The uncle who took the pumpkin seeds was not flattering, he sat directly on the ground, and said leisurely: "Why are you still here at such an old age?" Is it that no one wants it, so you are locked up here, and you are allowed to pick someone to marry? ”

"Stinky old man, how do you talk?! What do you mean that no one wants, come here and pick any one?! "Yuan Bao is angry! With his hands on his hips, he was beside the old man, through a wooden door, and said angrily!

At this time, the old man showed his legs while knocking on the pumpkin seeds, and said with a smile: "Little girl, look at my legs!" ”

"What's wrong? Your legs are still there! Yuan Bao pursed his lips and said displeased!

At this time, the old man's face turned dark, and he said coldly: "I mean, my middle-aged uncle's legs are thinner than yours!" No wonder you can't get married! ”

"Aren't my legs thin? You know what? I'm going to have too thick pants. When I get back, I'll change to a long skirt to cover up! Yuan Bao hurriedly pulled the hem of his skirt, trying to cover his lower body!

Sitting angrily, he began to complain while knocking on pumpkin seeds.

The uncle silently swallowed pumpkin seeds, and from time to time he picked up a sentence!

The jailer on the side couldn't help but stay away from them, it couldn't help but smell big here, and it was very noisy!

"Old man, didn't you drink the wine I just gave you?" Yuan Bao asked curiously, tilted his head to look at him, and saw that the wine jug had been opened, and the taste was very strong, but he had never seen him take a sip!

The middle-aged uncle was displeased, glared at her angrily, and said, "You girl, you are such a big person, and you are so rude!" I'm only in my early forties, and my name is uncle! ”

"Old man, don't pretend, you have a big beard, crow's feet are so heavy, and you still want to be an uncle? Don't you know what the definition of an uncle is? Yuan Bao said with a smile!

The definition of an uncle, old, gentle and mature, responsible, of course, the premise is to be good-looking!

This "uncle", with a big beard and messy hair, is almost covering his face, unkempt and dirty, sloppy! Yuan Bao almost called him the ancestor!

The "old man" didn't speak, silently picked up the wine jug, and carefully poured the wine on his lap. Maybe it was a leg injury, and after being stained with alcohol, he couldn't help but snort.

Hearing this voice, Yuan Bao hurriedly got out of bed and squatted behind him.

Through a wooden fence, he asked, "Are you okay?" Do you want me to help? I see you're dirty, why don't I tear a piece of cloth and wipe it for you?" ”

"Aren't I just spilling the wine? Can you use cloth? The old man laughed dryly, as if trying to hide the fact that he was injured.

Yuan Bao clasped his hands in front of him, pursed his lips, and said disdainfully: "You have to pretend hard!" I'm not stupid! I'll tell you, I've read thousands of novels, hundreds of TV series, and all kinds of plots can be guessed! Moreover, the way you looked just now is something that everyone can guess! If you can't guess, you're all fools! ”

"Yes, is it that obvious?" He was a little confused, he used to say this, basically no one doubted it, why did this girl see it at a glance?

Could it be that your own technology has retreated?

Or is this girl a magical character who can see through his mind at a glance?

After looking at it seriously, the "old man" sighed: "I really didn't expect you to be so powerful, since you know everything, then you have to tear a piece of cloth for me." ”