhao pretended to look disbelieving, and lifted the lid of the pot again, looked at the dead dog in the pot carefully, and said, "This head is a little bigger than mine, could it be that I saw it wrong?" ”
Zhao San'er said: "100% is the old blind man's family, it is not expensive at all, if this dog can be worth 5,000 yuan, then I don't have to do anything else, just sell the dog, this kind of stupid dog is found in the village." ”
Zhao Wangcai said: "Okay, it's okay if you didn't do it, let's go to another place to find it." ”
Before leaving, Zhao Wangcai asked again: "By the way, San'er, you know about Yujie, it is said that the cemetery is the only way to return to the village, and you didn't meet him on the way back?" ”
Zhao San'er said: "No! Then he slammed the door shut.
Out of the door, Zhao Wangcai asked Master Zhao, "Is there something wrong?" ”
Master Zhao said, "Nothing is right. ”
I was stunned: "Didn't he even remember stealing Uncle Zhao's two chickens when he was a child, I don't feel that there is anything wrong!" ”
Master Zhao said: "There are no three hundred taels of silver here, something is wrong, something is wrong in this place, and he wants to prove that he still remembers what happened when he was a child." But if you test him for the rest, he'll definitely have to show his stuff. ”
I said, "In that case, let's go and ask him again, and see if he is exposed?" ”
Master Zhao said: "What's the benefit of forcing him to show his stuffing?" The dog jumped over the wall in a hurry, I don't want to spoil my magic weapon on this kind of minions without even figuring out the situation. Let's go back to the drive, find a few shovels, and then find a dog by the way, and go to the woods in a moment. ”
After saying that, I turned around and walked back, and I followed after my ass and asked, "What are you doing in the woods?" ”
Master Zhao said: "Dig up the corpse, I basically know the situation of this Zhao San'er, and the other twelve should be similar, now go and dig up Lao Li's corpse first, and see what this Lao Li is." ”
it, dig up the corpse, it's a mother's excitement to think about it, I didn't expect that one day I would be able to do this job.
When the car just drove to the entrance of the village, it met the coffin car in Chen's coffin shop, and it was Chen's coffin's apprentice who drove it, and he also took the initiative to greet Master Zhao.
Master Zhao asked him, "How do you pull the coffin and go back?" It can't be a defective product, and you have to pull it back for exchange, right? ”
Chen coffin's apprentice said: "Master Zhao, you are the best at joking, the living can fool, the dead don't fool, when has there ever been a defective product in our store?" This time it was someone's child who died for a day, and he was actually brought back to life again, and this coffin is estimated to have to wait for another few decades before it can be used, so I will be pulled back to the store first, to celebrate the child's death, and I was given a 200 yuan red envelope. ”
Master Zhao said with a smile: "This family is also enough, only give 200 yuan, you send one trip, another trip, and the effort of tossing back and forth is not only worth 200 yuan!" ”
Chen Coffin's apprentice smiled and said, "It's not true, it's a loss this time, that person you saw the day before yesterday, his name is Zhao Yujie." ”
Zhao Yujie, he was also resurrected?