Chapter 33: Secondhand Smoke

Where can Master Zhao suffer this loss, with a wave of his sleeve, the cat has already rolled to the ground, but the cat does not seem to be injured, rolls on the ground, and escapes into the darkness.

Master Zhao took another step forward, his body was attached to the coffin board, and the remaining cats were restless for a while, and then they jumped down one by one, a little reluctantly, and slowly disappeared into the darkness with three turns.

After the cat left, Master Zhao's face looked a little solemn, hesitated for a moment but gritted his teeth, and took the yellow charm to relight the candle in the red lantern. Then he went around to the back of the coffin and carried out the young man who had been left to guard the coffin.

The young man actually fell asleep behind the coffin, and Master Zhao brought him over, but he didn't wake up, threw him on the ground, and continued to sleep. And his face is flushed, there is saliva at the corner of his mouth, he has a lustful expression, and he makes very unsightly movements from time to time.

Zhao Yufeng and his father squeezed out of the crowd, picked up the young man, raised his hand and shook a few big mouths, and scolded while beating: "You rabbit cub don't look at what kind of place this is, but the daughter-in-law who your cousin just went back is lying in the coffin, what are you doing here?" ”

The cousin was quickly woken up by Zhao Yufeng's angry father, and rubbed his eyes unsatisfied, as if he was very unwilling to wake up, but looking at his uncle's angry expression, he didn't dare to say anything, rubbed his eyes and got up and stood aside.

Then the four of them lifted the coffin and rushed to the cemetery of Kanshang Village to be buried with Zhao Yufeng. Along the way, my cousin was in a trance, and he looked at the coffin from time to time and smirked and drooled, and when he walked to the edge of the cemetery, Master Zhao suddenly stopped him.

"You just wait here, you can't go into the graveyard." Master Zhao directly drove his cousin out of the team without question.

The cousin was still very unwilling to stare at and asked, "This is our family's ancestral grave, why can't I enter?" ”

Master Zhao snorted and said, "Why, you know it yourself, you don't need me to say." ”

Then he left me to guard my cousin, saying that if my cousin entered the cemetery, he would deduct half a month's salary. Then he went into the cemetery with a large army.

Leave me a thin scholar, the guard is such a half-crazy, I don't know what the old guy thinks.

Fortunately, my cousin's performance was quite normal, except for looking at the buried side from time to time, there was no abnormal behavior. I just lit a cigarette, but found that my cousin didn't take the cigarette at all, but waited eagerly for me to light the cigarette, and there was saliva about to flow out of the corner of my mouth, so I subconsciously put down the lighter.

The cousin smiled awkwardly and said, "Let you see the smile, the old ladies at home are in charge of it, don't let me smoke, you smoke, you smoke, I'll just smell it next to you." ”

"And you still have cigarettes on you?"

The cousin said: "My uncle gave it just now, and there are all those who came to help, one box per person, you see, I just opened it!" ”

I took a look, and the cigarette case had just been opened, and the one in my hand was missing. On our side, whoever has a red and white thing in the house, the host will give a box of cigarettes to the person who comes to help, which is a normal thing, but the cousin's eyes still make me feel awkward, just to inhale second-hand smoke, as for gluttony like this? So how did he convince his daughter-in-law that the cigarette was smoked by someone else?

Seeing that I hesitated, my cousin actually took out a lighter and wanted to light a cigarette for me, I waved my hand and quickly lit it myself, and I don't know why this non-smoker still has a lighter on him.

He kept staring at me, and I didn't want to make eye contact with him, so I turned my head to look at the coffin over there, which had been lowered and was nailing the coffin.

Brother Half Heaven didn't speak, so I looked back at him, and found that this guy was actually standing downwind of me with his eyes closed, and the smoke from me actually drifted towards my cousin's nostrils, and he was extremely intoxicated with second-hand smoke, and he didn't even breathe.

I'll go, isn't this special mother's the same as when the two ghosts of the city god were sending paper people to enjoy the incense? There must be something unclean about this cousin. And this thing is not picky, second-hand smoke is so enjoyable, change the living person, even if you don't choke to death by the smoke, so you can only inhale and not breathe, and you have to suffocate to death after a long time.

It doesn't matter what you are, the first strike is the strongest, I took out the yellow charm from the sleeve, and slapped it on his head, I was more than one meter eight tall, more than half a head taller than him, and it should be no problem to stick him, but I really lack exercise, and my cousin reacts quickly, and as soon as the body is twisted, he got into the back of my body from under my arm, and reached out from behind to pinch my neck, pinching me and staring.

There was also a gloomy voice in my head, saying: "Lao Tzu kindly helped you, saved your life, didn't ask you for anything in return, just borrowed you a few puffs of cigarettes, and you still killed me, go to death." ”

It was obvious that my cousin was saying it, but it wasn't his voice at all, and it wasn't my ears, but it was like something had gotten into my head and was talking to me.

I grabbed his hand that pinched my neck, but fortunately, although my cousin was nimble like a cat, his strength was not particularly strong, although I couldn't pull his hand off directly, but I still opened a little crack, and it was a little breathless.

Gritted his teeth and said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" ”

The voice said again: "Misunderstanding a fart, you are the Dragon City Soul Destroying Talisman, don't say that it is my little Taoism, even if it is the impermanence of the position in the underworld, if you stick this talisman, you will be scattered, and you will not even have a chance to reincarnate as an animal." ”

My cousin was distracted and talked to me, and the strength in my hands was a little loose, I just gasped for breath, and I recovered a little, grabbed his two hands, bent down suddenly, and threw him to the ground in front of me with a direct back fall.

I couldn't believe that I could accomplish such an action, and I didn't feel too hard just now, just like a kitten and a puppy that fell into a pound or two, could it be that the sleeping energy in my body suddenly woke up?

However, this also made the cousin's anger escalate again, squinting his eyes, a pair of yellowed eyes shining with a fierce light, only revealing a small slit, hunched over and baring his teeth, as if he would pounce at any moment.

Seeing him like this, I was a little cowardly, although I suddenly burst out of energy just now, and I gained the upper hand with one move, but I haven't been good at fighting this kind of thing since I was a child, and when I arrived in front of the battle, I was really a little stunned.